At least he's outside.

>>52926642
I wanted to push a kid off that, he was riding one of them in front of my house.

Jesus fuck, humanity is doomed.

first for averaging 2 ints with patented algorithms

>>52926442
You're right.
Though according to this https://stackoverflow.com/questions/28320454/can-xor-of-two-integers-go-out-of-bounds XOR cannot produce trap representations.

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Oh my god, it's matching parens.

>>52926147
>:( WHAT HAPPENED?
> I always did wish death upon him for being against AMD. What did I do.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/

>>52926175
Car accident. People are saying the car rolled several times.

I'm a line guy. Fight me.

>>52924715
Twice daily, just as the doctor recommends.

I eat it and piss it onto the board 6 hours later. My liver filters out the impurities.

Works fine for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>52924666
Ever qbit thread has about 70% of it dedicated to people calling it shit. Yet you still went to install it.

Why do fucking faggots like you keep doing this? /g/ is calling shit it must be super elite actually. It works for those 4 guys apparently, the others must all be retards, I can be elite too.

>bawww it's shit fuck you /g/ I fell for teh meem

Go eat dicks.

>>52924744
Actually /g/ was saying it was great and they will do the same in this thread I bet.

>>52924167
this is such bait.
We literally barely started posting this here.

Anyone there? Please help. I just tried it on my mom's iPhone to see if it was just a coincidence and now her's won't turn on too.

How fucked am I?

>>52924268
B8 is too obvious

hoe to englis

>"Internet of things" real use for spying and data collection.
Groundbreaking!

>>52923609
GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD /CO/! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE YOU FUCKING TUMBLR TIER FAGGOT! LEAVE!

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>tfw fell for the ultra wide meme

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>fell for the "fell for the" meme

>>52923557
You don't need more than one monitor for Facebook, OP.

>>5292349
OS with real AI

Windows 10 will go open source.

Don't tell anyone.

>>52923496
Microsoft... spies on Windows users!

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I started a new Node.js job this week.

I have to use a macbook with a 4k monitor attached because my actual mac hasn't arrived yet.

I've never macced before, only Windows and Linux, its like learning to walk again.

The mouse is wireless and manages to lag when I move it.

I just got home and pressed Alt-C Alt-V in order to copypasta the OP from the last thread, because during the day I've had to use the command key for shit... It is greatly fucking me off.

I also have no fucking idea what I'm doing at my job. I have to read...
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I'm following an online course that's teaching me the 'programming fundamentals', stuff like objects and prototypes. However, they never explained how to use that stuff on a web app, or how to implement this knowledge to a web app.

It seems that latter in the course, they gonna teach me jquery and will never explain how to use vanilla javascript on browser.

Is this ok? Won't it be hindering in the long run?

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var gulp = require('gulp');
var sass = require('gulp-sass');
var concat = require('gulp-concat');

gulp.task('styles', function(){
  return gulp.src([
    './assets/styles/app.sass'
  ])
  .pipe(sass({
    incluePaths: [
      './bower_components/foundation-sites/scss'
    ]
  }))
  .pipe(concat('app.css'))
  .pipe(gulp.dest('./public/css'));
});

gulp.task('default',['styles']);

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XHaloFloatingWindow.

>>52922847
>lyfe
life

Gravitybox

>>52922801
FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF BACK TO /CO/!

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>>52922801
ikr

Because monopoly

Because I don't use my computer to trade drugs for CP. Or anything else illegal.

It's compromised. Maybe it was always compromised...

What would i use slowest browser ever for?

ANIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Still fiddling with my idle-game AI. I'm trying to come up with a method of job priority that isn't just an enumerator and counter check.
Perhaps a way to designate "goals" and assigning resource collection based on the goal or something.

>https://losc.ligo.org/s/events/GW150914/GW150914_tutorial.html

LIGO researchers use Python.

Why don't YOU?

Yeah, its the latest meme.
I have the Lamy Safari, really good pen. Tge best ink is Noodlers ink.

I turn pens and pencils as a hobby, and a lot of times I make fountain pens. They write very well, but I don't normally buy them outright. The ones I have bought are on the cheaper end, like the Pilot Metro and the Lamy Safari. Both are really good choices, but I still prefer the ones I make better.

Nothing beats a decent fountain pen made out of a solid block of purpleheart.

tfw you spill the ink