>intentionally lock eyes couple if times with tiny freshman with doe eyes that point down (hoe eyes)
>im horny as fuck
>finish 2sets of calf machine for fun, light weight high rep for that stretch
>girl gets on
>as I walk past her, she says "how did you do this?"
>me go "wut?"
>"you were the last one on here, right? How did you do 170lbs?" She says as she changes the weight to 170lbs and tries to do a rep and fails
>my mind races, want to ve smooth. Best thinf I come up with: "well you are a girl"
>pussyout saying "see you around" of sort., run scenarios of bringing her to my dorm
>go home, post story on a Creole crab sexing anonymous forum
Pic related: example of hoe eyes with big dark pupil that screams daddy problems
>>36760260
I should mentioned that I awkwardly walked away after saying "thats cuz you are a girl". Sexist comment
>lift hard as fuck
>get swole and start acting alpha, basically become /fit/'s definition of making it
>everybody mires
>get chubby gf who doesn't give head and hate my life
>stop lifting completely, only exercise is at work
>shrivel back down to high school weight and can barely bench body weight
>nobody mires
>knocking the brakes off my uni tennis team captain
I don't even know how mires and feels are supposed to work anymore.
>>36760260
>doe eyes that point down
what in the fuck
>>36760308
>not thinkin on the anime plane of existence
lol?
>hear people talking about my ass
>thatpepepicture
>>36760305
You lose, brah.
>>36760326
Nah, thispepepicture
>>36760305
Didn't ask for these feels..
>>36760308
The photo in op is best example, but here is a subpar one. Do you get it now? (Searched for 15 min)
>>36760305
Exhibit c of hoe eyes
>>36760457
What the fuck am I looking for? Big ass circle lenses? I'm a dude I don't see anything off
>>36760260
It's funny that you make fun of her for apparently having daddy problems when you can't even talk to a women
It's not actually funny it's really sad tbqh. I'm sure you'll call me a white knight but I find it pretty pathetic when people act like autists in public and come online and try to be cool
>>36760260
Why are you tripping you obnoxious retard?
Further, instead of creating a """""mire""""" thread why don't you go post this trash in the beta stories thread that's floating around.
>mfw a retarded tripfag posts a retarded thread
>>36760791
The point of this thread is to post mires with your aurist response. Betas don't always get mires. You wouldn't know u beta.
>>36760791
I TRIP becuz I want eveyone to know how funy I am
>>36760602
Whoa buddy Reddit is that way >>>
>>36760482
Then you will never make it m8
>>36760602
But this is a thread where people admit their autistic failure
>>36760260
Who is this woman?
>>36760602
are you serious? what he did was the most alpha thing I heard in a while
>>36760260
why grills with that type of eyes are most of the time massive sluts?
>>36760260
Ahahaha faggot.
