ITT gym stories
Happened to me last night
>be alone at the gym
>a moment later a 16-18 years old fat ass DYEL manlet enters the premises
>he nods to me as a greeting and goes to fuck around with the lat pulldown
>he is visibly struggling with about 70lbs
>struggling myself not to burst out laughing
>after a few minutes he moves to the next piece of equipment
>he shuffles from machine to machine like it's a fucking amusement park, always having 20-70lbs load
>i_have_seen_enough_of_this_shit.jpg
>ask from him if he's sure he should be here?
>he looks at me confused and stutters "w-w-what do you mean by that...?"
>i slam db's to floor and start walking towards him
>"I'M TRYING TO SAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
>the DYEL probably pissed his pants and leaves in a hurry
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>i haven't seen the faggot after that
>gym culture saved
Anyone else had similar experiences? Still feeling pumped AF, I can only imagine how he is eating doritos at home and crying about his virginity.
THIS IS WACK
>>36982737
You're a cunt.
>two roided chavs always trying to stare me down in the gym for no reason
>goes on for ages, they do little shit like move my weights when i'm refilling water bottle
>getting changed one day, they walk in, see me and laugh
>ask what their problem is
>one calls me a faggot and tells me to stfu, tells me not to go to the gym anymore
Now, being a weak pussy at the time, I started training early in the morning as opposed to late at night to avoid them... six months later I had becmoe a lot bigger, but more than that I'd spent a few months training in boxing and Muay Thai. I realised I shouldn't be afraid of some wannabe gangsters, so I started going late again.
>a few weeks pass without me seeing them, wonder if they switched gyms
>leaving gym one night, see one of them walking to his car alone
>late at night on a saturday, car park is empty and the gym was extremely quiet
>run up to him, push him then kick his leg out from underneath him
>look around, can't see anyone plus we're partially concealed on one side because of two huge bins
>start calling him all the thinks i'd wanted to, now he was the girl hair, the faggot, the bitch
>he's protesting, saying he didn't mean to, trying to scramble away
>start kicking his ribs and stamping on his chest
>he looks like he's reaching into his jacket for something for something (he's slow as fuck so not really worried) so I stamp on his face
>at this point i think he's in no position to fight back
>suddenly get a great idea, need to piss pretty bad
>unzip my jeans and let fly all over his body, laughing as i drench him
>he's lying there hunched over gurgling in pain
>kick him hard 5 times in the ribs, laughing like a maniac at this point
>tell him don't fuck with me again and take his gym bag, shoes + phone, throw it all in a river near my house on the way home
Nice copypasta faggot
>Workout at my friends home gym
>get there around 730, buddy comes out of his room to greet me
>"hey man, what you training today"
>"just shoulders and back"
>"ahkay cool, going into uni later today"
>"nah might just stay at home to catch up"
>"yeah fair enough"
>>36982794
>NEET /fit/fic
>doing arms
>Just starting the second hour of my workout
>sexy little gym slut doing lunges beside me
>I slap her on the ass
>she squeaks and looks at me
>manlets and DYELs starring at me in jealousy
>I flash a tricep flex for anyone paying attention
>gym slut leans back against dumbbell rack and sticks her chest out
>I grab her legs and rip a hole in her tights
>pull out my cock and ram it up that pussy
>everyone's staring
>I pick the smallest most beta fuck I can see and maintain eye contact with him
>pull out and cum on the dumbbell next to me
>pick it up and walk over to this little faggot
>do you even lift brah?
>y-yes...
>I hand him the Cumbell
>prove it faggot
>he tears up and tries to curl it but fails
>I laugh in his face and walk away
>as I leave I spit on the gym slut
>manlets and women
>when will they learn?
>>36982737
no one believes your gym bully fantasy m8
>>36982737
Thanks for that pic op. Now I gotta fap again.
>>36982817
Fuk m8 settle down with this constant pasta
What actually happened
>manlet approaches
>OP gets insecure and worries the manlet will make fun of him
>"um-a… are you s-sure you should be h-here?"
>"what you talking about boy?" said the manlet
>"g-GET THE F-FUCK OUT!!" said OP as he bolted towards the exit crying and ran home to post about the incident on /fit/
>>36982892
Exactly. OP is a fucking faggot shilling his failed copy pasta with the same 4 posts in every thread. From now on, no one is allowed to post in the thread unless they sage and report.
