ITT: We laugh at our pathetic lives
>wake up
>get to the gym
>intimidate normies and skinny teens with my godly and aesthetic as fuck physique
>act angry
>scare them even more
>get back home
>masturbate furiously at granny porn
>shitpost on /fit/ for the rest day
>have ZERO friends
It's so pathetic I'm actually laughing
>wake up
>go to work
>work out
>read a book
>browse Cambodian Doll Collecting forums
>sleep
>>37111943
OP here, here is my typical weekend
>wake up
>its rest day
>fap multiple times
>shitpost on Greek olive oil trading forum for 15 hours
>go to bed
>wake up
>go to gym
>come home
>eat dry rice and bland chicken
>go to store to get gains food using NEETbux
>see mesmerizing beautiful girls wearing practically nothing
>tfw no gf khv
>convince myself girls are a waste of time, i have grander aspirations
>im going to work hard at my dream of being becoming a concept artist
>but first ill browse the internet real quick
>time for bed
>its ok, tomorrow ill change tomorrow ill really start my life
Elliot..soon enough ill be joining my friend...
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>lift weights
>go on a vietnamese woodcarving forum
>fap
>sleep
Sometimes I go buy groceries tho
>get up
>work
>lift
>work
>go home and fuck around on the pc for 2 or 3 hours
>go to sleep
>repeat till friday
>>37111917
>walking around the city after work
>want to approach girls
>can't
>this is the second day of me trying
Holy FUCK. Why is the anxiety so bad?
>wake up 5am, go to work
>get home at 6pm eat
>work side job 7-9:30
> work out
>pass out
>chase after girl for 7 months
>get close with her
>comfortable with eachother
>try to make a move
>get face thrown into dirt
>dont talk to her for 2-3 weeks
>rinse repeat
I'm laughably pathetic.
>>37112126
At least you speak to people
>>37112126
i know this feel very well
the latest one said 'you're like a brother to me'
>>37112028
please anon use some spices. please.
here's an example; cut the chicken up, put paprika, cayenne pepper and ginger on. then cover with a little bit of lemon juice. slap that shit in the pan. bam. and now you can eat that and the rice and have some sort of a life.
>>37111917
>finally getting fit
>been too long haven't interacted with any girl
>realize don't even have a crush or goal
>don't even have a girls number
>gains gone to wasted
>>37112134
I talk to her and one other dude. So, hardly, but at least there's someone.
>the curlbros can match my bench even though I've spent 4 years working on strength and they just fuck around and have fun
>it's taken me 7 years to finish a 4 year degree
>26 year old virgin, haven't had a gf since hs
>can't even hug my mum without feeling awkward
>mfw
>9/10 looks
>great aesthetics
>smart student
>looks like I can pull any bitch
>no gf
>no more friends who I talk to on the daily
>daily life is school, go home and watch anime and basketball and the occasional fap
>rinse and repeat
It's pathetic, but I'm really content with just school, anime, and sports. I go out sometimes, but only with family
>wake up
>get to the gym
>come home
>eat, fap, shower
>start shitposting
>struggle against desire to drink
>wake up at 1pm
>lift for 2 hours
>spend the rest of the day feeling like shit and browsing 4chan until my eyes begin to spin
>repeat
>>37112160
>>37112126
Your problem is waiting 7 months
Meet a girl, ask her out. Don't dick around.
>wake up at 5am
>work until 4pm
>lift
>come home
>sleep
life is a grind
have a qt muslim girl who thinks we're in a relationship but im not really digging it
>>37112126
>>37112665
follow this advice if you dont want to spend the next 5 years alone and frustratred
trust me ive been there
>exams in two-three weeks
>I don't know shit
>failed and got bad grades last year
>I am not reading my ass off and preparing for my exam, instead I have spent the entire day browsing chans, reddit, news sites, facebook and other things
>going to workout soon
>gonna smoke weed afterwards and watch trash tv
Where the fuck as my drive to succeed gone?
> wake up
> lift
> work
> shitpost
> read a book
> sleep
>go clubbing with some friends
>am the most /fit/ out of them
>get mired
>girl actually approached me first
>hit up about 6 different chicks over the evening
>their interest always wanes after 5 - 10 minutes of talking to them and i give up and move on
>still a kissless virgin at 23
HAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
FUCKING HILARIOUS HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
>>37111917
Oh sure, I'm sure that "intimidation" is not just in your head. I bet you even look them in the eye for more than a second, too.
>>37111917
>wake up
>browse latest released porn videos and download the ones that appeal to me
>convince myself to work out in my neet basement gym
>go back to tiny room, get baked and jerk it / play hearthstone all day
>have ZERO contact with outside world
>no will power so im constant built fat with big gut
theres no hope for me lads
>>37112122
"side job"
so what , you sell drugs?
>wake up
>go to work
>get back home
>eat
>play Dark Souls
>lift/run
>eat
>go to sleep
>repeat
i've made up three (3) ex gfs so my friends won't know that i'm a 22 y/o khv
>>37112955
>>37112028
whats khv?
>wake up next to Gf
>she tells me I snore too damn much again
>take out dog so he doesn't shit his pants
>have Gf inject steroids into my ass
>take oral steroids
>go lift
>come home and wanna bang Gf after shower
>"sorry I'm not chorny right meow"
>offers to give me a hand job while I fondle her
>decline and go play pillars of eternity for 7 hours straight
>go to bed when sun comes up
>>37112983
kissless handholdless (or hugless, take your pick lol) virgin
>wake up 6 am
>work 7am to 5pm 4 days a week
>lift after work if work wasn't a busy exhausting day
>hate my job
>only benefit is it pays well and cost of living here is dirt cheap
>hate my life
>haven't had a date or gotten laid in 9 months
>small town in Midwest so good looking girls are already taken
>spend my money on guns and ammo and the like because I feel it'll eventually make me feel better
>hardly ever shoot
>hardly have any ambition to do anything
>wish I would just get an aneurysm and die
LOL YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, FELLAS.
>>37112986
kek
>haven't had sex in 1,5 years
>never had an actual boyfriend
>studies going to shit
>going to spend the fall semester abroad in exchange but I'm not even excited
>tell myself I'm a strong independent woman who needs no man
>don't cut cause there's no one to please and I'm not even fat, but sometimes abs would be noice
>>37113016
>abs on a girl
>noice
"no"
>>37112955
Kek, I've REALLY stretched the truth to girls when they ask how many girls I've had sex with or how many I've dated and how long we dated. I still left it at a pretty pathetic level but if they knew the truth I think they would have been astonished.
HAHAHA
I HAVE TO OUT MY DOG DOWN TODAY
THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY IN LIFE, GONE
HAHAHA ITS EVEN BETTER THAN THE PERSON WHO AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME AND THEN HASN'T RESPONDED IN TWO DAYS
I MEAN THIS IS WORLD CLASS COMEDY
>>37113034
Well anyway could tone a bit, I got some cellulite on my legs, get it super easily if I'm out of shape even a bit, despite sprinting and lifting.
>tfw you are soon pass your prime as a woman
Gonna pass my fertile years and I never even managed to have a boyfriend. Just fuck my shit up. I got a pretty good career and shit, but in reality no one never even really held my hand. Now all I got left is some desperate 30yo+ men who consume too much alcohol and porn.
>>37113064
sorry bro
post a pic of your dog please
>>37111917
>wake up
>go to the computer
>login and work for 12 hours in my underwear
>stare at my weight set I'm unable to use
>stare at food in the fridge
>count down the minutes until i can go to bed
>>37113087
This is so sad. How old are you and where do you live?
>>37113088
>>37113110
He looks like a good boy
>>37113110
holy shit, did you choose literally the cutest pic you have?
i wish i had a dog. pic related, i'd get a collie.
>about to fail university
>literally playing video games the day before exams
>straight up don't even show up to some
>definately going to end up a NEET at this rate
K E K
>>37113109
lol, dont fall for that shit bro, cunt obviously still has people interested, but thinks she's above them despite rapidly nearing expiration date
>>37113110
Shit bro thats kawai, so sorry for the loss, and as forma the other bitch just tinder your way out of sadness.
>>37113123
Thanks. Great pup. Down the final hour before the appointment.
>>37113128
My dog loved to swim but really loved the towel after drying off.
Always so excited to get the towel.
>>37113109
24, Southwark.
>>37113153
too far away :/
>>37113164
I wouldn't have met you anyway you thirsty faggot.
>>37113016
Hit me up babe
>>37111917
>married
>she wants kids, I don't
>haven't been laid in months
>How the fuck is that even meant to work?
>took up lifting to try and fill the void
Hold me brehs.
>>37112906
>builtfat
nah you're just fat
>wake up
>go to uni and study for 8-9 hours
>lift
>go home, lay in bed and chill with gf, have sex
>shitpost on 4chan and lie about laying in bed and chilling with gf and having sex
>get blackout drunk every weekend but secretly hate it but if I don't go out on weekends I feel lonely as fuck
>rinse and repeat
>>37113183
>>she wants kids, I don't
seems like the sort of thing to discuss before getting married.
>>37113183
I mean I know women in general aren't as horny as men but how can she be perfectly fine going months without fucking?
>wake up
>go to work
>get home
>eat
>go to gym or go running (before or after eating)
>get home
>listen to Michael Savage (evening, yurope)
>have a low alcohol beer
>sleep
>weekend
>wake up
>go to golf course
>get home
>eat
>go to gym or go running
>hit some friends up
>go get shitfaced
>go home alone or sometimes with a grill
>barbeque
>wake up at 5 A.M. sharp
>not even an alarm clock, my rhythm is that in tune
>look down at the beautiful lady sleeping on my chest
>easy out of bed
>put on coffee
>go to my balcony butt naked and take in the sunrise
>do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 pullups and 100 bodyweight squats
>drink my coffee
>feel her hands around my waist
>"good morning, my prince..." she says
>she strokes my abs
>I turn around AAAAND IT'S A DREAM
>it's 2:45 P.M.
>I woke because my butthole itches
>I lay amongst crusty sheets from months of fapping
>"maybe I'll clean my room today..."
>I won't
>I'll play LoL with 12 year olds online, eat shit, fap, sleep
>I'll even drink beer alone
>>37113109
I'm 25 and I live in Europe.
>>37113142
Nope, no one is interested in me. Other than fucking maybe baby.
>>37113016
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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>>37113016
>and I'm not even fat
Are you sure about that? Be honest. Not with me, take a long hard look in the mirror and be honest with yourself.
>>37113208
>>I'll even drink beer alone
>>even
there's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>37113216
lol @ anyone replying to this troll
>>37113216
Europe is not very specific
monday, wednesday and friday
>wake up
>shower etc.
>eat a proper breakfast
>pack my bags
>go to the gym
>don't talk to anyone
>don't make eyecontact
>go home
>eat big
>train brain
>sleep well
every other day
>no shower
>eat little OR eat too much junk food
>stay inside
>lurk 4chan
i'm not laughing
>>37113208
you forgot to run 10km
>>37113208
but anon, your dream could be you if you just apply yourself :)
>>37113191
Yeah. I'll have one eventually so all the idiots' offspring doesn't grow up unchallenged.
>>37113194
Fuck if I know.
>>37113123
>>37113110
>>>/reddit/
Dogfuckers get out!
>>37113216
Sweden right?
>>37113296
pls be sweden
>monday
>lift
>rest of the week
>meh fuck it
>>37113218
Yes. I'm not fat, no big tummy or anything.
>>37113239
Denmark that is
>>37113355
>Denmark
0/10
>>37113355
Trust a dane feel the pain...
>>37111917
I remember you
>>37111917
I just met a cousin i have seen in years and
>he has a 2 years old child,
>a job
>a tech career of only two years with good salaries
while myself i'm rotting away at this fucking
>mech engineer career
>i still have 4 years of studying with literally 0 friends
>a very shitty ambient where everyone hates each other
>literally 0 woman in all the department
>and no time for jobs or hobbies so i can't search friends outside of it
my life is literally
>wake up
>talk to no one
>go to uni
>come back at home
>study for the exams of the week/lift
>sleep
fucking jews i should have never went to STEM buying this fucking productivity meme, i'm literally enslaving myself for nothing more than productivity
>>37113355
>living in Denmark
>not converting to Islam and marrying a refugee
now you finally see the kuffar only like you for your body
>wake up
>distract myself from the fact I want to end my life but can't because family would be devastated, also I might be too pussy but I won't know until I try, for 15 hours
>mire my aesthetics which I only achieved because I needed more distractions
>go to sleep
>repeat ad infinitum
>>37113216
25 and yurop myself, dicklet though
fuck that noise, fuck everything, just lift and embrace the numbness hollowing you time after time, fill holes with drugs and booze occasionally
alone, lonely, I'll overdose slowly
>wake up
>go to work
>hit the gym
>go home to my parents house
>read shitposts on /fit/ that give me no hope in life. 28m virgin.
>cry and then sleep
>>37113208
>>37113355
Where in Denmark?
>just work, lift, sleep, and play vidya
>my literal only friend is also my oneitis
>tfw she and I are absurdly compatible
>tfw she's told me more than once that I am "really handsome"
>tfw none of this matters because she's a no-exceptions lesbian
TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO BE REAL LOL
>>37111964
r u me
>>37111917
> tfw no socially anxious Adonis bf who is a masc total bottom
> mfw I'll never experience this
>>37112258
where do you come from?
>>37112028
pls don't say my name like that
>>37113455
Why are lesbian chicks the best? damn
>>37112028
Why are we like this, anon?
Why is it so fucking hard to fill that void...
>get invited out
>i dont like my friends
>i dont like anyone
>i dont know the point anymore
>get fit anyway
>>37113523
because they're men who have baginas
Lolage in the college time to post this story
>shitposting on a Simpsons themed Facebook dating page
>some qt 3.14 grill who lifts starts replying to one of my comments
>flirt a little
>get the fabled random add
>she messages and we start back and forth in
>chit chatting
>chat chitting
>seems like a nice sort of girl
>tall slender blonde nice big eyes and very fun and raucous, got a real crude sense of humour
>tells me she's falling for me a little after like a week
>says I look so strong and handsome in my photos, she likes my voice and how chilled out and genuine I am
>she seems cool why not I'll take a shot at it
>wants me to go visit her in Manchester which is about 300 miles away
>tells me all these really dirty things she wants to do to me
>300 MILES
>sure thing why the hell not
>MAXIMUM EFFORT
>hop on a train and manage to dodge ticket conductor the entire way and get train from free (one saving grace)
>finally get there
Oh boy
>It is instantaneously clear she does not fancy me in real life whatsoever
>she's very quiet, stays on phone the entire time
>we kiss a little but I'm certain it's just for show on her part to be a good sport.
>we get into bed but she very clearly doesn't want me there
>watch TV like this for a while
>mumbles "fuck it" to herself and rolls over and gives me a really half arsed handjob looks at ceiling entire time
>can't really get hard with the sheer hatred she is exuding
>go down on her for a bit then nail her for about twenty seconds before I just lose all passion and have to fake an orgasm
>next morning take a shower
>get out of shower she tells me she got a call to tell her that her Granny had a fall and she is very very ill. Apologises and says she has to go and so do I
>she drives out of apartment complex I wait around outside for cab
>cab is late
>she drives back about ten minutes later
>make eye contact
>just Bert stares me the entire time
>check WhatsApp and Facebook
>blocked
Mfw
Are 75% of you guys NEET? How the hell do you afford to just do nothing all day?
>>37112955
I know that feel breh
>be me
>wake up
>(can't wake up)
>>37112295
R u me
>>37113552
GI Bill.
Not really a NEET
>>37111917
>wake up at 04:00
>take cold shower
>drink coffee
>04:30 drive to work
>06:00 start work
>12:00 eat sandwiches and nuts
>14:30 finish shift and drive home
>16:00 arrive home drink fruitshake
>16:30 start lifting
>18:00 finish lifting drink protein shake
>18:30 eat delicious dinner
>19:00 watch Gilmore girls
>20:00 fuck wife and fall asleep
Repeat to infinity
>>37113552
>not being NEET
>not having mummy and daddy pay for everything
JUST
>wake up (could be anywhere from 7am or 7pm, havent had proper sleeping pattern in 10 years)
>turn pc on
>read the news, play music
>eat food
>lift weights
>have a shower
>sit down and browse the internet for another 12-16 hours
my life the past 10 years
>>37113087
>tone
TRIGGERED.
>>37113543
My oneitis is a lesbian and sure she is like a regular girl in some aspects (uncaring, cold, heartless and selfish) but she is cute and easy to talk to
Oh life, i cant remember choosing Insane difficulty in the options menu
>>37113551
Feel like this would have been me if my ldr and i ever met up, that was a year ago....fuck it still hurts, im sorry bro
>>37113110
Sorry to hear that senpai, looks like a good boy
>>37113194
She fucks Jamal on a daily basis while this guy works his ass out. Sad but true.
>>37113552
not neet
I spend my money on getting shitfaced, crashing my car way too often, getting mugged and drugs
>wake up
>cook breakfast
>eat
>start cooking lunch
>eat
>work out/stretch
>start making afternoon meal
>eat
>start cooking supper
>eat
>start making evening meal
>eat
>fap and go to bed
I can't wait to be done with bulking
>>37113539
Same
>>37113602
I'm sorry to hear about that too brother. Wanna chat?
>>37112814
I don't believe you
>>37112117
30 seconds of insane courage. Think this and just go for it. Anxiety is a choice. Your gonna make it!
>>37113654
what part dont you believe
>>37113064
Happened to me the same with the date
>wake up whenever
>eat whatever for breakfast
>lift whatever for 2 hours
>clean up myself and apartment from night before
>eat whatever for lunch
>go move hay or shovel shit or other farm work until dinner
>eat whatever for dinner
>shit post and fap until i sleep whenever
This is my typical day. The days/weeks I don't do farm work I just let that government tit drip money into my account because some mudslime thought mortaring our FOB would ruin my life.
>>37113596
It's even worse than insane difficulty, it's impossible. You would think having a lesbian oneitis would help me realize that I need to just stay away from her because it's not even a low probability of anything it happening, it's literally zero
I am so depressed and unproductive when I have a oneitis like this, it's fucking cancer
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>37113582
> past 10 years
What the fuck.
Do you not have any ambition?
>>37113665
Not that anon, but why don't kiss one?
>Wake up to my very messy and dirty appartment
>Tiptoe to bathroom, so that I don't fall on shit, to weigh myself pre and post morning shit
>Watch whatever shows came that night for a couple of hours
>Go to work.
>Children calling me a manlet everywhere
>Adults calling me a manlet
>Get home from taking care of spoiled children
>Resume show watching for an hour while getting some grub.
>Go lifting
>Lifts have moved maybe 20 kg all put together for 2 years.
>Get home after talking shit with familiars at the gym
>Go to sleep.
>Repeat.
>>37113643
Not a brother but sure
>>37113665
the part where you implied you had friends to go out clubbing with
>>37113539
When I was 18/19 there was nothing I looked forward to than going out at the weekend. Now I'm 22 I avoid going out most of the time, it just seems so boring now. I don't even like drinking anymore
>>37113539
Nailed it
>>37113727
Never say never, i scored with mine on two separate occations
We havent spoken in a year though since well, she gave indications she wanted an LTR and i was so fucking happy but she flaked out and dropped me
if i am to give you any advice then its to check yourself friend, sometimes dreams do come true but you find yourself wishing they hadnt because then you cant go back to the shithole you call reality
>>37113539
>>get invited out
Ha!
>>37113735
>Do you not have any ambition?
none. dont need to work because i dont need money because i dont do anything.
>>37113551
átleast you got your trouser snake settled a bit.
>>37111917
>Try to date this 6/10 cashier
>She's 21 and I'm 19
>Figure out it'll be easy because I'm out of her league and I'm pretty fit.
>Invite her to get a drink.
>Everything goes smoothly
>I don't try to kiss her though. I'm a beta, you know.
>Act distant for two days. Because I'm too cool for school, you know.
>She calls me and tell me that this won't work because of our age gap.
>I just got rejected by someone uglier than me
>Because I was too pretentious to seduce her in an effective way.
I tried to act cool and told her that I never intended to be anything other than a friend and that it was just a bet I did with a friend (who was with me when I invited her). It worked, she said I was an asshole.
This thread guys, this thread.
>wake up
>go to uni
>colleagues talk to me out of pity
>smile and try to talk back
>i hate them so fucking much i want to kill them
>girl i loved is there. Fuck me.
>Asked her out once
>she was "too busy".
>yeah fucking right
>feel shame the whole time im there
>i feel i want to kms
>actually laugh at self crimge and edginess
>"it's all a joke, anon," i tell myself.
>life may be a joke, but it's so hard to laugh at it.
>get home
>immediately go to the gym
>lift and do cardio
>come back home.
>feel accomplished
>feel good about life
>an hour passes
>tfw no gf
>yep, life aint that good after all
>tfw khv
>i have to study
>dont want to study
>i want to isolate myself forever
>be alone, the only man on earth
>i want to be able to shout in a forest
>vidya
>bedtime
>weekend
>wake up too damn late
>gym
>home
>vidya
>bed.
I dont know guys. I sometimes feel i can only live in isolation. I fucking love it.
Other times i feel i need a girl to complete me.
I dont know what to do.
I have a void inside me, and maybe a girl would fill it. Maybe. But i will never fill it. Those close to me tell me im reaally handsome, and have a nice body. But the void will always remain. I can feel it. Always. I will never find her.
And if i do, i wont appreciate it.
Why is it so damn hard? Why the fuck am i so introverted, and scared to be open to others? Why is it so hard to find her? Ive tried, trust, to go clubbing. Ive tried to talk to them. But nothing.
How the fuck can everyone have a gf/exgf? How?!
Why are my thoughts always so fucking violent and sexual? Is there a way out? Incest, blood, crime, torture... its so hard to live in my head. My psychologist was a faggot. Did nothing.
>Taiwan server on Wednesday 3 AM
>10 minute queue for a normal game
Nice
>>37113931
Little dramatic at the end there.
>>37113931
>How the fuck can everyone have a gf/exgf? How?!
Not everyone does but mostly its luck
A girl wont fill the void but she could take your mind off the gaping sadness, until she decides to dump you for some reason and that void becomes a black hole and you become broken in ways you never thought imaginable
>>37113918
Nope. You did nothing wrong. Age gap is something. Girls that age like to prete d they are mature and want older guys. In their late twenties theyll start dating younger guys.
does anyone here actually have a 6 pack yet is still a kissless virgin
>>37113110
sorry for your loss, he looks like a great dog
>>37113975
W-what?
Girls in the 18-20 range dont want to date older guys
>>37113966
Since im telling so much, why not tell it all? I think im crazy. Or going to be soon enough.
Dont worry. I laugh at myself too.
>only fucked 2 girls
>only 3.5 GPA in electrical engineering
>only a blue belt in BJJ
>only 900 lb 3 lift total
Why do I bother living
>Wake up at 6/7am
>Make eggs and bacon
>Go shower
>Workout
>Go to school if I have school
>Sit next to friends that I barely talk to because I can't keep up a conversation
>As soon as class is over go home
>Play games alone because I can't be bothered with people
>Sleep at 10pm
>Repeat
Or alternatively
>Wake up and all that
>Go to work
>Do my work without talking to anyone, everyone is talking around me
>Don't like being interrupted
>Dislike the other people in there for being so slow and unproductive
>When I'm finished head straight home
>Play games
>Sleep
Why is talking to people so hard. 90% of the time I go and eat lunch with co-workers I don't say a single word and I keep getting left out because of it.
10/10 life living the dream.
>>37113980
body doesnt make up for being shy desu
>>37113969
Then what do? What are my options?
>>37113991
Girls want chad, when will yall learn
>>37113980
reporting in
>>37114008
Getting a girl is extremly hard and will probably fuck you up even more but if you want a gf and think thats the way to go then do it
Pick your poison anon
>>37113918
>I'm cutting things off with you before they go further
>you're the asshole
Kek women
>>37113931
KEK hahaha
First one I laughed at, get a fucking grip loser.
>>37114012
r9k plz go
>>37114040
Alright. Thanks, anon. You helped more than what you think.
>>37112923
I'm in the Trades so I do lots of side work
can someone explain to me what the fuck is LTR? Lad/Lass To Ride? Long Tibetan Road?
>>37113110
>Had two kick-ass labs
>move with them to shitty southern state
>parents didn't know they needed a new stronger kind of meds for them
>they both get heartworms because fucking mosquitos
>have to see them both fade away and be less active for like a year
>put one down
>other one stays for maybe another 6 months but now he doesn't have a bro
>put him down too
>fast forward like 7 years
>now my mom got some tiny mutt who only likes her and acts like a sad sack of shit when I have to watch him
fuck I just made myself really sad
>>37112724
how qt
>post pics
>censor what you want as long "qt" is shown
>>37114047
Chad is genetic, only woman can feel it
you can be handsome, you can be fit, you can be tall, but if you didn't had Chadpeptide in your mitochondrias or your ADN didn't had the "chad" gen you are fucked
>>37114044
That's not nice
>>37113016
>>going to spend the fall semester abroad in exchange
M E T Z
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>>37113773
Same, I'm 25 and my """friends""" still go out at least twice a week. It got so repetitive over the years that I'd rather stay home and shitpost all night. They don't even invite me out anymore anyways.
>6.30am wake up
>shower + shake + vitamins + make lunch
>go to hospital (clerkship)
>go directly to gym
>get home at around 7 or 8pm
>cook + eat
>work on research/study/watch some tv/post on digimon drawing appreciation board
>sleep
>>37113980
well I'm not a virgin anymore but I got a six pack before I lost my virginity if that answers your question
>>37113110
;_;
i lift for you today, sweet puppo
>>37113759
Okay my sister from another mister. What's your story?
>>37112906
at least you're legendary in hearthstone
>oh w-wait
>>37113208
>because my butthole itches
Kek
>wake up
>No job
>try to run my 2 mile
>it's raining
>play vidya
>only gun I own is a .380
>if I shot myself I'd probably just bleed out of my brain for five minutes
>go to gym
>weight lift away they gay suicidal thoughts.
>play vidya with competitive teams
>only people who talk and congratulate me
At least I got welders money, that makes up for the crippling depression and the KHV, right?
>>37114316
>crippling depression
>doesnt kill himself
>>37113980
I get activly mired and hit on in public
Like just out shopping and I still held onto my virginity until 25
Anxiety and self doubt is a hell of a drug
>>37114114
there is no friends at 25, everyone just becomes an aquaintance or finds a gf/wife and never wants to hang out anymore
>>37114421
meeting people after school seems impossible
>>37114316
man you have a pretty comfy life, no job you hate and can play vidya all day and do esports.
>go out and see a play with a girl
>half the time I am thinking how I am missing gains because I skipped a meal
>the girl asks me to go for drinks after the play
>say I'd rather not
>go home cook some chicken,rice and broccoli
>eat while browsing /fit/ wondering why I feel so empty
>what's wrong with me
>>37112258
I´m the same, I´m 26 now saving up money to move out (yes I know, but it's more tolerated here I suppose). You'll get sick of it trust me, you'll want to improve, travel just dip out and run away to a beautiful foreign country where the sun shines and people are more relaxed.
Oh that's just me, I'm want to do it so bad but I got finals coming up and I have to finish them. I have to achieve something except this muscular physique.
came to this thread for luls
>got hit with feels
>>37113004
Kek are you me
>>37114085
needy sad sack dogs are the WORST
>>37114471
Meant to post this picture.
>>37112724
Oh its this mudslime cuck again
>>37114443
i feel that. i usually opt out of social situations or get restless and leave early, with friends or girls.
then i end up ironically feeling like i'm missing out.
>>37113262
I thought this gif was gonna be the gif of that guy who tied up a German Shepard and literally fucked it. Maybe that was a photo series and not a gif, I don't remember.
It was really sad though
>>37113110
Top tier puppers you got there, anon.
He'll be at peace now. I lift in his honor today
>>37113110
Ill lift for you and your dogbro today buddy
>Wake up
>Go to uni
>"Maybe I'll end up sitting next the girl I like who apparently has a dozen of male friends"
>Nope
>Listen to the lesson,watch girls in my class,shitpost on this website or lurk on a forum about skycrapers
>Return home
>Go to the gym/Study
>"Maybe today I'm gonna see the (other) girl I like and this time I'll talk to her"
>Nope
>Return home
>Eat chicken
>Shitpost,lurk,play 3ds
>Fap
>Sleep
>wake up
>fuck tinder bitch from last night
>drop her off
>she wants to be fuck buddies
>never had an asian one so ok
>go home eat shower
> head to the gym,
>work
> home eat,
>cop some nudes from other tinder bitches
>set up 3 dates this week
>probs fucking asian new fuckbuddy sometime again this week
>>37113612
>Jamal
Scotland, not a Jamal for fucking miles.
And I lift first thing in the morning before work.
>>37114604
why do normalfags like you act suicidal and depressed?
Why does it feel so comforting to be miserable and sad, bros?
>fap every day
>wake up at 9am
>cry for 2 hours over ex gf even though I dumped her for pretty much no reason and she doesn't wanna get back together ever again
>gym
>sick pump
>mired by a few grills
>feels good man
>get home
>feel sad af again
>fuck around on the computer, 4chan, youtube, podcasts for 4 hours
>gym again for cardio (cutting)
>more computer for the rest of the night
>panic attack and cry about ex gf before sleep every night
Why live?
Just graduated from university and I'm about to work a min wage job for the foreseeable future. My ex gf of 5 years is gone.
I am antisocial / have extreme social anxiety so it's impossible to meet women even when I'm drunk.
All I have is my dogebro, the internet and lifting. I just wish I had a friend or could be around people without feeling so anxious and self conscious.
>>37114634
You just get numb to the feeling and becomes the only one reality that you know about.
>>37112248
im sorry my mane
>>37114630
Normalfag?I improved during the years but still "autism"/loneliness hit me hard sometimes
>wake up
>lift
>continue the rest of my day thinking about how meaningless my life is right now, how fucking flawed I am and no one can love me
>trying to achieve some dream which has a very low chance of happening, while others are moving on in their education and careers in stuck in one place trying to make it helplessly
>parents don't believe in me, I have no one else, too far away from anything and busy for friends
>all around me are happy people, or at least neutral, and I want to die
I know people say that life can seem hopeless and will get better, but man life isn't a fairy tale it doesn't get better for all. Some try their best and give it their all and life still fucks them over and over till they eventually die and no one remembers them.
>>37114248
> bit over a year ago
> super shy and awkward as fuck
> guy messages me and we talk
> turns out we have a lot of the same interests
> months in he says he loves me, wants to marry me, have kids together, travel the world together
> i don't know how to respond since it wasn't a fully "this is my boyfriend/girlfriend" thing
> tell him later on that I love him
> we plan on meeting in the summer
> continue to talk for a couple weeks
> life gets busy and stressful for both of us
> end up talking less and less
> finally doesn't end our Skype call like we normally do
> me, being the shy little fuck I was, always felt too shy to initiate conversations and felt I was always a burden to him even though he always started the conversation
> didn't have a fight or anything that would have officiated the end of the relationship
> this being my first relationship and only relationship, keep holding out hope like a little bitch that we'll talk again
> message him months later
> awkwardest messages exchanged ever because he pretended like we were still good
> says we'll talk tomorrow then doesn't go online for WEEKS
> everytime I think I've moved on it doesn't happen and goes all the way back to the start
> tfw I can't sleep normally so I just lay awake and think about all the late nights and mornings we would spend talking about everything
> tfw I used to sit on my floor because there was better wifi and now just sit there miserably
> i don't get close to many people but for the ones I do, I really care about them
> this guy left me heartbroken
> dumbass because I can't move on
> F U C K
Sorry this was long....what's your story, anon?
>>37114672
>autism
>somehow in uni
>loneliness
>sits around people every day
ok buddy
>>37114714
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?
I dont think I care anymore about girls, I just want to train and look good
so this is what being a monk is like I guess
>>37114687
>Some try their best and give it their all and life still fucks them over and over
Can you say that for yourself though? (Protip: You can't)
>>37114782
>alone in a crowded room
>>37114825
>that's the joke
>>37112986
KEKED
>>37112906
Stop baking and jerking it and watch your willpower come flooding back.
>>37113087
I'm 24 who just watches too much porn, hit me up
>>37114803
You mean am I trying my best? I ask myself that every day because I watched a video of a guy saying that those who try will always get somewhere. And yes right now I think I truly am. But I'm still miserable, flawed and fucked.
>>37114714
>loneliness
>sits around people every day
You a dumbass or something?
>>37113110
Today I'll lift in his memory, stay strong bro
>>37112814
>waiting more than 60 seconds to kiss a girl at a club
>>37114687
I love you anon.
Keep your head down and keep working, you will achieve your dreams. And if not, at least you gave it your all. You will find someone who wants to be with you eventually, it takes time.
I just ended a 5yr relationship and I'm feeling worthless and lonely too. It will get better, you will find meaning in something or someone eventually.
Do not give up
>>37113110
sleep tight, pupper
>>37113543
Yep, pretty much
>>37113355
Jeg elsker dig anonette
>>37113355
KOBENHAVN
>>37114917
>I just ended a 5yr relationship and I'm feeling worthless and lonely too
I know that feel all too well
Stay strong anon, stay true to yourself
>>37113455
get her durnk and horny and lesbians go straight
>>37114900
It's not as it easy as it seems making friends where everyone is in groups
>>37113376
It's not STEM you retard, it's just the E and the T from stem. Seriously how didn't you know this?
>instead of doing science I'll just design bullshit for people and make 'lots' of money
>engineering is the best
This is what engg fags have actually been convinced of.
>really enjoy cooking, find it therapeutic
>amass a library of cookbooks
>like to browse through them while I'm eating
>put together menus and fantasize about cooking them for my imaginary family
>tfw haven't had sex in 8 years and have never been in a relationship before
I've wasted my young years.
>wake up
>it's 4pm
>coffee
>get to work by 5pm
>backpack full of shit I need and a bunch of water
>get done at 9pm
>get to next job by 930pm
>eat some fruit and/or salad
>start work at 10pm
>get done at 6am
>finish water and have a Diet Pepsi somewhere in between
>get home by 630
>lift in home gym until
>during breaks between sets I prep my meal
>finish workout at 8am
>eat until I meat my protein requirement
>watch an episode of a show I like or play some Pokemon Crystal in bed
>sleep
>repeat
just fuck my shit up. worst part is I have a degree but can't find a job so I'm stuck working 70+ hours a week just to pay off my loans. my life has basically become a permanent intermittent fast too which I'm not really complaining about but it's not ideal for me. I'd like to enjoy my food. I'm actually curious if I go back to a 40 hour work week what exactly id do with the time. my day off I spend catching up on sleep, shows, and video games (I basically just play whatever Xbox gives me for free that month). I recently started chatting up a girl from my evening job but I'm realizing that I'll probably never have the time to see her. sucks because shes got everything I love. it's my fault u guess. should've not fucked off in college.
>>37113110
;_; good pup. I will hit lmao5pl8 deadlift pr tomorrow for him or bulge a disk tryin
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>Eat dinner
>Watch anime then lift
>Go to bed
>Watch more anime then sleep
repeat.
I just don't really feel like talking to anyone as of late. That and I've got some personal issues that are rearing their head on top of me considering contacting my ex and discussing things related to said issues (she hurt me with something she said that was harsh as a "joke")
Also, fitness related, What would a 1pl8 db bench equate to in bb terms? I take it db bench is tougher due to stabilizers and the like?
>wake up
>measure myself
>eat (calorie counted)
>go to the gym
>go to work
>come home
>eat (portioned meals)
>browse 4chan or play vidya
>sleep a few hours
All while dealing with crippling bipolar disorder & ptsd. Been heavily medicated since early childhood. Finally starting to get it together little by little. I bounce back & forth with my physical appearance because of all the meds I take. Sometimes I'm ultra fit. Sometimes not so much. Anyone else here deal with that shit?
>>37114988
It sucks dude. Can't stop thinking about her. I want to press fast forward on my life so I can be in a better place mentally. I'm so damn emotional like a song on the radio will choke me up and make me want to cry.
baka it's pathetic, i'm beta af
>>37114672
mfw I do the exact same pose as the skinny guy first panel
>>37113110
Iktf bro. it gets easier with time. just cry it out. the hardest parts will be the little shit you don't realize is part of your routine that involves him. I broke down in my kitchen afterwards because I was making a sandwich and turned around to toss him some turkey.
>>37114634
Being depressed takes a lot of energy, so that way you don't have the energy to try, that way you don't have to be hurt
>>37113110
I'm genuinely sorry for your loss anon....
>>37115102
Yeah dont worry, you will feel pathetic for awhile
I wish i could tell you something to make it better, some trick but there is no trick
You need to let it pass, sounds gay as fuck but you will adapt to it in time
>>37112762
>browsing reddit and facebook
You deserve your misery
>>37112117
dude, approaching on the street is ike max-level, dress as invisible as you can and hit on drunk sluts at any public party place, way less anxious there
>>37112762
drop the weed for an amphetamine addiction and pray to god you dont crash til after finals
>>37113727
>>37113795
Listen to this guy. My oneitis was my friend for ages, always been pretty close despite her being lesbong, drunkedly hooked up twice, this turned into non-drunkedly hooking up, now been in a relationship for a few months. You would be surprised how fluid sexuality is for most women, it seems its more about the person than anything. Your girl is probably just freaking out about the fact your a guy rather than going with her feelings desu
>>37112986
this is me except i whipped out my dick and she was all "... fine only cuz your balls look big today" and deepthroated
nutted after 30 seconds, ty clomid
>go to gym
>dress modestly in all sweats
>maybe just a t shirt
>5'10" 205 lbs 12% BF
>people look at my angry and weird
>all I do is dance and sing between sets to Tom Jones
>do powerlifting so I deadlift 450 for doubles and squat 365 for doubles as well as bench slightly under 300 for doubles every time in in there (sheikofag)
>Ive seen videos of my on instagram being taken in secret (consists of me dancing into a deadlift while shaking my ass and singing and then lifitng 450 for a single
>wake up
>play video games for a few hours
>walk to gym and workout for 2 hours, talk to usual people at that hour
>go home and eat
>play video games
>eat
>maybe see gf
>sleep
I have online courses I'm supposed to be doing but I can't bring my self to do them.
>>37115181
Thanks m8, funny how words from some anonymous person posted on a mongolian knitting forum can make you feel better about your shitty life
>>37113795
>>37115340
thanks anons
>>37115412
Thank you,now I know what i will fap to
>>37112986
Rich?
Holy shit
This thread makes me feel fucking great about my average life.
Stop being pathetic. Stop being a little bitch and move on. Holy shit 4chinners. No one fucking care about your problems. Is this really how you want to live your life?
You are your own worst enemy. Control your emotions, walk over your problems. Grab life by the balls.
>Up 27lbs from starting
>1/2/3/4
>6'4" and formerly so Auschwitz I still look DYEL
>>37113123
>>37113128
>>37113147
>>37113605
>>37113989
>>37114085
>>37114144
>>37114567
>>37114580
>>37114903
>>37114925
>>37115066
>>37115117
>>37115170
Gents, ladies, whatever you identify as, thanks for the kind words and support.
It's never easy putting a family member down. But it was quick and painless. No longer suffering from bone cancer. Feels strange coming home to an empty house.
I appreciate it all guys. I'm going to eat dinner and drink a beer. I'm beat.
Thanks again, hopefully I didn't miss anyone.
>>37114825
>>37114838
>tfw feeling alone inside, no matter how many people I surround myself with
Why do we have to suffer brehs?
My only dream / goal I have is to find peace and happiness after my death.
>>37115492
>You are your own worst enemy. Control your emotions, walk over your problems. Grab life by the balls.
>>37115492
Get out normie. This site is not for you.
Try /r/fitness on reddit
>>37115546
Feel better m8
>>37115565
I hope every day of my life that there is something better on the other side. The fact that the entire universe has been building to this awful suffering is something that I cannot accept.
>>37115105
That gif name
>>37115582
I ran that fucking route as a night elf more times than I can count.
And still manned to keep my shit together. Don't be pathetic and claim your si different from everyone else kek
>>37115492
sometimes you have to endure the hard times to truly enjoy and appreciate the good times. you might never be put in a truly tough position, but if you ever are and you find yourself in a similar state as some of the people here, I hope you listen to your own advice. but for a lot of people here it's not a single moment that sends them spiraling. it's years of wear and tear slowly eating away at their interior. a lot of people get over it when there's nothing left to eat away at. and then you have a hollow person like a minority of this site. what comes off as bitching is more of complacency, acceptance of a life centered around mediocrity. then, if and when shit finally starts falling into place, it's like an overwhelming sense of relief. like insanely overwhelming. I've lived it man. there was a time I thought I'd kill myself because the life I had wasn't worth suffering through. no light at the end of the tunnel. after that I thought I was already dead for a long long time. I just went about my daily grind like a robot. wasting years of my life living paycheck to paycheck with zero concern for improving upon my situation because of a "why bother" attitude. I got lucky and started following up on leads when I finally got sober and fed up with myself. I have a great job now, no gf but I've been with a few, and I maintain some hobbies I've never thought I'd ever be interested in. it can be better.
wow fuck sorry I really rambled
>>37111917
>wake up
>go to classes
>lift
>go to work
weekends:
>try to sleep most of it away
>ask "friends" to hang out
>they only want to if I say i have weed
>otherwise just make my meals for the week and try to sleep the rest of the time so I don't have to live in the real world
>semester finished so back with parents
>siblings going out with friends almost daily
>Was supposed to have a good workout today but right wrist pain during pull ups completely ruined it
>>37115667
Is someone going to walk by one day and fix their problems for them?
>>37111917
>a-are you me?
>>37115715
it's possible. but like I said some people reach a point where they just sort of turn off the light and coast because it's easier to accept that subpar life you've been conditioned to endure than attempt to achieve better and endure a disappointing failure after disappointing failure. I'm not saying this about >tfwnogf people although I suppose a life of rejection in that regard can be similar. I mean those that are stuck in a shit class and an even shittier position in life.
>>37112248
Hehe I'm on year 7 of my (3 year) bachelor.
>>37113110
I'm really sorry, anon. He looks like he was happy with you. You gave him a good life.
>invite qt crush to a friends wedding as a date, she agrees and is happy
>told her i'll text her the information the next day or so, it was like 11pm and it was my bedtime
>send her the rest of info on the big day the next day
>no response
>send her another message the next day asking if she received my message
>I don't see any activity on any of her social media outlets
>nothing yet
What do bros? Should i ask her one more time? The party is this weekend i've know her for like six years, and in all seriousness why are girls afraid of just saying "no"?
>>37113110
Sorry man, did that a few years ago with my best friend of 12 years. Rough times
>sleep tight, pupper
