Post your gym autism stories
This one is hot off the presses of planet fitness
>Be me
>Go to Planet fitness cause only 24 hour gym and I can only go late at night
>aww shit nigga upper body strength day
>repping out bench
>wild autismo appears with father at front counter
>takes one look at gym floor
>"Yeah I'm gonna do it dad"
>dad looks out at gym
>"ok son I'll be back in an hour"
>probably just happy to get little autismo out of his hair for an hour
>signs him up for gym membership
>Autise runs out onto gym floor mouth ajar
>already breathing heavily from 15 foot run
CONT.
I know this was one of you autistic fucks..somebody fess up. Also have a video...
>>36944523
>runs straight to free-weights
>grabs 25 pound weight and starts walking it over across the gym.
>turns around and walks back to free-weight rack
>oh shit, has no clue what to do or where to start
>at this point I know he's out of his environment comfort zone
>forgot to look up le routine on le reddit
>can smell the spaghetti from across the gym as I'm eyeing him down like the alpha male I am
>autise starts doing shakeweight with little to no ROM, pretty much vibrating in place.
>Holy fuck what is he doing
>does about 5 then starts curling swinging his whole body into it and twisting at the top.
>decides to put it into overdrive
>grabs a second 25 and does his double cockstroke movement
>which then again turns into some full body curls
>after this he walks around the gym in a huge circle
>forgot to mention this nigga wearing cargo shorts and like a huge flannel shirt
>autismo attire
>lies on the ground next to assisted pullups
>starts doing 25x5 neckups
>literally fucking laying on the ground in the middle of the floor sperging
>flailing his neck back and forth up and down
>TRIGGERED
>literally thought he was having an episode
>gets up
>whew 25x5 neck ups, NEW PR
>at this point i'm just feeling bad for the little guy
>I watch him for my entire workout
>my heart says I should help, give suggestions and basic routine
>but my brain says, WE ALL CAN'T MAKE IT BRAH
>mfw zyzz is a liar
>I do some tricep pulldowns lmao70 pounds
>autismo walks over after I'm done and moved on
>starts coping me with 50 pounds but hes swinging his whole body into it and using his legs
>pretty much just leaning over and pushing the weight down with his whole body
>oh shit nigga 10x3
>leave the gym, laughing, but also heartbroken.
>poor autismo
video coming if any interest...
>>36944565
do it.
>>36944565
there is interest
I feel bad for the little dude
Just link him the fucking sticky or something
>>36944581
I felt so bad, I really wanted to go over and teach him the proper ways and take him under my wing. But I also have someone I do that for. My wings aint that big.
should've helped the guy
DESU, this just happened today.
> Go to gym
> Shitty $10/mo gym
> See 3 chicks working out and joking around
> 2 asian girls and 1 white girl, all fairly cute
> They are playing grabass (literally, smacking each others' asses) and spouting /fit/ memes
> mfw one of them actually said "I think senpai noticed me"
> their workout: 89135123834 sets of preacher curl with babby weight
> mfw they come to this autistic shithole enough to know all the memes but not enough to read the fucking sticky
I know you sluts read this fucking board, don't deny it.
>>36944526
The way you type makes me think that the autistic one is actually you.
Not even kidding, your shit is cringe worthy.
>>36944565
post it lad
>>36944949
>I think senpai noticed me
Jesus Christ..
>>36944526
>him down like the alpha male I am
>tips fedora
>>36944526
Why did you not take him under your wing?
>>36945047
Because OP has severe autism and the guy in the story is actually him while the guy he pretends to be is a fictional, made up character.
>>36944974
OP is triggered by how much the kid he saw reminds him of himself.
> maybe if I make fun of him on the internet it will mean I'm nothing like him! :D
> tiny asian dude in 40's/50's
> all upper body
> between machines he goes outside, smokes, and creeps on late-night bunnies through the windows
whatTheFuck.jpg
are u gonna post the fucking video or not??? were all waiting seriously bro
>>36945089
>> between machines he goes outside, smokes, and creeps on late-night bunnies through the windows
>implying he is not alpha as fuark
>>36945116
Someone that smokes is automatically beta though.
>>36945125
Okay
>>36945040
All three were cute too, which makes it weirder.
Just idle speculation but I wonder if one of them didn't get into some weird rocky relationship with a /fit/izen, then finally get curious and start browsing this place and break up with him once she knows what kind of autism he believes in.
> ...Yeah, he unironically believes everyone under 6'5" is short, and he doesn't even activate his almonds!
I bet she told all of her girlfriends and now it's a big joke. It's the only explanation I can think of why the know and laugh about meme autism without knowing sticky info.
>>36945144
don't try and prove people like that wrong. they just associate certain things with hurr durr alpha/beta bullshit.
>>36945174
>>36945144
It's an activity that people at modern times only pick up to be part of a social group.
Smoking is stupid in any way, there is absolutely no reason to do it.
>>36944565
yes.
>>36945193
There is also no reason to lift heavy weights to live your life, we still do it faggot
>>36945207
Sorry mates Op here, just finished my post gym meal.
Uploading video is too much effort atm. Don't wanna connect phone to computer
>>36945211
so you lied. cool
>>36945211
dont nig us dude..
>>36945210
>smoking is the same as lifting weights
Holy fuck, you are dense.
>>36945211
Fuck you OP thats 30 seconds of work you lazy fuck. How are you ever going to make if you cant even get yourself to connect a phone to the computer. Youre a waste of air, cunt
>>36945211
you fucking hitler son of a bitch liar.
>>36944526
Paying this much attention to people at the gym while sucking your own dick so hard. I think we know who the real autismo is here.
>>36945224
>my post gym meal.
Am I? Prove me wrong, lifting heavy weights will fuck your body when you are older
>>36944526
if you were true alpha male you would have taken him under your wing
>>36945239
except it really wont if you know how to lift properly
>>36945243
I already have my roommate under my wing. Working out with anymore than a partner is autistic to me. Like when all the Mexicans show up with their 5 homeboys... Fuck off
>>36945211
we trusted you
>>36945225
My sides. Sorry mate, gotta get my beauty sleep to work my NORMIE job
>>36945245
>Benching 300lbs is an absolute natural regular habit for your joints
>Deadlifting 400lbs is an absolute natural regular habit for your lower back
>...
Yep, of course buddy
Cringe story hot off the presses of /fit/
>op tries really hard to be funny
>embarrassingly fails
all this sperging and autismo itt
>>36945270
Had to be there in person mate. It was really funny actually. But also quite sad..
>>36945284
The video would sure come in handy, don't you think? lazy cunt
>>36945266
not all of us have beta genetics like you
>>36945337
>Doesn't know anything about Human anatomy
Dude, your IQ must be like 70
>tricep pulldowns
u wot
>>36945266
Right, it actually strengthens the entire posterior chain, which is extremely beneficial to back health.
As long as you respond to imbalanced and fix them as they occur you will be healthier than the couch hoggers.
>>36945369
You are right, but even there is a limit of health benefits.
lmao good one OP great story i loved all the true parts to it 10/10
>>36944526
no fucking way. vid or you're lying
>>36944526
>alpha
>70 lbs pull downs
Pick one you dyel faggot
>>36945485
30kg is respectable if he's using a rope
>>36945496
I'm doing it with 60kg and i wouldnt call myself jacked
>>36945521
Are your triceps the size of your head?
>>36945535
60kg pull down is nothing m8
polldowns < weighted dips
>>36945928
Next thing you're gonna tell me that 60KG OHP is nothing
>>36945973
can't be compared
>>36946078
Your triceps pulldown machine must be carrying the majority of the weight if you think 60kg pulldown is easy
>>36946112
I can do 15 reps with 85kg. The machine was made somewhere in the 80's, so I doubt it does anything to help.
I can't add anymore weight because i'm lifting myself off the floor at this point. Started doing weighted dips 5 months ago.
>>36946162
Pics of triceps
>>36945372
Lifting reduces your chances of getting cancer, dementia, and the beetus by like 50% m8.
>>36946193
Keep this thread alive for 5 hours after i'm done with work and gym and i'll see what i can do
>>36946162
Jesus post your arms
>>36945089
Is his name Kazushi?
>>36945089
Lmao
>>36944949
If they're Asian, there's also a very real possibility that they just watch a lot of anime (which is where the senpai thing comes from, for the uninitiated. It's a Japanese honorific frequently left untranslated in anime). But yeah, there's also a decent chance they use /fit/.
>>36945496
What? I use 100 lbs (45 kg) for sets of 15+ with the rope
When did /fit/ get so weak?
>>36944526
>alpha
>planet fitness
Nigga you ain't fooling no one
Not really autism on my part, but something I saw:
>enter gym to do some squats and legs
>squat rack is taken
>ask the guy using it how many sets he has left
>he mumbles something i cant hear and looks at the floor
>whatever, I go warm up by tidying plates and dumbells away like a good samaritan motherfucker
>look over to the squat rack a few mins later
>guy is doing OHP...
>OHP... in the squat rack...
>everyone was staring and trying not to audibly laugh at the guy.
I just felt bad.
>>36945928
>tfw you ohp 60kg for 3x8
>tfw you are disappointed you still can't ohp bw
>tfw you ppl considering 60kg ohp as gud
>>36945928
>tfw you do 60kg skullcrushers
>tfw when people think 60kg of pulldown is heavy
seems like I left humanity further behind than I always thought
>>36945154
a better explanation is that they learned all those catchphrases from le reddit
>>36946921
How much do you weigh? 3x8 at 60 kg ohp is solid. Nothing impressive like others in this thread think, but a good weight nonetheless
>>36947059
>Different anon.
I do 80kg pulldowns and I weigh 95kg.
I mostly do weighted dips for working triceps.
10x3 with 25kg+
>>36947059
83kg
max shoulders only ohp is around 74kg
>>36946829
lol what loser
>>36946829
Is this what it's like in gyms with not enough squat racks? Nobody here says anything to the squat curlers because there's like 9 squat cages and they're usually available. Just ignore dumbasses as long as it doesn't interrupt what you're doing.
>All this kg speak
Get your commie numbers out of here.
>>36947251
shouldn't you be in bed? amerinch
>>36947145
That's pretty good man. OHP has always been my weak point. I just started doing it again and am only at 145 lbs. for my one rep max. Pretty rough on the ego desu. Bw is 190 btw.
>>36947283
Shouldn't you be submitting to your Islam overlords?
>>36947401
>implying i'm a yuropoor
Shouldn't you be sorry for slavery and remember black lives matter more than yours?
>Gym for a year, no free weight barbells in my gym though so can't do diddly or squats
>Change gyms to a bigger one with a power rack
>First ever squat session
>Work my way up to a whopping 80kg
>2 reps, fail 3rd
>Buddy spotting me tabs the bar and I crouch walk forward
>Am now trapped between the bar and the wall
>Laugh and say ah mate now I'm stuck in the jail of shame
>Spot guy in the background visibly concealing a laugh, obviously saw the whole thing
Fucks sake
>rest between sets of weighted pull-ups
>guy near by just finished Olympic lifts with baby weights and is now organizing all the weight plates in the immediate area
>employee passing by happens to notice and says thanks
>replies "no problem, this is my office"
>he actually said that
I cringed so hard I left the gym and hung out with some friends. Jesus Christ.
>>36944565
give video
>>36947652
That's fucking hilarious you autist
>>36947724
Video is all that can save you OP
>>36945144
>che
>socialist
>alpha
Lol no
>>36944949
>>36945154
I've found a lot of the "/fit/ memes" do leak out even to normies 4chan isn't really a secrit club or anything
>>36946829
Where do you do OHP? I'd do them in the power rack or squat rack if there's no power racks. I can't do a full set if i waste energy cleaning the bar.
>>36944949
>cute girl calls you senpai
>mfw
>>36944523
I lift at a uni gym in Canada, which means incredible amounts of FOB Chinese folks
> skinny, deranged-looking FOB doing anime-style 'fight moves' in the mirror with his towel
> supersets them by jumping in circles
> scared-looking asian girls dancing around in circles
> guys dressed like korean idols lifting in skinny jeans while blaring Kpop out their ear buds
>>36944995
That bitch ain't fetching shit, am I rite?
>>36946829
Trolls trolling trolls
>>36947033
I was over there for Bernout tears last night and some dank Donald memes.
Yeah, /fit/ has leaked into their lexicon.
>>36947251
10 kilos is 22 pounds. Easy math.
1 commie numbers scoop is 2.2 Murica scoops.
>>36948103
Same.
Then again, my gym only has literally one bar and one power rack, so I don't exactly have much of a choice.
>>36947652
W-what? Could someone illustrate this? How did you even get to the wall through the rack with your barbell?
>>36944565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R40DFzvbMtE
ok where is it?
>>36946214
5 hours and 3 minutes passed post triceps
>>36944995
Holy shit, what's her username?
>>36949357
Cholestra Diabetty McBypass
>>36947491
no one matters anon
not even you
>>36946829
At my gym everyone does seated press and those who do ohp do it on the squat rack. So instead of cleaning it properly I do it on the rack too.
>mfw my shitty ohp is the same as some dudes squat and I ask if he wants to work in his squats.
I knew this faggot op wouldn't deliver. He's the actual autist , wtf are you doing in a planet fitness ? Self proclaimed alpha ..
>>36944523
>>36944526
I somehow get the feel that you are an underage b&
>>36949493
Small decent outburst of air through my nose
>>36944526
You should have helped that guy.
>>36945144
> Degen commie
> Alpha
Ok
>>36944523
>can only go late at night
This is one of the many subtle hints that show you arent going to make it
this is pretty much the same as saying you have no time to workout
>>36944949
I would've force fucked every single last one of em
>go on Chinese image board
>see gym stories thread posted by faggot unironically working out at planet fitness
>see same faggot unironically act surprised to see someone new to working out and make fun of him like an asshole
>throw around the word "autist" with no idea what it means for good measure
fuck you op.
>>36951212
>Korean manuscript forum
>>36944949
Being noticed by senpai isn't strictly a /fit/ meme. It's all over the internet especially tumblr. Highly doubt the qts come on here.
>>36947652
>ah mate now I'm stuck in the jail of shame
>>36944523
>>36944526
>none of this happen
happened today
>walk into gym w/ dope af joggers and fresh nikes
>take my sweatshirt off infront of cardio rabbits and "accidentally" have my shirt lift up with it
>pull it down and catch all of them mirin hard
>warm up with some foam rollin
>gym supervisor mirin me with every roll
>tell her "you can watch but photos will cost you"
>she blushes and giggles while rolling her eyes
>alphaasfuck.jpg
>cruise over to the curl rack
>start off light, warmin up with some 30lb bar
>manlet notices
>targetacquired.webm
>manlet walks by givin me a smug smirk
>fuck this pussy
>skip the warmup, grab 60lb bar
>manlet eyes widen
>rep out 8 without using any back swinging
>put bar back, manlet watching whole time
>stare him down
>he is visibly sweating like some kinda anime shit
>laugh as I walk by
lmao these kids try to find any way to inflate their egos. anyone else show some manlets whats what today?
>>36952218
I'm a 5'5 manlet that Curls 60lbs for 3x8. Why are you proud of this? That is not impressive weight lmao
>>36952484
Holy shit 5'5 is no longer manlet, thats dwarf level m9
>>36952218
bro i curl 55lbs for 5 strict with one arm and im not even proud of it,and im like 73kg skelly.
>>36952547
Yeah I know that's why I don't know why the fella was bragging about 60lbs Curls lol
>>36945144
Cigars represent fellatio.
>>36945973
>bait
>>36944565
post the video you asshole
>>36947251
Fine.
>who else here only OHPs 2116 ounces? Feels bad man. Height 72 inches and weight 16 stone and twain btw
>>36945211
>>36947676
Did you also drink a soda? Wear your cap backwards? Hitch a ride on a passing car while riding your skateboard? You sure sound popular.
>>36945211
I'm going to find were you live, and inject pure melted butter into your veins
>>36945211
mods ban this cunt pls
>>36944526
this is like something a middle school kid wrote up
> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully
> can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door
> immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME
> my HEIGHT also makes them wet
> female staff member asks if I need any HELP
> 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE
> 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help?
> walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS
> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
> he takes one look at me and LEAVES
> i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL
> Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP
> MIRES FROM ALL
> Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET
> get it UP FOR 6
> cheers from EVERYONE
> I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
> hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS
> "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY"
> leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS
> PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE
> GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING
> EVERYTHING
>>36952914
>>36945211
dubs and op gets banned
>>36946214
post triceps you cuck
>>36946613
>feeling the need to say this on a chinese cartoon forum
>>36945193
If you're 14. Otherwise, nicotine gives a nice bit of a rush. If you've been drinking, a cigarette is fantastic. If you're chilling out on a nice sunny day, a cigar is the way to go. Nothing wrong with smoking - it's when you abuse it enough that you're full blown addicted and *need* to smoke that you've got a problem. It's turned from something that you enjoy occasionally into something that controls you.
>>36952484
christ, how can you be 5'5 and have arms that tiny? weight should pretty much collect on you like dust does in an antique shop, i'm 6'3, barely ever do arms, and my arms are still like 3 times as big as yours, you might as well just be a woman
>>36952734
Maybe to someone with a pencil dick like you.
>>36947676
kekked myself
>>36952945
nice
>>36952698
bro that's nothing, I do barbell flys with 225 on each bar
>>36952945
saved pasta.
>>36951212
>unironically
Nigga I dont think you know what that word means.
>>36945211
commit suicide
>>36945125
tell that to every marine whos ever lived
>>36952945
top kek
>>36947251
It's the worst thing about this board.
>>36946829
at my gym the only place I have to do OHP is at the squat rack
>>36952945
this is so fucking good
>>36956815
Same here. The only barbells in my tiny ass gym are at the squat rack. I could either stand at the rack and do OHP or squeeze in between the curlbros and use DBs
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>>36952945
Fuck you /fit/. Just... fuck you
>>36947242
I hate to compare squat curlers with doing OHP at the squat rack because, at least at my gym, BBs are limited but there are a fuckton of EZ curl bars for them to use. No excuse to ever curl at the squat rack as far as I'm concerned
>Started talking to chad kinda guy
>see him waiting for ride
>talk a bit
>asks me if I'm doin diddlies or squat
>say both
>lends me his belt and grip gel
>I almost walk off without another word
>like i'm a thief
>Shit actually works though
He's talked to me before about it but I'm a poorfag. I actually went out and bought a belt just so i didn't have to go through that again. Don't know if I'm gonna make car payment ;_;
>>36952945
>HEIGHT day
>>36952945
>>36947652
>>36944581
everybody has to strart somewere , you do as if you made it . you punk ass motherfucker.
women laugh at your worthless broke ass.
>>36952945
please stop fucking posting I'm fucking tired of you
>>36952945
>>36944949
>>36944526
YOU SUCK
I can see you now, giggling to yourself in your squats and oats ascot and bare dyel torso, as this poor kid is trying to make it. You couldve helped him and this would've been a good story. Instead you posted a shitty greentext about how much of a raging douchebag you are.
Fuck you OP
>>36959667
I'm like 99% sure this was someone else taking the absolute piss out of FACE/FRAME/HEIGHT guy
>>36952945
that's some fresh ass pasta anon
>denim pants feel like sandpaper
>always way to hard to squeeze myself into
>it's always either skinny jeans size or overzeas size, there is no normal fit in between
>dat deep pockets
>cotton fabric
Why do people always shit over cargo pants, is it a meme?
>>36952945
>> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
God damn it well done
I posted this a while ago probably my most autism shit
>>36952945
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
fuckin died
>>36959882
They're out of style. Try some denim chino hybrids like these
https://www.nordstromrack.com/shop/product/1612344/peter-millar-stretch-sateen-five-pocket-pants
AG and others make similar pants--casual looking twill pants with fabrics that stretch a bit.
You can also get chino shorts. I don't personally dislike cargoes, but people are superficial and stupid so they might judge you for wearing something out of style.
>>36947652
Kek
>>36959788
>offering unsolicited advice to someone at the gym, ever
kill yourself tb h
>>36952484
>>36952698
I wish I was this oblivious sometimes
>>36945231
Hitler wasn't even that fucking bad. Why do Jews always do that?
>>36947652
Probably laughing at your joke, you played it off like a beast
>>36944523
not really about a specific person but
>gym has womens workout area
>women only allowed in special room with their own machines and weights
>workout near entrance to room
>filled with women doing the most minimal amount of work possible
>woman 10lb leg extension while staring blankly at phone, maybe does a rep every ten seconds
>two women very slowly pedaling on cycle thing, mainly talking loud enough for me to hear outside the room
>woman standing near free weights, literally doing nothing
>mfw all of these women will tell their friends/facebook/instagram that they workout
>they wont see results and think its their body
Why can't I just find an all men gym near me? Women are literally the cancer of gyms.
>>36948103
How much to you OHP? I can't believe that one clean wipes you out that much.
>>36960391
>Go to gym 75% frequented by gay guys
>Super friendly, get to know a few and they come up and say hi when you're working out
>Yurop so they give you kisses on the cheek (no homo)
>Serious about lifting, but not competitive or aggressive like younger guys
>Get openly 'mired in the changing room
Its a pretty good feel
>Just got back into Gym after injury
>Cantfuckingwait.jpeg
>get to gym it's full
>fml
>fairly small gym so there isn't much space
>catch the free treadmill and start off slow
>squad of sand nigger girls roll in
>one with the face full of makeup comes to me
>"um hi anon, you've been on here for 30 mins, do you mind if i take over I want to get a workout in before class
forgot to mention its a University gym
>I'm a nice enough person, "okay, go ahead"
>gets on the treadmill, face stuck to phone
>trips up a few times
>fml
>spends 5 mins doing the slowest walk i've ever seen
>gets off
>"thanks a bunch anon"
>she looks upset over something
>sits on free bike
>does absolutely fuck all
>some small asain girl asked if she could move since she was doing nothing
>ignores her and continues to scroll her instagram
>will not move her fat ass for anyone
>mfw
>>36952945
Saved to my pasta collection. Thanks.
>>36945125
this.
>>36946829
I OHP in the squat rack all the time.
Where the fuck should I OHP otherwise!?
My college gym is always full of azns. Normally qt small azn girls that do light workouts.
>Every now and then this azn guy rolls in, really small and timid
>can see him pop a half cub as he walks past all the qt girls
>alpha mode kicks in
>short, super skinny guy gets on rower
>mfw I love the rower and I use almost every workout
>starts on highest setting, staring at girls who are paying to notice
>excepting him to start off slow
>this fucking guy goes full retard strength and is going 1000MPH on this thing
>WTF.webm
>continues for 30 seconds
>this guy is going fucking purple
>stops abruptly and pretty much falls off seat, sees white guy doing respectable free weights
>HesNotGoingToIsHe.png
>watches white guy do his thing from the corner for about 2 mins
>tries to pick up 50kg free weight
>this kid has to be like 90 pounds
>oshit
>falls to the floor with weight in hands, white guys runs over to help him pick the weight up
>goes fucking purple from embarrassment, azn qt's are smirking to one another
>goes to run out the gym and fucking trips over himself
Pretty much think killed himself since then
>>36952945
>36956556
genius
>>36960675
Clean the bar from the floor.
>>36960221
You sound like you spend a lot of time alone
>>36960675
>ohp in the squat rack
holy shit get a load of this guy
>>36960675
>not being able to clean your ohp
>>36952484
>5'5
>>36952945
fucking al dente pasta anon.
>>36961331
>>36961331
WTF! I'll fuck up my wrist when I lift the bar from the ground...
And every /fit/ YouTuber uses some kind of rack to OHP...
>>36961536
>I'll fuck up my wrist when I lift the bar from the ground
>>36945125
>being so insecure that you have to point fingers at another group
>>36952945
Yo what's your height day regime look like?
>>36960675
this post made me sad
>>36961536
No you won't. Learn to clean with proper form you ass.
>>36949026
Why did you link some niggers song?
>>36961742
No. Just get a home gym you ass.
>>36952218
>not repping out 80+
>intimidating
>>36952945
Dick still small
>>36961872
I already have one and I still clean the bar.
>>36961924
You don't need to clean the bar then...
>>36961941
>there are people in this world who don't optimize gains with cleans into ohp
The lifting gods look down on you
>>36961941
Why wouldn't I?
>>36960149
>They're out of style. Try some denim chino hybrids like these
Who the fuck cares? I'm not some fucking queer fashionista, I just need affordable pants that fit my legs. If people judge me for that then they can suck my dick.
>>36962326
>they can suck my dick
They won't though, not with you wearing those faggy autism pants, that's the point dumbass.
>>36952218
>bragging about curling a 60lb bar
I curl 80 and my arms are skinny as fuck
>>36961989
Because nobody besides you need the rack.
>>36962406
I already have a qt gf, and that was with me wearing shit from target, including cargo pants. Dropping a hundred bucks on some golfing shorts isn't the secret to getting women.
>>36952945
[slow clap]
Not even sure what kind of autism caused this...
>Two years ago, at uni gym
>I had no idea what I was doing just machines and cardio, skinnyfat4lyfe
>Peddling on stationary bike workin my skinny chicken legs, listening to music
>Some (pretty big) guy sits on a bike right next to me
>There are a whole two rows of empty bikes because it's an off time
>He looks over at the display / track on my bike
>Puts bike on hardest setting and starts peddling like the bike is gonna move if he peddles hard enough
>Keeps looking over at the display, I'm trying to keep a straight face
>Eventually he looks over one last time, stops, wipes the sweat from his forhead
>With a smile and a wink says "I beat you"
>Walks away
>Never see him at gym again
>>36960566
Mudslimes in Europe summed up.
not really a gym autism story but more like a compilation
>be me
>workout at home for 2 months with dumbbells, dont want to spend money on a home gym, join a gym
>one day at gym be doing incline, try to put lmfao 2pl8
>do 1 rep, 2 rep is a struggle...lets go for 3
>down
>up
>triceps go
>bar comes down on my snapback, grinding bill into my face
>"c-can i get some help" i yell at the only other guy in the gym (midnight lifting)
>he has headphones on
>hours pass
>he looks up and sees me
>runs over and helps me out
>embarrassed thanks
>9 months later start browsing /fit/
>realize i do all the things fit hates...wear shorts and a tank top, shadow box in the mirror (tbf the last sport i did before lifting was boxing tho), wrap my hands to prevent calluses, ego lift
>vow to change
>only wear hoodie and sweats now, focus on form over numbers and mind-muscle connection
>sometimes still wonder how fkn cringe i mustve looked
>>36944523
>walk into gym
>empty except one other guy
>fat asian ~18 years old standing by mirrors
>start doing bench, out of corner of my eye see movement
>fat asian is dancing in front of the mirror
>spinning around, awkward foot movements
>moving his arms like the wave
>finish set, 45 second break - he breaks too
>he repeats the same routine over and over
>go through whole workout, one hour later he is still doing it
>mfw
>>36944526
Sounds like you were eyeballing him and making him uneasy as fuck. Good going.
>>36962869
but you still care what people on a bulgarian charburner board think
>>36963132
yes, considering i post in CBT threads. where were you going with this
>>36952484
Do the natty arm woorkout kieran
>>36952945
is this from the point of view of a deluded fat ugly neckbeard who browses /fit/?
>>36963044
>2016
>not dancing 25x40 seconds
>>36952218
>bragging about curling 60lb
>"these kids try to find any way to inflate their egos"
lmao
>>36944949
That isn't a 4chan exclusive meme. It isn't even exclusive to anime/gaming communities anymore, either. Go on Youtube and you will see it everywhere.
>>36945211
>>36950329
iktf
>fucking around doing singles with OHP, trying to get 70kg
>guy comes and asks how many sets i have, let him work in
>takes off plates, starts warming up for squats
>not too happy about this, i don't want to be taking plates on and off for the next 5 sets
>forget that this is a conventional gym
>forget not everyone squats 3pl8+
>guy doesn't go above 1pl8
it might be a shit OHP on this board but the only guys who ever seem to go above 50kg OHP are either 30% bf or are obviously juicing, it's like it's some forbidden lift or something
>>36963145
>I troll people who work out and ask for feedback and I never post real pics of myself so others feel as awkward as I do
cool story bro
>>36944995
>After basic analysis, we've estimated her blood contents at 60% pure lard.
>Completely unusable.
>Just tell her we couldn't find a vein, and for fuck's sake don't let her take any of the snacks on her way out!
>>36954032
>mad Lanklet detected
>>36962869
were you really stuck for hours jesus christ anon
>>36952945
HOLY SHIT I AM KILL
>>36962700
n-no homo right?
