I gave pic related to my gym's grill, as I do every week. Feels good to to show appreciation for her work.
>be from Germany
>visit America for business
>arrive at airport
>everyone breaks into applause
>tip the stewardess and pilot on the way off the plane
>get in a taxi
>tip the driver immediately
>staying at hotel called Good Time Hotel
>taxi arrives at Good Time hotel
>I break into applause
>tip driver again
>tip Good Time hotel receptionist
>take elevator to my hotel room
>break into applause
>go to Good Time Hotel gym
>tip gym receptionist
>break into applause after every set
>swap in for sets on the bench press
>his gut hangs over my face as he spots me
>tip him anyway, because I know how stressful a job it is to spot people
>shower
>shower has handrails to assist Americans off mobility scooters
>eat dinner
>portion is HUGE
>can't finish the 12 kg of food on my plate
>just leave more tips and go back to hotel
>get lost
>ask girl on street for directions for Good Time
>very polite girl says she will take me there
>gets in my car
>tip her
>arrested for solicitation of prostitute
>try to tip police
>bribery charges added on
>posting this from jail right now
>>37923127
>appreciation for her work
Standing there? Do you tip walmart greeters as well?
>>37923519
Made me laugh more than it should
>>37923127
fucking merricans
I don't have to worry about these stupid things in yurop
sharia law prohibits them to even look at me
>>37923127
I realized americans tip for a lot of things, but this is a new one on me.
I'll be visiting america in a few months. Do i really need to tip a receptionist?
>>37923519
Question
>big black face man asked me to perform favor for him
>I ask if there will be a tip
>(I am running low on cash from all the tips I have been giving)
>black face says he will give me "a lot more than just tip"
>I do not understand his meaning
>he puts his weinersnitzel inside my hamburg steak buns
>I applaud
>sent to jail Doctor
>he sew shut my anus hole
>I break into applause
>i Can not tip him because police took my wallet
>will I be required to tip jail staff once I am released?
>>37923519
you forgot to cry at every slightly uncomfortable moment
>>37924801
yes but since you're coming from jail you can only pay in cigarettes and hustler mags
>>37924753
Bruh, I don't worry about this shit in America cuz I don't tip. That's a bullshit system to not pay employees properly.
>>37924866
I don't like the tipping system either, but if you don't tip the servers don't get paid. By not tipping, you are not sending a message to the management, you are just screwing some poor waitress out of getting paid for an hour of work. Tip is just part of the price of eating at a restaurant. If you can't afford it, stay home.
>>37924953
by law if tips don't add up to minimum wage the boss has to pay up
servers often get paid as low as 3.50 per hour m8
>>37924866
>>37924953
it's not only the servers getting paid out of the tips.
The way it works in most restaurants, the servers pay the bussers, bartenders, and food runners a percentage of their sales out of their tips: if you tip a server in the US 20% probably only around half of that is actually going the server - the other half goes to the bussers, bartenders, and foodrunners.
>>37924753
>>37924798
do you tip you're hairdresser?
>>37925155
I pay my hairdresser
>>37925177
You didn't answer the question, cuck.
>>37923519
>Be from Africa
>visit America for business
>arrive at airport
>everyone breaks into applause
>randomly selected to go through additional security screening
>strip searched
>After rectal exam, I tip the security staff and break into applause
>Cant get a taxi
>walk 12 miles to my hotel
>thats a short distance in my country
>stopped 5 times by police on my way to hotel
>hands up dont shoot
>arrive at hotel
>receptionist is pretty white woman
>I attempt to rape her
>security throws me out
>people in hotel lobby break into applause as I am tossed out to the street
>see them tipping the security guards
>need to take a shower
>stop by a nearby gym
>resist my urge to rape the receptionist
>tip her instead
>hit the weights
>easily outlift every little white boy in the gym because of superior black genetics
>break into applause every every set
>hit the shower
>little white boys in the shower in complete shock when they see that my cock has a six-pack of its own
>after gym, go get some food
>mfw American restaurants do not even provide the flesh of enemy tribes to devour
>mfw no baby hearts
>how do Americans even gain invincibility before battle?
>tip the server anyway, because I know how much work it takes to be a waiter
>still cant catch a cab
>walk down the street with my hands up
>arrested anyway
>comply with the officer
>shot anyway
>tip the police officer, because I know how stressful their job is
>posting this from the county morgue
>R.I.P Tyrone
