What do you dream about Anon?
>>37943667
ozzy fuckin rules, man
i had a dream last night that two girls i know showed up at my door and begged me to choose one to fuck
the problem is that im gay, but when i explained that they just got even more insistent and started stripping off in the street for me
i forget what happened next, but i think at the end one of them stabbed me with a kitchen knife
>>37943747
kek
>>37943667
Her
>>37943747
Man, why do the gay guys get the best erotic dreams?
>>37943667
>>37943667
still her.
Guess the ride never ends.
>>37943747
>i forget what happened next, but i think at the end one of them stabbed me with a kitchen knife
do you also always die at the end of your dreams?
Yesterday I dreamt about some instagram veteran with a big beard who somehow was a 5%er and then I was in a flat which I used to rent to tourists, climbing the stairs till I reached the top and started doing weird pullups hanging from the ceiling.
Had a dream I was being fucked by a shemale lara croft and she kept talking about mining
>>37944090
yeah
sometimes i just get greviously wounded, but death is more common
Death
I dream that one day, we will all make it
The turkish military coup, the happening intensity was high yesterday
I had this strange dream last week where I got thrown into a deep hole that was similar to hell, inside was basically an endless tunnel filled with demons and people being burned alive. The deeper I went in, the dark it was. Towards the end of my dream I didn't see a god or devil. There was basically nothing. What does this mean /fit/? Or was it just another meaningless dream?
>>37943667
My dreams are so random I couldn't really tell you, senpai
>>37943667
Usually it's hanging out with a girl I like, or running away from something trying to kill me.
Yeah I know, pretty easy to see what my problem is.
>>37945514
as a türk İ'm glad we're finally relevant.
and OP İ dreamed about her.
Got to hug this girl I had feels for.
I was so happy in my dream and then my alarm went off and I woke up. Realized I was just hugging my pillow.
I just stayed in bed for a few minutes and then finally got out to start my shitty day.
My dream is to see my father proud of me, but i dream strange dreams during sleep, very strange
eating hair and shit
I have this recurring dream, where I stand alone, in a desolate empty space. Can't feel anything, can't see anything else or anyone else. Don't know the reason why I am standing there. Don't know who I am. A lot of times I tried walking or running but emptiness never ends. Hate that dream.
I dreamed that I was watching the Syfy channel
>>37943667
Woke up today having a beautiful dream.
I was in a place filled with mountains on a huge house. I was talking with my dad and brother about some changes to the front (there was some kind of business going in that place). Then a friend calls me from inside and the big house was from a millonaire family and we where working there doing something about finances or real estate.
There were a couple of other friends working there too, and some pretty milfs.
There was a vivid sequence when I joined a milf in white see thru clothes and took her to the front door, then came back and saw the millonaire's daughter (high test tights aryan queen) and her friends. I remember having thought "she's gonna balloon in a few years tho"
Then there was something about the owner don't wanting no one to enter his wc room and having emplyees shitting on a cube in a shack and me don't giving a fuck and peeing in the bathroom while a friend was telling me I would get fired if he saw me and shit like that.
Then I was in this meeting and everything was so comfy and... I had to wake up. But the raw "physical sensation" the dream left me was beautiful. i know I'm missing some major parts. I just know I woke up happy and comfy.
Usually fucking random women. I have a lot of wet dreams. Like an unhealthy amount.
It's probably my sexual frustration coming out
I don't remember my dreams most often, but the ones I do remember are really boring. One I had was I was in uni taking a test. Knew most of the shit, finished and left. Walked through uni and ended up in my house (didn't live on campus irl), sat down and watched tv. I couldn't find anything good on so I went to my room and laid down to go to sleep. As soon as I shut my eyes I woke up. I spent the entire day confused as hell trying to figure out if i was still dreaming or not
>I'm not only boring irl, but also in my dreams
End me
>INB4 Ozzy dies
Check 'em.
>>37943667
This is gay as fuck but I dreamt that I fell in love once. It was the strongest and best feeling I've ever experienced. I could vividly remember her face for the whole week.
I can't remember her anymore.
>>37944013
It's their subconscious reminding them they're wrong
Being fit and owning a completely stock (so I can rape it myself first) Mk IV pigfat Toyota Supra.
>>37943667
>someone calls me out as immature faggot
>get extremely mad
>friend calls me out the same thing
> get extremely mad
>sister calls me the same thing
>get extremely mad
what the fuck is going on? Every instance I can recall, a different person insulted me and im mad at a different person.
Woke up super mad, confused and it actually ruined the whole day.
having sex with women i shouldnt
ill post some of my recent ones
>be at party or some shit
>talking to ex gf and her best mate
>ex gf turns away
>her bestie starts grinding her ass on me
>lean in and kiss her neck
>she turns around
>'anon... you should not have done that'
>keeps grinding her phat ass on me
>eventually we start hooking up
>ex gf never even notices
i usually wake up then beat off after dreams like this. what does it mean lads
>>37948488
here's another one
>in bed watching movie
>housemate comes in
>she sits on floor and watches movie
>says shes cold
>tell her to come into bed
>she gets into bed
>says shes uncomfortable
>takes off pants
>Then takes off panties
>start fucking her spooning position
>we finish
>she is mad
>she is going to tell her boyfriend
>i say no dont do that he'll bash me
>we get into big argument at uni about it
>some cunt comes up to me and tries to fight me for some reason
>tell him to fuck off
>he doesn't
>we get up and walk away
>almost at her car and the cunt is still trying to fight me
>beat the shit out of him, all his friends start crying
>shake his hand and say good fight champ
>we bail
>driving up street and hear police sirens
>tell her to speed up so i dont get caught
>she just slows down and stares at the road
>mfw
>>37948407
i've had dreams like this before
>Have a few weeks off from work
>Keep having dreams where I just work for 8 hours then wake up
Like the occasional weird dreamy things happen but it feels like a legit workday every time.
Wtf is this shit
Has /fit/ ever tried lucid dreaming?
>>37944006
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>>37944062
>>37945958
>>37948407
>>37948541
The worst fucking feeling, man.
>>37948661
I'm>>37948320
I've tried it to actually have an interesting dream. It took me a really long time, and I've kinda done it twice
First:
>I'm in some big ass mansion
>lights are kinda dim, long ass never ending red carpet hallway
>see girl I used to be friends with, she became a hardcore junkie and I stopped talking to her irl
>see her in hallway and she says hi, how've I been
>Say hi, blah blah blah, and midsentence realise I never talk to her and never really would irl so I must be dreaming
>freak the fuck out and get hyper as shit
>dream starts going out of control and shit starts spinning
>MrKrabsblureffect.jpg
>remember reading spinning in circles while counting to ten helps restore controlling dream
>it works and I decide I want to fly (motionsickness irl)
>Don't know how to start flying so I jump
>land on ground and try again
>nope.gif
>try to run and triple jump like mario
>jump really fucking high and come crashing through the ground slowly falling to the core of the earth
>end up waking up before I melted
Anyone have tips?
>>37943667
My ex girlfriend, sometimes nice stuff and sometimes horrible things.
My boyfriend and his cock in my vagina :3
He's coming over tonight to fuck me
>>37943667
Her
>>37948661
Used to be quite into it for a while. Spent most of the time flying around until I lost lucidity/woke up.
>>37948780
I'm >>37949163 and what works for me is if I set an arbitrary rule for flying.
For example, I tell myself I can only fly if I jog and then jump. Sort of a game rule, like you did with the mario triple jumping.
You can also use props. Had this really weird semi-lucid dream where I could only fly while riding around on one of those tiny tricycles for kids, not even kidding.
>>37945192
Beat me to it
>>37949206
Cool, I'm gonna try that if I ever get the chance again