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Has making gains increased the mires you experience?

Fitizens with facial beauty, did your mires increase with your gains or did the gains not matter?

And of course, post your mirin' stories.


Fitness related: what do you press?
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>women mire me
>still get no action
>155lbs
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At festival
>First time on MDMA, high asa fucking kite, the world is warm and i want to hug it all, everything is love, love is me
>Shpongle playing in the background
>Dancing with one petite and one amazon grill who seemed to like me
>Ask if they want to ride on my shoulders (im a pretty big guy by normie standars)
>Petite grill says yes, but i insist on Amazon doing it, she seems relucatant telling me she is probably to heavy
>Go in to full depth squat position, lift her like its nothing
>Proceed to grip petite grills legs and lift her her up
(she weighed like 45-50 kilos, i have been practicing with atlas stones that weigh +80kg)
>Hold this stance, even dance a little for two solid minutes
>Grills commenting on my arms,shoulders, squat for a solid five minutes after

For those of you who dont know, MDMA is the active substance in Ecstasy, pretty much removes your anxiety and for me, some of my physical limitations, the reason i could hold them for so long
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>>36732893
I want a situation where I can show my strength gains off to the bishes
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>>36732935
Rape
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>>36732951
What's the best routine to train for this?
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>>36732975
convert to islam x 1
allah ooagbah x f

>>36732713
Sometimes the older (over 30) women customers at work call me cute, muscular, or handsome.

Th-that just means the girls my age are thinking it, but not saying it, r-right?
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>>36732713

getting fit has just made me bitter towards other people

I just want to be fit for myself now, fuck girls
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>>36733003
Me 2 familia. Older ladies flirt all day but young ones dont say shit.
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>>36733003
>that just means the girls my age are thinking it, but not saying it, r-right?
Yeah
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>>36732713
>be in biomed engineering class
>doing problem that involves measuring arms and 1RM curl of each group member, had to find force exerted on bicep or something
>my turn to be measured
>"holy shit anon your arms are huge"
>"I can barely curl 20lbs, you're so strong"
>mfw I'm still socially retarded and can't take a compliment
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>>36734171
Could have at least posted your arm size
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Not me, but one of the best mirin' stories ever
>be 20, 3 years ago
>still in college, have apartment near campus
>small gains but visible
>run into girl i went to high school with
>she played volleyball, was really athletic, 7.5/10
>she comes up to me in grocery store
>"Anooooooooooon! Why do I never seeeeee youuuuu"
>holy fuck its like she never matured past 17
>runs up and hugs me, holding onto my forearm afterward
>my autismo is kicking in, feel sweaty
>used to text this girl kinda, remember telling her I liked her at one point as bait to hang out
>fuck, now shes trying to collect
>"uh, you wanna come over? Im grilling some chicken tonight. Just got a new grill"
>"ohmygah yeaaahahhhhahh, she calls her friend, tells her shes riding home with me and that she has a date"
>friend seems annoyed
>im annoyed but its my own fault
>she wont let go of my arm
>it is pretty joocy, forearm gains dont come quick
>we go back to my place
>wasnt intending on getting laid tonight but it looks like it might happen
>she goes straight to my bedroom
>fuck Im hungry I dont want to do this right now
>i unload groceries and play dumb
>"anonnnnn"
>she stands in the doorway in qt matching undies (she works at victorias secret)
>welp, ill take it
>go into bedroom ready for it
>"hang on anon, do you have mouthwash?"
>yep.jpg
>she goes back to the bathroom
>"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FACK"
>remember to this morning
>took a MASSIVE protein shit this morning
>fucking had to be like an 8 inch turd, sunk all the way back and the tip poked out of the water
>remember being so impressed with it, i didnt flush
>mfw she just saw it and came out
>Im dying laughing

>mfw still got laid but she never tried to talk to me again

she still likes all of my shit on social media. oh fuck good memories
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>Purchase a new watch, big chronograph
>Show the watch to my female colleagues, apparently they love watches
>One says "wow thats a big watch, my ex would've never been able to wear that, good thing your arms are so big anon"
>another one says "i was semi serious with a guy not long ago, i dont even think he'd be able to lift that watch"

>Go to a party, its getting late and we decide to hit the clubs
>One girl wants to borrow my blazer "wow anon, help im drowning - big blazer for big guy"
>another girl wants me to carry her, i do it - The girl with my blazer wants to be carried aswell
>Mfw i thought, this is how im gonna embarrasse the shit out of myself, didnt think i could carry two girls
>Fucking do it, and now they keep saying im the strongest at the college
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>>36734339
>remember being so impressed with it, i didnt flush
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>>36735921
How did you carry both girls? One on each shoulder?

Is the heaviest thing you life in life still your feels?
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