Gym mirin stories
>be at the gym last night
>qt in her late 30's on all fours stretching
>then lies on the floor with her legs up the wall and does the splits
>[sweating intensifies]
Also some aryan master race guy with the greatest torso pyramid I've ever seen
>be me at gym about 9 pm
>see this 6'3 swol looking brown guy working out
> strike up a friendly conversation with him in between sets
>had the heaviest indian accent I've heard in my life
> tells me that he plays rugby and does "indian wrestling"
>apparently it's like russian wrestling except the circle is a little bigger
>we part and go our own ways
>he smelled/looked clean
You lied to me /fit/ pajeets can make it
u do realize mirin threads are stories when others mire u.
Not for you to be a fucking queer about your fellow homos at the gym.
1/10 made me reply, saged.
>>35622206
lol
>>35622283
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>be me, decent shape and nice clothes
>semester just starts
>walk into art class
>sit down and wait for professor to get there
>notice all girls mirin and literally all seated near me
>later on go to gym
>girl I met in class actually goes to my gym. seen her before but now we know eachother
>touches my bicep
>we exchange numbers
>date tomorrow
Going to fuck this girl tomorrow brehs. Pic related, that's me rn.
>back in the gym after a 3 month hiatus
>work up to 185 skwat
>See a guy doing leg press with at least 10 pl8s
Of course I felt superior to this fag on a machine
>He comes over to the squat rack next to me
>1st set 1pl8, next set 2 pl8, then 2.5pl8 and so on
I got shitted on, but was mirin
>>35622332
>patting itself on the back for 185 squat
probably squatted while wearing ur fedora, you supreme gentleman you.
>at a WSC one night
>see this short chick with glasses doing exercices
>has on a white sports bra
>as she's exercising, her nips become slightly visible
I guess someone told her, because she put on a tanktop over the sports bra a few minutes later, but hot damn.
>>35622327
I start my sem of college next week, send me some of that sweet luck anon.
I dont want to be alone anymore.
>>35622383
she was probably just put off by how hard you were staring
>a few minutes later
gee i wonder
>>35622417
good luck to you family. Once you realize most people don't workout, have shitty posture and have zero fucking clue about fashion you're ahead of the game
>>35622327
my nigga
>>35622206
> go drop off sister at her home
> her husband greens me and makes small talk
> asks me if I lift cause I'm a big guy compared to him
> he feels my arm and shoulder
> tells me he needs to start going but can't cause just had a kid
> mirin
>>35622466
you need to cuck him bro, doesn't matter if she's ur sis just fuck her for the cuck of it
>>35622495
This guy knows
Get it son!
>>35622495
Kekk.
>>35622436
>tfw you've been lifting for 7 months but still look DYEL
>>35622901
You should have never let it get that bad. Obviously something isn't working in your diet or your workout routine. Are you not seeing results at all or what is it?
>>35622921
Nah, I look 100x better than where I started but DYEL by /fit/ standards to be more specific, the next few months I want to get to bottom of healthy BMI then start bulking.
>>35622948
okay uhh..
