http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/deadly-dnp-diet-pills-warning-interpol-issues-global-alert-over-imminent-threat-posed-by-slimming-drug-10225065.html
>8 pills
>>32269548
In other news, the international drug distributor known as "The Yellow Robot" was arrested in his mansion in the Austrian Alps.
Investigative teems had been alerted by a three kilometer area around the clandestine laboratory where the snow had turned yellow.
"The Yellow Robot" was described as being "of strong build, with muscles plainly visible below his skin due to an absence of fat."
One officer commented that he looked like a massive piece of jerky that had been painted yellow.
The accused made only one comment before being detained.
> I'M FUCKING SHREDDED NIGGERS
>>32271313
That was beautiful
>>32271313
TOP KEK
>>32271313
This is the first time ive actually laughed in real life over something posted on 4chins.
>>32271313
Seems legit.
>>32271313
Nice.
Someone make this snow yellow.
>>32271313
This makes me Lel like dnp makes my cum yellow.
> real pic
>>32271608
what the fuck? how does a grill react when she sees that?
>>32269548
>stupid person overdoses on substance
>people laugh at stupidity of said person
>people agree that stupid person had it coming
>people agree that one should stay away from dangerous substances
>stupid person happens to be female
>ALERT THE PRESIDENT
>INTERPOL PLS HELP
>TRIGGERED
>GIRL IS A VICTIM OF:
>the DNP cartel
>muh beauty standards
>patriarchy
fucking girls ruining everything.
DNP is even more dangerous for women, why was she taking it in the first place?
>mfw dad saw this article and asked me if i was using diet pills since i've been losing a lot weight recently
>>32271644
I quickly throw it away.
The idea is that they don't see it.
Otherwise you just claim that the latex "makes it look yellow."
One chick blew me once and swallowed.
Said she'd never tasted cum that bad.
> she lost 5 lbs over the next two weeks before she decided to not let me finish in her mouth.
Not even joking, but it was likely due to me constantly making fun of fat girls
(she stopped eating so much ice cream and now joins my dog bro and I for our walks.)
Fat shaming works, especially if it's indirect.
>>32271313
Hey busted nut guy - you got those texts to your wife where you said the one fattie was Japanese whaler bait?
>>32271721
lol.
That pic looks like on of those haribo fried eggs
>8 pills
I guess she really didn't enjoy being alive.
>>32271608
You should work in a restaurant, fucking egg yolk on demand.
>>32271701
sounds like he's looking out for his son
>>32271825
>tfw she left humanity behind
>>32271721
This one?
>>32271926
I enjoy his shitpostings.
>>32271571
Bizness is good, mang
>>32272255
Ahahaha, you're my hero.
This is a great thread, even if it's slow as fuck.
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
This is such a wonderful place.
>>32269548
Does this mean we should stock up? I think there may be a crack down. UK guys are fucked. Thankfully I'm in a country where customs officials are usually sleeping on the job.
>>32272255
double dubs speak the truth: YB is living this large
>>32272255
maximum kek
>>32271313
I would cry if he got caught.
He made me un-fat.
>>32271313
/fit/ gold
Yellow, yellow gold
>>32269548
White women being stupid confirmed for why we can't have nice thing. You know your group is privileged when when you make a personal choice and fuck up, we have to change the law. Why must society cater to the lowest common denominator when it involves white women?
Also did when anyone else read "Drug causes you to burn up from the inside" made you think of Iron Man 3.
>>32273814
Young white women are probably the most sort after objects on the planet dude. It's not suprising this reaction happend. If it had been a minority or male no one would have said shit. Wouldn't even be a headline. But damn does everyone love that young white pussy.
>>32273814
Yeah same kek
>>32271313
screencap plz
>>32276101
>>32271313
I agree.
Cap this, I'm on my phone.
>>32273042
Holy fuck I miss my cat. I have been on sea deployment for the past 3 years and that little bastard is with my sister. Only 2 more years until I get to be on shore for 3 years before a 6 year deployment.
>>32278079
Submarine or target?
Nuclear master-race?
>>32271313
>>32271313
>>32271313
SOMEONE SCREEN CAP
>>32272255
Kek