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Yo I need some motivation! hit me with your mirin stories
>>36643458
not a story, but pic related
Nothing special but i guess i'll just contribute.
> Intensive push day
> Barely any people in the gym
> Heavy pump
> See a MILF coming through the machine section
> Yeah whatever
> Sitting on flat bench, resting between my sets
> Catch MILF in the big mirror staring at me for like 20 seconds
> She realizes i catched her staring
> Looks away immediately
> I start smiling because its funny seeing a grown up hot MILF acting like an autistic child
Anyways, MILFS are girls too. So that was atleast something.
>>36643571
>home gym master-race
>>36643458
>Girl at front desk initiates conversation everytime I go to get a drink of water.
>She's pretty cute, a lil chubby, but she lifts.
>Mentions how much stronger I'm getting.
>Grabs my bicep and says that it's gotten much bigger
>Ask her out on date.
>Says yes.
>>36643521
lol look at the girl on the lefts reaction.
I don't have strong feelings on zyzz but this dude was narcissistic as hell. Who does this shit
>>36643610
kek
>>36643610
fucking got me giggling
>homegym
>some milf was eyeing me down all yesterday
>>36643521
You're pretty retarded (or just underage) if you think girls/women know what is aesthetic.
They see only a juicehead there.
>>36643610
Underrated desu.
>go to bar with gf
>some hipster cunt sits next to
>keeps glancing at me the entirety of my time there
Maybe I had a booger or something, but why would you do that when someone is clearly with their SO? Pretty disrespectful desu.
>>36643610
ahahahaha nice
>catching girls looking from window reflections
>>36643790
underrated post
>>36643610
These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.
>>36643610
niiiicee
>>36643859
>Fatty detected
>>36643859
>>36643880
Are you fucking blind? I SAID I am.
And you know what? WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. LMAO. The only difference is you spend HOURS in the gym, eating BROCCOLI AND CHICKEN, and you STILL don't get SHIT. I actually enjoy eating junk food, whereas you get NOTHING from your constant labour. LMAO at you.
>>36643880
>I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK
>fatty detected
How much did that fatty detector of yours cost?
>>36643859
>at work
>milf looking at me from across DOSA
>she walks up and we have a nice chat
>end of night she wants me to drop her off home
>invites me in for coffee
>there was no coffee
>>36643616
>break up a couple weeks later
>awkward as fuck being by her at gym now
>>36643610
gets me everytime
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN
>>36643925
HEY STOP YELLING AT ME FATTY
>>36643657
>dude was narcissistic as hell. Who does this shit
when my body gets close to his level (lets aim high right?) i'm gonna do shit like that all the time, and i also gonna put on a tshirt inside out so a girl can notice, then i take off my shirt to dress it right and she will mire my abs
>>36643925
>Lifting for women
>not being gay
Never gonna make it
>>36643859
someone's bitter.
>out curling(on ice with rocks)
>drinking with dad and his team
>we all play better drunk
>dads friends say im a pretty big guy
>"you look strong kid, you should become a cop"
>might actually do it because fuck computer science
>"yea you look fit what have you been doing"
>i autistically explain my routine
Anyways they said i was big
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN
>finish workout
>check myself out in the locker room and feel like a million bucks, my pump looks great, self-confidence at an all-time high
>leave gym
>pass by group of 8 girls
>one catcalls me, another tries talking to me
>have earbuds in
>pretend I didn't hear them
>walk away in shame
they were probably making fun of me
>tfw autism
>>36643616
Or alternatively.
>Tell her that cardio sucks, and that we should find an alternative.
>Bang consistently for literally ages.
>>36643934
Wow what a lying bitch, did she make you do cardio?
>>36644003
"Are you a cop"
"The police are looking for you"
"Huh what, what did I do?"
"You look like a good cop"
"T-thanks"
Damn people I'm only 165lbs I'm not even that big.
>>36643657
>>36643678
Why are you guys being so mad? Op asked for motivation.
I sent a video of girls freaking out when they see Zyzz's body.
lmao unnecessary hate.
>>36643859
Most storys here are about girls mirin your hard, people getting dates and people bangin girls.
Who the fuck talks about smiling and getting asked for lighters here lol.
These guys are getting mired because the girls think they are sexually attractive. How is that shit?
Also, my gf said she only fucked me because i had a greek god body. Please go away with your pasta. You say the truth so SOME extent, but saying its all about genetics is just retarded.
>>36644065
If you are actually a decent size and have some asthetics, they were not making fun of you
>>36644003
>tfw im a cop
>tfw cardio>strength on most incidents
>tfw i have no face
>>36643458
>Go to donate plasma for the first time
>Have to do a mini health check up and weight/height
>Nurse is probably like 54 years old
>Get height and weight measured
>6'4 and 99.3kg
>"Your a real big healthy guy"
>"Real healthy......."
>Get told to lay on table after half assed ear and eye exam
>"Just have to check your blah blah blah"
>Basically just poking my stomach and chest
>"You must work out"
>"You should take my son with you to the gym"
>'Exam' is done
>"Make sure you come back often big guy"
K
This ones a bit old as i have been lifting on and off for a few years, this mire was at the height of my lifting.
>be me
>noticable gains made in the bicep region (no curl bro)
>chatting to co worker about recent breakup
>ex was 17/18 at the time, co worker 27+
>make a comment how im only going for older women now
>co workers eyes light up, begins flirting, stroking arms ect
>text me later after finishing work
>mentioned something about pizza and movie (early version of Netflix and Chill)
>Autist mode engaged
>never reply
FML fit, she always used to put her hand up my shirt in clubs aswell, was deffo game.
>
>>36643969
>i also gonna put on a tshirt inside out so a girl can notice, then i take off my shirt to dress it right and she will mire my abs
that's actually a pretty good idea
>>36643925
you sound pretty angry, friend. did a gymcel make oinking noises at you today?
>>36643859
>HEIGHT
>FACE
>FRAME
Is this the meme of 2016?!!
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. LMAO.
nice b8
>>36643610
oh shit
>>36643458
having a girl with similar characteristics do this to me would be a dream come true. you hit some feels bruh
>Was out at the bars a few weekends back
>Really vascular because of cut
>Girl comes up
>Says she's a phlebologist
>Says my arms are a "nurses dream"
>Throughout the night touches my arms, puts her arms around my shoulder, standing really close to me, etc...
>I sit down on a couch she sits next to me
>Start getting nervous and spaghetti spilling
>Decide to gtfo
>"Hey I have work tomorrow gotta go"
>I lightly slap her face and tell her "that's so you'll always remember me"
>She tackles me and tries to tickle me etc
>I yell "She's molesting me!"
>I run away
True story.
>>36643458
SAUCE?! :)
>>36643935
Why did y'all break up?
>Living with cousin who is quite popular, both same age
>Brings these girls back on a night out with a few of his mates
>Unfortunately I have work the next day
>In my room getting changed
>Door is open
>The girls see me
.>WOAHHHHH THIS GUY GOES TO THE GYM
was a great feeling.
sadly it didn't end with getting my dick wet.
>best friend tells me i'm chiselled while hes high at the club and hes so proud
>have been seeing a really hot girl whos taller than me for a few months
>she can't stop feeling my arms and back as we fuck
>baby your arms feel sooo goood
>people ask me to spot them at the gym regularly now
>keep getting asked to flex at family events
None of this would have been possible 2 years ago, keep going, it gets good, real good
>>36646075
Is she attractive and has a relatively low amount of craziness? If so GET IN THERE AND SMASH THAT HAM WALLET.
>>36646052
>only wants you for your plasma
LMAO
>>36646254
And you never exchanged any contact information that would be enough to hit her up on normalfagbook? Weak, m8.
>>36643925
>this is what fatties actually believe
wewf
>>36643610
So did you bang your mom or what anon?
>>36646324
>>people ask me to spot them at the gym regularly now
I've noticed i get this more now than i did a year or so ago, never really thought of it as a mire until now
>>36643458
> tfw a qt girl will never look at me and smile like in this webm
Why live, should I just end it all?
>>36646098
Welcome to /fit/, where sufferers of crippling autism transcend to becoming insufferable tools
>>36646052
>>36646344
>>36646389
It's not a direct mire but who would you want to spot you a skinnyfat dude or the guy with the nice physique who has been obviously lifting a few years, you are going to assume the latter guy will spot you better, have better knowledge and be able to lift the weight you are using
>>36643934
>>there was no coffee
well what was there? finish the story!
>>36643610
>>36645918
Don't take the bait. He's just mad he doesn't get mired.
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN
>>36646360
We added each other on snapchat. She watches my stories.
>>36646851
Stories? I'm not familiar with snapchat.
>>36646940
It's like a Facebook status where you post snaps with text
>>36644065
You stupid stupid man. They were miring you, doofus.
>tfw hungry skelly and this never fucking happens
>>36643714
were you kissing your gf or anything to make it 100% obvious? I used to go to the bar with my sister and most people mistook us for a couple but im just saying its not always SO's
>>36643935
>implying a date means you're now a couple
holy shit no wonder you're an autistic virgin on 4chan
>>36643859
>>36646141
>this guy again
>>36643610
>have 6.5 acre yard
>have to mow it once a week
>mow shirtless to get a tan
>get beeped at almost every time by random women
>feels good
>>36643925
Hey bro, don't worry. We're all gonna make it. It just takes time to realize it. I lift because it gives me satisfaction like no other. I loved junk food. Absolutely cherished it. It was my drug of choice I guess you can say. But, after seeing myself in the mirror one day I kinda just lost it. All of those memories of being turned down, seeing people look at me like I was something less than human. I saw something that I was not. We'll all make it one day. I went from 280 at 5'11 to 195 over a couple years. Its okay to be angry. I know your pain brother. Lifting strong now. I'm stronger both emotionally and physically now. As soon as I grip that cold piece of steel and feel its resistance, my mind empties and fills with those emotions. In one short burst, those emotions, those memories flow into that piece of metal. At that moment, I realize I have died and have been reborn. Its not for the women: they will come with it. Its for YOU. Fuck it, if you're ugly like you say you are, then you have nothing to lose by lifting and all to gain. The heavens will open for you and that dark cloud will dissipate. If you don't, you will slowly deteriorate. If you do nothing, you will die young. If you do nothing, you have everything to lose. If you do nothing, you are nothing. "Woe to the man who grows old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."
>at pre-game with friends Friday night
>girl laughs at my joke and bends over and puts her hand on my stomach
>keeps her hands there for a second and makes eyes contact with me
>"Damn. You've really been working out, haven't you Anon?
>>36643458
Anyone know what movie is this from?
>>36646324
Nice job manletfam. I like to see the little guys make it too
>>36643458
You think mirin stories are fun
Wait until you get your first fucking stalker
>friend asks me if I've been working out
>say no
why do I lie
>>36643859
faceframe guy! We were just talking about you
>>36643859
>>36647427
>>36643610
Every mirin thread, every single time.
>>36643925
Lol who the fuck is this guy?
>>36643925
all this projecting
>>36646500
This post should be stickied
>>36643859
>>36643925
>randomly capitalizing words
Fuck off to tumblr
>freshman at college
>go to gym for back day
>load up 5 plate deadlift, which I've done several times before but i failed today
>check yik yak after lift
>to the guy deadlifting 5 plate can we marry?
>>36643458
>worked at watermaker gun show
>bunch of qts selling guns
>I decide to be captainautismo and do a full routine of calisthetics to get a moderate pump going outside.
>did pullups, pushups, and squats. Couped with a mild jog
>come in with a pump
>bringing the guns to the gun show with my lanklet 16' arms
>bitches mirin my height, 6'2
>qt blond working behind the the table across from me kees making eye contact
>she is always on snapchat, and come to find out she was recording me
>make eye contact and she does the slight smile/ lip bight combo
>different girl walks by
>didn't notice her until she giggled to get my attention, in which she winked and kept walking
>different qt blonde girl working adjacent to my table keeps walking in front of my table empasizing her hip motion and bending over in front of me.
>once I came back with a pump she did the whole finger bighting thing and made sure I saw.
I was with my dad as well and he said he kept seeing girls check me out and he was lowkey pissed because I am bigger than him now.
I think it is just because I have a jawline fr
>>36643859
>people being mad at this guy
He's right though, we've seen what all of you look like in the cbt threads, you're all uglets with ugly ass faces trying to composite with a "nice" body.
>>36647730
>Keeps*
>biting*
>>36647737
*compensate
Point is the fat ugo is right, you're all betas and you'll forever be betas, just cuz a girl looked in your direction it doesn't mean she's wet for you you damn autists
It's been a hell of a weekend, lads. Had a great time and got a couple of mires.
>Went to comic/anime/video game convention
>dressed as Cody from Super Street Fighter 4
>people want pics of me or pics with me
>make friends shooting the shit about Cody not being in SF5
>a few people tell me Cody was a perfect pick for me because I'm blond and "a pretty ripped guy"
That was Friday. Saturday was so much more fun.
>Dressed as Fred Jones from Scooby Doo this time
>People taking pics, telling me its an even better fit than Cody was
>Bought my friend a Saturday pass because he's never been to a con, he tells me about 7 fucking people talking about me and/or checking me out
>Find qt who commentated a Smash Bros tournament I was in a few years ago
>Start talking to the receptionist beside her
>We leave, bro tells me she was grinning and staring at me the whole time
Wouldn't smash though because we have mutual friends, they tell me she's a vindictive bitch, do not want. Later on that night:
>About to go to "Late Night Dance Party" aka the rave
>Chilling with the bro at the phone charging station
>Girls walk by, see and hear one of them say "He's kind of cute.."
>I watch them as they pass, she looks back at me and sees me looking, immediately looks away
>See her friend turn around and do the same, she laughs, original girl puts her face in her hands
>felt good
>Still at the chargers, see 2 land whales and 1 high test at elevators across the hall
>one whale is looking at me
>she waves
>I'm a nice guy (tips fedora) so I wave back, don't want a bad rep
>Bro and I decide to head into the rave
>land whales and friend follow us in, come talk to us
>I get the shorter fatter one
>high test talking to my friend who is engaged
>we blow them off, leave
>bro tells me high test asked him if he thought the taller whale had a chance with me
>he said he didn't know, ask me herself
>my nigga
1 more post before I'm done blogging
>health screening
>cute nurse
>tells me I have vitals of 20 year old
>tfw 30-3 years old
>asks how long I can last
>she spills spaghetti
>i mean running
>she laughs nervously
>I say thanks you too.
>>36647918
Stop projecting bro.
>>36648066
>leave rave, go back to chargers
>qt sitting there alone doodling in notepad
>she finishes, bro and I just talking small talk
>reach a pause so I talk to qt
>ask her what she drew for me
>she smiles, shows me a pic of some OC she has
>compliment it, ask if I can draw her something
>I can see her dropping her spaghetti but I play it cool and she recovers pretty gracefully
>I draw her a picture for 15~20 minutes
>Her friends come over to her, try to convince her to go to the rave
>"No, my head still hurts. He's drawing me a picture though."
>I'm done, just waiting on her friends to leave because of my own autism
>they leave, I give it back to her (I drew her as best I could in the same position she was sitting with background and stuff, wasn't bad imo)
>She lights up like a Christmas tree, loves it
>her friends come back, I want to avoid the attention
>Bro and I get up to leave
>Bro tells me later that as we were leaving she showed her friends, all of them looked super impressed, she was smiling super big
>Feels good man
Didn't wanna do anything though, she looked sketchy (I'm 22, she looked like a high schooler). idk if that's a mire but I know I smelled spaghetti. This attention is so nice, I've never been mired so obviously in my life before this weekend.
An elderly man at my work asked me if I'm an athlete one time last month though. I told him yes and he said
>"I can tell. You're in good shape, son."
>>36646254
Lmfao i feel ya
>>36643935
It is not awkward unless you are fucking faggot. I come across girls I've dated/made out/hooked up with everyday and I don't feel awkward about it, neither do many of those girls and lmao at the ones who do.
>>36648112
>>asks how long I can last
>>she spills spaghetti
>>i mean running
That was your chance follow up with a joke to say "wanna find out?". You had nothing to lose. If she likes it you had a chance for some nurse roleplay. If she didn't like it just laugh and let it be a bad joke.
>>36646141
You kniw hiw we didn't appreciate cousin (15) when it was a thing? Yeah, this is what we get.
>>36647036
Who the fuck would go to a bar with their sister?
>out for dinner with bro, bro's gf, and bro's gf's qt22/7 friend
>half a bottle of wine down each
>crack a joke about work or something
>qt starts laughing and grips my arm
>'I can feel you tensing your tricep you know...' with an unimpressed face
>actually start to tense tricep
>hfw
>>36648352
If I had a bro-tier sister I'd go to the bar with her
>>36643859
>>36643925
the HEIGHT FACE FRAME guys is fat as fuck and bitter, who would've thought?
Oh wait
> literally everyone
why do you spend so much time on a board that you hate with such a passion?
>>36648352
>not being close as fuck with your sister
She has a fiance. Me and him are super close.
>doing uphill sprints in summer
>it's really hot, like +35c and no wind at all, sun shining
>a bunch of teenagers chilling a moderate distance from me
>I take my shirt off because I can't take the heat
>one of girls yell "now turn around!"
>turn around and flex your dyel arm like a sperg
>all the girls giggle, all the guys look away slightly upset
three years later when I actually have some gains I haven't been mired once
sometimes I wish I had stayed skinny low bf% dyel"shredded" mode for easy teenagers, but I don't really lift for women and I like feeling thick. solid. tight
>>36644065
> girls were catcalling you
> things that never happened
they were probably just talking and you misheard them through your autism and earbuds
>>36648438
>super close.
Be honest, are you cucking your sister?
>>36643610
quality meme
>>36646254
This is the perfect proof that lifting is no cure for social awkwardness.
>>36646254
I was kinda like that once.
>Have oneitis
> (lots and lots of bullshit)
>I avoid her like the plague because I'm a passive as fuck beta child who doesn't know how to talk to people let alone women
>one day after she knows I like her
>"Anon it feels like forever since I've seen you or talked to you!"
>she gives me a hug
>I yell "Rape!"
>She lets go
>"Wow, anon.."
>Kills the entire mood, she avoids me for 2 weeks
>I'm fucking dead on the inside
Every time I think about that I think about my friend's gun cabinet.
>scooping manure at dads farm
>family friends and their 15 year old son come over
>dad calls him "cream puff" because he's a short chubby kid who thinks he's hot shit
>dad is trying to coax him into scooping manure
>"see anon there? You'll look like him if you start scooping that shit"
Th-thanks dad.
>>36643610
SAVAGE
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>>36648636
>>I yell "Rape!"
In what state of mind did you think this would be funny unless you were close to someone
>>36648700
In my defense it was the meme at the time. I don't know why it was a meme but it was. Everybody said it at some point, even my church youth pastor when his wife hugged him one time. I thought it could be funny I guess. It doesn't make me want to time travel and lock my past self in a basement any less, but yeah.
>>36648730
>my church youth pastor when his wife hugged him one time.
See, that was his wife. He's close to her and she probably understands it was a joke.
If some girl I knew back in middleschool came up and hugged me (for whatever reason) I wouldn't cry "rape!" unless I knew her well.
>>36648438
Whoa man same
I might end up best man for the groom at my sister's own wedding
>>36648865
get super drunk and embarrass her
>>36648872
Omg no it's still a family wedding
Embarrassing the couple is for friend weddings and family weddings as an uncle
>>36648889
Get super drunk anyway. That's what marriages are for.
>>36643678
jelly neckbeard much?
>>36648754
we were alright friends up until I caught feelings. Just not close enough friends I guess. Any closer and I would have been friendzoned guaranteed though I suppose. Shades of gray.
>>36648421
follow up?
>>36648636
fucking lmao
thank you for reminding me not to call out rape if a girl touches me
remember, there are no memes in real life.
>>36649208
if only I had known. I should mention though, that all this happened in like 2011. I am marginally less autistic now.
>>36647709
Fuarkk mirin lmao 5pl8
>>36648243
Nurses are master manipulators. She probably see's dozens of guys just like anon and says the same exact thing so she can talk about the cookie responses she got that day with the other nurses.
Health professionals who mire you do not count guys. Sorry.
>ask girl if i could sit at empty table that her book bag was on
>says in a playful manner that i can sit there but i can sit with her despite her table being full
>laugh and eat my banana
>going up escalator and look at black girl then look away but see her at the corner of my eye looking at until i left out of sight
>girl walks out from corner and makes eye contact with me, raises her eyebrows in a manner that looked like she was surprised, looked away and then immediately looked back
were they mires or am i just not used to be acknowledged by women without them giving me fast responses or giving me a repulsed look?
>>36648243
Nurse here (Australia).
It is INCREDIBLY illegal for me to fuck a patient for up to 7 years after I treat them. I could lose my license like THAT.
I don't think anyone would exactly remember a patient after 6 months, but you gotta be careful. A one-nighter would probably be doable, but the second she gets a little crazy and comes to work to see you, then someone WILL recognize her and you are out on your ass.
>>36648685
"see anon there? You'll look like him if you start scooping that shit"
Nigga I'm ded
>>36649547
The fuck? Why?
>>36647036
Did ya fuck her?
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNNATRACTIVE
Yous a punk bitch and you know it
Guy with the young girl that kinda latched onto me here.
Anyway I do heavy weeks and light weeks and usually on light weeks I go to a different gym just to change things up. (both are equal distance from my home)
>girl texts me like mad so I text her while she's in school that I'm going to a different gym tonight
>"this is the first time you've ever texted me first :) let me text my mom"
>...what why is she texting her mom
>15 mins later "my mom says I can go and you can drop me off at home so pick me up after school OK! back of the school text when you're here!"
>..completely taken off guard and now have to wait for her since I'm her ride. irritated as shit waiting for her since I wanted to go earlier before it got packed
>she gets into my car with like those cheap ass polyester shorts that are super short with white crew socks that are too big on her and a oversized shirt...literally can not take my eyes off her legs
>on the way she's telling me all about high school and stories like I care but she never stops so I just let her keep talking the entire trip
>finally get to the gym and yep it's packed as fuck
>she's never been here so she's sticking to me like glue and actually tries holding my hand while walking into the gym
>I set us up in a corner just so she isn't super shy and we start clean/pressing some light weight
>have to reinforce form to her since she keeps breaking it but notice tons of guys staring at her....actually start feeling a little jealous for no reason at all
>due to having to wait for her my meal was earlier than I expected and my blood sugar is dropping hard and fast
>I am straight up exhausted to the point I'm beginning to shake by the time we finish up our workout, she's exhuasted as well
>as we are leaving I trip over a crack and almost fall, she catches me and remarks how tired I am
>I move away from her while she tries to carry me since again I'm cocoon autism so I'm not use to female touching
cont.
>>36647036
knowing 4chan your sister being your gf isn't out of the question
>>36649866
>while walking to the car, I open the trunk early to put our gym bags inside
>she actually pushes me pretty rough that I bump into the passenger door and she takes the gym bags from me without saying naything and puts them in the back and closes the trunk
>as we are driving back it's like dead quiet she's not saying anything and i'm chugging down my postworkout since it has gatorade in it, while she drinks hers slowly
>like 15mins into the ride back to her place she finally says something
>"This might be the first time I'm stronger then you "
>and why does that matter?
>"I could do things to you" she says it while giggling
>it gets instantly awkward and we say nothing afterwards
>finally get to her place and I walk her to her door since it's dark
>she hugs me and says to be careful driving back and to text when I'm home..
>give her this autism hug back and say ok
>text her when I got home and she texts me a pic of a box she's going to take next time with snacks just in case I get weak again
She did a pretty strict OHP with no momentum but she's shy about squeezing her butt since you can see her clench her glutes but she did some decent weight. I don't know what to do with her hands though, the bar is massive and she can't fully wrap her hand around it
>>36649945
She sounds like a very sweet girl and a genuinely good person. Cherish that relationship, wherever it goes. There aren't enough people like that.
>Cardioing on the treadmill
>Detect mires coming towards me
>Keep on exercising
>Best cardio session so far, jolly proud
>Finally go to the locker room
>As I sit exhausted and satisfied, I look down onto my tight shorts
>They're inside out
>mfw it wasn't a mire at all
>>36643859
LMAO faggot.
>>36649945
remind us, how old are you and how old is she?
she sounds like an absolute sweetheart and you seem too austistic to be a cunt that breaks her heart
i predict good things desu senpai, your greentexts always warm my heart
>>36649945
the hell is wrong with you
>>36650004
>they're inside out
Should've let someone tell you so you could whip them off, revealing your throbbing veiny erection, pound their soft orifices until they bleed in the agony of pleasure, and then say "Y-you too" while putting them back on the right way
>>36648170
>I'm drawing you
Reminds me of the biggest cringe I ever witnessed.
>First month of college, get autist neck beard roommate. I have some social anxiety, but this guy makes me look like the protagonist in "thank you for smoking" also a six and a half foot tall dude who got fired for being creepy
>Meet some cool guys and Qt girls.
We all hang, invite autist along because feel bad for him.
>everyone talking having a good time he sits aside quietly with a sketch book.
>one grill feels pity asks what he's drawing, he goes, "you" it's super bad but he did remember to shade her upper lip hairs
She was super creeped out and I immediately had him leave the room since he was the anti grill, but still lost when a frat made six six guy drink a whole litre of vodka and he got dragged to my room by three randoms passed, out and went on to pee in my hamper and after I threw something, pee a huge stain in the hall carpet
>get to gym a little later than usual
>it's still empty as fuck so I'm relieved
>start stretching a little just to warm up before working out
>immediately coming out of the locker rooms is a girl that has been miring the shit out of me lately
>problem is she has a boyfriend and whenever they are in the gym together they both fucking look at me just weird shit
>decide to kinda go slower than usual since she is basically where I want to workout and don't want it to be awkward
>it's basically now me just sitting there waiting for the bench now since someone took it
>she keeps looking my way
>this goes on for a good 10 minutes maybe of her looking over and us stealing glances at each other
>finally the dude is gone and I immediately go to the bench since it took so fucking long
>start benching when girl comes over to the bench next to me
>instead of going the long way around she goes between the benches to grab weights...stops between both of them and now her ass is in full view
>starts doing bench work of her own when I notice she keeps looking through the mirror at me
I don't know what the fuck she is doing nor do I know why both of htem stare at me
>>36646004
Fuck you pig. What kind of weirdo wants to snitch and get people in trouble for a living? Fucking cunt.
I'm an absolute sperg, but with pretty decent looks. (6'1, 180~ lbs 10%bf)
Anyway.. This happened right after I had finally managed to break it off with my psycho ex-girlfriend
>Walking away at an airport, really happy, can't wipe the grin off my face
>See this hot latina grill, we get eye contact, and I'm smiling, so naturally she smiles back
Now I don't know what came over me, but as we pass eachother, I look back, still smiling
>Do gif related hand gesture
>She stops up, and stops smiling and immediately starts laughing hysterically
>I turn around and keep walking
>>36648452
you're a walking meme bro. Regardless of "lifting for girls" using it to get laid is never a bad thing.
>>36647130
Holy shit the feels in that pic
>>36649537
>a girl said something to me
>she wants the d guise
>>36650483
why else would a girl talk to me?
>>36646052
tfw im a 5'6'' manlet and no one wants to buy my plasma when they can have a kid whos like 6 foot 4
>>36647171
>h how much s stronger?
>>36643458
SAUCEEE????!?!?!?
>be skelly (6'3" 180lbs) been back lifting for a few weeks
>doing tricep cable pulldowns to finish chest/ shoulder/ tricep workout
>weight is 120lbs, 2 or 3 plates from the bottom so it looks like a lot of weight
> qt with 6.5 face and 10/10 body asks if she can work in with me
>tfw the EXACT same set of cables is 5ft over
>only 3 people in the gym, so it's obviously being used.
>can't tell why she asked, but there's a small chance it was because she was interested in me
>autism
>>36647130
I'm fucking deadlifting tonight
>>36650841
same
>>36643925
The difference is I gonna live till I'm 100 and you gonna die of diabetes at 35, I don't lift for girls guys ECT I lift cause it makes me happy feel good and the hormones released on a good workout is such a natural high I wouldn't trade it for the world.
>>36650182
>he did remember to shade her upper lip hairs
kek
>grow out of my favorite Captain America shirt too much to wear publically
>wear it to gym tonight because I still love it, get to show off gains too
>older woman with wondrous ass of ages and thighs of legend taking glances whenever we're in the same area
>headphones run out of battery, fuck it, we're doing it musicless
>milf eventually calls over to me, asking me for advice and complimenting my back and gloots
>asks me for my number so I can "share some tips with her"
>mfw
>Engage "or nah" mode, tell her about macros and myfitnesspal and get back to workout
I appreciate the flattery but the day I get involved with white women is the day I drink piss
>>36651346
shoulda shared your tip with her senpai
>about to shower and go to my part time job I do on weekends
>set unifrom on counter while I shower
>brother comes in to shave (poor family we share 1 bathroom ao i dont lock door while i shower) and tosses my shit to the side. It lands on the candle and burns clean through my red Polo
>stop by ghetto chinese 3 for 10 dollar t shirt store and ask for a red Polo
>Chinese dude only has one in stock and it's a medium
>fuck it I need this money guess I'll wear a shmedium all day
>customers mirin all day
>go get lunch at Cafe with qt server i always go to
>jokingly apologize for my baby gap shirt
>turns beat red and says "it looks really nice especially your chest and aems, but I mean... its not like I was looking or anything.... bye!"
>literally dives into back kitchen area spilling spaghetti
>random guy whos drinking a pitcher of coors at noon says I'm jacked as fuck no wonder she was shy
>pay for my shit and leave, see her through the window bussing my table so I smile and wave
>blushes and looks away again but waves back shyly
It's a good feel brahs. BTW I'm 6'3 and 247lbs and I stuffed that into a medium
>Wake up
>Want to initiate the selfkill.exe process now more than ever
>Look in mirror
>Arms look bigger
>Don't
Most important mire is of the self.
>>36647036
I used to go out drinking with my brother and people thought we were a gay couple
>>36651465
I just realized that "autism" is actually attractive in girls
>>36651527
Dude u have no idea shes really cute and really sweet. I'll come in and mention I'm hungover off handed and she'll literally be like "aaaaw would you like me to go across the street and get you some aspirin?" And shit like that. Really pretty face tall slender body and gorgeous eyes, probably like 19 and works as a server while going to college. Nothing will ever happen though because I'm a 25 year old married man and I would never hurt my wife like that. Also the server is my friends cousin so it would be wierd and he told her i was married already. It's nice scenery while I eat lunch though. I know it sounds probably not true but she totally seems like the innocent sweet Virgin girl next door type with big Brown eyes. Would defile if I was single
I'll post, but I was fairly DYEL, so it was probably height + looks.
>Stay at girlfriend's college for a week
>Walk with her to classes and wait outside and shit
>Just watch twitch streams on my phone
>People come and go constantly, handful that's been there haven't budged.
>One girl comes up 15 minutes before her class is out.
>Easily 8/10, sits down and starts going through her shit.
>Glances up at me a couple times, notice through my peripheral
>She starts to adjust the way she's sitting, we were on couches set up in circles in the middle of the room, she was about 10 feet to my left.
>Puts her feet up and faces her ass towards me, keeps looking every 15 seconds or so to see if I'm looking
>Couldn't tell off the bat if that's what she was doing but definitely ran through my head
>Adjusts the entire time, casually glancing and seeming just as provocative everytime.
>Girlfriend's class get's out and she walks up behind me, grabs my face and kisses me.
>As she does, I glance over through my peripheral again and notice she's giving a disgusted face.
>Readjusts back to normal etc.
I didn't know if she was "making advances" or what, mostly because I couldn't pick up on it off the bat, but that face she made at the end let me know for sure
>>36643610
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>>36643571
>>36643610
>>36644065
>be female
>me and my 7 girl friends are hanging outside gym waiting for our bfs to finish their split routines
>some DYEL in basket ball shorts, a hoodie, and chucks walks out of the gym
>My friends dare me to mock this pasty fuck, so I give a cat call
>"hey nice biceps" yells my friend Shelley as we all squint to see his 8 inch arms
> kid smiles and walks off to his one bedroom apartment as we all laugh like bastards
>>36651940
NEVER FUCKING POST AGAIN THAT IS SO MEAN
FUCKING ROASTIES
>>36651940
Savage af
>>36646507
>wanting a skinny cake face
Fuck that
>>36646507
Wow, I'm an organ donor but this add makes me want to revoke my membership.
"Haha, only way you'll be with a woman like this is if you fuckin' martyr yourself for her, faggot!"
Good job, cancelling tomorrow.
>>36651346
>not dicking down hot white MILF ass
B R U H
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U
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it's like you're not living up to your minority stereotypes.
>>36651940
> walks off to his one bedroom apartment
He must live very close to the gym...
> not him but, do us a favor and kill yourself
>>36652444
I've always been unsure about being an organ donor.
I mean on one hand, I kinda want to help people, and I don't believe in all the religious stuff, and don't care what happens to my body after I die.
But on the other hand.. What if my organs were to go to some fucking annoying piece of shit douchebag? There's just no way I'm risking that.
>>36652649
Then again you could save a middle-aged father of 3 who was t-boned by a drunk driver who blew the red light when the father was driving home from work late where he put in overtime just so he could provide for his family. He would die and his kids wouldn't have a male authority. The older son wouldn't have anyone who would come to his football games, youngest sisters drama play or middle kids baseball game. It's up to you if you're taking a risk.
>>36651683
Same person. This happened in the week I was there aswell.
>No car at the time for girlfriend or I
>Went to CVS to pick up some snacks and shit
>Raining, on our way to her dorm
>Girlfriend and I seperate, to see which way is fastest.
>I'ma beat you bitch, you don't even know
>I'm way the fuck ahead of her at this point, and some girl rolls up and asks me if I needed a ride
>Tell her nah the dorm's right up the street
It was night time btw, so she couldn't even see how I looked...
>At this point, she's insisting I get in and saying I can stay at her place if I wanted.
>Girlfriend walks up shortly after, asks me what's up, everything alright etc
>Girl then says, "I can give you and your friend a ride home" to me.
>say no thanks and she drives off
My girlfriend's never felt so insecure with us, I had to reassure her the whole time.
>>36651346
>Dat queen of spades whore
MIssed a good lay, I think
>be in the same room with my older brother and his 9/10 wife
>she notices my gains from going to the gym for less than a year, even though I still look DYEL in my upper body
>"Wow anon, your chest and shoulders really show up now, can I feel?"
>say yes
>she feels my chest and shoulders while my brother is a few feet away
Am I a dick?
>>36650190
She wants you to fuck her boyfriends boipussy
>>36652903
this
>>36647130
Uh holy shit. That legitamitely made me tear up. There are some beautiful people in this world.
>>36649190
She left the country for two months the following morning, got a little, not enough, may follow up in May/June
>>36643859
>>36643925
best b8 I've seen in a while
>>36643458
> be somewhere /fit/ wouldn't approve
> suddenly someone grabs my ass
> I NEED AN ADULT
> turn around to see some qt
> She made some joke about my fitness and something about my ass which is why she grabbed it
> Order that thing /fit/ wouldn't approve of and head home because autism was going off so hard that day
If she wasn't cute, I would have had the cops all over her
>>36648170
>qt sitting there alone doodling in notepad
>she finishes, bro and I just talking small talk
>reach a pause so I talk to qt
>ask her what she drew for me
>she smiles, shows me a pic of some OC she has
>push her to the ground, take notepad and run all the way home
>make millions of dollars selling the rarest pepe on the deep web
Kind of a wasted opportunity.
>>36650190
She's staring because she's a cheating whore and he's staring because he knows. Maybe he's trying to intimidate you, or maybe he's a cuck in denial who blames you instead of her.
>>36650255
Non-White degenerate detected. Stop committing crimes and you will learn to appreciate that we have cops.
>>36648243
I can tell that you have Asperger just from this post
>>36643934
>GTA IV intensifies
>>36643458
No one mires me. Every time i a female even looks in my direction i feel like she is just looking on in utter disgust.
Was skinnyfat and single for over a decade. Now at 14% bodyfat and 1/2/3/3.5. Comedy gold right here guys
>>36647036
I would put my arm around her and stuff here and there. I'm not a big PDA person though so maybe it wasn't as obvious as I thought
>>36647918
>>36652760
Yeah bro, would you let your girl feel up some dude more ripped than you?
>>36654069
Misclicked
Was at the last day of the local ski resort
Wore some tight running tights or whatevs and some retro jacket
The staring was real. Especially girls with sunglasses who think that I don't know where they're looking if they keep their head perfectly still.
Also got a beefy mire in line chillin, a girl looks backwards, looks forwards, then immediately looks back for a whopper look at my crotch
>tfw quads lagging, sqwat stuck at 125kx5x3
>come back home for easter
>go to gym filled with old people
>occasional qt
>one cardio bunny I know hugs me and says "wow anon you're a man now"
>you too
>>36651616
>she totally seems like the innocent sweet Virgin girl next door
>knowingly flirts with married men because they are built
Pick one, she's a whore like all the others.
>>36643925
>used to be fucking fatass
>striking conversation with women was hard as they all hmmd yeah sure and shit like that intentionally showing me disinterest
>lose weight for multiple reasons, health and being out of shape were biggest reasons, becoming more attractive was considered a bonus
>dropped 50lbs of fat and starting to get swole
>still a bit of a gut
>in crowded areas catch women staring from all directions, women I knew tend to stick closer laugh more and hold up conversation much more then before hardly have to do effort to keep convo going
Keep telling yourself that girls worthy to chase don't care about appearance, personal hygiene and dietary discipline, only girls that guys settle for tend to care less about that and even then to a minor degree
The less they care about those 3 things the less desirable they are both physically and mentally
>join an old buddy of mine and his social group to play paintball in Czech Republic (it is heavily regulated here in Germany, so we prefer play there. and it is cheaper)
>we book a big apartment for the weekend
>me and my buddy arrive later because he picked me up
>we change clothes and join the group on the field
>everybody is wearing big overalls
>so we play for a few hours, drink some beer between rounds, have fun and I get to know his friends
>game is over and we head back to our apartment
>everybody takes a shower and we have dinner where we continue to drink
>some guys start to show their 'battle scars'
>my buddy asks me to show my bruise (he hit me pretty hard on my back on short range)
>I'm already drunk, even the girls showed their bruises so I don't even hesitate
>normally I'm kinda shy
>take off my hoodie and shirt
>'holy fuck, Anon'
>'is it that bad?'
>'yeah it is. but you I see you spend a lot of time in the gym' (now I'm blushing and want to put on my shirt)
>'don't move, I'll take a picture' (one of the girls)
>everybody laughs because
>she is embarrassed 'no I wanted to show him the bruise'
>rest of the trip she showed interest
I fucked her on our next trip a few months later.
>>36643859
>>36643925
best anon shitposter 2016
>>36649866
>>36649945
Hey bro thanks for updating. Your story is the only thing I anticipate in mirin threads.
Full jelly guys.
>still fat as fuck
>weak lifts
>no one mires
>single, no friends and no gf
>2/10 facial aesthetics
>>36646254
>>I yell "She's molesting me!"
Holy shit top kek
Happened just a few minutes ago
> going to class but see in the hallway a group of girls I'm friends with
> wearing a fitting dress shirt with a small red stain on chest
> "anon, is that blood on your shirt?"
> she touches my chest, suddenly pauses
> starts groping me
> "wow, anon, your pecs are hard!"
> "t-thanks"
> spaghetti intensifies
> girls start laughing and asking me to flex and shit
> "anon, you're looking so fine. I would totally fuck you if you weren't gay"
> tfw faggot
> tfw have plenty of pussy at my disposal but don't want any of it
> tfw no bf
>>36647306
this so much, not everyone enjoys the random attention, especially when you have been an insecure fatty for most of your life, suddenly having unfamiliar women running their hands over your hands and abs is really fucking weird and uncomfortable
>>36649736
'Cause ethics. Patients = vulnerable. Medical care provider = not put there to screw patients.
>>36648438
some random chad is fucking your little sister and probably your mother too and this toadie is just happy to lick this guys cum out his mother asshole lmao
your father in prison would be ashamed son
>>36643925
>lifting intensely for a year or so now
>deep squats and hip thrusts for them boots gains
>today at tafe (college)
>in cafeteria, reheating roo and sweet potatoes in microwave
>lean gainz bruh
>notice group of ~18yo girls giggling and shit
>engage autismode, turn around and pretend not to see
>one comes up
>hand gently brushes my butt
>'Hi, my friend says you have a really nice ass'
>'th-thanks, I grew it myself'
Thanks /fit
>>36648454
You haven't been catcalled by women before? I guess this is a new way to spot DYEL faggots.
>>36651616
>I'm a 25 year old married man
>>36655300
Nope. I'm DYEL and I've been catcalled. Not pretty or well dressed either. Getting catcalled is less about you and more about the catcaller. She is likely drunk or trying to impress her friends or a hundred other factors you'll never know. Don't use it to measure anything.
>>36653969
White power bro
>In Japan
>Gooks have never seen a white man
>My beginner gains = the body of an Adonis to them
>Literally every girl and guy I see looks at me
>Club/Circle day
>Every sports team essentially begs me to join.
>I say no
>Saying no made me cooler
>Get invited to infinite parties, lunches, etc.
If they are mirin' me this much now, I can't wait to see what will happen when I get bigger.
>>36654786
its all fiction mate, we are all at the same stage as you are
>>36655569
All this Projection
>>36655492
Not yet. unfortunately. I don't believe in the current White race anymore, I only believe in racially aware Whites, Whites smart enough to oppose multiculturalism and to educate their children about ((Marxist)) brainwashing early on. We have a future, the others do not. The degenerate, guilt-tripping, race-blind Whites shall get vasectomies and abortions or racemix themselves out with the brownest person they can find. Their defective genes must leave the White pool before White power can be a positive thing. Right now literal White power = spineless, "tolerant" boomers.
>>36655509
Someone photoshop Rich Piano's head onto Mule Variations.
>biginjapan.mp3
>>36655273
>t-t-thanks y-you too
>>36644003
become a cop you idiot
>>36653264
Fuck, I sobbed
>>36643610
kek
>>36647130
That hits deep
I feel like this should be stickied, or at least screencapped for the motivation threads.
We're all going to make it
>Gyming yesterday morning, blasted out legs.
>Repping out on leg press, stealing every 45 lbs plate as one does.
>Qt doing *TRIGGER WARNING* Smith machine squats mirin exponentially as I continue to add more and more weight onto the press.
>Back at gym yesterday afternoon doing shoulders.
>Gym bro immediately comes up, "Damn, looking huge today dude."
> 7.5/10 Gym instructor I call "Tink" (voice sounds like Tinkerbell) asks how I'm doing well at the water fountain, says my arms are looking massive.
>PL team girl asks if I started bulking, because my "shoulders are popping."
>Biggest guy in the gym gives me the secret big guy society "sup nod."
6 weeks on first cycle of test-e and dbol. 5'8", and up from 175 lbs at 11% body fat to 195 lbs...Probably 14% body fat, and a decent amount of water weight.
>be me, former skelly, still not big
>squattin' away in one of the power racks
>a little over 2pl8 with pretty good form
>guys in the rack next to me half-squatting 2pl8 with belts, pussy pad, and only okay form
>appreciably bigger than me
>ask for spot on my last set, I'd been leaning forward a bit on the previous set
>"You want a belt for that?"
>*laughs internally* "No thanks man"
>blast out 8 reps with great form
>"thanks for the spot"
In hindsight they probably didn't give a fuck I was outsquatting them
>>36655273
>>'thanks, I grew it myself'
This would be a great line if you weren't so autistic anon
>>36654878
Go Bi faggot
The best I've got was from a promoter in front of a restaurant in Rome " come on, big dishes for big boys, get in here! ". And some friend got cucked by his wife " look how tall he is " - I'm not that tall or big, but the guy can hide behind me and won't be seen.
>>36643610
Capping for posterity. Classic.
>>36643935
I am the person this was in response to, I did not think it was a date. Rather someone was hypothesizing what might happen if we stop seeing each other.
Update, the date went well.
>>36646254
You made me laugh in class, fuck you
>>36646075
Alpha as fuark.
>>36649866
>>36649945
2kawaii4me senpai pls b tru
>>36643933
Retard.
>>36643925
>WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN
Not even close lad
I love pussy just much as anyone else but fuck bitches, I workout to mire myself. If girls appear out of the woodworks because of it, thats just a bonus
>>36643859
>>36643714
Go back to fucking reddit you fgt
>>36655300
>implying they're not actually mocking you
>When bitches be mirin though you're hardly where you want to be and don't even consider yourself mire-worthy
>>36648636
AHAHAHAHAHA no amount of memes can save you now
>>36658295
>>36643610
Nice pasta faggot, this will be the new >if I wanted humour
Once all the newfags and lurkers have seen it for the third time
>>36646302
>>36647062
Are you really that dense?
>>36643859
Lmao that was actually good
>>36643672
Underrated post.
>>36643610
>>36660018
No, overrated. He came 5 minutes late.
>>36650325
You made me kek, you autist bastard.
