>"You eat HOW many proteins a day?!"
>>36463432
Shut the FUCK up, cunt, I'm not your typical sit-on-the-couch cuck getting obese and diseased, I fucking LIFT and I am a fucking GOD so get the FUCK out of my way you skinny androgenous little bitch! I bet you graduated at the bottom of your class and barely got through your residency without washing out of the program! You're a munitions-grade HMO fuckstain at best, YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!
YOU
ARE
FIRED!!!
>proceeds to find REAL doctor with Sports Medicine background that actually fucking KNOWS something
three preoteins
>>36463432
8 SHAKES WITH 4 SCOOPS, 2 SCOOPS IN EACH SCOOP, EVERY DAY
Three preoteins
>Our security cameras saw you pick up your faecas from the toielt. You then ate them screaming out "muh gainz"
>Care to explain?
>>36463616
>'security' cameras in the goddamned TOILET
George Orwell is clawing his way out of his grave to tell us I WAS RIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!
I read that in a chinese accent.
>YU EET OW MANY PRO-TEENS A DAY?
>>36463571
>>36463587
only answer
He told you to drink HOW much milk a day?
You deadlift using mainly WHAT part of your body?
>>36463832
I overhead deadlift, so shoulders.
You've been drinking HOW much jizz?
>>36463832
i dont deadlift at all because im not retarded
So you take all your fitness advice from an obese redneck?
No? Good.
THE OTHER GUY YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM DIED AT 23?
CREATINE?
>>36463579
BET MY BLOODWORK CAME BACK NEGATIVE FOR HUMANITY CMON
NOFap? Semen retention?
>you eat HOW many eggs a day? Oh, that's less than me actually, Hey how's you mom been?
That's what your farts ALWAYS smell like?
You took advice from an anime image board
>>36463497
>tfw she graduated top of her class in medical school
>tfw she has over 300 confirmed surgical operations
>tfw she can wipe your illness off the face of the planet with the efficiency the likes of which has never been seen before
>tfw as we speak she is contacting her global network of doctors and nurses
>tfw you're fucking alive kiddo
>>36464920
kekekek
>>36464907
god damn it
>>36463432
>20 eggs a day?? A GALLON of milk a day?? 4 scoopz of WHAT?
![angry-doctor-explaining-something-37801947[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B7BQrZX.jpg "angry-doctor-explaining-something-37801947[1].jpg")
>What the hell is a deadlift?
>YOU DO THAT WITH HOW MUCH WEIGHT?
![angry-doctor-closeup-portrait-rude-frustrated-upset-overwhelmed-senior-mad-old-health-care-professional-screaming-nurse-38851576[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2xL8Sb4.jpg "angry-doctor-closeup-portrait-rude-frustrated-upset-overwhelmed-senior-mad-old-health-care-professional-screaming-nurse-38851576[1].jpg")
You support that much weight with your SPINE??!?
>>36463860
Fucking kek
>"you were "killin bi's" today? Were you actually murdering bisexuals? I think we need to contact the local police department"
>>36464920
Lol
>>36463874
Sick zyzz ref
>You...voluntarily put yourself into ketosis? >Unless you are an epileptic child I would strongly recommend against this...
>So...tell me again what a standing french press is?
>It's confirmed, you are lifting "bitch weight"
>>36465147
>Wait.. you think being attracted traps doesn't make you a homo?
