ITT we pretend /fit/ is mostly populated by women and we post slang and "advice"
I'll start
>tfw no bf
Boy do I love squatting on my period, am I right, girls?
i need advice
i have 11 guys coming after me right now and it's just too much to handle. i think i've narrowed it down to 2 of them and you guys have to help me decide which would be better
guy 1 is named johnathan, he's skinny but has some muscle and abs (the best body type imo) but he's not as wealthy (drives a 2011 lexus, eww)
guy 2 is named peter and he's big (a little scary) and doesn't have abs. pretty much lives at the gym and doesn't have a great personality but is actually really nice and buys me whatever i want
which should i go with?
op is such a lesbian omg
sage
>>36601283
no one has any ideas?
>>36601328
Find out which one has a bigger penis LOL j/k
Wine is my bf so I don't think I can help you out too much hahahaha
>>36601372
hahaha i know what you mean lol i drink a bottle a night i'm so bad
>>36601283
Neither, go with Chad. Even though he treats you like shit, he's so dreamy
>>36601385
>tfw chad is with stacey
maybe he'll cheat for me, he does it all the time
Hey ladies, mfw a guy tries to talk to me and he's under 6ft LOL
>>36601431
lol short guys are so gross
>>36601253
This thread made me realize that I've become less tolerant of sexism since becoming /fit/. I used to laugh at these kinds of jokes and threads, but now they just make me sad.
>>36601283
We all know you're secretly lusting after jenny
>implying everyone on /fit/ isnt lesbo
You people play the part a little too well
If ya know what I mean
>>36601445
>these bunch of WHITE MALES are being PROBLEMATIC
fuck off fag i hope you're sad
>tfw a 10/10 hit on me at the gym and I enjoyed it
>he's a pretty shy guy, but I like him
>but tfw he has a small dick and I gotta say no
On to the next one -_-
>coworker has girlfriend
>tries bring a perv and hitting on me
>other coworker tells me he's cheated on his girlfriends before
>neither of them are even good looking
How do you find men that aren't trash, /fit/?
>>36601445
Ewww white knights are gross!!! chad he is trying to talk to me get rid of him
>>36601374
haha me too sometimes I do two bottles. It's ok, helps me deal with things sometimes. Pizza, tacos and wine are all I need (maybe wine a little more than tacos and pizza though :P) It's good for you, right? haha My friends always give me shit because I drive home after drinking with them but I live like LITERALLY two miles away. Anyway, haven't gotten caught yet and my friends usually call me an uber if I can't walk to my car. My boss gives me shit for being late to work sometimes but he's a male chauvinist pig so honestly I could care less. Anyway, time for another bottle! hahaha
>>36601456
Kek, I'm far from a sjw white knight faggot. The fucking jews lied about the Holocaust.
Still, shit leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Feminism goes too far, but women are still people. We're all different in many ways, but gender isn't the defining factor of a personality. Vag haters are as bad as vag worshippers.
>>36601480
You go girl!! we want to work out but not be skinny gross anorexic bitches gonna drink some more wine to reward myself after running a mile
>>36601480
haha it helps you live longer though right? lol
>>36601495
>satire infuriates me
>>36601445
Its also a common side effect of graduating high school
>>36601479
>>36601476
You same faggot whine all day about
>tfw no gf
But you act like women are some foreign fucking species. Do you like it when someone characterizes you as a dumb meathead or some weak DYEL? Fucking grow up. You are the reason that the SJW fags exist.
>>36601513
Nah, college was my peak years of vag hating. Had to get laid more often to grow out of it.
>>36601515
you're a girl aren't you?
you go girl! i had to put this guy in his place the other day for hitting me on lol he was such a creep
>>36601515
Fedoras will never be effay or cute anon, and i refuse to go out and drink coffee with you creep
>>36601506
Satire, my ass. It's not witty to stereotype women as a whole as jealous, greedy whores.
>>36601515
breh i'm female and consider myself a feminist and this thread has me crackin up, slow your roll
>>36601543
maybe another board would be more your speed. have you tried the origami or cooking board? our memes seem a little too intense for you
also stop derailing the thread it's funny
>>36601515
>You same faggot whine all day about
>>tfw no gf
>But you act like women are some foreign fucking species. Do you like it when someone characterizes you as a dumb meathead or some weak DYEL? >Fucking grow up. You are the reason that the SJW fags exist
Guys are so crazy and dumb lol amirite
Ladies, do you period squat with a tampon, pad, or both?
What a mess, lol!!
>>36601601
Yeah i know i cant believe my bf doesnt like shopping :/ so crazy right ???
>>36601583
I'd love to throw some arguments at you, but I'm going to respond with memes
Tfw inundated by more dick than I could process in a thousand lifetimes
Why can't a qt3.14 neetfag swipe right for me on tindr? I'm sick of all these meatheads lol
I'm 20 and I've only fucked 21 guys does that make me a slut?
>>36601640
i've been with 30 lol but i tell everyone 3
Heyyy girls!! Where my BITCHES AT!! LOL
Anyway, I got a bit of a problem; like most of you I love going on super wild and crazy adventures and sometimes that means just putting on my sexiest fabletics (<3 <3 <3 Kate Hudson) and hiking to the top of a mountain with my bitches (dogs lol). Anyway, I know it's normal to sweat but does anybody else get really sweaty cunts? I mean, my cunt is just DRENCHED in sweat and I'm only halfway to the summit. It's gotten so bad that my friends have nicknamed me "Sweaty Sally With the Geyser By Her Gooch". They shorten it to Sweaty Sally even though my name is Lesley.
I just want to make this problem go away because I love going on hikes and checking out the hot guys I mean beautiful vistas ;)
Annyway, let me know any tips you guys may have for sweaty cunts.
pic related its me
>>36601640
Gurl I go thru that every night, and I still don't consider myself a slut.
But yes, you're a slut.
>>36601253
Lol, omg, I ate like 2 pieces of celery with peanut butter and 3 boxes of mac and cheese.
IIFYM!!!
>not doing at least an hour on the elliptical
>achieving thighgap mode
Pick one
>1 SCOOP CMON
so im fucking this guy whos hot but he doesnt have much money
so I started "dating" this guy on the side who buys me shit, lol.
My boyfriend is out of town for the weekend and he left me the keys to his apartment. I'm going on Tinder to look for a hookup tomorrow night. I'm going to get the shit fucked out of me, and it's going to be at his place and on his bed.
If dubs I hook up with a black guy
>>36601720
you know you were gonna do it anyway lol
>>36601720
rolling! good luck girl :)
>>36601720
>dicks or gtfo
>>36601458
how do you find out he has a small dick? omgg what a shame
>>36601731
I know. I just don't like him anymore. He's good looking, smart, and nice. He's going places, but he just doesn't get me going. Does anybody know that feel?
>>36601745
yeah something about black guys just turn me on
makes me feel bad lol
>>36601253
well I guess because this is /fit/..
my thighs have always kind of annoyed me, they're too large and I've been trying to lose weight on them for awhile.
anyone know of a full proof plan to loose thigh weight fast - to the point where I would even have a thigh gap?
>>36601372
What is this? A picture for elves?
>>36601749
I've always heard that they have bigger dicks, but I've never seen it for myself. Now is the time!
Okay I knowww I should be posting this in a CBT BUT I just have to post how I look right now to give you ladies some inspiration! If I can do it you can do it!
>>36601283
Always Jonathan honey
>>36601753
Just hop on a treadmill for 1+ hours every day. But remember to carb load with a healthy bagel before so you don't pass out haha
>>36601765
Actually I don't like how this looks, let me post another, different one :P
>tfw pregnant
>>36601740
couldn't see an outline in his compression shorts :(
This is now a spiderwoman thread
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Alright ladies, do I have a story for you.
So I've just came back from the gym and there was this roided out bulldyke whose clit hangs lower than her walls harassing the girls changing in the locker room, asking them if they can smell her menstruation. When I went into the showers I noticed her following me in, taking the shower stall next to me, proudly sporting her enlarged clit and toned body. I was obviously put off by this, so I tried to change stalls when she suddenly grabbed me and said "Hey there sweetie, I've seen you around the gym for quite some times now. You've got a nice ass on you, how about I fuck you brains out?"
She got a firm grasp on my ass cheeks before I could react. I'm no lesbo but I was so shocked that I just let her do whatever she wanted. She turned me around and made me put my hands on the walls of the showers; one of her hand firmly held my hips while the fingers of the other rubbed my clit (desu it got hard but I'm not a lesbo). She then started nibbling on my neck and stuck a finger in me; she attacked my G spot until I came like a common street whore.
She then "helped me washed myself" several times afterwards, rubbing my tits and ass crack all over. I could barely squeeze out a "n-no lesbo" before my legs gave out from the umpteenth orgasm she gave me. After we finished up she gave me a wink and said "see you tomorrow, sweetcheeks" and I blushed like a little schoolboy.
What the fuck /fit/ am I a lesbo after all? I can't get her out of my head.
I cant even tell who the fake women are in the thread.
Masturbating to transexuals does not make me a lesbian, i only care about their masculine features, i mean i only feel atracted to masculine vaginas xP
>>36601753
I used to be just like you until I started doing yoga and - OMG - it changed my life. and the instructor is super hot too. he's like french or something. i don't wear my wedding ring when i go ;) shhh don't tell my husband
>>36601662
got a chuckle out of me mate
>READ THE FUCKING COSMO
this thread is fucking gold~
xD
>not eating your period for gainz
>>36601789
Ultra or gtfo
haha this is so funny!!! lol
this is now a high test thread
I need some on point vegan recipes guys xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Maleanon here, how do I get big muscles without getting fat?
>>36602207
Post dick or GTFO attentionchad
>>36602255
Haha I would but this is a blue board, besides I don't want attention I just want you ladies to give me some advice and attention to my muscles.
>>36601994
ugh StacyTrip !!1haVeH3paTITis is on her period again
All the weight loss advice in this thread is stupid. If you wanna be skinny all you have to do is go to the sauna everyday because you lose fat through sweating. I know because whenever I see fit people they're always sweaty
>>36601283
Both duh, date peter so he buys you stuff but cheat on him :) xx
>tfw cheated on bf with Tyrone
>tfw pregnant
>tfw I don't know who the father is
Will working out cause a miscarriage?
>>36602532
lol, just tell ur bf to man up and take responsibility by marrying you, you don't need to keep working out! >:P
>>36602034
high estro?
>>36602532
If he's worth keeping he will understand. No point being with someone who doesn't accept you for who you are.
>>36601793
its not lez if the clits didn't touch
Men are so gross. Today I wore the tightest yoga pants I have and went to the gym doing squats and GUESS WHAT! All the men were looking at me!! Ugh I can't deal with people sometimes ughhhhhhhh
anyway have to go girls, this retarded nerd keeps asking to take me out to dinner so I guess instead of letting him down easy I'll string him along and milk him for all he's worth before I drop kick his ego and self worth to the outter limits of space by telling him he's ugly (after he buys me things lol)
Love you bitches!! :):)
>>36602832
Lel literally me!! Protip: don't even let him TRY to drop less than $50 on dinner - that's basically him trying to assert his dominance - men and their bro logic...
Don't forget to order that Caesar salad with extra dressing gurl. We are all gonna make it
>this entire thread
Sooo I saw this girl doing squats at the gym, doesn't she know that lifting weights will make her muscly like a man?! What a dumb slut, am I right ladies? I mean like, doesn't she know that pilates and treadmill will give you like, the perfect body??
Anyways I saw this hot guy down at starbucks today, he was skinny like a rock star, had tatts and a beard. Sooooo dreamy, I'm gonna get his number and fuck his brains out!
>>36601444
trips of truth
I'm a woman and I fucking love to fuck the bad guys, rather than the nice guys who actually care about me and treat me like a princess.
I just put fucking nice guys into the friendzone, even though they're redpilled and know how to treat a maiden with respect, unlike Chad who treats me like shit and I fucking date him anyway.
>>36603578
>tfw he spreads his ass and pegoo
>>36601792
under rated post
like most of us in this thread
>>36601765
>>36601778
Vodka and cum do NOT count as a protein shake silly bitch.
>this thread
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY IS THIS A THING? WHY ARE WOMEN SUCH FUCKING WHORES WHO NEVER FUCKING SHOW ANY SIGNS OF CARE OR LOYALTY?! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36601793
This post is either
A) fake and got me hard
Or
B) a raped admission and got me hard
>>36601872
ITT: male neuroses.
>>36601283
Imagine having it that darn easy. Oppression my ass.
>>36604666
>implying I wouldn't pick chad over caring guy friend
>implying i'm not a bad bitch
I'll knock your tits out you menstrual waste
I just want to tone up.
Any recomended exercises that wont make me too bulky?
>>36604733
HANNAH
hey theres this guy who seems cool and is hot and all but he seems to be interested in me? do i just blow him off now hes expressed his interest?
its such a turn off LOL
>>36604819
Tell him to go out with you for a drink. If he doesn't buy you a drink head to bathroom and then sneak out of the bar. You don't need some beta that can't support you.
>>36602207
Omg me too! Girls how do I tone for summer in 5 days without diet neither exercise? Just fat loss magic teas, pls
>>36604924
Eat negative calorie food only, honey. Asparagus, celery, oranges.
>>36601372
>drinking wine
Hope you're happy with that potbelly and armfat you lazy whore. I only drink green tee and smoothies to get that sweet karma from krishna.
You probably don't even do yoga
So are we pretending to act like vapid girls here?
>>36605138
We're pretending to be sheltered virgins pretending to be vapid girls
What's up, gals? Alpha male here.
Ask me anything.
>>36601253
> tfw no bf
How is this any different from normal /fit/?
>>36605181
that's the joke
>>36601465
>men
>not trash
kek, that's only Chad
>>36601662
>Sweaty Sally With the Geyser By Her Gooch
fucking kek
>>36604733
Lots of ice cream and Reese's girl!!
>>36601264
top kek
>>36601264
Right?
>>36605143
>pretending to be sheltered virgins
>>36608550
haha yeah pretending
good one
>>36601283
go with peter and bang jonathan every other day like true empowered woman
>>36601445
Should I have lots of sex while im pregnant?
>>36601495
Go back to plebbit Jesus Christ
>>36608142
>hungry
>just finished cooking
>see this
Saved pic for next time I need to cut, thank you senpai
>>36601253
>21
>haven't lost vaginal virginity yet because last bf kept choosing to fuck me in the ass
>religious bs excuse
>hookup last night
>guy insists on anal
>go home
Are their excercises you can do to make pussy more appealing?
Pls no bully
Haiiii girls, is there any way to keep my boobs while i lose weight and get toned?
>>36608793
Implants, dyke
>>36608793
implants, duh
>>36601564
no, I think he's right. There's more than one stereotype that's funny and works. I swear most of /fit/ has never even seen a real woman.
The vindictive, spiteful ones are so few and far between. The main weakness in women is a lack of focus or drive
>>36608812
>The main weakness in women is a lack of focus or drive
Id honestly add a lack of sex drive to that list
getting a girl to fuck is hard as nails
>not derailing thread
>>36601749
>>36601745
>>36601762
You guys are everything that is wrong with my beautiful Western civilization, you fucking closeted faggots.
>>36608825
>getting a girl to fuck is hard as nails
>t. womanlet
>>36604630
>hurrdurr I'm a mascanon
Nobody gives a fuck about your gender on an anonymous Malaysian sanitary towel review forum
DICKS OR GTFO
hey everyone!!
so my trainer is trying to get me to lift weights but like ew I really don't want to get gross and muscley, how often do ya'll do cardio?
He also told me to eat better but like I explained to him im already gluten free most of the time so like what else does he want from me?!
>>36608900
>He also told me to eat better but like I explained to him im already gluten free most of the time so like what else does he want from me?!
Do you eat vegan? you should eat vegan
>>36608914
Where can I buy that? Does it come in a pack or...?
>>36608914
does vegan have gluten in it?
>>36608914
Get out of my thread you green scumbag
>>36601253
What are some good programs to target fat loss for tummy and cellulite, I don't wanna get too bulky though.
>>36608802
>>36608811
My bf won't pay for them, should i get a sugar daddy?
pic related haha
sooooo I need help getting this really cute guy at the gym to talk to me
I don't talk to him, I try and never make eye contact, I never smile at him, but one time I noticed he was looking at me and I touched my hair slightly!
so I mean I sent him a huge signal, is this dumb guy going to figure it out and come talk to me??
>>36601264
Lel
>>36601778
Admiring! Statistics??
>>36608981
wont or cant?
dump his scrubby ass, find a new one
>>36608982
Men are either violent and annoyingly loud or chubby autist shut ins.
Embrace the values of this board and pursue women.
Ladies I need some help
>last year met up with a foreign guy on tinder
>fucked like rabbits for 3 days before he left
>tried to make him commit but he refused
>says he doesnt like long distance relationship
>eventually gave up and got engaged with the nice guy whos been in love with me for 5 years
>out of curiosity ask foreign guy how he's been
>mfw when he says he's coming back to my country for vacation next month
>dont know what to do???
>love my husband but he doesnt satisfy me in bed, only with his wallet
>out of desperation sent nudes to foreign guy
>didnt know what to do
>it's not cheating if he doesnt know it happened, right??
True story, losing my cucking-virginity in a couple of weeks flimfams.
>>36601253
Hey /fit/, so im seeing this guy right now and he seems really nice and he wants a relationship like i do, but i think i'll just lead him on for a few months until he thinks i actually like him. Then ill drop him and get fingerbanged by some drunk fat guy at a party and spend all my time wondering why he wont love me. Its so fun to mess with peoples feelings :^)
>>36609003
You know, now that I think of it, he only makes 100k/yr.
I deserve better
>>36609062
i dunno girl, 100k sounds like alot but you have needs and if he cant fulfill em why be with him?
its not your fault if he is cheap
>>36609044
Do it honey, your husband should be lucky you even let him have sex with you <3. Girl power!
I
LOVE
DICKS
>>36609176
Nancy you whore <3.
>>36609176
no honey, we call them chads
You know chad? that dreamy guy with those wonderful eyes
Sure he might not have a job and he might hit you sometimes but damn is he dreamy
>>36608142
DELETE THIS
>>36609122
You're right, maybe I should hold off on the break up and conveniently skip the pill a few days. Get titty gains, I can finally join mommy yoga and he will have to wife me up which means I'll get my boob job anyways. Just have to deny him sex and say its cause having his kid made my tits ugly.
This is too good, thanks sweetheart <3
>>36609219
If youre married make sure he doesnt have a prenup
Wont matter much but it makes your claim easier
>I like guys with abs
>>36602034
why is it yellow
>>36609241
DFA>Pig disgusting 6 pack tbqh fampai
>>36609261
You really wanna know? cuz i dont think you do
>>36608142
That's a nice looking vagina though.
>>36609348
Yeah.
>Tfw all of your friends are shorter than you
Chicklets, when will you learn? Talk to me when you're 5'6" master race like me.
This is so embarrassing but I just turned 18 and... I'm still a virgin. I know, it's fucked.
Thing is, I have this really awesome best friend who would definitely be willing to have sex with me. He's always saying any guy would be lucky to have me and telling me I'm beautiful, he's such a good friend. And I know he would be really caring and understanding about me being a virgin.
BUT one time this guy in my class called Chad looked at me and winked, and oh-my-fucking-god guys he's so hot... I think he even has abs. I've heard he is really mean to girls and 'cums' on their faces without asking them (whatever that means).
What should I do girls? Should I talk to my sweet best friend or should I try and get with Chad at a party this weekend?
>>36609786
Your friend sounds like a creep, ew
>>36609786
Maybe you should stop pretending to be a girl online, and realise that girls don't want to fuck you because you're an ugly creep, not because Chad is a bad guy
>>36609839
damn
>>36609786
>and 'cums' on their faces without asking them (whatever that means)
>18 years old
>doesn't know what this means
Are you fuckers even trying?
>>36608142
females are so gross uhh
>>36609862
They don't call me _____ "the bitch" _____ for nothing
>>36609878
>he wouldn't fuck the girl while her uterus squirts blood
literal faget
> at the gym today
> post 40 min cardio session on the elliptical
> stretching out my hamstrings
> notice ugly short muscly guys staring at my butt through my yoga pants
ugh men are such creeps. I'm considering wearing trackpants or some other loose, non-transparent clothing. some guys just don't know how to take a hint.
how are you all Anonymous?
So Jeanne told me, that Jenny told her that Sarah was talking about how she was going to fuck Billy, but he told her that he was voting for trump and she told him that she was all for Bernie, even though all her schooling is paid off already because her dad is like well deep in the illuminati, or so she says, and has like a real good job at IBM even though he won't buy her any apple products because he doesn't believe in technology
She is TOTALLY talking behind my back. Bitch
>>36609839
ahahahaha
oh man, funniest shit ever
>I caught a short bald man staring at my breasts today. I was like "hellooooo! my face is up HERE!!". I swear to God men are such classless perverts.
>also: I caught Chad starring at my butt today at the gym :^) I know he has a girlfriend, but I WANT him and will make him mine
i think some of you are actually bitter against women, not everyone of course, some of you are just fucking around but damn this feels like /r9k/
>>36601253
>let's pretend were grills
>three STILL tdw no bf
Huh
>>36610117
>some
Do you even know where you are?
>>36601543
All the jokes are making fun of fit by putting females in our shoes mate
>>36609839
I-is this part of the roleplay senpai?
>>36601543
dont' ever reply to me or my husbands daughter ever again
>redpill pls go
>>36610117
>i think some of you are actually bitter against women
Ill take my part of the blame on that one
My experience with women made me bitter, them living life on easy mode and drowning in everything i ever wanted doesnt really help either
This is just for fun though
Rate me pls! It's not a good pic, I know, but I think I'm at least a 6 here.
>>36602034
Is... is that Mountain Dew?
>>36601872
Underrated post
>>36602207
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>36603578
This is starting to get toooo ironic
>>36610260
Jej
>>36601872
Gold
I wonder if anyone in this thread has ever actually put his penis in a vagina
haha girls forgot my sports bra before getting on the elliptical lol
hope they dont start sagging :)
>>36609899
SAVAGE
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>>36609348
*vulva
Guy here. (Inb4 balls or gtfo) but I was wondering what lift can I do to get girls to notice me in the gym the most. Would pendlay rows with my ass out really far be a good one. Or what if I did weighted dips and grunted really loudly each time. Plz help. There's this Stacey at my gym and I want her to taste my seed.
>>36610935
>peggy hardy
Oh I will, boyo >:3
>>36610545
U mirin'?
>>36610337
>no hips
>boulder shoulders
>biceps
You look like shit, lesbo. DYEY?
>>36601253
>be me
>doing squats naked because home gym masterrace
>white fluid appear from my vagina
>mfw dog clean it
>mfw he was stealing mah gainz
>anyways, i ended up some guy's gf w/o a condom
>>36609261
IT'S FUCKIN DEEW SISTA
>>36611167
Here's a bit of a better picture. I'm so ugly lol be gentle.
>>36601253
lel this thread still up? nice
>>36610545
you like fitness? because Im gonna fitness dick into you
>>36611920
P-please be in London
> nolesbo
Lol here comes Monday back to reality wish it could always be the weekend
>>36601445
This 2 b honest fammm
Not even bad, but the amount of bitterness ITT is kinda pathetic
