ITT post 2 positive things and 1 shitty thing about your body.
> +6'4" tall
> +7.5" dick
> -Extremely unaesthetic nipples. (Both hairy and puffy.)
>>37937786
>deformed lower left ribs
>huge ass nipples
>undefined chin
>wide hips
>acne
>dyel
WHERE ARE THE POSITIVES YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>6 feet
>chad
>1 inch peepee
They never know until we get naked
>6'2"
>handsome
>big dick
>balding at 22 (hasn't seemed to matter desu senpai)
>dyel
>>37937807
>>37937825
>>37937829
> -can't count
>>37937786
>White
>Male
>5'7
>>37937829
>>37937786
>everyone on 4Chan seems to have an above average penis
Hmmmmmmmm....
>>37937786
>6'2
>....
>everything else
>>37937825
and by then its too late? ;:^y
>>37938240
I have a small dick.
>
>
>
>6'
>blue eyes, light brown hair
>average penis 6"
>slightly above dyel
>7/10 face
>huge scar on leg that makes me look like a cow, permanent
>slight scar on nipple (noticeable up close) from gynecomastia surgery
>>37937786
> + Aesthetic Upper Body
> + Good Jawline
> - 5.5" x 4.5" Cock
6'2 tall
Wide social circle
Had girls basically beg to have sex with me
have Mandingo like characteristics, so they assume I have a big dick
6.5'' x 3.5'' penis
:(
>>37937786
>+tall
>+gorgeous
>-pathological liar
>>37937786
>Both hairy and puffy
Very sad desu
>tall
>big cock
>make terrible financial and life choices everyday
>>37940236
length ain't bad, but fuck, that's a skinny dick bro
>>37937786
>6' 2" with awesome insertions
>7.5x5.5" johnson that no one gets to see because I havent gotten laid in a year
>fucking shitty ass wispy patchy facial hair
>>37937786
>6 feet
>7 inch dick
>Have ED
>187cm
>solid beard genetics
>hairy as fuck
>dyel
Can't really find any other negatives desu, except I'm dumber than I want to be : /
>>37941352
Cardio and 5mg of Cialis every day
or stop been a degenerate one of the two will fix it
>>37937786
>Not hideous
>6.5'' lenght
>4'' girth
>>37941352
You have 6 feet?? How the fuck is that a positive thing?
>+6'1
would rather be taller but it's still a good height to be fair
>+100kg
>not able to grow a beard
+hawk eyes
+lean 6'0 with great insertions
-mild acne everywhere on my body
>>37937786
>8/10 facial aesthetics
>uhhhhhhhhhh
>Gyno, poor running genetics, poor muscle genetics, fat tongue (makes it harder to speak without fumbling), keratosis pilaris, all fat goes to gut and "pecs", poor lungs because mother chain-smoked with me while pregnant and throughout childhood.
>6'1 tall
>9" dick
>fat fuck
but it ain't bother me that much, getting better by day, and hoes still luv me
>>37941605
Some more and forgot about genetics.
>Weak gallbladder, chronic insomnia, high risk for type 1 diabetes, whole family is bald.
I'm half Norwegian half German and all the bad shit came from the German side of the family. I want to die.
>>37941627
>tall 6'1
>good pec genetics
>shit face
>>37937786
> + dick is 7 in and looks pretty nice i think
> + wide shoulders
> + naturally thick calves
> + nice hands and forearms
> + nice glutes
> + large erectors spinae
> - 169cm / 5'6
> - phimosis and dick curves downward pretty badly but I'm in the process of fixing the former atm
> - moobs and puffy nipples
> - assymetrical face w/ a weak jaw, right profile looks worse that left
> - slavshit dirty blonde hair
> - wide hips
> - mentally retarded brain and slightly damaged eyesight as a direct result of that
> - a lot of moles
> - no beard
> - shitty teeth
I can think of a lot of the negatives but not much positives.
> +back looks juicy
> +fantastic deadlift leverages
> - can't put on size on my arms because of how long they are
>>37937786
>not a manlet
>non brown eyes
>weird left ear from dad
My face is nice
My ass is nice
But I still need to lose 20 more pounds I think, lower ab fat won't go away and my thighs and arms are still too fat. Also my tits are small. I guess I have more negatives than positives.
>>37937786
>6'1"
>I've been complimented on my jawline?
>the fuck are these skinny noodle arms
>decent insertions
>not dyel
>gap in my front teeth
Pic related
>>37937786
+Short arms, good in benching
+Not jew
-Lil bit fat
>>37941770
mad gains, bro
+ hourglass figure
+ 5 foot 2
- still need to lose 40-60 pounds
>+powerful legs
>+lots of body hair
>-lots of body hair
>Great frame
>Good face
>Shit height
>fucked up teeth
>fat
>don't lift
>tons of body hair, causes painful acne everywhere
>back and chest is permanently scarred from acne
>5'8"
>4" dick
>green eyes
>>37941686
ass > tits anyway
>God tier chin
>Broad schouder
>Only 5'10
>End my life
>>37937786
6'2"
aesthetic insertions
5"x4.5" penor
>>37941770
just go to a dentist, you can get that filled in really easily
>fill in the gap in front of THE teeth i wish it worked like that
>tall
>conventionally attractive face/inserts
>6.25 inch wrists and 7 inch ankles
My arms and calves don't exist
>+ 5'11
>+ Always get complimented on my hair
>- Endometriosis
>>37937786
> + 6'0"
> + defined jawline
> - Stupid amount of neck hair growth
>>37937786
>wide frame from swimming butterfly during puberty
>good insertions everywhere
> 5 9
>>37937786
>+6'5
>+big manly hands
>-ugly pale skin riddled with moles
>>37937786
>Bald
>Giant manboobs
>Type 1 diabetes
I can not think of a single thing I like about my body.
I want. To die.
+ literally nothing
- literally everything. Fat, balding, ugly, didn't finish college, always the ugliest friend in the group, can't handle confrontation well.
Trying not to end it all. Came close a few times.
I'm losing weight and lifting but after like a month my knees start acting shitty and it feels super awkward to squat. Upper back rounds like hell at baby weights on deadlift and I can't fucking fix it.
Someone help me
>>37943549
Fat is not a genetic thing handed to you
Quick your bitching you weak fuck
>>37943549
>fat
>didn't finish college
>can't handle confrontation well
These are all on you, if you fixed them you'd just be bald and ugly, which isn't as bad.
>Good frame
>Good legs
>terribly weak arms and chest
>>37937786
>+6'5
>+good looking
>-skinnyfat
7.5 inch big bone
6' with long femurs
-nearsighted
>>37937825
Pic?
>+ 7'1"
>+ swole as fuck
>- 7'1" woman
>++ 7'1" woman with a 42G rack and six-pack abs
>>37937786
>> +7.5" dick
Just to be clear OP is referring to when he has a mega boner not in default mode
>>37945359
>Any of these are negatives.
>>37945382
Are you saying that all of them are positives or all of them are negatives?
>>37945368
having a grower is more fun than a shower
>+White
>+6'4
>- I have Robert Z'Dar's chin
>>37945403
lurk moar
>>37937786
>+6'2
>+naturally wide shoulders
>+7.5 dick
>+Arab
>-thick waist
>-balding at 22
>+great beard genetics
>+6'2"
>+handsome
>+turkish
>+7.5x6 dick
>+sick calf genetics
>+H İ G H T E S T
>-dyel
>>37946216
>>37946146
>arrb
>turkish
>being a +
>HEIGHT (6'3)
>FRAME (broad ass shoulders and average waist)
>receding hairline
at the very least I can go full alpha mode I just won't be able to pull the pretty boy look off for that much longer
>>37946227
you can't deny even though 50% of our population is islamist autists we have good genetics and many western women love it
Everyone here has a 7.5 inch dick...you expect me to believe that shit?
Pros:
Good facial genetics
Good body genetics
High test
Drive in life ultra high and I never give up if i wanna earn something
Cons:
5'8.5" >.5
5.5-6 inch cock depending on how hard/horny I am. >at least its thick
>>37946245
I can in fact deny that lol
>>37946489
well you're wrong ;)
>manly jaw
>nice ass (get compliments all the time)
>huge nose and tier 1 gyno :(
>>37937786
>easy to put on muscle
>arms grow almost effortlessly
>pencil dick (6" but small girth)
>skinny trap aesthetic
>nice hair
>narrow hips
>>37946126
Really... a woman just asked a serious question and all you can say is a stupid meme?
>>37937825
Holy shit how do you walk?
>+183 cm (that's 6' for you burgerclaps)
>+good proportions
>-fucking allergies
>>37941770
There's plenty famous female models who intentionally keep their teeth gap and make it a distinctive feature
>>37943549
>Someone help me
Look up low impact workouts for someone your weight
>>37937786
+ Sub 10% bf (measured multiple ways, gotten between 8.1 and 9.5)
+ distance runner build
- distance runner build
Women either love or hate the long and lean look.
>Six feet tall
>Naturally thin, aesthetic proportions
>Retardobrain
>>37938584
Overall bretty good
>>37938240
>everyone
>links two people.
aaaalrighty.
strong abs
flexible
I can't control my appetite
Natural ottermode with little effort
6'
Hairy asscheeks and bootycrack
>>37946227
Worked to my benefit. Instead of being a white Manlet
>big dick
>tall
>body is athletic but ugly
>>37937786
>roid delts while natty (get accused of juice semi-frequently)
> sharp jaw, cheekbones
>5'11 (why the fuck didn't I sleep in my adolescence)
Huge, ripped arms
Handsome
Terrible gyno
>Solid beard genetics.
>strong rock climbing muscles
>never ending nystagmus.
It's on and off so am somewhat making it
>>37950462
regardless youre still a loser for being a 6'2 guy on 4chan
>+6'3"
>+7" exact dick and extremely thick
>-pic related
It literally hurts to be alive because of these deformities.
> toned from a lifetime of swimming
> wide hips
> roastie vag
>>37938246
So since nobody is following the 2:1 idea..
>balding
>patchy, thin facial hair
>big nose
>skinny frame
>moles on face
>weak chin
>no jaw
>big ears
"but"
>above average penor
>almost always look lean cause of frame
>deep voice
How fucked am I?
>>37950866
But wide hips are good on a woman, what are you complaining about?
Sorry about the Arby's Sandwich though. It isn't THAT bad, right?
>>37950879
Two positive, one shitty
I look good until you take my panties off, fucking sucks
Really wide hips, love handles, lumbar disk problems
But, ottermode, tall, high metabolism
Idc really
>wide shoulders narrow hips
>cute face
>asian
>>37950887
I dunno why I read that as a negative. My bad.
My condolences, I have severe phimosis that keeps reverting so most women run away like its a horror show. I kinda know how you feel.
>>37950913
Can you have sex with phimosis? Honest question Ive always wanted to ask but never had the opportunity to.
My only ex refused to eat me out over the course of our multi year relationship. I gave him blowjobs with panties on instead of sex because of how ashamed I was/am. I dont think I could handle getting naked with another guy and experiencing that shame again so yeah I know how you feel.
>>37950887
Honestly most dudes won't care. Be happy you don't have to constantly worry if your penis is big enough
>>37950700
post those delts
>>37950941
No I cannot, sometimes my foreskin will slip behind my head with enough force and it will be extremely painful. I've had one experience where I had an orgasm while my foreskin was retracted. It was the most painful experience of my life, and I've been shot before.
I know how you feel on the relationship thing, I straight up avoid them now because of my problem. I've been trying foreskin stretching methods and devices for years, but my skin always snaps back into place after a while.
Sorry to hear about your ex being such a dick. People like that don't really help our negative body image issues.
>>37951000
Are you going to get circumcised? I would get my labia trimmed if I had the money.
Hey, at least we're good with oral, r-right?
>>37951024
>Are you going to get circumcised?
Nah, There are still things I can try before I mutilate myself.
Also I was never good at oral. Was more of a hand man.
>>37951000
>it will be extremely painful
You're a big guy.
>>37951096
Oral or hands are an adequate substitute, I only fucked my ex once but gave literally thousands of blowjobs and even he said "this is even better than your pussy" multiple times while cumming soooo there is hope for me I suppose.
Well I wish you luck anon. Lets keep on getting fit and maybe people can look past our fucked up genitals.
>>37951119
Yea, good luck to you too Anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>37942487
> atleast 5'10
>complaining
Pick one
>>37950887
>I look good until you take my panties off
Besides personal preference for a hookup, not sure why a guy would care.
>>37950941
>>37951119
Your ex sounds retarded really. Provided you're at least moderately sexually attractive overall, I think the vast majority of guys out there would plow you with wild abandon regardless, and probably eat you too in a bf/gf relationship (assuming you have good hygiene). Your ex sounds more like he's scared of vagina in general. I'd advise you to get a second opinion from a new bf.
>>37937786
>+red beard blue eyes dark hair
>+great shoulder genetics
>-my body keeps trying to kill me
Get told often I look good, people approach me in the streets.
Afraid to let people get close to me and only have one thing on my mind every morning
>is this the day the cancer is back again again again?
>7 inch dick
>relatively attractive + can grow a pretty good beard
>can't lift arms straight above head because of a genetic problem (mom cannot either) so I literally cannot do some lefts
>>37951583
I want to elaborate on people getting close. It somehow feels less scary to die if you don't have to leave so many people behind.
The thought of having a family and friends and never see them again is just unbearable, an indescribable pain directly from your core
>>37951596
You're going to die eventually anyway.
If it can give you perspective, there's the Stephen Hawking quote from when a journalist asked him how he coped psychologically with the horrifying degenerative disease:
>My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.
You might as well take what life gives you in the meantime and be thankful for it.
>>37937786
>6'
>7/10 face
>acne scars under both my eyes and on my cheeks
>>37951623
I just can't look around at the people staring into my emaciated face as I lie in the hospital bed with tubes in your arms again.
It's a whole other level of devastation when their words say you're going to be alright and their faces say goodbye.
Life is good again, but I know it's only temporary and I have a hard time enjoying it when I already know what it's like to lie there. I just want my innocence and ignorance back
+ grey eyes
+ unlikely to go bald
- muscles shake when activated due to benign tremor
>>37951096
My ex also had phimosis. He couldn't pull it down past a quarter of his tip. He was my first so I had nothing to compare it to other than pictures/videos and I didn't really matter to me either. He was super self conscious and delayed showing me his dick for quite some time. The only part that really bugged me was constantly trying to be delicate with him. I could only pull the skin up, never down. After a while though he decided he wanted to mutilate himself and got circumcised, I supported him because it's his body, his choice. That was just about as bad though; after I spent a month babying him back to health, it turned out that his dick was super sensitive to everything and it made it even more impossible to do anything with him. We tried sex once like half a year later but that was a disaster since it was just too stimulating for him and it became painful. It's been almost a year since we split and he's managed to get two girlfriends since then, poor things (although I'm no better off, haven't had a bf since him).
Tl;dr: Go with your gut. I know that phimosis sucks, but it could always be worse.
Also good luck with the stretching, I thought that was snake-oil.
>>37951096
have you tried corticosteroid ointments?
I'm treating with triamcinolone right now and it seems to be working, alongside with stretching. The scarring and damage I've done by forcefully stretching before I had the ointment is healing and the skin is loosening. It took a bit to persuade my doctor to actually prescribe it, though. GD outright refused to do so, urologist gave it to me but told me it's not going to work.
>+510 total at under 80kg
>+5'11
>+Above 95th percentile IQ
>+White and good looking
>+7.25"
>+10%
>-look dyel
>-little motivation
>-pectus excavatum
>-balding at 24
>-shit tier insertions
Consider myself very lucky.
>6'1"
>broad shouldered thick wristed mother fucker
>big fuckin hands
>dip a can and a half a day
>>37950866
>roast beef vagina
Please stop worrying about this. Any man will be ecstatic to have intercourse with you. If you ask me personally, theres more to play with when you give a girl head. It's not ugly, that's how they look; a hole that you're supposed to shove a dick in and rub around.
Anyone who's bothered by it is dumb af and most likely a homosexual
>>37937825
pics or it didn't happen
>good frame
>decent jawline
>terrible insertions
why even live brehs?
>>37951803
>good looking
>balding at 24
pick one
>7, 5.5 inch dick
>builds muscle/burns fat easily (only started getting fit 2 months ago)
>con, sweat profusely in bed. Have to replace sheets every night on a hot day and no I'm not fat.
>>37938174
kek
+5'11 perfect height mode
+6.8 dick
-huge PE hole, will probably look like shit if I ever get a big chest
-thinning and receding hair at 21, debating if I want to accept baldmode and use creatine
> +big tits
> +wide hips
> -male
Great frame
Good face
Dumbo sized ears
>>37954629
Not -balding visibly yet just looks like the start of it to me desu
>>37941605
>all those negatives
if you were 6'3 you would me be
>amazing ass and legs
>solid beard growth
>5'6"
>>37937786
> + 6'0" tall
> + Attractive face (not when smiling)
> - Really nobbly elbows and knees
Beggars can't be choosers. And no one lives forever.
>well proportioned body
>thick dick
>balding early
>beautiful eyes
>great calves
>TINY cock
So it goes I guess
>>37937786
Good
>Great hair genetics so far
>strong ass teeth
>6 foot tall
>Great vocal cords
Bad
>Flat feet
>Weak chin
>Very slightly crosseyed
>Bags under eyes no matter what
>Average penis I am a grower so i feel uncomfertable when it's limp
>Kind of a nigger nose even though i am white
>Can't grow a thick mustache
>I don't sweat very much but my sweat is stinky
>>37937786
>+ I will die someday
>+ I'm not disabled
>- 5 inch dick
>>37937786
>+ 6'4"
>+ face is good straight-on
>- ted cruz from the side
6'3
"God tier" jaw line
Severe depression and likely to commit suicide
>>37959238
Nerve gas?
>killer calves
>hourglass shape
>loose skin from being a landwhale
My upper arms are in especially rough shape.
>>37941605
>keratosis pilaris
I have this as well and recently started using a lotion called Urea Care. I noticed a big difference in the texture of my skin immediately and the redness has lessened with only a week of use.
>>37959238
what the fuck happened here?
>>37937786
>handsome
>naturally muscular
>All fat goes to belly, zero in thighs or butt or arms.
>Thus need very low bf% for abs
>>37959317
I've never known about this but I think I may have a mild case, my shoulders and upperarms have always been bumpy and covered in very small pimples. I don't think it's bad enough to be noticeable to anyone though.
>>37941452
Nice
>>37947270
Show us your queef cannon
>>37959345
That sounds like it. My case is on the mild side as well as I don't actually have bumps, but my pores look red and inflamed.
If it does bother you, I definitely recommend any creams with urea in it. I can only vouch for Urea Care, but it's one of the more gentle with only 10% in it. The nice thing is you don't even need to use much.
>6'0
>good jawline
>hairy af lower body
>>37940277
Kek
>>37959293
>>37959322
Nacolepsy apparently
>>37937825
If life were an rpg this would be the way to allocate stats
6 foot 1
Broad shoulders, small waist
Wide hips - back ache/big zits
>long neck and serious collarbones
>big eyes w/ heterochromia
>short legs
>>37937786
>+6'0''
>+Handsome
>-Misanthropic shut-in shit posting on a Kazakhstani goat husbandry board
>Niceish looking face
>Good insertions
>small wee wee
>blond blue eyes masterrace
>7/10 face
> sadly 7x4.5 dick
i hate this threads. everyone has a handsome or attractive face but whenever someone posts a pic of himself he looks like he either has downsyndrome or never left his basement
RN
>Chad Genetics
>White
>>Crazy IQ
>>Perfect 7x4.5
>Weird White spots on my lips & dick
>canker sores daily like a motherfucker
>quick addiction habit
>am a model and have great sexual success even if I think I'm hideous
>smart
That's about all the positives. Negatives?
Too many to list as I hate myself
>>37959322
This is what Xanax withdrawal does to u
>>37937786
>somewhat wide shoulders
>naturally big traps
>hips almost as wide as rip cage
I'll never have that full blown V-taper.
>>37937786
>naturally broad frame and huge traps
>great memory, never had to study hard even at university
>5'8, 30lbs overweight
>go to the swimming pool
>cashier asks for age
>mfw I'm 27
Is this good or not?
