>the only person to mire you in the gym was a hijab wearing muslim chick
>despite lifting more than 70% of my gym I've never noticed anyone miring
>Despite lifting and making serious gains the only people telling you that look good are all guys
>because of the fact you look at half naked men all day you have developed homosexual tendencies
>you now think the male body is far superior to the female body
>the only opinion you really care about is from other men
>when you watch porn all you can do is judge the man's body
>you get jealous when they are bigger than you
>you get mad when they are smaller than you but having sex
>tfw
>>36639882
a mire is a mire.
>be me
>be at gym like usual
>some random 6/10 mexican chick is there for some reason, never seen her before
>this bitch starts lifting near me
>I move, and she literally follows and trains next to me
>I notice this and move again, she keeps following and training near me
>LITERALLY MOVES A BARBELL NEAR ME DOING THE SAME EXERCISE
>keeps looking at me but quickly looking away when I notice her looking
the fuck? didn't know normal looking non-fat women could be this autistic
>>36639955
jesus christ this was terrifyingly accurate
>wow he has really nice traps, i wonder how long hes been lifting
>is he even natty?
>oh yeah the girl
>>36639906
Yes and? Is this supposed to be something new?
>>36639882
>>36639891
>>36639906
>>36639955
Yu're all pathetic, you have to be buttmad ugly to not get mire's from qt3.14 at the gym. I get mire's daily from the girls working in the front and the sluts that come in to do booty workouts, in fact 2 days ago I fucked some asian chick right behind the gym while she was on the phone with her boyfriend.
>>36639882
Is she hot? Then you need to fuck her until she's no longer halal.
>>36639977
i lose my boner a bit and just stare at the guy sometimes
>now you want a lifting buddy
>you want one that gets your memes and gay jokes
>they're not really even jokes anymore
>the thought of actually fucking a dude is still weird and not gonna happen
>not even sure where you stand anymore
>lifters are supposed to be alpha and you're confused about your sexuality
shiggy idk what i'm doing anymore but i just keep doing it
>>36639992
good post you sound really alpha
thanks for joining us tonight
>>36639996
I'm catholic.
>>36640040
is she hot
>>36640040
SO? Fuck that bitch and convert her.
>>36640051
You sound autistic senpai.
In my experience, religious girls in general aren't worth it.
Unless they're sloots, it takes way too much time to get them to have sex with you (and still some say you have to be married) and way too much time for them to get good at it.
>>36639976
>didn't know normal looking non-fat women could be this autistic
She probably wanted you to say something
>>36640088
Not him but good luck to any girl wanting me to say something unless they stick their ass in my face or sit on my lap its not gonna happen
>>36639977
I used to think Johnny Sinns was ripped now he looks like a dyel twink to me. Keiran Lee's skinnyfat body disgust me.
>no homo, right babe? Babe?
>>36640080
>Unless they're sloots, it takes way too much time to get them to have sex with you (and still some say you have to be married) and way too much time for them to get good at it.
perfect wife material, fuck degenerate stacies
>>36639992
>>36639992
sure breh
>>36640080
>>36640283
kissless virgin here, should i ask a religious grill out?
>if she does like me, then probably won't have sex until marriage
how do i even answer if she asks why i'm a virgin.. "i-it was my choice"
>>36639955
>>36639977
Dubs on both.
It's true. I knew it.
Iktf gymbrohomos.
No homo.
>>36639992
>things that never happened: the blog post edition
>>36639882
I bet you have a lot of explosive power.
>>36641044
A relationship is complicated man, if she likes you then she'll accept you for the social autist that you are. Just beeeeeee urself in all honesty.
>>36639882
i grew a huge paul bunyan beard a few years ago and seriously had muslim chicks mirin me everywhere i went. i didnt take advantage because my country allows a lot of religious freedom so its possible id get legally stoned to death
>>36639882
>chick
At least wasn't a PAJEET
I haven't been to the gym in a week..
>>36641109
underrated post
>>36639891
I lift more than anyone else in my gym and no body mires me.
Unless awkward glances count as mires... I don't really know these things. Does eye contact count as mires?
>>36639977
If the guy is fit I sometimes imagine I'm the girl
Am I alone
>>36642143
sleep tight glorious hamster
>>36642143
sleep tight glorious hamster
>>36642143
Sleep tight glorious hamster
fucking faggots
>>36639882
So you know you're not a pig at least.
>old Asian cleaning ladies walk in while you're changing
>they smile and stare at your dick as they walk by
What did they mean by this?
>>36639882
lucky
>>36642143
sleep tight glorious shit post
>>36642143
sleep tight glorious hamster
>>36641089
This
>>36642143
Sleep tight glorious hamster
