Why are most Australian guys jacked?
AND quality shitposters as well, I'm jealous.
>>37959557
not really
who told ya that, cunt?
/VIC/uck checking in
>>37959557
nothing else to do here
>>37959557
every cunt i know that isn't one of my gym buddies is skinnyfat or just fat. no idea where that stereotype comes from.
>>37961139
where in vic? went on holidays to melb from qld and already miss the cold, fucking 25+ here always
places where theres more attractive people, (large shopping centres main malls) will have a large percentage of guys who lift.
Im from Brisbane and whenever I guy to westfeild chermside or queen st most people under say 35 are obvious lifters.
>>37961223
How is Brisbane for a single white guy? Might end up there for a few years.
>>37959557
Vicfag checking in.
Usually we aren't. Bunch of cardiofaggots who don't even lift. We do have an emphasis on sports in schools and shit though, so maybeghats where it stems from.
>>37961242
id say its pretty good? decent club scene if youre into it
>>37961174
it's literally under 20 right now. Fuck off FNQ farmer scum
Hoping some BIG STRONG AMERICANS will notice footy
>>37961223
this
not everyone is massive, but most guys my age go to the gym to the point where you can notice it.
>>37961242
yeah it's not bad but we are in the process of having our nightlife cucked right now.
>tfw come from the land down under
>where 6'4 and full of muscle is average
>moved to australia from ireland
>the average guy has gone from skinnyfat 5'10 to ottermode 6'0
>tfw i was 6'0 so decided to start lifting to become average
t-thanks australia
>>37962891
well you do have an accent advantage
>>37962170
its called football you retard
I dunno, I've lived around a bunch of small to medium sized cities - none of the main ones - and most guys are mad out of shape. If you're not fat or a stick insect you're probably in the top 10%. If you lift you're well within the top 1%.
I'm talking about young men btw.
>>37962895
It has helped somewhat desu
they aren't, at least not in FNQ
>>37963032
Just imagining the word "desu" with a thick Irish accent.
But yeah most Australians are fat. I see disgusting fatties everywhere. My best friend was the skinniest motherfucker growing up, now he's so fucking fat it turns my stomach.
He's 33 and refuses to fucking eat tomato. I mean fuck me right.
>>37963053
Tomato is disgusting though.
>>37962903
Clearly not an Australian.
It's footy.
>>37963068
afl is 4 fags
Canberra checking in. There's basically no one else on campus that obviously lifts, except for the other regulars at the uni gym
>>37963054
Yeah I get that some people don't like certain things. I can't stand zucchini, for instance. But there's a difference between turning down tomato and eating mcdonalds literally every day.
Moved from the Midwest, US to Sydney. I originally thought that college aged guys in the Midwest were pretty big. Not cut by any means but can definitely lift heavy weight. Also I went to a uni gym, so most of the guys I saw were young and looked like they knew what they were doing. I gotta say that after moving to Sydney, I realized it's on a completely different scale.
People here are taller in general and you could definitely tell that on avg more people lift here. I still go to a uni gym and again on avg the guys are bigger than in the uni gym back in the states. Also, people seem to know more about correct dieting and lifting technique in general.
Now, obviously not all of sydney is like that and I haven't been in Sydney for that long to be able to judge accurately. But from what I've seen so far, there's definitely a difference.
sydney grill here my dream is for a hot jacked dude to spot me squatting and rub his boner up on my ass as he does so. Apply within
>>37963081
ANU or UC?
>>37963102
ANU
Yourself?
>tfw ausGOD
definitely not even remotely true
statistically it's not far behind the US in being overweight/obese
and the average height is not any higher either, it's literally identical to the US
it's just - in case you didnt know already - /fit/ is delsional about what's average in their own country, which is why the manlet meme exists and shit
>>37963102
UC reporting in
who else /ucfit/
>>37963053
What happened to him anon?
>>37963273
aus > US in average cock size tho
>>37963324
>5.2
That still seems really fucking small, judging by all the flaccid cock that I've seen in locker rooms I'd say the average white Australian dick is about 6'' erect
>>37963273
>statistically it's not far behind the US in being overweight/obese
I think the stats are skewed. I find Aussies fall into two groups. Either fat as shit, or fit. There isn't a great deal of middle ground. I also think the oldies are skewwing the stats up, younger generations have a real focus on body image and fitness.
>>37963337
plus there's a shitload of islanders who gain fat like we're going into a famine
>>37963301
Hard to say. He never seemed to have any ambition of any kind. He was raised by a fucking batshit single mother and his sister is in a wheelchair. His other sister gtfo as soon as she could.
He worked in a shop for like 8 years or something, then he was fired. Outside of that he never expanded his interests beyond porn and vidya.
Another friend once commented that "He's happy with his life. He has all this time to pursue his interests." But it's like, interests in waifu simulators? Damn, man. Way to spend your time.
It's sad because he's still my friend and I try to encourage him to try doing stuff. Like I offered him to come to the gym like 20 minutes twice a week. And he's just like "nya i'mnotgonnadothat"
I wonder if it's that he truly lacks ambition or he truly, in his heart of hearts, feels that he doesn't deserve it.
'cause growing up wollongong is tough mate
>>37963419
what's uni of woollongong like?
i put it as one of my lower preferences for uni but knew nothing about the school at all kek
gold coast here. decent amount of fitbros around
>>37963419
I work at UOW library. See if you can spot me next time you're around
Young people on the coasts are usually fit. But older people, especially people who live inland have a high obesity rate and that brings the average up a lot.
>>37963517
>UOW alumni AND used to work in the library
How are gong posters so based?
Have you ever been to Armidale, it's cold and there isn't much to do here except go to the gym, I find myself spending more time there to save on heating.
>>37959557
People here are normally fit with a rare chance of being obese in a younger age, but normally this is a trend i saw atleast most of them once they get past a certain age they just go fuck it and they start gaining ridiculous amounts of weight
>>37963551
Hm? Confused. I'm not Alumni, I'm undergad. Sorry if I missed something in the thread.
Not even ozi but I had 2 of my mates go to griffith uni (plastics engineering and physical oceanography). Not sure how good that is.
Are there any legit IB / insurance / funds with quants in Australia ? Australia is the closest to where my family lives but finding information on Australian finance is AIDS compared to Sing/HK.
>>37963551
I live on Corrimal St. Based as fuck local.
>>37963604
gym?
>>37963612
Warehouse.
>>37963564
2350 checking in. Do you go to SportUne gym?
>>37963764
Nah anytime, i've been to sport UNE a couple of times though, it seems like a much nicer gym.
Who here UQ?
>>37963427
What you gonna study at uow?
>>37961148
Found the non-Eastern state flog
>>37963855
medicine. you have to list 6 schools, and i applied for uow as my 6th
>>37963810
Yeah its a great gym, I go everyday. Nice and cheap too with a student discount.
>>37963876
See as a non-student anytime was cheaper also as a shift worker I might theoretically need the gym out of hours which was a big drawback, though I am thinking of going once a week for the pool when it warms up a little.
>>37963853
UQ a shit
who /QUTie/ here?
feels good brahs
This is worse than reading a nofap thread. You cunts are all full of it and just trying to force your adolescent views of society as being somehow factual.
There are a wide range of body types here. I'm in the cbd in a major city all week and I see corporate fgts with their gay queefed hair and beards as well as scumbag tradies wearing their fluro tuxedos.
Many have low body fat. One or two look like they lift but this notion that aussies are jacked is a feed of shit.
>>37963896
I keep planning on going to the pool but I still haven't got around to it. Think I might start going though cos swimming is fun and great cardio.
>>37963904
I'm a QUTie, you're a QUTie, let's have sex and make QUTie kids ;)
>>37963853
Reporting in
>>37963917
>this
>>37959557
Any Swinburne faggots on here? I feel like nobody on our campus lifts.
>>37963904
Fuck off. Sandstone master race only, no QUTafe allowed
>>37963960
Econ/Commerce here, you?
>>37963860
No idea about studying medicine at uow, I did engineering. But uow is a great campus. Its a very social uni, there were heaps of parties and uni nights. The trees and grassy areas are nice as well. All my friend that went to uni in the city were jealous of how social uow was.
Btw, you can go mushroom hunting in the botanical gardens next door. ;)
>>37964044
Software Engineering lel
Don't suppose you were privileged and went to a college?
>>37964071
that's reassuring, i'm pretty keen on a social uni. especially if i get in for medicine and can use that on girls.
are there a lot of students there, or is it a decent student size for the campus?
>>37964131
Not the guy you are replying to but yeah, UOW is a medium sized uni compared to other typical Sydney universities. It's quite comfy actually, if you are in a smaller degree/program you can also get to know your lecturers quite well which is good if you are a higher achieving student and want to network.
>>37959557
>tfw I live in a relatively small country town where there are most likely no /fit/ bros
>>37964086
Nah, state school, off-campus, youth allowance scum
>>37963101
>Apply within
>>37964183
I got kicked out cause of shit grades kek
Im in the same boat now m8
>>37963335
>judging by all the flaccid cock that I've seen in locker rooms
Why are you looking?
>>37963904
QUT, 2nd year engineering
>>37964153
nice! that sounds like my sort of thing. apparently the bigger med schools have up to like 400 people in a year while some have less than half that, so it means you get the same degree with tonnes more intimacy in your lectures/labs etc
>>37964183
Lol I'm on youth allowance but I'm still in a college, got my parents paying for it kek
>>37964202
Youve never glanced at someones dick in the change rooms just because you were curious how you size up?
>>37964215
You sound like a fucking stinger
>>37962860
Underrated post
>>37964210
How bout that weightlifting club
>>37962738
how so?
>>37962636
I live in Brisbane, I also second this. Most guys over 18 and under 40 do some kind of physical activity
>>37964239
New club lockout, closing and last drink laws. Used to be 5am lockout, 6am closing (at some) and last drinks at 4:30-5. Now clubs call last drinks at 2am and shut at 3am, only the Casino serves until 5am.
>>37963054
>>37963087
i fucking hate hard foods that are soft on the inside too
the taste is so wrong for it
>>37964239
more cucked lockout laws than sydney has. this is basically it.
>lockout at 1:30 am
>almost every club must stop serving high alcohol content beverages i.e. shots at midnight (will become all clubs starting january 1st 2017 iirc)
>last drinks at 2am in most clubs; some clubs have last drinks at 3am
only the casino is exempt (wonder why).
>>37964219
No, I'm not gay.
>>37964238
Didn't really pay much attention to the clubs, didn't know they had one plus I'm not a member at the QUT gym. Always thought it was a little overpriced.
Reckon its worth it?
> injured my knee
> can't run
> can't do squats
> even doing OHP today made it hurt
B-brisbane
>>37963101
sydney fag here pls tell me you live in canterbury area
>>37964283
I mean really it's just a bunch of guys who lift together, the facebook page isn't bad for advice. I go on campus because it is almost criminally convenient, only like $15/wk
>>37964321
The convenience has definitely been pretty damn tempting for me. But I still have 2 months of membership left at my current gym which is about a 3 minute drive away. Plus it only cost me $120 for 4 months.
>>37964016
go to a real university fag
>>37964353
I bet you go to RMIT, and you're salty because your engineering programs suck.
But srrs, I'm considering trying to transfer to Monash. Except the school fucked me in first teaching period, so my GPA is horrid. I need to get a 65 percent average to transfer; with the fuckups they cause my average is a lot lower. Without that fuckup, it'd be 67.
Fuck, now I'm mad. I want out of this place.
>>37964199
Rip
6.5GPA checking in tho, just poor parents lmao
>>37964342
not bad at all. if you want to come check out the gym and the club, it's $5 entry on fridays and we're there from 4pm. just look for the guys milling around the deadlift platforms
>>37964044
Bus/commerce here
finance major?
>>37964425
Yeah my GPA is recovering, Lets jsut say I found the year of college to be quite distracting.
Continuing my video game addiction from school also fucked it.
>>37964215
wyvern BTFO
>>37964377
>implying i go to a glorified tafe
real talk though no one gives a shit what eng school you went to as long as your eng course is EA approved
>>37964473
Got me there senpai. Swinburne is basically a giant tafe at this point.
Yeah, I know that, and I'm thankful for it. It's just Swinburne is so annoying to study at it's unbelievable, and I kinda wanna transfer out of Eng and into an Arts/Science bachelor. But my atar is shit, and that makes things hard.
>>37964495
if you think eng in swinburne annoying you will hate eng at monash. all the exams are basically designed to fuck you over
most people out of big towns are ripped, because well what else do you do. but if you're in a major city/town then it's like 60%fat and 40% ripped
>>37964525
At this point, I don't even think I want to do Eng. My maths is horrible, and Eng Maths 1 is kicking my ass in some areas. I think I've gotta book some appointments with a course Councillor or something.
>>37964560
maths importance is dependent on which stream of eng your doing. civil is the least maths intensive stream of eng
>>37964610
It's probably either mechanical or mechatronics, or none. Civil doesn't really hold much appeal at all.
I'm thinking I'm gonna go on a huge change and try and do a criminology/chemistry(or bio) degree. I have a tenative plan to defer my eng course or drop out, and do single unit studies for criminology or whatever to see if I enjoy it.
Thanks for your patience anon. For some reason, I just totally lost it there. Administration has been really hard to deal with lately, and they caused me to be 3 weeks behind.
>>37964610
>>37964560
Idk about your universities but im doing Software Eng and its got less maths courses than the others
>>37964651
I have a few friends I met in orientation doing software dev. I dunno if it's for me, but I'll check it out. Thanks man.
>>37964643
sounds like the melbourne model would fit you because you can spend your bachelors year exploring what you want to do before specializing in something.
>>37964785
True, but there is absolutely no way I'd be able to get in with my marks, and my school fees would be astronomical. I think I need to spend some time pissing around taking single units of study. I think Monash offers that, so I'm gonna approach them and speak with them about it.
>>37964830
monash offers part time study where you only do 2 units a semester. how come your not on HECS?
>>37964853
That would be ideal for a while. I dunno man, I think I need to change degree and, at the risk of sounding like a faggot, "find myself".
I am on HECS, but I don't really want a HECS debt that's stupid high. Also I have friends at Monash, and live nearbye, and I think they more or less offer a lot of the same content as Melbourne.
Also, I can't really see myself studying for more than half a dozen years at most like Melbourne requires. It just...well, it isn't me. I'm not a great academic, and I really just want to find somethign I enjoy to counter that. The few times I have found something I like, I've gotten pretty high marks.
>>37964889
then just do a arts degree for a year and take as many different units as you can before specializing. just make sure you dont major in something stupid like womens study and wonder why theres no jobs. bend your desires to the nature of reality
>>37965023
My current gf, as well as 3 other friends have standing orders to murder me if I ever take women's studies as anything more than a meme minor.
But, this sounds like a plan, anon. I think I'm gonna do it. Probably major in criminology or something.
Cheers guys.
>>37963041
Townsville brother?
>>37963324
>CANADA
HAHAHAHAHA
How is the dating scene in Australia? A colleague of mine is a cute 20-something half-Asian chick and she's married to a shredded, 6'4" blonde man (both Strayan). She's not that attractive and in the States, he'd be dating extremely atteactive women. One of my friends is a 6'0" jacked australian dude, and he keeps telling me how girls here (states) are easier than Australian chicks.
Is the Australian dating scene harder to crack? Or are those guys just massive betas?
