>deadlift
>its not lifting corpses
>preacher curls
>I'm not a christian contortionist
>barbells
>they're not the things that ring at last orders in a bar
>overhead press
>I am not standing over someone's head
>PT tells me to do power cleans
>take pressure washer to the barbell to ensure it is clean
>squats
>you don't eat vag
>chest fly
>you're still on the ground
>clean&jerk
>
>>37953364
How lewd!
>calf raises
>I'm not a Shepard
>>37953339
>French press
>didn't get shot
>snatch
>don't get any
>ring dips
>no onion and no sauce
>Concentration curls
>Has ADD
>>37953421
>>French press
>>didn't get shot
you fucking got me
>overhead press
>get it anyway
>bench press
>not a machine that takes in wood and outputs benches
>>37953339
>Lat pulldown
>not pulling down a Licensed Athletic Trainer
>incline bench
>do it anyway
>>37954757
2meta
>Chin ups
>Still depressed
>>37953339
>(anything) press
>does not involve a hydraulic press
>>37954827
do you even know what the word meta means you fucking retard?
>arnold press
>tfw arnold doesnt even know you exist
>Mule Kicks
>no farm animals in gym
>>37957498
I see plenty of black people at the gym though.
>>37953339
>doing good mornings
>it's 10 at night
>pull-ups
>actually use depends
>>37957345
Do you?
>>37953339
This thread is gold guys
>>37953421
>French press
>didn't get shot
