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HOLY SHIT /FIT/ BTFO!!!!
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"Our feminist, globalist handlers would love nothing more than to keep young men — the most dangerous and potentially revolutionary group in any civilization – completely distracted by tang. And while it may feel like asserting dominance (in conveniently the most harmless way possible), if everything you do is designed to make you more appealing to women, you’re an eager vibrator. When your muscle is just for show, when everything you do is to make yourself more desirable, you’re playing the female role. When your worth as a man depends on how many women you can lure to your loins, you’re just a gigolo."
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>actually believing this bullshit

Very funny, I honestly hope this is real and you are really this dumb. I'm imagining you posting this in your double wide filthy trailer lol
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>>36819289

I don't understand. How is gaining and maintaining strength and general fitness, quelling potential revolutionaries?
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>>36819289
Furthermore: The corrupt organization known as the W.H.O., in concert with Vegans, are promoting their anti-meat agenda, in order to strip the male gender of their aggressive tendencies, effectively castrating them in the process, to produce a docile and malleable male animal, easily controlled by womenfolk, and more to the point, more easily controlled by the emerging world government under the UN. The 'unsustainability' of animal-based food production is an out-and-out lie, and the W.H.O. and Vegan leadership will sacrifice the overall health and development of people in order to have a world population that is easily pacified and controlled. Pandering to the whims of females, as so many young men are wont to do these days, is just a symptom of the overall problem. The rise in steroid use, especially amongst young men who are not even done developing into adults, is a manifestation of the overall problem: they're endangering their long-term health, just to gain the short-term approval of women. This is not healthy behavior.
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>>36819289
>and thats why you should train with kettlebells for functional strength
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I really can't take rogan seriously most of the time

Just shut the fuck up I want more joey
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>>36819323
>>36819364
You're not looking at the bigger, long-term picture, just the short-term. You're playing right into their hands.
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How is this specific to /fit/?

I mean I agree pretty much with what is being said. It is lame for a dude to be vain and to spend all his energy primping and preening like a chick just to get female attention but that's not entirely what /fit/ is.

There are a lot of guys here who just want to be stronger, improve their bodies and enjoy working out for what it is.
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>>36819405
>There are a lot of guys here who just want to be stronger, improve their bodies and enjoy working out for what it is.
But that's not as many as you think, and how many say that but are lying because they know how stupid it sounds to say they're lifting for girls?
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>>36819323

>implying this isn't 100% true
"if everything you do is designed to make you more appealing to women, you’re an eager vibrator. When your muscle is just for show, when everything you do is to make yourself more desirable, you’re playing the female role. When your worth as a man depends on how many women you can lure to your loins, you’re just a gigolo."
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>>36819389
>>36819398

It's not a rogan quote you retards.
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>>36819372

I see wat u did there
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>>36819364
It's not. It's reverse psychology, lol.
Anyway, the effective thing that plays into what OP describe is feminization of man.
Manginas are less likely to make a revolution.
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>>36819289
What if I lift for other men's approval?
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>>36819405

But that's literally 90% of /fit/.
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>>36819289
The entire point of life itself is to reproduce
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>>36819399
So what if I play right into their hands? Why should I care if it's the matriarchy in charge or the patriarchy in charge when, at the end of the day, I'm still going to be controlled by one of them? I only care about what side would benefit me personally most, and so far, you haven't presented any evidence the matriarchy will be worse for me personally than the patriarchy.
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>>36819501
Since you don't seem to get the subtleties, I'll lay it out for you as simply as possible: Do you want to be a slave, having essentially no free will of your own, or do you want to decide for yourself what you want to with your life? What you don't seem to get is that there is a movement out there to make you in effect a slave. Is that what you want?
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>>36819551
wow, you are a retard
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>>36819443
Fuk u man
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>>36819579
Oh, I see. I'm a retard because I don't center all my efforts around gaining the approval of women? Obsessing over them to the point where my every thought is how to please them so they'll maybe let me fuck them? Is that what you think I should be doing? LOL that's as pathetic as pathetic can get. If that's what you think is non-retarded, then you are BETA AS FUCK.
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>>36819429
Married guy here: lifting for girls is a fucking meme. I lift for myself, I like being strong. My wife loves me for who I am, being dedicated to something (in my case lifting) is a part of that.

But lifting for girls? Cmon, who the fuck are you all fooling.
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>>36819612
If you've been around here enough then I'm surprised that you haven't seen the ones that for sure are lifting because they think it'll make them more attractive to women, and that's the only reason. The sure sign of it is the ones who are lifting for 'aesthetics'. Strength is secondary (although they'll deny it), they're more interested in how they look, and there's only one reason for that: they want to attract women.
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>>36819560

My sides....
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] ←– HIT PLAY

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

- Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard
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ITT: A bunch of retards that think the OP is a joe rogan quite.
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>>36819289
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>>36819551
You're laboring under the illusion that we aren't all already "slaves" with very limited free will. All of us, without exception, are bound by society's rules, and, for the most part, these nothing wrong having rules as they've all been designed over the ages to make life easier. For example, the rule that you need money to buy stuff (while certainly not perfect) is easily the best solution we have for ensuring everyone does their best work so we can all have access to the tons of goods and services we usually take for granted.

If you want true "freedom" from the system of others telling you want to do, feel free to move to an isolated desert in the middle of nowhere and cut off all social contact. With the exception of your mom who doesn't want you to die like moron, I guarantee you no one will mind.
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>>36819364
ifting for girls turns you into a vain woman
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>>36819661
This will always be great
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>>36819661
The best
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>>36819364

He's saying being a preening aestheticsfag homo about fitness makes you docile and effeminate, not that being fit is per se bad.
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>>36819551
I always love seeing posts like this. It makes me wonder what you're actually doing about it besides shitposting on 4chan.
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yeah, so what?

i want to bang bitches until I find a girl that i want to raise a family with. Then i'll have my own kids, and they will do the same as me. Im sorry that as a 22 year old im not trying to revolt. We only have a very small and limited amount of time on this earth. Do what you want in that time, and make it worth it, you have one shot
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>>36819289

>just a gigolo

Oh yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFV1biHrOBU
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Idk I just wanna be big and strong so that I'm hard to kill and generally useful
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>>36823211
>hard to kill
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>2016
>lifting for grillz
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How did I allow my flock to wander?

Don't you remember what I taught you /fit/?
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>>36819560
joe rogan is so fucking lame
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>>36819323
Supermang is that you?

Only he can reach this level of irrationally angry autism in his posts.
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>>36819289
What a fucking fedora thing to say
>me being repulsive to women is because i'm a revolutionary! t-that's it! those strong successful guys are the real betas!
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>>36819289
I like rogan. Iv grown up having alot of the same likes and dislikes(not all and yes he gets annoying and repetitive from time to time(hes only human)).
Its nice to have someone that thinks like you talk. I enjoy his company via podcast. I look forward to many more episodes.
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I exercise to be a better soldier. Everything I do, from running, lifting, fighting, swimming and rucking is to make me better suited to perform on a battlefield or in a fight.

I know a bullet or an explosion is all that'd take to put an end to me, but if I'm more mobile and more deadly than the guys around me, I'll last longer. If I'm more mobile and more deadly than those I am fighting, I'll kill them first.

If women like my body because of the aesthetic side effect from my routines, good. But pussy isn't my life goal, winning is.
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Good thing I did SS then
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>>36823414
jfc how much more of a basic bitch can you possibly be
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>>36819289
I lift so i can fight by Jesus's side during armageddon
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>>36823362
this t b q h
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>>36823342
It is I.

Fuck you. You know I'm right.
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Women have given up their responsibilities while men have had to retain theirs.

That is why getting married nowadays is a stupid fucking idea because it's likely to be a very one-sided relationship.
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>not lifting in preparation for the next crusade

Not going to make it brothers.
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>>36823541

Back in the day women were seen as useless. They had to prove that they were worthy of marriage. Now it's the other way around. Think about it.
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>>36819323
>lifting for girls
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Good thing I lift for a sport then you faggot
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>>36819372
The fuck is this from?
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>>36823547
My man
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DISREGARD WOMEN
ACQUIRE AESTHETICS
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>>36824020
Preach it, brother.
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>>36823553
This. All manly traits are considered unattractive in society. Just look at the rise of the effeminate "nice" guys. It makes me sick. A nation of boys raised by women will eventually turn them into one.
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All you faggots need to do is stop buying skinny jeans and also beat up those that wear them...unless they are a rockstar - they get a pass.
Nickleback? No way.
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>>36819399
Have you considered that you may have schizophrenia?
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>>36820069
well spooked mine property
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>>36819289
imbliying there's something wrong for being a gigolo
:^)
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>>36819433
It's called nature. Men compete for women's attention. Making yourself desirable is the name of the game.
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>>36823553
They both had to prove it. Even animals have to fight each other, show their plumage, dance, sing, or in some way display they are the best male and female.
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>>36823547
Dues Vult!
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>lifting for women
>2016

what are you gay
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>>36823950
>>36825084
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>>36823319
Your flock may be wandering, but we are not lost.
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>>36826117
Autism
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