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>>37949936 (you)
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Yep just be born with a 10/10 face, lift weights, be under the age of 26 and you too can be beautiful!
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>>37949936
huh makes you think
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>>37949936
Never found her attactive personally.

But then I have full blown yellow fever I can even look at white girls anymore without being sick.

I caught it at 24 years of age, I had no history of weeabooism or kpop fandomism. Yellow fever can batch you at any time, from anywhere. Be vigilant.
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MM was a B grade whore who never looked good after age 25
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Where does this bullshit come from?

You know what her measurements were? 37-23-36

DO YOU KNOW HOW SMALL A 23" WAIST IS

She had huge tits and ass, that's the only thing fat girls can relate to here
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>>37949957
Tfw hit with it at 21 year old
How i use to hate asians now thts all i go for especially if thy have short hair
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>>37949957
>look at white girls anymore without being sick.
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>>37949936

Jesus. When was this pic taken? She had really let herself go by then.
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>>37949936
>>37949957
I don't find her all that attractive either, and I like white girls just fine. I'm not saying she's ugly or that I wouldn't absolutely bang, but she's not even top 20% of girls for me. I'd give her a 7. Which is still good, but considering she has a 9/10 face, her body is pretty fucking disappointing.
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>>37949936
Hepburn>>>>Monroe
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>>37950010
True that
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>>37949997
That was 1951, actually, right when she started making a name for herself. It's just a really unflattering picture, which was chosen on purpose to hammer home the point. This is a picture from the same exact shoot, probably taken no more than a couple minutes between each other
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>>37950109
this looks shit too
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>>37949936
but how do you explain the popularity of Twiggy, like, 15 years later?
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>>37950127
It's still a better picture than the one in the OP. Her tits aren't fighting gravity as much as the first pic, and her spine is given a bit more normal position which causes less of a protruding gut. Not to mention there's an extra filter on OP pic which only accentuates the more negative points
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>>37949936
That's nice, OP. However: If some woman weighs more than I do (and I'm 6'4" and currently 202lbs) and is shorter than I am, then she can't realistically expect me to find her attractive, and attempting to bully me into changing my hardwired preferences not only isn't going to work, it's going to seriously annoy me. So, to be blunt and a bit crass about it, if fatties want to be wanted, they need to get the fork out of their mouths and their bodyfat down to a realistically healthy threshold. Period. Not negotiable!
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>>37950186

MM actually weighed 118 lbs at 5'-5". She was skinny. No idea where the fat cow illusion comes from
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>>37950201
>No idea where the fat cow illusion comes from
It comes from fat cows.
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>>37950201
>118
>5'5"
>skinny
are you a chubby chaser, by any chance? or just an idiot who calls women who are overweight skinny because you lack perception?
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>>37950225

>bmi 19.6
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>>37950201
It's because she lived in a time before modern photo editing where pretty much all imperfection hiding had to be performed on location (either with make up or lighting), so noticing imperfections was fairly simple.

Nowadays, any idiot with a free weekend can learn photoshop and edit damn near anything to hide or alter appearances to ridiculous degrees.

>pic related
Left is a photo about to be published in a magazine. Right is the same photo edited by the model and posted to social media.
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>>37950261
>trust bmi numbers over your own eyes
lovin' every laugh
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>>37950269
>not understanding what constitutes chubby
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>>37950291
>being American
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>>37950269

You a chubby girl whose trying to maintain that she's chubby or what...?
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>>37950291
>a woman who isn't visible overweight isn't overweight because I quoted a bmi number
epic. enjoy your lack of perception

>>37950298
>that one guy who butts into the middle of a conversation without reading it and ends up looking like a retard
yikes
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>>37949957
That's fucking scary, brehs. I hate looking at Asians now, but is this what awaits me?
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>>37950305
who IS visibly overweight*
>inb4 100 replies of nonsense because of a typo
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>>37950312
It can happen to you at any time.
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>>37950305

Kind of sounds like it cause you're all anti-BMI like most fat girls. What do you consider skinny if not someone with a 22" waist and large boobs/butt?
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>>37950317
>>37950305
>overweight
>over a weight
>over a weight range
>over a weight range for their height
>bmi
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>>37950326
still not reading the convo, huh? what's with you retard using numbers and words to determine what's overweight over what can be seen with your own eyes?
>22" waist large boobs/butt
first off none of that means a damn thing if she's still visibly fat. second, your numbers are wrong and large boobs/butt is pointless when we have photos. why bother posting such lazy nonsense?
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Fat girls on suicide watch
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>>37950374
you don't need bmi to tell you when someone is carrying excess weight, and you most CERTAINLY should not use bmi numbers over your own powers of perception. you're actually going to sit here and call a woman with a beer gut and thunder thighs "skinny" because of a number you got online instead of opening your eyes to the fat girl in front of you. hilarious
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>What who cares if I look fat this number scientifically proves I'm not fat!
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>>37950375

I did and you still sound like an insecure chubby girl.

Here's a more flattering one for you since you don't know how to google and had to base your entire opinion on OP's chubby girl fandom picture.
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>>37950412
You're not saying anything of substance with your posts and I'm well aware she's fat I didn't need a second angle
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>>37950393
>>37950395
>>37950426

fat logic b8
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Shes no where near the hottest girl ever reminder to everyone bitch killed herself top lel
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>>37950444
>t. roastie
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>>37950579
idiot
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>>37950675
Yeah, you're mad, roastie.
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>>37949936
yeah and marilyn abused the hell out of barbs, should all aspiring women do that too?
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>>37950698

yeah why else would you love a woman unless they were gorgeous? They die earlier because of it who cares you get a younger one. what the fuck is wrong with you retard
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>>37950261
> bmi
> using a meme metric for attractiveness

If you're looking at a woman's body the only four numbers that matter are bust, waist, hips, and body fat percentage
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>>37950267
so am I supposed to see a difference between the 2 pictures?
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>>37950738
don't you get it bro? photoshop is a magic tool that can make ugly girls pretty. BEHOLD!

now go forth and say "muh photoshop" everytime someone claims a super model is pretty
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>>37950375
Plz go fatty.
Unless you're here to improve yourself.
You can shitpost your useless stuff on tumbl or reddit already.
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>>37950767
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
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>>37950729

37 bust
25 waist
36 hip

BF around 18-20

How am I doing?
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>>36181859
Here you go hombre
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>>37950789
>no height
>no weight
>no pic
you're fat
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>>37950767
>mfw another retard doesn't read the conversation and humiliates himself in public
epic
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>>37950796
5'3 and 113lbs brah

You think Im gonna post a picture of myself on 4chan?
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>>37950738
booty
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>>37950796
I thought you said those were the only numbers that mattered? Looks like measurements alone dont cut it
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>>37950814
if you want an accurate evaluation you would, but if you want to attention whore your stats that clearly indicate you being overweight so that the chubby chasing "high test" memers can say you're pretty then be my guest
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>>37950831
I wasn't that guy, but
>implying you couldn't tell with just those numbers anyway
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>>37949936
Audrey shits on her
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>>37950841
>Audrey Hepburn
Not fair
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>>37950841
>elvish ears
>short hair
disgusting
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>>37950862
Sorry you have shit taste
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>>37950862
>not seeing those as positives
lmao
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>>37950738
There are several differences, bro.
The right has
>smaller nose
>softer, slightly inflated lips
>softer chin
>bigger tits
>much more concave waist
>bigger hips/butt
>smaller left wrist (though this is probably a result of making the butt bigger)

Notice all the blurring around these areas, and the widened gap between the side of the torso and the left arm
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>>37950221
People probably are fatter on average, but people are also taller on average. Doesn't make your pic wrong, it just oversimplifies.
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>>37950910
Not him but if you need a magnifying glass just to see what's been done it's PREEEEEETY safe to say it's not as big a deal as that guy was making it out to be
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>>37950967
I thought the point he was trying to make is that, as he said, anyone with photoshop can edit photos semi-perfectly. Left is the magazine version, edited by a professional and right is just the one the dumb model edited herself to post on social media.

Neither is the original.
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>>37950326
BMI is a bad indicator if you aren't a woman and/or dyel.

But yeah for most women BMI works pretty well.
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>>37949936
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>>37950987
>Nowadays, any idiot with a free weekend can learn photoshop and edit damn near anything to hide or alter appearances to ridiculous degrees.
I don't know how you can misread someone's post so badly but his point was NOT that photoshop was simply easy to use
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>>37950814
No balls pussy cunt go fucking die

There's literal obese fuckers on here with the balls to do that but you're too much of a wannabe badass bitch who actually got raped by her daddy then called fat because she was 300 lbs to do what they did.
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>>37950967
I was just pointing out what I could see. The main parts were the enhanced bust and butt and fucked up waist. The point of that post editing is so commonplace and easy to do (though not necessarily in a believable way) on a non-professional level, that it creates both inflated standards and extreme reactionary responses to counter such standards
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>>37951016
you post all that like there's this great big differeence between the photos and how a pixel more on someone's ass is having this huge societal affect like that butterfly that died in A Sound of Thunder. it's nothing of the kind, you can barely make out a difference
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>>37950738
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>>37950967
>>37951016
But also, that model is notorious for editing some other aspects of herself
>pic related

>>37951035
>how a pixel more on someone's ass is having this huge societal affect
It's adding inches to her frame and creating a significantly different look, and that's at least the 2nd time the pic has been edited. The pic itself doesn't need to be the source of some outward ripple effect, it's a result of it.

I'm not supporting the whole "muh marilyn curves" retards, but there is something fucky when it comes to the several levels of editing being done.
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>>37950312
Really?
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>>37950750

it takes attractive people and makes them flawless.

like what the fuck are you retarded or do you honestly believe this doesn't happen.

take a 7 and make them a 10.
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brehs
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>>37951070
>significantly different look
>needs a magnifying glass to even see a difference
the only thing "fucky" is that so small a change is making you think it's such a big deal. at best they just made her uglier and the picture weirder looking and at worst they're doing not much at all

>>37951080
you can't take a 7 and make them a 10 that's a myth. that never happens wanna know why? because you can't just tinker around in photoshop nipping someones chin here or adding a pixel to their breast there, and expect all to work and not look worse than normal
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>>37951088

yeah, you can.

look at candid photos of models and compare to a photoshoot.

they trim the nose, expand the jawline, highlight cheekbones, fatten lips, make eyes smaller, increase brow size, increase hairline, increase tits, shrink waist, increase hips, add bulge in underwear.

remove flaws in skin, remove bags under eyes, the list goes on and on and on and on.

then you probably already forgot about lighting and makeup.

jesus bro how new to life are you.

> tt-tthey don't do that .. theet--tehe magazines don't lie!
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>>37951007
well >>37951016
how dumb do you feel now
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>>37951088

How many makeup tutorials are there online/collages where they show average women BEFORE makeup and then AFTER and its like a 5/10 gone to a 9/10.

But no man, you're right, it never happens. Lmao.
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>>37951116
I am fully aware of what they do in photoshop I'm telling you it isn't magic that can make someone look better. I have seen the candid photos too, what do you think I'm using as a frame of reference here? have you ever seen a girl in real life?
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>>37951088
I can make a 10 out of a 7 just with makeup. Give me photoshop and I can make a 10 out of a 5.
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>>37951124
makeup and photoshop are different I shouldn't have to tell you and that's another conversation altogether which I'm willing to have if you'd like because it's also a myth that makeup can make an ugly girl pretty. you people act like powder can turn a goblin into a goddess or an average girl into a beauty queen when that's not how it works. go outside some time

>>37951132
no you can't and it can never be done. you'll make her look like a monster if you actually tried
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>>37950221
>The left
Is that the Adoring Fan???
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>>37951088
>needs a magnifying glass to even see a difference
See >>37951041

If you need a magnifying glass to see the difference in build, then you need to get your eyes examined

>at best they just made her uglier and the picture weirder looking and at worst they're doing not much at all
What "they" are you talking about? The magazines? I'm talking about how the magazines' original impacts have brought us to the individuals editing the photos themselves to suit the standards, despite the photos ALREADY being edited to suit publishing standards in the first place.
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>>37951145

Lmao yeah ok.

My thanks to the highschooler trying to lecture others on how makeup works despite having not even kissed a girl yet in all likelihood.

Gl with your algebra final.
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>>37949957
Likewise except it's brown skin girls for me - while white girls can be hot, brown skin girls are just beautiful
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>>37951145
I could link you thousands of makeup before/afters of 5 to 9 transformations, but this is pointless. You would just keep saying "lol no bruh look how imperfect she is, she's definitely still a 5!"

there's no point in arguing this with you
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>>37951160
you need a gif to even see, and once you compare the two they're about the same quality, with the normal one even looking better than the more heavily edited one

>what they are you talking about
editors of photos. you're just saying it's being edited more, what's your point? whether it's one person doing all the editing of the final product or 2 guys splitting the duty what's the difference?

>>37951162
you said absolutely nothing in your post

>>37951171
you could link me images that would illustrate your lack of perception. it's impossible to gain that much beauty just from makeup or photoshop, it simply cannot be done and it's a myth that it can. there isn't a single case of it ever happening. you wont post such pics, because it will show everyone here how little you understand what you're talking about. like I said, go outside some time and look at women. makeup isn't fooling anybody
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Fucks sake just go and look at photos of Marilyn in 1949-1950, when she was in much better shape. Go watch asphalt jungle and realize that at the peak of her attractiveness she wasn't even remotely chubby
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>>37951203

google -> women with and without makeup

cue 90000 links with the exact shit we're talking about

google -> [model name] then compare with [model name candid] image search results.

pick any model, supermodel, model, pornstar, anything.

youtube -> makeup tutorials.

have fun.
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>>37951220
I've seen women with and without makeup before. how do you think I came to my conclusions? you're saying you have access to magical photos where makeup made an ugly girl into a beautiful princess. those are the ones I'm interested in, because I've never before seen such a thing. but you wont show them, because you know there are no such pictures and no such transformation is possible with makeup because it's just powder, not fairy dust
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>>37951247

i'm sayin women can completely recontour their faces with makeup.

im sayin intelligent lighting can highlight and hide facial characteristics

im sayin video editing software lets you remodel faces.

you're not getting specific links because you're asking for somebody to draw you a picture of gravity.

can somebody draw me a picture of a warm breeze, please?

cunt just go to fucking google and look up any makeup guide.

if you're actually a male past the age of 16 you know this, this is why nobody is agreeing with you in this thread, this is why nobody is engaging your points, this is is why you're being dismissed.

this is like arguing that women can be less logical than men, and that men can be less emotional than women.

it's an understood fucking phenomenon.
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>>37951203
>you need a gif to even see
No you don't, you just need the basic capability to notice when two similar pictures have obvious differences in them.

>you're just saying it's being edited more, what's your point? whether it's one person doing all the editing of the final product or 2 guys splitting the duty what's the difference?
Ok, now you're confirmed retarded. If the latter pic was going to the magazine for publication, then you'd have a point, but it's not and you don't.

The first pic is the one going to the magazine. It's already been edited to the point where everyone involved with the magazine is happy with the publication standards it meets.

The second pic is an edit of the first pic, edited and distributed by the model involved on their social media profiles.

Now why would someone edit a picture that was good enough for magazine publication standards? Probably because the standards of the model have been impacted by the editing standards of magazine's past. And if a professional model's standards have been altered by magazine editing practices, does it not stand to reason that girls who consume this kind of media don't also have their standards impacted as well?
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>>37951267
I'm well aware of what people can do with makeup. is there some cheek elevation that's supposed to make a 5 a 9 regardless of the rest of her features? is there some shadowing that can be done to a girls eyes that will hide the rest of her ugly fucking face? no there isn't. I'm not asking you to show me a picture of gravity, I'm asking you to show me what you think a 4 point increase in looks actually looks like so we can all laugh at you when you show us a pig in a wig

>>37951270
>No you don't, you just need the basic capability to notice when two similar pictures have obvious differences in them
which were nearly imperceptible in static picture form. you are just repeating what I said and what we already know

>Now why would someone edit a picture that was good enough for magazine publication standards? Probably because the standards of the model have been impacted by the editing standards of magazine's past. And if a professional model's standards have been altered by magazine editing practices, does it not stand to reason that girls who consume this kind of media don't also have their standards impacted as well?
you're overstepping big time here and using more imagination than reason.
1) we don't know if she runs her instagram herself, many professionals have social media guys who upload shit if not all the time than some of the time
2) we don't know if it was her who edited it even if she did post it
3) there's no reason to think her standards have changed even if she did edit it
4) it does not stand to reason because for one we don't know if her standards even did change for the reasons above, nor can we conclude it wouldn't be simply an affect of her working in that industry even if they did
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>>37950444
the kennedys had her killed
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>>37949936

>this is what our fathers fapped to
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>>37951336
>which were nearly imperceptible in static picture form.
No, they were imperceptible to you. At least two other people ITT got it (including the one that made the animated picture).

>1) we don't know if she runs her instagram herself, many professionals have social media guys who upload shit if not all the time than some of the time
She does. Her instagram and tumblr accounts predates her professional work by a few years at least, and she has changed representing agencies too frequently in the past year (3 times by my count) to have that shit reasonably managed by some company.

>2) we don't know if it was her who edited it even if she did post it
She posted it to her own tumblr page (see pic). She may not have edited it herself (though there is evidence of her posting edited versions of previously edited photos prior to this), but it is sourced to an original post on her tumblr account.

>3) there's no reason to think her standards have changed even if she did edit it
I never said changed, I said impacted. Changed implies that she had a different set of standards at a certain point. Impacted can mean that during the development of those personal standards, the media consumed had an effect on the current outcome.

>nor can we conclude it wouldn't be simply an affect of her working in that industry even if they did
Except it's not just an effect of her current work in the industry, otherwise the content would be inline with the standards of the magazine itself (e.g. if she was going along with the current industry standards, she'd be sharing the pic in the way that it is being published, not the way it is now).
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>>37951421
Ahh yes well done censors, sure glad any children can't see those nipples, luckily those little white lines and protected their innocence
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>>37951472
I just find it funny because 5 months ago, it was a big deal because she was the cover model for the first issue of Playboy after they decided to stop the nude modeling. Oops
http://imgbox.com/Tlk2mGQU
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>>37951074
Yeah she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome downie who would squeak when I fuck her. She does have a nice body tho, which is rare.

The only appeal of Asian girls over white (or half white) girls for beta cucks is that nee-san isn't as intimidating as big bad Stacy.
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>>37950841
that mental image makes me hard
i don't even have a scat fetish
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>>37949957
>>37950312
I don't find asian girls as attractive as i thought they were back when i was in high school. I went to school with so many asians it was normal to have yellow fever, but once college came around i noticed how flat and featureless most of their faces were compared to other chicks.
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>>37951517
>is that nee-san isn't as intimidating as big bad Stacy.
Try again.
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>>37951741
Those girls look like a fart aimed at their general direction would knock them over and the only people intimidated by them are basement-dwelling neckbears brainwashed by cartoons for little children.
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>>37951801
Stacys are just about as scary as they are.
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>>37950267
left is better tbdesu
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>>37951820
>t. animutard
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>>37951826
You don't have to balls to get even close to them but keep pretending.
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>>37951517
so what I'm beta. I don't want to have to arm wrestle a girl before she finds me "man enough" to date her who with any self esteem would?
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>>37949936
Her boobs were perky and she didn't have stretchmarks, this positions shows that she's not superskinny but she's far from chubby.
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>>37950127
Because it's not photoshopped.
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>>37950221
how can you be this fat and still have no ass?
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>>37951845
At least I get out of my mother's basement once in a while ;^)
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>>37951890
Nice projecting.
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>>37951880
>muh photoshop
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>>37950832
That's not overweight unless it's zero muscle and all fat
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>>37949936
Although this is bait I doubt Marilyn had stretch marks, her tummy was flat at least, she does have thin arms and her boobs don't sag till her belly button.

And there's no point in comparing yourself to Marilyn when you're 100lbs heavier and uglier.
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>>37951918
It's true though, pretty much every picture you see these days has a filter put over it, at least.
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>>37951970
>filters have any great or meaningful effect
filters don't /do/ anything
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>>37949936

From when she was at her absolute largest size, Marilyn Monroe's dresses are too small to zip up on a size zero manequin. Fatty Monroe is a meme that Tumblerinas use to convince themselves that flubber = curves.
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>>37951991
You literally have no idea, every pic I put out there has a filter on it because it makes a huge difference.
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>>37952024
not really, everyone can tell and nothing fundamental changes with or without it
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>>37949936
And you know what Marilyn wasn't that all the FA bitches are? Obese.
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>>37952035
Nope. But believe whatever.
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>>37952069
you can't really think your little Road House instagram filter is fooling anyone or fundamentally changing what you look like in your photos, can you? people like you are the reason fortune tellers are still a thing
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>>37949936
>fat
>saggy
>not toned

And still better than most American women these days.

Literally all women have to do is not be fat.
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>>37951164
Same. Ive just been looking at dark chocolate lately
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>>37950841
holy shit
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>>37950221
Nice photo shop senpai.
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>>37952083
Every girl I know has an actual app for editing pictures on their phones and it makes a whole lot of a difference. Clear skin, no stretchmarks, no cellulite, slimming down certain body parts and making others bigger... Favorable lighting, posing and editing can make all the difference, believe it or not.
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>>37952172
editing pictures is different than a filter, even then those piddly little edits don't amount to very much in the way of tricking people. they see the little scrubs or the fuzzy bits or the weird angle and just think "oh she's hiding something" however you look is as good as you're gonna look in a photo, sweety
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>>37949957
HAHHAHAHA LOW TEST. LOOK AT THIS WHITE GIRL. DOES SHE MAKE YOU SICK?
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>>37952213
I don't get what you mean by that last sentence but yeah, scroll up and witness fellow autists not noticing obvious further edits on an already heavily edited picture of a model.
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>>37952372
wut
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SO everyone on this board is brain-damaged? That's not a real photo of Marilyn, it's not a photograph at all, everything in the text is a lie, and Marilyn was toned and fit right up til her death.
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>klkl
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>>37952323
>Jew
>White

Pick one
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>>37950267
is that krotchy?
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>>37949936
>Color photo
Didn't that mean this was later in life when she was past her prime?
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>>37952323
>white
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>>37952479
Are you all insane? That is NOT a photograph, it's some artist's morph of Marilyn, it looks nothing like her body, and she died at 36.
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>>37950931
hmm... so women grew like a cm
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>>37952323
>white
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>>37952535
You better be memeing nigger
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>>37949957
this, be careful guys

i never found asians particularly attractive until i got a crush on a qt asian in a group assignment

it was like a switch flipped, i now constantly eye up every asian chick i see
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>>37951645
I also went to grew up around Asians (my the end of high school, I was one of the few white people in AP classes) and have an easier time befriending Asian Americans and FOBs than white people in general.

As a result, about half the women I've dated are Asian and some people have accused me of being "into" Asian girls even now when I'm well out of high school, but well over half my friends are Asian. It's just the default for me.
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>>37950109
This

Also this is before easily accessible nutritional and portion knowledge, supplements, wide spread gyms, googling what to do for your body type, etc. I'm pretty sure she was also on anti-depressants or psychotics as she was bipolar, so that'll fuck up anyone's gainz real quick.
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>>37949957
I've always had a bit of yellow fever but lately it's going overboard even - most likely because gf is half Chinese.
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>>37951548
lol in italy we have a saying that goes like
"the perfect measures are 90/60/90", which in inches is like 35/24/35, almost exactly Marilyn's.

she's fuckin perfect and thin.
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>>37951548
>height
>5'5"

Come on, man.
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>>37949936
>fuck I have to put down the fork!
meanwhile this is the males standard of beauty
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>>37952935
Women make themselves up every day. Men make themselves in the gym but are ready to go.

Honestly I'm glad to be a man. I can wake up, have a protein shake, shower, get dressed, and go somewhere in 15 mins.
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>>37950138
mentally deranged asexuals with abhorrent taste and too much influence in fashion
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>>37952956
pic unrelated of course
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>>37952967
what are you talking about - very related. he is one of the guys who is resonsible for the auschwitz movement. basically all the fashion faggots are
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>>37952954
except thats not the standard and they do that because they're ugly cunts and want to look better. I've seen many women with 10 min to no makeup still look amazing. If men could wear makeup they would too but they cant.
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>>37952979
skinny =/= malnourished my fat american friend
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>>37952980
Sure, but I'd say most attractive women spend time in the gym as well.

I dunno maybe my life is just abnormally easy but I have no problem with being a man.
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>>37952995
the point is makeup isn;t the standard, they can not wear makeup and still be desirable, they do it because they want to bump up their attractiveness, like a man wearing a nice shirt or watch. This is actually a bonus for them as we are not allowed to wear makeup
> but I'd say most attractive women spend time in the gym as well.
lmao
>I have no problem with being a man.
neither do I, but I get tired of lazy women that complain how hard it is being a woman, especially when the topic of beauty standards on weight comes up.
>pic related
the woman had to do nothing except fork put downs (controlling appetite isn't even hard) while the two male actors had to diet AND workout for multiple years for the role.

Muh oppressed womenz
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>>37952471
Yep. I'm wondering how long she can keep her charades up
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>>37953036
Most women with office jobs wear makeup. I'm no saying that they're oppressed or anything; as far as I can tell it's other women who enforce this shit on themselves.

You can tell the difference between a skinny woman who doesn't work out and one who does just by looking at them and feeling them.

I guess since I spend time on /fit/ and none of my friends in real life complain about beauty standards, I hear way more men complaining than women. But being a man is pretty fucking sweet so I don't really get it.
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POST BIKES FAGGOTS
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>>37951741
This kind of stuff is what keeps me grounded. At the end of the day Asian girls are usually way prettier than white girls, but white girls font require the kind of fluff asian girls do. It's all the outfits and scenarios that make them attractive (and the exotic eyes). But white women have a "stable" hotness. An 8/10 white girl is an 8/10 whether she's in church or mud wrestling. But an 8/10 Asian can drop to a 6 or rise to a 10 depending what they're doing and what outfits they are wearing.
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>>37953100
thats the stupidest shit I ever did read f-a-m congrats
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>>37953083
if you go to a college you'll endure this shit daily, especially in your elective credits
>Most women with office jobs wear makeup
because they want to look better especially when theyre ugly. Meanwhile an ugly male is shit out of luck. Makeup is a PRO for women, not a CON
>buh its required!
I've never had a girl I was less attracted to when she wasn't wearing makeup, its not a beauty standard.

Meanwhile muscle IS a beauty standard and can swing a whole lot in desire and attractiveness
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>>37953100
>and the exotic eyes
They literally all look the same. Nothing exotic about asians.
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>people arguing on Asain vs White Women
>people not realizing Pretty Hispanics are the actual god tier women
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>>37953149
>tfw developed thing for latinas after living in florida half my life
>tfw move to a new state with next to no qt latina grils at my school
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>>37953137
I'm well out of college. Makeup seems to be some sort of professional nonsense that women do, even if the job doesn't require formal clothing or if they don't look any different.

Even when I was in school, there were only a few people I knew who complained about unfair beauty standards and I just avoided those people.

I was skinny in school and my first couple years out of it, and had no problems with women who varied in shape from chubby to varsity athlete. Nowadays though I wouldn't date a girl who doesn't go to the gym. If you accept women who aren't in good shape, that's on you.
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>things are better now than they were then

Whoa
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>>37953172
>manlet
>live in florida my entire life
>all these hispanic women are short so it doesnt matter
>they're always curvy
>low population of ugly native mixed mexicans
>tons of beautiful non-mexican hispanics to choose from
>tfw white women are obsolete
fuck I love florida
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>>37949957
I just spent 3 months in Korea. Yellow fever in full effect
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>>37953201
>well out of college
thats why, its much shittier now and you have stuff pushed into your face
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>>37950138
> thinking straight men run the fashion industry
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>>37953172
>>37953233
Also I noticed when you go to a place with a low # of hispanics it becomes so much harder to find a qt3.14 + good personality. When I was in miami for a while it was like heaven compared to tampa bay and tampa bay still has a lot of hispanics, I cannot imagine what its like in a place up north with an even lower population, youd probably have to be chad 5.3 to even talk to one.
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>>37953300
better than jews tbqh
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>>37953233
Man don't remind me. The last girl I hooked up with in florida was a high test hispanic gril that I could shoot the shit about comics and film. She's now moved in with her fat, lumbersexual hipster boyfriend.

But I think I miss her beautiful, wide smile more than her great ass
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>>37952979
Fuck, I started googling auschwitz movement like Lagerfeld had ties with Nazi Germany like Hugo Boss, but then I figured what you meant...
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>>37953327
Holy fug who's that
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>>37953338
Come back to florida man, its a manlet paradise filled with hispanics. Beautiful cruvy women everywhere, I dont see how any other place can even compete. It's their faces that make me Hnng but the bodies are Hnng too
>>37953350
Camila Caballo, come to florida and you'll be able to fuck a girl like her
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>>37950841
>>37950010
Good taste
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>>37953388
I actually dreamt I went back there last night. I fucking hate Tennessee.

I won't be able to make it back down there until next summer, but by then I plan to have made some serious gainz
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>>37950998

Fucking underrated post.
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>>37953465
lift for your hispanic qt's bro, go to FIU if you can. UCF,UF,and USF all have decent Hispanic populations if you have to go there. Avoid all other schools like the plague
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>>37953516
Bro, fuck UCF. Went there for 3 years. Shit was bad
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>>37949936
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>>37953536
I thought you were still in highschool, oh then just go to UF or FIU to finish your degree / get your graduate degree

living in miami seems too fun tbqh
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>>37950267
left is better
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>>37949936
The point is "lol standards are relative", but it should be "there are various ways of looking good, and being a lean thing girl is only one of them".

That's not really a revelation.
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>>37950998
underrated post
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>>37953557
Nah. I'm 24. Went to UCF straight out of high school, and left after some personal shit and after realizing how shit the standards were there.

I've got a full ride and thensome up here, so I'll be staying at least until this degree is finished, but once I'm done I'm headed either out west or back to FL
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>>37952920
>90/60/90
my southerner bro, in Spain we say the same.
Perfect body 90-60-90
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>>37950738
Are you blind?
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>>37953598
>24
>still working on your degree
Damn this generation is full of degenerates.
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>>37953887
It's for health reasons, brah. Chronic illnesses have forced me to drop almost as many semesters as I've completed
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>>37953472
I just related to Calvin's dad more than him for the first time.
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>>37953149
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>>37955079
>white men will defend this
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>>37949936
She's not that good looking and wore heavy makeup
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>>37950138
She had a very cute face win very interesting features. Her body isn't sexy but looked good in clothes. She's generally just cute. Cute face and thin means great fashion aesthetics.
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>>37955206
mirin dat fridge mode
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>>37955206
She looks like a beetle
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>>37955450
BIG
BAD
BEETLE
BORGS
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>>37950767
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>>37953233
Latinos are pretty cute too
>tfw no manlet bf to lift and eat tacos with.
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>>37955478
MAH NIGGA
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>>37955609
Depends on who you ask
I could never go for anything but a white girl because i dont find any other ethnicity attractive...sadly
>Tfw people say azn girls love white dudes but you dont like azn chicks at all
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>>37955206
>trump wants to deport this
NSFW
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468781948270.webm

seriously hispanics are patrician, I don't see how any other group of women can compete EXCEPT light skinned women
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>>37955681
Dear god in heaven tell me there's more
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>>37955891
yes there's more, just live in Florida
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>>37950814
just censor face and anything identifying, LOL, say you are here to improve youself and get ready to soak up juices from model-tier bodybuilders that for whatever reason populate this board
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>>37949936
.>Her arms arent skinny

Yes they are

>girls need perky boobs

rofl
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>>37949936
>be confident girls!
or
>be confident, girls!

Women are very poor at picking other women to look up to. Men are a little better, that's why we typically write epics.
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>>37956493
>Women are very poor at picking other women to look up to
Well confidence for girls is not really needed
You could be the saddest piece of shit on the planet as a chick and still get laid, trust me
Ive seen girls who couldnt even take getting told what to do at work without breaking down and crying get boyfriends and laid, girls with the mental stability of a bunch of rats in burning meth lab could still get laid

Unless they are fat...
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>>37950267
LEFT looks more natural.
RIGHT looks like she trying to up her boob and ass size.

Typical fem.
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>>37956535
Exactly what she did, m8 >>37951041
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>>37953566
No non-fetishized standard is that someone who's 40% bodyfat is attractive.
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>>37951164
Brown girls are patrician taste
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>>37949957
Heed this mans words
I caught the jungle fever and by association, HIV.

stay safe
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>>37952920
>Audrey Hepburn
di dove sei brah?
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>>37949957
>>37952754
>>37952900
>>37953249

I can corroborate this effect. Never had any particular interest in asians until I met a particular japanese woman at work, and now they are the only girls I even look at.

It's scary. There aren't enough of them here for me to play the odds and get a qt gf.
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>>37951203

you're delusional

t. model
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>>37950998
she seems pretty based
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>>37955206
Beutuful ladie
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>>37959541
mirin right trap
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>>37959433
more like >t. retard
fixed that for you
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>>37955206
That... has to be photoshopped. No way. Not Chloe. Not like this... How could this be...
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>>37955206
Snibedy snab
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>>37951146
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>>37950841
11/10
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>>37949936
Haha yeah I agree.
You sure earned my upvote!
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>>37955291
This t b h
I like Pizzicato's song about her.
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>>37951897
Spooky skeleton.
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>>37953149
>Hispanics
>god tier
Ok Carlos, now go make out with your shitskin gf, my manlet.
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>>37949936 back the fuck off
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>>37952323

she made my dick throw up, does that count
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>>37952323
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>37949936
>stretch marks

where
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>>37950841
>tfw you will never get drunk on bourbon with her while she whispers lewd stuff in your ear in Dutch
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>>37951164
>tfw no dusky gf
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>>37949936
Hello, the standards are not that low anymore. You have access to surgery, the gym and supplements :)
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>>37953149
your pic is an outlier, most latinas are moon faced, morbidly obese bridge trolls
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>>37964026
you live in a place with a lot of mexicans then, in florida this pic is the norm
>>37960013
butthurt dude rejected by latinas detected
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>>37950841
It felt great. My hands in Audrey's hair. Fingers knotted in the dark locks. My cock pumping her throat. Glans making a steady chucka-chucka-chucka as it ploughed her gag reflex... I was really into it when she slapped my leg once. Twice. Third time I let her pull up off my engorged and pulsing cock, long streamers of spit and pre-cum running between my glans and her lips.

She looked up at me through her long dark lashes, panting. "I...I can't breathe!" Audrey says. "Oh, mister, when I agreed to do this for you, I never thought...!"

"Shut up, bitch!" I grab her head and force her mouth onto my dick again. Her throat muscles close on me, working, slick and hot as any woman's pussy. "You want this movie, you'll work for it!"

Her eyes scrunch up with discomfort and tears start from the corners, making her mascara run. She looks so pretty like that... I don't know if I'll be able to hold off cumming before she puts her tongue up my ass.

It turns into a long evening. Upshot is, she gets the part.
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American women are disgusting, I hate being American, so many fat porkers with nice faces who could have been hot.
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>>37964060
>meanwhile in europe
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>>37964410
In America she would likely weight 60 - 80 lbs more. Europe Wins
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>>37950767
>Meat is for the Ants

YOU JUST RUINED MY PICNIC, ANON.

RUINED.
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>>37953630
>>37952920
>dat 90-60-90 meme
have you ever seen a woman with those proportions?
The waist drop is insane, but unless she's tall as fuck SHE'D BE FAT.
We used to call those 'false magre' (thin fakes?), with all the hips and tits you want and a decent waist drop.
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>>37964435
>meanwhile in europe
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