>ask mom to make chicken before school
>knows 100% for a fact I don't want it fried
>come home and find it fried
Holy fuck one simple thing I ask for and this fucking retard can't even get it right.
cook it yourself you fktard
keep it marinated and bake it in the oven.
takes 5 minutes prep and 30 minutes to serve
>>37928129
she just loves you and shes doing her best you ungrateful piece of trash
you dont deserve a mom like that
>>37928129
Post pic of mom in bathing suit so I can decide how to help you.
and when you go off and live on your own you'll be scrapping for top ramen money.
Although you're probably gonna live with her forever. Never mind. Poor lady.
OP confirmed autist.
>>37928129
>wants something done his specific way
>has someone else do it
You're a fucking idiot. Do shit for yourself if you're going to get butt blasted if someone variates from your plan.
Since when is your mother your slave? She fucked birthed you. Show some gratitude.
And eat your god damn chicken, you spoiled little fuck.
The only mistake that woman made was not aborting your ungrateful ass.
>>37928223
I never got this line of reasoning
My mom always said I owe her respect but she always yelled and cursed at me for no reason
Bitch I didn't ask to be born
>>37928233
Hi, still waiting on the pic of mom in a bikini. Only want to help you.
>>37928156
>>37928218
>>37928223
It's her fucking job to do it. My job is to keep lifting so I can get a girl and to finish college. If my parents stop paying for it then maybe I'll go and make my own chicken, but until then this bitch better get it right.
>>37928233
Yeah, no shit you don't get it. She should've swallowed the load that made you. Make your own food and quit bitching.
"OH NOES I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN!!!11!"
Fucking kid.
>>37928261
The future Mrs. Frogposter is a lucky grill ;)
>>37928261
Your job is to act like a fucking man. Acting like a man isn't lifting for bitches. You are the reason why everyone should hate kids. I hope your genetic content doesn't get passed down, Your mom did fuck up once, and that was making you.
>>37928129
>Sitting at home playing viddy gums
>Grandmummy asks me to feed the cats
>I get up and feed the kitties. I mush thier food with a spoon and go back to my game
>"WAIT DID YOU SMUSH IT"
>"Yes Grandma"
>"I'm gonna check"
>My little brother says "Yes he smushed it"
>She checks "YOU DIDN'T SMUSH IT GOOD ENOUGH"
>I get a little upset
>"I smushed it and the cats are eating it"
>She tells me to smush it again
>I aint gonna do it
>She threatens to not buy any healthy food
>I get up and get a fork out of the dishwasher since the drawer was empty and start exaggeratedly smushing the food
>"KNOCK IT OFF"
>I put the fork in the sink and go to walk back to my game
>"TURN THE DISHWASHER BACK ON!"
>I lose my cool
>"IT WAS ALREADY OFF!"
>she snarls back at me "KNOCK IT OFF"
>At this point the rage has set in
>I go sit down fuming
>She walks into her bedroom and closes the door
>I calm down a little and walk over to the door and open it a crack to talk to her
>"IM CHANGING" and she slams the door on me
Fucking furious.jpg
>"I just wanna talk i'm not gonna open it all the way"
>Slams it again
>I get so fucking mad i punch the door
Leave a small dent. Solid wood door thankfully so no biggie
>Go back to my game
>My knuckles are bleeding
I just wanted to be a good boy
Thank god i am moving out of here
>>37928294
If someone establishes themselves as the cook, I expect them to cook. Her job is so easy, all she has to do is sit at home and relax until work. The least I can expect is for her not to fuck up simple chicken.
teach her some fucking respect
>>37928261
>OP is literally mad at his mom because of tendies
>>37928412
I'm seriously gonna slap her if she pulls this shit again. I've been too nice up until now.
>>37928393
>calm down
>peel the breading off the chicken
>eat the chicken
you can do it OP
>>37928393
Her job is so easy? If it's so easy, why the fuck is she dealing with you? Her job should have been not having made you. Your sole existence probably ruined her life. Spoiled kids do that. Eat your god damn chicken and shut the fuck up.
>>37928473
Spoiled children are the result of lack of discipline
>being unfamiliar with REEposting
>>37928129
>>37928261
>>37928393
>>37928443
>/fit/ will still fall for this
guys, remember that we're on the chinz
>all these summer fags not recognizing a meme copy paste bait thread
Jesus Christ.
>dumb frogposter
>typical /r9k/ posting about his mom's tendies
Just stop fucking responding
>ask chinese gf to fry me four eggs sunny side down
>the stupid chink cunt breaks the yolk when flipping them
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
