/Fit/ I'm at a party and there are no single grills, besides the obligatory whales
Plz send help
go for one m80
remember moby dick
So why are you there?
Go home and get sleep.
Invest in your gains for future Qts
>>37939418
I hated that book
>>37939431
It's my good friends birthday otherwise I would.
Find the biggest, fattest, most disgusting whale and hit on her non-stop. Then when she's all over your dick asking you to take her home be like "Eww no what the fuck, you're disgusting"
>>37939453
Sir I do not even want to place my self into that dangerous of a situation. You know fatties believe they are the hottest. Shutting one down would cause both a figurative and literal ripple effect
no single girls, be alpha steal some ones girl
>>37940066
wait i take that back, you're at a good friends party and you are worried about girls.
any /fit/ gentlemen there? go ask them how much they bench and see where it goes from there.
>>37939395
>/Fit/
I want to become the embodiment of /Fit/
>tfw only get hit on by land whales
I'm fit, but girls don't approach like all the stories here.
Feels bad man
>>37939395
You are going to make it brother. Be there for your friend and tomorrow will be better.
>>37939395
Either go full retard Captain Ahab and harpoon a whale or fucking leave that shit party.
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
>>37939395
Flirt with the whales. They need the attention too.
>>37939395
post pics of whales on voat, earn internet points
