Got expelled from school today.
So. Basically. Nothing.
How will I afford comcast now /g/ents?
How'd you manage that?
You must have done something really fucking stupid to get expelled
>>53148916
There's plenty of ways to manage that. He might have gotten caught cheating, he might have let his grades slip too low for too long, or he might have gone into an autistic rage and gotten kicked out for threatening someone.
Python, Ruby, or Perl?
What's the better scripting language?
php
Ocaml
JavaScript (ES6), Lua, or a Lisp variant.
http://youtu.be/FnKu7MLB7vQ
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
ANDROID WILL BE A GAMING PLATFORM BECAUSE OF VULKAN
SAMSUNG GETTING ITS DICK WET IN VULKAN
VULKAN WILL BUTT BLAST DX12
WINBABBY STATUS:
[X] ANAL ANGUISHED
[X] ULTRABUTTDEVASTATED
[X] LIFE SUPPORT ON LIFE SIPPORT
WINDOWS RELEVANT IN 2016: NO
Thoughtful criticism is welcome.
Let me know when the games stop being designed around touch input
>>53145832
Ouyafag ITT
Give people VULKAN games.
Convince them to buy an external controller.
More money, more control.
Windows gaming has a foot in the grave.
I have to buy 100 units of something as a gift for my boss to give to staff.
* around $100
* may require a company logo to be stuck on it
* tech related
* something cool
What would YOU like as a gadget gift from the boss? Ideas please.
multi tool
>>53145490
like a leatherman?
>>53145469
>100 custom products for $100
you could probably find <$1 products out there but not with a company logo
What's the best icon pack and why is it Voxel?
technology
>>53145295
>long shadows
>Open Source documentation
>>53145014
it's not wrong tobh family
I see nothing wrong with this.
It's a reply to probably some 12-year old noob that downloaded the program and thought he would be a l33t h4x0r.
>ADVANCED password recovery
>Expects noob questions to be in the FAQ
>minimum wage: R$ 880,00 or US$ 222,00 (1 real = 3,96 dollars)
>iPhone 6s = R$ 3.519,12
>S6 Edge = R$ 2.439,50
>SSD Kingston 120 gb = R$ 257,90
>Macbook Pro = R$ 8.389,36
>GTX Titan X = R$ 4.999,00
Is Brazil objectively the worst country for technolo/g/y?
Venezuela is worse.
Argentina here. We've got it just as bad.
>>53144954
This, poor Venezuelans, I hope they get their heads out of their asses and execute all the socialists that ran their country into the ground.
>>53144954
>>53145185
>>>/hispachan/
Oh god this thing arouses me
only windows is somewhat repulsive
>>53143305
Looks cool
What is it?
>>53143305
FTFY
It's that a portable server? The fuck powers that thing
People still buy them?
>>53142601
Not everybody likes games
>Coolest running high-end gpu of the current gen.
>On fire.
Stay mad AyyMuhDicks
>>53143122
You do know you can use cards for things other than games if you dont want to drop $2000 on an M/firepro
Are there any other phones like this out there? I'm looking to unplug but still would like to be able to be reached via text and phone.
>>53142298
What's so modern and special about that one? Just buy a Nokia 515 for half the price.
>>53142344
oh, absolutely nothing. I'm just woefully uneducated as to what options are available. Thanks for the suggestion.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thelightphone/the-light-phone
What does /g/ think about the German government using spyware trojans to protect your freedoms?
Will it be like last time when the idiots working for the government failed to encrypt the data between client and server? What a bunch of retards. German engineering really seems like a joke these days, this and the Volkswagen scandal considered.
And fascism? It truly seems to run in the blood of Germans.
>pic related
Anyway /g/, I hope you enjoyed my blog post and now we'll talk about government-sanctioned malware.
What country in 2016 isn't a shitty police state?
>>53139607
>Security
Kek
To be fair, they do need a court order. It's not mass surveillance which on this scale would be unthinkable (currently). I do agree it's a step in the wrong direction though.
http://www.dw.com/en/german-government-to-use-trojan-spyware-to-monitor-citizens/a-19066629#nomobile
>will using Linux save me?
Probably.
But considering this is a "government" trojan, announced publicly I doubt it'll even work properly under Windows.
So everyone complaining on the internet about getting mugged and raped by refugees is getting partyvanned?
>>53136814
So Germany is just now catching up with the rest of the developed world? The NSA has been pushing malware for years.
>Germany Government does it again
Germany is no more a police state than the U.S. or the U.K.
I don't use a smartphone but would like to listen to music while I'm outside.
Sansa Clip isn't really sold anymore and I'm not sure if the new models are any good (Clip Jam, Clip Sport)
What would you recommend to use without overspending?
>>53136442
What would you do if a retard thought we are consumer product reviews and recommender?
Tell them to fuck off and die.
>Fuck and off and die.
>>53136452
/g/ is all about consumer electronics and ricing Linux distros. Threads about real technology are few and far between.
>>53136442
Just get a cheap Chinese mp3 player. Or, you know, start using a smartphone.
This is the official list of /v/ and /g/ after weeks of voting
>matrox
>piece of shit
nigga matrox isn't even for gaming
>>53135388
> brendjerking
Okay may mays aside I honestly think it's a great product despite being a little pricey. My situation was "I want an everything computer" meaning I want to bring it to university, play games on it and go travelling. While my only complaints about it was the subpar graphics card and maybe some more USB ports I am overall very happy with this popular product.
>inb4 macfag
>yes i realise there's another macbook thread here but fuck you all right?
>>53135171
Its too expensive.
I can get a core m tablet and install osx to it and onluly spend 200-300$
>>53135188
I got the most expensive one but I was so lucky that I didn't have to pay for it because believe it or not my parents got it for me as a present plus my other computer was breaking bigtime. So I guess as a free gift it was amazing.
So what other computers would you recommend to my situation above or should i just all go in 4 building a PC?
>>53135207
What do you even need to build a computer for?