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Fresh episodes for your motivation
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
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>>37917242
Definitely need a thread like this after my lack of control today. Keep em comin' boys.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M8igAEaR1Q
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>>37917318
Opps meant to post this as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbDa1DUi-Wc
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>>37917652

>Those expressions
>Implying they're not just trolling
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Idk if this is proper fat logic or if I'm just being petty but this is what someone i know said to me.

>People who want their SO to be fit are just shallow, i don't need to be fit to find love
>i've liked 3/10 people for their personalities
>i want to lose weight initially because I wanted to be fat and prove I could have someone attractive, I did with my ex. I don't like shallow people
>For the record, I'm kind of offended that you think being healthy or fit is a requirement for love. Otherwise you wouldn't have said anything

I was trying to motivate him to keep going w/ his p90x program by telling him that more people would be into him and stuff like that. He took it poorly.

So we're clear, he's also fat, maybe obese at 290lbs, says he hates people and seems like a super typical "niceguy" with a secret simmering rage for women. he tells all the chicks (me included) that he meets that he's writing a book about his experiences with them. which is...weird imo.

Like I'm legit not sure if this is fat logic or not but i feel it wouldn't fit anywhere else and i want to see what /fit/ thinks.
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>>37917242

This woman has polycystic ovary syndrome, so unlike most fat fucks, she does genuinely have a health condition that's making it harder to lose weight
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>>37917242
paramedic here.
responded to a house fire.
can hear a man screaming from inside the house.
firefighters rush in to try and save him
dude is 500lbs and bed confined.
whole house is too cluttered to get his bed out.
basically stand there and listen to a grown man scream while getting burned alive.
finally get him out of the house.
dude is still alive so we take him to ambulance.
oil and grease is litterally running out of him that was cooked.
the smell.....
smelled like burned chicken and mcdonalds.
go ahead and say this isn't true.

I swear thi
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>>37917802
you're a heartless little shit that will never be a real doctor
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>>37917796
They do but if they stay to a healthy diet, take their meds, and excerise they can stay at a normal BMI. This bitch just eats a lot
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>>37917816
2 assumptions there.
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>>37917827

Yeah, but what you said doesn't mean anything. It's harder for them because of insulin resistance
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>>37917769
>talking to a 400lb beta fag
Gurl, why do you surround yourself with mediocre people?
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>>37917853
Not the guy you're replying to but fuck that shit. Yes, it's harder but that's no excuse to get to that size. I literally don't have a thyroid because of thyroid cancer and I'm still at a healthy size. That's because I account for any live with my fucked up hormone levels instead of using them as an excuse to eat everything and never exercise
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>>37917652
>Her forehead in the last frame.

Is that fat or just sheboon genetics?
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>>37917886
they have funny shaped heads. I first noticed this in 2nd grade.
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>>37917853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rgRuYQme0M
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>>37917877

All I'm saying is why go after a fat person with a physical predisposition towards obesity instead of a normal fat person
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>>37917916

What does this prove? Obese people eat food?
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Has anyone ever noticed the way fat people eat?
I used to have a friend who's always been obese, I hated eating with her because of the way she ate.
>eyes closed
>placing food on the tongue
>that disgusting pleasure face
>licking fingers
>licking utensils
She also ate SUPER slow and obviously had to order dessert every fucking time.
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>>37918044

>being friends with girls
>being friends with fat girls
>being friends with people whose habits you hate
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>>37917769
>he tells all the chicks (me included) that he meets that he's writing a book about his experiences with them
This isn't even a red flag, this is a theater curtain that's been set ablaze.
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>>37918064
>implying I'm male
dude, she was a friend from kinder and cut loose of her just a few years ago because I realized I didn't enjoy her company at all.
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>>37918095

>being hung-up on the things people you haven't been friends with for years did
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Reposting Whitney Thore facts from last thread, all of these are things stated on the show.

Stats
>Resting Heart Rate: 120 bpm
>Blood Pressure: 160/90
>Weight (as of Season 3): 375lbs
>average speed: really fucking slow

Conditions (Condishuns?)
>Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome
>balding (linked to PCOS)
>hirsutism (linked to PCOS)
>Sleep apnea requiring a CPAP machine
>pre-diabetes (allegedly under control)
>occasional smoker
>regular drinker

Other
>routinely pulls back muscles rendering her immobile
>feet often swell up after standing for extended periods (1 hour or more) causing immobility
>Threw up and then collapsed after attempting a "Dance-A-Thon"
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>>37918229
Don't forget she once pissed herself sneezing.
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>>37918229

Resting HR is seriously that high? Mine is half that
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>>37918229
>160/90
Soon you'll be able to power hydraulic lifts with her.
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>>37918278
that's what you get when you're 400lbs and smoke and drink.
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>>37917922

Youre vastly vastly vaaaastly overestimating how much pcos contributes to weight gain.

By like orders of magnitude.
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>>37918355

Did you even read the post you replied to lol
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>>37918373

Yep. Some bitches cancerous womb is no excuse.
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>>37918408

Google "insulin resistance" you sad angry person
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>>37918424

Google calories in calories out you stillborn dispenser.
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>>37918424
>>37918373
>>37917922
You sound like my sister who's in her third failed year of college while on her period.
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>>37918229

>balding

I was actually shocked to see that. I had no idea she was wearing weaves. Cheater.
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>>37918424
Insulin resistance does make it harder to lose weight, you are correct. As does PCOS.

But what's the single worst thing you can do when you have either of those conditions?

That's right - eat too much.

Both insulin resistance and other PCOS symptoms are exacerbated heavily by being overweight, and controlled by losing it.
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>>37917242

This is the face of endless patience, mixed in with a little sadness and resignation.

Bless you, you tried.
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>>37918229
>Resting Heart Rate: 120 bpm

how is she alive?
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>>37917796
Pcos is caused by obesity, not the other way around.

My mother in law studies this shit.
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>>37918644

It's both ways, moron
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J17tLzaYFE
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>>37917916
>banana and mayonnaise sandwich
what the actual fuck
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>>37918519

>Both insulin resistance and other PCOS symptoms are exacerbated heavily by being overweight, and controlled by losing it.

I know, I don't really understand why you're telling me this

>>37918446
>http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2012/06/when-a-calorie-is-not-just-a-calorie/

"calories in, calories out" is more a useful rule of thumb than objective science.
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>>37918519
THIS
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>>37918753

white people love their mayo.
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>>37917242

Thanks for the new ep, Anon. Look forward to the next, you're doing God's work, man.
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>>37917242
Its happening
Out of all the episodes THIS is what I wanna see
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>>37917802
>That pic
> i ask myself that every night
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Her mom has really good genetics
A fucking waste
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>>37918529
http://www.willpowellfitness.com/greensboro_weight_loss.html
Found her trainer's site. Wish we could do an AMA with the poor guy
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>>37918749
lost it at the tim and eric mind blown part.
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>>37918229
>Resting Heart Rate: 120 bpm
jesus h. christ boyo
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>>37919214
What should it be? Mine's 72 and i'm not even /fit/ yet.

TFW know people who have 100+ and they are skinny.
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>>37919292
60-80 is average/good
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>>37918848
What a gorgeous Norwegian forest cat. I have two brothers.
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>>37919292
Mines 54, 100+ is fucked, they need to get checked
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>>37919306

I have one too. She's a lady.
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>>37918424
Found the fatty. Obesity makes PCOS much worse, yeh lazy twat.
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>>37918727
Nah, fatty. Go cry in your car and eat another whole sheet cake from Walmart, you earned it because of us assholes on fit. Go on gurl, treat yo self !!
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>>37918848
>be model in the eighties fit af
>tfw daughter turns into mayoblubber troll
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>>37919306
cute
>>37919457
CUUUUTTTTTEEEE SO FLUFFY!
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>>37918348
How does she get such big arms?
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>>37918768
I like mayo (am white) but with banana, come on m8 thats just fucked
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>>37919743
Fork lift x F
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>>37917330


How is none of this a wake up call to her?
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>>37917796
PCOS is a bullshit excuse man. All the evidence shows that it's harder to lose weight and you gain moderate body fat.
My gf has it and she uses it as an excuse to eat garbage. "I'm trying to lose weight, but pcos is making it hard" with a mouthful of m&ms
I used to believe it, now I've been redpilled
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>>37918278
I weigh 252 and have a resting HR of 57
what the fuck is that bitch doing? Doesn't she teach dance classes?
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>>37917242
>https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
you're doing the lard's work, OP!
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>>37918044
Goddamn this is so accurate

Old housemate, fat and just a general slob, he'd always have food in the corners of his mouth sometimes for days a time. He'd always share those Facebook food videos (the ones where they basically throw a load of shit food together with cheese and everyone tags their friends) he'd also do this kinda homer Simpson mouth gargle thing everytime he'd see something extra delicious... He's a mate, but I honestly can't help but judge him sometimes
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>>37917535

Boogie is such a fat, fucking pathetic piece of shit.
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>>37917916

It's a waste because she gas a genuinely pretty face. If she got into lifting and lost all the weight, she'd be a definite qt.
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>>37917816
how is he heartless though?
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>>37918768
kinda white guy here
that video caused me to go "oh ohhhhh fuck you ohh" out loud
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>>37917877
Hey, I remember you
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>>37918727
The only case you can make is that it makes you hungrier.

Other than that your body simply cannot produce fat from nothing.

This woman is the best OBGYN in the state-possibly the region. Not only that, but the whole field accepts it as such.
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>>37917242
Is it possible that the file for ep 6 is the same as for ep 1? What am `I doing wrong?
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>>37918229
fixed her shirt
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>>37918229
Fucking godlike stats for a snorlax
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>>37918529
I watched the new episode last night. She broke down in tears after she couldn't explain to him the "reason" why she couldn't workout as hard as he wanted her too.
I seriously doubt he would waste his time on her if he wasn't getting paid a fuck ton plus exposure. I know insure as hell wouldn't after that crap.
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>>37917242
I fucking love this season.

It's literally all her life choices coming in to slap her in the face all at once.

How long do you think it will be until she commits suicide after this show eventually stops airing?
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>>37919786
She's a textbook case of NPD. Literally, she is wrapping herself around in a security blanket of delusion to protect her own ego and try to force reality to fit her personal narrative.

She cannot mentally take responsibility for anything, because in her mind she is absolutely perfect and blameless.

It's pretty fucking sad, desu
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>>37918044
Also, they appear to eat slowly, but put large quantities of food in their mouths in each mouthful. I have a friend who is pretty overweight, and I can't help but notice that... when I eat chips, I take one flake at a time and even bite one off if it's big, while she takes several flakes at a time in one bite! So she doesn't eat at a fast speed, but she still kills off a bag of chips at least 3 times faster then me anyway. Same with all other food, she puts as much in her mouth as she can in each bite.
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>>37917802
Stories like this should be printed on every McDonald's box
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>>37920029
>she'd be a definite qt.

Doubt it. That body is already at the past the point of no return. She literally has the health issues of someone in their 70's.
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>>37918768
>white people
>mayo on banana
Wat?
White as yogurt person in white as yogurt country here, and I've never ever seen anyone do that combo! Mayo is usually put on stuff like meat and shrimp sandwiches, not much else.
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>>37919306
>>37919457
>>37919731
CUTE! Especially that second one, such a pretty face.
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>>37921015
Yeah she's full of shit as always.

I've lived in redneck central part of the states my whole life, and I've never heard of anything even remotely close to that. And I've eaten deer balls.
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>>37919893
>Doesn't she teach dance classes?

lol have you even seen her "class"? It's literally just her doing the same two fucking moves for an hour, shuffling from side to side.

Even her own students are getting tired of it.
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>>37921034
yeah I'm calling bullshit
>be fat
>openly hate fatasses
>"but anon there are girls that like fat guys you shouldn't be so mean towards fatties"
no seriously fuck fat asses
fat shamming should be an olympic sport
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>>37918848
>70's babs

muh dick

Shame she fucking killed her hair in the 70's. I'll never understand why people though constantly burning the fuck out of their hair follicles was a good idea back then.
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>>37921076
Have you seen the episode yet where she says she would never date a fat guy?

It's funny how she is every Tumblr HAES bitch stereotype imaginable.
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>>37920990
I eat several chips/crackers/fries at a time but i'm no lardass

It would anger me seeing a fattie do it though.
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>>37921100
>Have you seen the episode yet where she says she would never date a fat guy?
nope but it doesn't surprise me one bit
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>>37921100
I don't get this one. What is he bringing in in the last few panels?
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>>37921119
Have you seriously never had a physical done?

It's one of those Hospital Weighing Scales that go up to like 1000 lbs.
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>>37921015
Haha I know a dude who put Kalles kaviar on his banana. Silver medalist in Oly weightlifting, dude knows something.
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>>37917743
>Black people
>Don't have massively exaggerated expressions.
Literally every episode of pimp my ride would disagree with that.
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>>37917769
obligatory
LONDON
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O
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>>37918548
I checked mine then, 15 in 10 seconds so ~90bpm. I-is that OK?
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>>37917769
>, maybe obese at 290lbs
At 290 and fat (not very muscular) he is definitely obese unless he happens to be 6'10''.
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>>37919743
Roids and only doing free weight curls.
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>>37917769
>>37921225
I'm 230@6' and I have a BMI>30, so yeah. He's definitely obese.
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>>37917330
ahahahahaHAHAHAHA

"I'm sad because I'm in a mobility scooter and people are making fun of me. I should make no changes to my life. This is fine. This is ok."
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>>37918424
The dude you're talking to, from my understanding, survived cancer and has all kinds of fucked up hormonal balance and still stays at healthy weight. Bitch, it's like you're trying to teach Einstein about relativity theory while having Down's syndrome.
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>>37918548
at my absolute fattest my resting BPM was 89~92 and I felt like salty garbage 24/7. How she manages to function at 120 is beyond me.

also mines was at 55 last I checked, fuck year.
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>>37921128
The scales I've seen don't go past 400. Maybe it's a 'murrican thing.
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>>37918229
>120bpm
that's 2/3rds of a Drum'n'Bass song's speed. That's fcking insane
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>>37919306
Norwegian Forest Cats a best.
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>>37919306
>previously on my Big Fat Fabulous Cat
>Catney wants more food
>the food bowl is all the way in the kitchen
>Catney is trying to meow loud enough to get her owner to bring her the food, but it's just pissing him off
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>>37918229
you missed that time when she almost snapped his shin trying to ski, she couldnt even get to the track
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>>37917318
has an extra pair in her car. so fucking fat it happens regularly.
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>>37918762
take a general nutrition course if you think calories in calories out is anything other than a simple explanation of thermodynamics
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>>37921722
It is like trying to explain gravity by saying it is a force that attracts one mass to the center of another mass. Very simplified but essential correct.
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>>37918762
your link literally points to an article saying low gi foods leave you feeling full longer as the primary focus of the article, it would never indicate as your post implies that c.in and c.out are anything other than the single thing that determines whether an individual has excess energy to store as fat...
read the first paragraph of the picture at the top of the article. read it over and over until you understand every word
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>>37921751
not like that at all, actually
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>>37918749
need comic
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>>37917922
Because in addition to >>37918355
the HAES bullshit she spouts is harming other people who also can and should loose weight as well
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>>37921100
Yeah I have, that and she's always giving Buddy shit for being too fat. It's amazing how fat acceptance only seems to be for women, almost every tumblr bitch will go on and on about how women shouldn't be judged for their looks and then they'll turn around and explain how men should "naturally" be muscular or some bullshit.
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>>37918114
not her but the point of this thread is to literally post fat people stories so
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>>37921760
Can you even read?
A low glycemic diet affects the metabolism an therefore the calories out, making weight loss sustainable. That is the primary focus of the article
"Total calories burned plummeted by 300 calories on the low-fat diet compared to the low-carbohydrate diet, which would equal the number of calories typically burned in an hour of moderate-intensity physical activity"
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>>37921783
Yes it is. Calories in v calories out works, if you are smart enough to calculate both. I admit most people aren't and you can go into hormone interactions so complex you need PhD to fully understand but in the end all they do is affect the calories out portion of the equation. If you are gaining weight you are eating too much that is all there is to it.
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>>37917816
what makes you think he wants to be a doctor?
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>>37917796
I do too, yet you don't see me stuffing my face and sitting around all day. Family has type 1 and 2 diabetes, crappy genetics, to top it off. Lifting 3-4x days a week and watching my diet is all it takes. I have no sympathy for her.
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>>37920990
>she puts as much in her mouth as she can in one bite.
Ughh...

Th...this use to be me. The cringe and shudder you put me through was quite unpleasent anon.
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>>37921915
its like you think that article is saying your bmr is effected by what foods you eat
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>>37917330
Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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>>37922295
Sorry to tell you this senpai but some things do. Spicy peppers cause thermogenesis, raising the amount of energy your body uses thus increasing your TDEE without an increase in physical activity.
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>>37917802
http://www.emergencymedicalparamedic.com/most-horrific-obesity-story/
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>>37922391
Nobody is getting the booty then
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>>37917769
I knew someone like this.
He said he was gonna write a book about dating based on his experiences as a epic beta. I asked him if he'd done any research to see other people's perspectives.

He said he had asked his fellow beta friends and they all agreed with him.

He was a friend of a friend who was a 100% atheist milady hat tipping autist who had lost weight and was no longer fat but still confused as to why girls didn't like him.

He honestly believed it was everyone else and not his fault he couldn't get a girlfriend. All his friends worshipped him as their bands leader and since he was the only non fat fuck anymore, but he still acted like a beta max, smug idiot.

Guy was creepy.
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>>37917802
you need to work on your meme text my friend
>otherwise good story
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>>37919999
my god, so it has been written and so it has been witnessed
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>>37917769
Why do you talk to the guy? Seems like a stressor who provides nothing of value.

Still, the guy's issue is not fatlogic, it's that he is mentally fucked up. Probably his upbringing and the surrounding culture fucked him up.

There are guys who think like that and are not fat, some are even fit and good looking.
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>>37919494
He's right dumbass. It's a vicious cycle.
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>>37922436
Dear fucking God.
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>>37917242

>It's a "/fit/ makes fun of someone more successful than they will ever be" thread

>inb4 she is fat and unhealthy and therefore unsuccessful, you know what I mean, she has her own fucking tv show
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>>37922403
So what? This study literally only gives you more control over your weight. It doesn't refute that a calorie isn't a calorie. It says that different macro ratios lead to different bmr. This means that over-consumption is more likely with the low fat diet.

Obviously a varying bmr requires you to adapt by changing your TDEE if you want to stay lean since Calories In > Calories Out => fat storage increase.
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>>37923333
Look, it's your idol. She's on TV afterall
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>>37921064
>that one episode of the slimmer chick who taught the class when Whitney "was too injured" to teach
>her class was harder and obvi much better
>whitney gets jealous that once again she's showed up by someone half her size
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>>37921224
Are you a smoker or something? Did you just get done moving some furniture or taking a speedwalk?
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>>37923583
She was half her size, but that still makes her a whale
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>>37923634
Yeah but even Whitney couldn't see that.
>NO BODY SHAME HAES UNLESS YOU TRY AND STEP ON MY TOES BITCH
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>>37917954
wtf I hate appendix now
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>>37918424
For the record insulin resistance can often be mitigated, even cured, by eating a ketogenic diet or by fasting for a moderate amount of time (like 5+ days).

These fat fucks cannot use insulin resistance as an excuse being that it is specifically their shit fat fuck diet that caused their insulin resistance in the first place.
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>>37918424
I have PCOS and I weight 114lbs. I just watch what I eat. All you said is bullshit.
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>>37917802
>try to save a 500lbs hambeast and risk getting trapped too
Or
>stand aside and save more people in the future

You can only choose one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlvtCzJPaQ
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>37917318
are her nipples pierced?
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>>37917802
>500lbs
>bed confined
How? My fat ass weighs 80 lbs more and I go up and down a flight of stairs to get in and out of where I live
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>>37923333
There's no way this is not bait
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>>37924031
How tall are you?
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>>37924140
Like 5'10
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>sit on bus
>had a bad day
>fat lady with groceries board the bus
>Stand next to my seat
>Her groceries fall over
>Don't help to pick them up
>"Your mother must be proud of you"
>"My mother is proud of me,thank you very much,it's just not my problem"
>"You bastard"
>15 minutes of disgusting looking
>"You don't need your seat"
>"I'm in bigger need of it than you" she tells me
>"I'm not going to give it to you"
>"Oh yes? Why?
>"Because you are not even old,JUST FAT"
>"How dare you?"
>"you will pay for this!"
>the last 20 minutes are spent with pensioners shouting over eachother who was right or wrong
>"the guy did nothing wrong" said a lady
>One guy shouts at him saying "you should be glad you are alive you old hag"
>mfw

Funniest bus ride I ever had
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>>37923333
>she has her own fucking tv show
>therefor successful
ebin :DDD
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Thank you /fit/. I just ate two cups of ice cream and now I'm eating clean the rest of the week.

>>37917318

>the little engine that could...and the big caboose

Dying. I'm dying.
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>>37922391
>school of life
I suppose the bio means she's aware she's not going to pull in anyone besides obese dropouts.
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>>37922436

That's sort of beautiful. After all the bread and cake and burger buns she must have consumed, at last yeast ate her. Yeast are pretty cool bros, they kill whales and make bread and don't afraid of anything.
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>>37923333

Witnessed.

>>37924266

That's hilarious, you must live somewhere based for other people to take your side.
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>>37925138
>Fat acceptance is a first world problem that insults third world suffering.

Fucking beautiful words.

More beautiful than any fat person ever was.
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>>37923509
>It says that different macro ratios lead to different bmr
Or, once again, how you eat and exercise might alter your calories out but in the end if you are increasing in bf% you are eating too many calories. Eating to alter your calories out doesn't refute calories in v calories out, if anything it further backs up the idea that if you are gaining weight your food consumption is out of balance with your energy expenditure. As I said earlier, to fully understand how your body utilities the food you eat you would need a PhD, but in the end it is always just a matter of calories in v calories out, regardless of how and which side of the equation you alter it always comes down to in v out.
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>>37925493
Clearly you didn't comprehend my post at all.
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>>37924266
Kek, based anon
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>>37921800

Zen Pencils, senpai

http://zenpencils.com/comic/160-edgar-albert-guest-it-couldnt-be-done/

A lot of them are pretty damn motivating. One of my favorites is an original poem by the artist. Pic related.
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>>37926605

Except I fucked up and didn't realize he divides the images into multiple files, god dammit. Here's a link.

http://zenpencils.com/comic/spirit/

I fucked up
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>>37922463

You can take the fat out of the beta, but it's a lot harder to take the beta out of the fat. Habits are a real motherfucker.
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>>37922436

Christ on a cracker that is some horrendous shit.

I'm at the age where a lot of my older family members are hitting their late 60s-early 70s. The quality of life difference for the /fit/ ones are astounding. My mom and dad are 70 and 75 respectively and this summer they've done shit like:

>ride bikes
>build a deck on the house
>do yoga classes
>walk 5-8 miles around the neighborhoods
>throw a football with a grandkid in the park
>do a moderate hike in the foothills of mt. rainier

meanwhile, my wife's fat ass parents in their early 60s:

>sleep with a CPAP machine
>watch at least 4 hours of TV a day
>live in a pig sty of a house
>lost a foot to the beetus
>can't get around in public unassisted
>haven't fucked since the first bush administration

I swear to god the long term difference in quality of life is the most motivating thing for me. Fuck sake, my dad lost his left leg below the knee in Vietnam and he still walks at least 5 miles a day.
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>>37923333
Would you call circus performers successful too?
>Mirin them quads tho
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>>37926802
>my dad lost his left leg below the knee in Vietnam and he still walks at least 5 miles a day.
Sending the good feels his way.
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>>37926908

Thanks man, he's never been super impaired by it. When my sister was in high school he'd do a bit where he'd detach the prosthetic, wield it like a club and start to chase off boyfriends. He actually bought one of the carbon fiber hook ones a couple years ago and loves it.
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>>37923333
>TV show on TLC
>successful

Pick one
TLC literally chooses the freaks/filth of the planet and gives them a show.
>honey boo boo
>2 headed girl
>tree face
>my 600 lb life
>I have a million kids
Unless it's a wedding show, everything else is just a pity freak show.
Source: mah mom
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>>37927359
>tree face
What's this one?
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>>37927614
>tree
>face

what could it possibly be
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>>37927650
this show?
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>>37918348
Yeah, my HR while walking 3 mph on a treadmill is 70, and I drink and smoke, but I'm far healthier.
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>>37927909
>queer
>feminist
>anti white
>fat
of course
it's like it's all part of the same disease
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>>37919893
no way, thats incredibly good, how did you check it?
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Okay, this one needs some context to why I saved it:
1) This is a weight loss blogger. No really. She never lost any weight ever and all "after" pictures she posts is just her sucking it in.
On getoffmyinternet, they like to discuss her and busted her several times for dumb food logs where she logs calories for her junk food when picked apart, instead of the actual calorie content of the junk.
2) That "bra"? Top? For workout? Bitch please.
What can I say? She inspires me to get off my ass and stop making excuses for myself.
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>>37928043
>fat girl doing yoga instead of cardio
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>>37928080
That's like a goosebumps twist. My jaw dropped and i stopped breathing
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>>37918749
>Diet
>Cookies
>Diet soda
Therewasanattempt.jpg
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>>37917916
I should have known that eating dinner while browsing a fat thread wasn't the best idea.

I genuinely lost my appetite.
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>>37917318
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>>37917330
That drunk that yells to her is my hero
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anyone got episode 6 of my fat fabulous life
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>>37928003

>About 3 minutes
>About faster than the fastest human in history
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>>37928080
i still dont get why there are always obese chicks X lanky white guy who has failed in life couples, are they just going for scraps?
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>>37928366
Did you not see OP's mega?
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>>37928371
>I wouldnt mind sucking on her fat titties before she got even fatter

I'm sorry brehs. I'm not going to make it am I?
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>>37928371
>those delts
Obvious fraud.
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>>37928414
Are you fucking serious? How fucking new are you? She's obviously natty.

>fork pickups 5xAMRAP
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>>37918229
is there a good website to watch her show for free?
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>>37928521
https://mega.nz/#fm/transfers

Some anon records them and uploads them as they come up
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>>37918229
WTF. her resting heart rate is THREE times mine
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>>37928541

Did she never see the apartment before she moved in?
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>>37920060

there needs to be a colon after HAES
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>>37928541
>toilet situation
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god this thread is disgusting

I have a mate that I roomed with in uni. He's always been fat. His dad is diabetic yet controls it really well and is actually pretty fit for his age. I'm genuinely worried for his long term health since he still eats lots of candy and sugary drinks.
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>>37928549
All the shaders in the world won't make her cute.
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>>37928600
>or if you've found something even better.

I've found something better, it's called not being a fucking disgusting waste of life.
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>>37928536
It doesn't show any transfers.
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>>37928622
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>>37928627
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>>37928624
>https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
There
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>>37921015
M-my family and a few other white families i know put mayo on banana sandwiches. It's not that bad guys.

My family also puts mayo on hotdogs and hamburgers.
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>>37928691

Your family is awful. The only thing mayo should go on is a small amount on a deli sandwich.
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>>37928642
Gramercy
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>>37928691
where are you from? I am white and I know nobody who does this
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>>37928536
awesome, thanks
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>>37928699
OH GOD FUCK! WHAT IN THE WORLD>?
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Is there a way to get seasons 1 and 2 for free?
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>>37928718
sorry anon posted wrong link earlier

https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
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>>37918348
Honestly seeing this picture made me feel really fucking bad for her
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>>37918229
>filename.jpg
More like 100% BF, amiright?
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>>37921573
>that's 2/3rds of a Drum'n'Bass song's speed.
oh god, I can use my music library to compare our heart rates

Fucking hell, my resting heart rate (assuming it's the same as my shitposting heart rate) is literally half hers.
For reference, this orchestral "Remove Kebab" cover is 120bpm:
https://soundcloud.com/aarmesto/serbia-strong-orchestral
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>>37917330
>its probably the biggest audience we've ever had
she doesnt watch her own show?
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>>37918768
I am white and hate mayonnaise on anything
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>>37928832
I think she meant her dance group, not her show
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>>37924266
TOP KEK
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>>37924266
Too bad, this never happened.
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>>37929258

Is it really that improbable?
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>>37927896
I know she's fat, but you can't expect ANYONE to bend completelywithout training.
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>>37929381

The hashtags are the problem.
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>>37929381
Who says she haven't trained for this and this is her best?
She obviously took those pictures and posted them to prove how totally amazing and awesome fatties are at yoga and how she's a total #yogini (Whatever the fuck that means)
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>>37928003
>>37928377
Fatties think 1 lap = 1 mile, and probably one of those short as fuck laps too.
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>>37917318
Check out the cart full of fucking crap food and her getting giddy over a block of cheese. But no, its her genetics that make her fat. She just has [s] big bones [/s] [s] a thyroid problem [/s] PCOS
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>>37928371
>This is the best she could get for her wedding day with an expensive photographer, the day that literally all women salivate over for their whole lives.

She's going to balloon up in weeks after this picture. Shame, if she lost the fat she'd be really pretty.
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>>37920972
I don't watch these shows, but I'm glad they exist. It would be impossible for people 100 years from now to believe this shit.
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>>37924030
Fuck you man, I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
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