Sage Northcutt
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>19
>professional fighter
>studying petroleum engineering in the best programs in the country
>natty
>6'0
>rich
>Christian
How does one achieve Northcutt mode?
Have PT for a dad
>>34865082
you forgot
>neck of the godz
>>34865082
>kid wants a toy
>you won't buy it
>he drop kicks you in the gut
>you try to grab him
>he unleashes a barrage of punches like you trained him
>have to get him in a headlock
>someone calls the cops
>meanwhile he's scorpion kicking the shit out of your ass
>strangers are yelling at you
>your son is screaming
>You're screaming at everybody
>cops arrive
>they're yelling too
>get tazed
>piss yourself in front of everyone
>too big, one doesn't drop you
>get tazed a second time
>fat cop tazes you a third time because why not
>all because you wouldn't buy him optimus prime
Imagine that fresh hell.
>>34865082
I can't decide which looks more homo, this guy or geoff
>>34865082
>Christian
fucking kekkers, Americans are such faggots
>>34865082
Well, he is dropping out of school to now focus on his professional career. He says doing both are too tough.
Also, he didn't get to where he is now just hoping that one day he would get lucky. He worked his whole life to get where he is now.
>>34865944
Cool clock Ahmed.
>>34865944
Go home.
heem urself my man
Too bad he has narrow shoulders.
>very fucking bad hairstyle
>>34865082
His haircut makes him look like Reese
>>34865970
He worked hard but he would not have achieved any of these things if he wasn't from an affluent family. Also he's studying petroleum engineering which basically makes him on par with Satan
>>34865082
>rich
Be rich I guess
How do you have abs as a child?
>>34866054
>>34866077
You guy totally are not ginormous faggots.
not!1!!!!
>>34868189
Take steroids
>>34865944
>not accepting Jesus Christ as your lord
top kek Mohammad
His deadlift is 265kg at 84 kg.
>>34865944
This. 'muricans seem to be even more fanatic about religion than muslims. Always have to mention god everywhere and shit.
>>34865944
*tips fedora*
If u don't believe in bible ur a nerd.
>>34868397
100% natty
>>34865944
Shut it Shahib
>>34865243
I liked it
>>34868652
Ye, he does look like an auschwitz escapee in that photo so you do have a point.
I like Northcutt but what a retarded face and haircut.
This is the only reason I never want him to win any of his fight.
But they guy is dedicated, I'll give him that. As an ex-MMA practionner, I'm even jealous.
>>34865082
>No traps
>Narrow shoulders
He looks good, but those are holding him back. Your average everyday person won't notice those though.
>19
Still a little shit
>Professional fighter
He'll have dementia by age 40 and also he has a shit personality if he actually aspires to be a good MMA fighter.
>Petrolium engeneering
Shit tier field. He needs some ambition and go to medical school.
>Natty
Will never make it, he's already reached his peak and will probably end up with depression
>6.0
Too short.
>Rich
He didn't work for his money, it's not his. He will never know the feeling of getting rich by spending his own hard earned money
>Christian
So he's delusional.
Man, being an internet hater is fun.
>>34865082
>he lists "Christian" as a positive thing
Ok
>>34866100
Lithkek?
>>34869526
>>34865082
I want him to breed me.
>>34869453
Redit: The post
>professional fighter
>Christian
these sound like negatives to me
>>34865082
Someone post the webm of him doing the front flip
>>34865082
>rich kid
>giraffe neck
these two things stick out the most
>>34870136
>not wanting a boyfriend that will fuck someone's shit up if they look at you wrong
>not wanting a boyfriend capable to protect you
>>34870162
there you go, anon.
http://youtu.be/bklcDXRwYfI
>>34869453
lmao what a negative faggot, I bet he's way more successful than you
>>34870129
I've never browsed Reddit but I believe this more 4chan: The Post. Every board on here is full of negative fucking faggots like this with nothing but shit to talk
>>34870215
Woah. How did he do that? I'm seriously impressed.
>>34870284
Pretty sure it's not that hard, if you're not b8ing.
>>34868429
So fanatic we start genocides over it and strap bombs to our children with the promise of eternal paradise!
Oh wait.
>>34870354
>what were the middle ages
>>34870403
Something that happened centuries ago and isn't a justification for the behavior of sand niggers living in the 21st century.
>>34870459
It's okay mudslimes will become peaceful after 10 centuries, just like christians did in the middle ages.
By the 31st century we will all be named Mohammed anyways.
>>34870403
>le crusaders were in the wrong meme
>>34870588
Didn't imply that desu, just made a comparison.
>>34870403
America was around in the middle ages?
Shit man.
>>34865082
>petroleum engineering
enjoy unemployment in 10 years lmao
>>34871409
The continent?
It sure was.
he wasn't natty at some point
>>34869453
Have you seen his fights? They're fucking brutal.
>>34871525
Now you're just running in circles, bro. Americans wage war over oil, money, and muh freedom. At least we put an age limit on the kids we send to war. Plus we promise them free school and monthly stipends, not 12 virgins or whatever the fuck it is.
>>34865082
>natty
>dad is bodybuilder
That's adorable you think he's natty
>>34871737
I'm not even defending the mudslimes, but you have the luxury to choose who goes to war because you always wage wars on foreign soil.
The fights are literally thousands of miles away from your comfy homes and your McDonalds and Walmarts.
Arabscums' choices are either fight and die or flee to Europe.
The ones that stay and die are in need of a rationalization of why their lives are going to be wasted fighting off invaders.
So, their heavenly daddy figure provides comfort to the stupid and weak and means to an end to the smart and powerful.
>>34871814
Resource-rich countries like that are always going to be ravaged by war until the whole world turns communist. It's just human nature. Africa and their diamonds and gold come to mind.
America has done a pretty good job of setting up self-defenses, I'll give you that. To be honest I would never think about joining the military unless there was touchdown on American soil. Even then, I might just stick to forming a local militia and sitting on my roof with a hunting rifle.
>>34871525
Well fuck I seem to have missed out on a thousand years worth of United States history.
I'll be sure to check out the times we went to war in the Crusades.
>>34866146
Comment O'the Day.
>>34868429
Your moslim overlords teach you that one Skippy?
>petro engineering
Ahahahahaha
>>34865082
>natty
Nice b8
>rich
MMA fighters are among the most underpaid athletes in the world. The UFC divides 15% of the profit among the entire roster, with the lion's share going to the champions in PPV divisions. The other 85% goes to the promoters. This is how Uncle Dana is able to play 100k hands of blackjack and pay 10k in fines every month for his outdoor pool that doesn't meet regulations. Meanwhile, fighters like Pat Barry have struggled to afford groceries.
If Sage is rich, it certainly isn't from fighting.
>>34865082
Grow up with in a social environment that encourages and rewards your athleticism and success.
I'm not hating - we should all have been so lucky.
>>34871465
You can rest assured exxon and the kochs wont go down that easy.
