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This guy slaps YOUR ass at the gym and completely disregards
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This guy slaps YOUR ass at the gym and completely disregards your gf

What do you do?
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>dud wtf
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>>37919527

Well I would pick up something heavier than 15 pound dumbbells and slap his weak ass around.
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"RICH! what the fuck man I didn't know you were training in Australia, how come on your social media you never said anything about it?"
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>>37919527
order 66 his candy ass and get him to send me some 5% stuff and collab with me
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Pretend to be a fake plate so he would lift me up. No homo
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>>37919576
lift u out of poverty?
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>>37919583
And into to his enlarged heart
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>>37919575
lmao
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"I'll tell you when to stop, bitch!"
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>>37919527
This man is genuinely going to die soon, isn't he?
He is unironically going to die in the next year or so, he's like 45 and still pumping steroids like they're skittles. The stress it must be putting his aging body under.
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>>37919527
I call my homeboy up to give him a spooky time later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPHx4HU6a20
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>>37919527
Call security, there's no way he has the student ID needed to enter my gym. If that doesn't work I'll throw pints of Ben and Jerry's to distract him so I can keep lifting.
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>>37919527
break up with my GF cause she didn't stand up for me
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>>37919737
Found the dyel.
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>>37919527
>Slaps ass
>Power of 8 HOUR ARM WORKOUTS C'MON blasts me into outer space
>MFW I literally leave humanity behind.
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Call up my boy Hemmingway to put a full mag in him.
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>>37919527
He looks like he's going to die.
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>>37919527
Order 66 rich pinna order 66 rich pinna for not pondering me rich pinna order 66
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>i hear an audible slap on my butt
>i put down my dumbbells, angry
>"watch it bro i was almost done with my 8 hou-"
>panini cuts me off, offers me his hand
>i grasp his 10 foot wide hand
>i slowly faint, the last words i hear being "come on... 8 scoops..."
>i wake up in space, floating in a giant protein tub
>padingo is next to me, watching the earth fade into the distance
>mfw i have left humanity behind
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>>37920005
High as fuck and I can legit see this in a C4 canister
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>>37920019
Wowee, DRUGS! You're GNARLY dude!
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>>37919527
let him smash
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Get my natural friend who got big by stretching elastic bands and eating honeybuns and gets asked by pimp gangsters if he's misdah lympia to take his ass to slap city BOP BOP
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>What's the matter Mr Piano? Am I wearing pants with Jason Genova on my glutes?
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>>37920501
Is that kalimuscle?
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>>37920628
no it's Jeff "Grapefruit" Seid
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>>37920628
It's Chuck Basher, a gay porn star who plays the character "Kali Muscle" on YouTube. Srs look it up.
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>>37919971
new t shirts coming out enjoy the ment hater reps order sissy six at jason genova clothing line dot com uh jason genova clothing dot com its piss its sick its revolting its insulting awrite peace out bye
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>>37919527
>be off duty cop
arrest him for sexual assault
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>>37921784
rat
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>>37919933
Best one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjB0qADFYKs
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>>37919527
> alcoholic's potato nose
my condolences to him
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>>37921807
Now this video was incredibly calming...
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>>37921807
>mfw I unironically listen to vaporwave when I exercise
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>>37919527
lad looks one roid rage away from a stroke
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>>37922068
it's p chill

i like lazerhawk for cardio though, gotta go fast
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>>37921807
I have no idea why I watched the entire thing.
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Bend over and let his dick hang lower than my balls.
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>>37919527
JUST
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