Whats you're excuse for still being a virgin /fit/?
Escorts are only a couple hundred bucks.
>>37916679
it's illegal!
>>37916679
>Escorts are only a couple hundred bucks.
No they aren't. They're more than that. They're people.
>>37916687
No it's not. You pay for their time. Sex is between two consenting adults.
If I was that desperate to get laid I'd find a hoe for free.
>>37916750
In my country implicit solicitation is a thing...which isn't to say you wouldn't end up Scott free with enough ambiguity but that wouldn't stop the arrest, name&shame, and court time.
Also it's the equivalent of a felony here if guilty. Fuck this godforsaken land.
>>37916776
Holy shit. Sounds like ATF gun laws here in USA
What country?
>>37916798
Your shitty cucked neighbors to the north. The only non-adherents to our adopted Nordic laws here is Vancouver.
I know dudes who have used escorts but it's not worth the risk imho.
>escorts
Largely depends on your area, and you absolutely get what you pay for.
I'd rather get a handjob at an asian massage parlor, which is only like $30 extra for an hour long massage
how many people here are actually virgins
>>37916931
me
26yo
it's kind of what happens when you're addicted to WoW from 16 to 22
>>37916931
I am. Though in my case it's more a criminal lack of effort than anything else. I've gone out with 3 girls in the past 4 years, but only ever went on 2 dates with any of them because I didn't like them enough to bother. I don't like hookup culture, so I don't try to hit on girls at parties or use tinder.
>>37916679
>paying for sex
>no longer being a virgin
You may not be a virgin by definition, but you are at least still equally pathetic. Honestly you're probably more pathetic.
>>37916931
22 YO virgin checking in. Had opportunities but I wasted my uni years playing LoL instead of drinking and partying. No ragrets
>>37917062
>instead of drinking and partying.
Can you party without drinking and getting fucked up bros?
>>37916969
Same and I am 24
I am not horribly ugly hut my lack of self esteem and contempt for hookup culture leads me to not trying at all. I can talk to women just fine but struggle to maintain coversations since I feel like there is never wnything to talk about
I've had a couple of chubbies want my dick but I told them no
I remember being horny as hell when I was 16-17, and this was when you could use the online chat boards for Boost mobile. I'd go in the California onw and I'd see all the self adds for hooked and escorts, though they'd type it out so you'd know it but it wouldn't be law enforcement radar type stuff.
I'd look at the pictures and they'd all be black or mixed women with massive tits and ass.
I'd sit there and think, I could afford this, I can wear a condom, I can finally get pussy.
I'd always spend hours on it before I'd bitch out and realize hooked are a last resort for when you're over thirty and can't get a woman's attention at all.
I worked out and lost my virginity before high school graduation, and didn't regret it.
even now at 25, I wouldn't touch hooked or escorts. I find the money isn't the problem ideally, but the chase, the knowing that she wants you as bad as you want her, isn't there and thus no better than sticking your dick into a fleshlight that talks to you in an angry voice.
>>37917082
I go to parties and don't drink and still have my share of fun, mostly because my sense of humor/self doesn't really change when i drink.
>>37917142
Guess I am not partying then
Waste of time if you guys seriously need alcohol to have fun.
>tfw pretty ugly face so only chance of getting laid is by getting hookers
Idk. I dont wanna call up escorts to my place and dont want the hassle of booking a hotel just to fuck some slut.
>>37917238
>tfw good looking, kind of made it, have money but still too autistic to even score 5s and the literally have only fucked whores my whole life
>>37917085
Yeah, I'm 21. I am not good looking, but not bad either, probably around a 6 if I had to guess. I've had girls hit on me at parties, not even chubbies, decent looking girls, but I just don't have the inclination to fuck some random slutty girl.
I have no issues holding conversations with women, though a combination of added experience and browsing this board is starting to make me cynical and irritated by women. I still know a couple of girls who I legitimately like as friends, but most girls I meet just seem to think in a way that kind of annoys me. I kinda wish I was gay honestly, guys aren't nearly as needy, irritable, or passive aggressive.
I hate seeing myself become this cynical, I remember a few years ago I honestly thought there was no difference between men and women.
>>37916931
24 years old kv here.
If I had a couple hundred bucks I'd take roids instead.
>>37917082
Yep, but drinking is a social lubricant. I can still be funny and interesting though.
>>37917165
Partying sucks if you don't drink. The entire point of partying is just getting fucked up until you have fun. There's plenty of healthier and more productive hobbies to have.
>paying for something that you can do for free
How ugly are you fucks
>>37917280
>How ugly are you fucks
uglier than supermang
feelsbadman
>>37917280
rude.
>>37916896
>I'd rather get a handjob at an asian massage parlor, which is only like $30 extra for an hour long massage
THIS. Erotic massages are cheaper and better than getting an escort. Though I guess if you are a virgin get an escort the first time.
>>37916679
as the saying goes
"I can buy a cheap Mcfillet from mcdonalds or go into a river and catch a fresh fish for myself"
Or something like that
Sex isn't worth a couple hundred bucks.
>>37916931
28 and still a virgin. Just haven't really met anyone that blew me away. I don't really care all I do is gym,school anyways.
>>37916896
>>37917296
>went to an asian place with cute thai girls
>all of them know me by name now because I go every week
>get full service+ pretty good full body massage every time for $140
bretty good
hopefully it doesnt get shut down
>>37917324
>Thai
>girls
oh boy
>>37917302
Yeah but to catch and eat a fresh fish you have to know how to fish, know how to clean and prepare a fish filet, and know how to cook the fish filet. To eat a McDonald's filet all you have to do is have a couple bucks.
>>37917251
Fuck it, u want pussy.
Fucked up in my high school years by being a slacker fatso. Chicks in my former major were literal 4/10's except for one or two. Social circles are lacking Doesn't help that bros hate clubbing
>>37916931
I'm gonna turn 23 in two weeks and still haven't reached past second base.
If it wasn't for my hobbies I'd be pretty worried.
>>37916973
/thread
>>37916973
Also you're still a virgin if you use a condom
>>37916679
I don't want my first time to be with an escort. Rather it be with a club slut or...you know...someone who I actually care about.
>>37916931
22 kv, and plan on dying that way.
The worst part is being fit and somewhat attractive, because everyone assumes you're gay when you turn down girls with sperg.
>>37917724
Get a ho, have her give you sex lessons
>>37917302
>>37917616
>have to know good fishing spots
>have to have a fishing license
>have to have fishing gear
>fish have to "want" to be caught
>if the fish doesnt want to be caught, you have to throw it back
>getting cucked by other fishermen with bigger rods
>Have a date on Friday
What do bros
>mfw
>nervous.pepe.jpeg
>>37918350
Run a few miles that afternoon. And drink 2-3 glasses of wine an hour before. Make sure your appearance is flawless
Should help calm the nerves. Afterwards you'll realize dating is stupid and gay
>>37916679
23 year old and never had gf reporting in
I've made out,had a few one nights stands, and dated girls but never have I ever had a gf. Now that I'm making $42/hr I've stopped wasting my time and money on girls trying to get into their pants. Instead about once a month I get wasted and order a $200 hooker to my apartment off the internet.
>>37916679
Daily reminder that white people are dying out, the future belongs to Hispanics and blacks. Enjoy a 20% white USA by 2100.
>>37918405
What website?
>>37916735
5 star post nigga
too broke to get a hooker and too beta to approach girls.
losing weight will changes this right?
>>37918464
For some people.
I lost the weight but my head is still in the same dark place.
>>37916735
Well memed reddit
>>37916679
>couple hundred bucks
You're either rich or underage if you think a couple hundred bucks is something to casually spend just for sex.
100 dollars for 30 minutes.... how am I supposed to get comfortable with a woman in 30 minutes enough to get a boner up and fuck her? that's hard to do for me because I'm a shy outcast, if I wasn't I'd just be out getting casual sex from club sluts already.
this isn't just speculation, it happened to me. couldn't get it up, zoop goodbye money.
it's usually something like 200 to 300 for an hour. the whole thing is fucked, I'd just be thinking about how my money is going down the drain so I can fuck a girl that doesnt want to be there.
sigh
I've slept with tons of women and I'm still an unhappy loser. :D
>>37918380
Getting drunk before the woman shows up is super weird and if she realizes you're drunk she will assume you have a drinking problem.
>>37916679
>hundreds to fuck a hooker
lmao
also
>call hooker
>get stinged
no thanks
>>37917145
>hooked are a last resort for when you're over thirty and can't get a woman's attention at all.
lol
who the fuck thinks like that
>>37918565
>Anonymous 07/14/16(Thu)02:53:02 No.37918565ā¶
>>37918565
you destroy her vagina like a thirsty savage
dont overthink it
>erotic massage
enjoy funding human trafficking
>>37916931
20 yo virgin. Kissed and held hands and shit but never went too far.
If I could get over my childhood and look good in clothes is go through with it.
In fact im posting this just to make myself feel better about getting farther younger than most 4chinners.
>>37918761
Despite what society tells you, some lives matter more than others.
>>37918842
Yes, that is how we can ascertain that your life is worthless
>>37916837
You know none of that would literally ever happen. Cops don't give a shit about it you pussy
I didn't think it was possible to stay virgin in today's society when you're older than 16.
I lost my virginity in the weirdest fucking way, to a grade A cumslut. Was at a party, dullest fucking person there - Me
>Sit in my friend's room alone playing CS:Source
>Chick comes in
>Sits next to me and watches
>Sits in my lap and asks me to teach her
>Show her how to play
>Fuck she was awful, I just wanted to play again
>She turns around
>Sits facing me
>Plummet her face towards mine
>Aggressive kissing
>Eventually she drags down my pants
>WatIsHappening.jpg
>SlobberingOnTheKnob.gif
>Sat on top of me and slammed her ass down to my pelvis 200bpm
Weird 5 minutes, she had me come out and join the party, so I did, chatted up a chick I had a crush on back then. Went home with her, smashed for 5 hours. The next day I realized I can't live like a fucking dweeb, overglorified sex which made me a complete sex addict as well. Fucked me up completely. 6 years, 4 relationships and 42 one night stands later I can honestly say that sex isn't that fucking interesting. Trying new things is the only fun about it, but when you've done bondage, roleplay, anal, fisting, threesomes, one foursome.. It just really loses its edge..
>>37918436
Www.backpages.com
>>37917317
>28
>school
What the fuck happened there m8. Not even going to go into your impending wizard status because I assume this must be correlated.
>>37918918
Here's your (you) since you went through all that effort typing that out
>>37918943
Yeah, I sidetracked kind of hard after the 2nd row, meant to write that it's not worth to pay for sex. I'm not sure how the fuck I didn't even get that in there.
>>37918933
>what is grad school
>what is military service then using gi bill
>what is no age limit on college enrollment because education is entirely optional past high school
>>37918918
>I didn't think it was possible to stay virgin in today's society when you're older than 16.
It isn't, unless you're gay and in the closet. And you're on /fit/.
>>37916931
me
24yo
it may change if i get my life on track, but iam probably already to far
cant even get erections with prostitutes,
i should just find myself a cute trap gf and do degenerate stuff together until we kill ourselves
>>37916931
19, still a virgin, and only kissed one girl. But I'm joining a frat this fall so hopefully I can knock it out within the first semester.
>>37918971
It's sad to see that /fit/ actually has wizards now.
I feel kind of bad for them all.
>>37916931
Nearly 26yo KV. I've been getting my shit together with a job, moved out of parents, and slowly getting fit, just gotta get out there and meet girls.
>>37916679
Where do you order escorts in the States, where prostitution is illegal?
>>37918981
I'm sure your city has tranny hookers.
>>37916973
Married people also pay for sex, and even after when their wife stops fucking them because "she has a headache" and then divorces them and they have to pay alimony.
>>37918994
Sad but not really surprising
>>37917699
>tfw I did it with 3 different women and never had unprotected sex
still a virgin ayyy
>>37916679
Couple hunder bucks is way too much just to feel disappointment after blowing your load.
>>37918967
>military service
>28
>goes to school
>virgin
What the fuck? Did you go army or navy?
>>37916931
20yo khv. Too autismal to talk to girls
>>37916679
im still figuring out what i am exactly, cat or human
>>37916931
>mfw i was in bed naked with a girl i had a crush on for years and she said fuck me but i said no because no condoms
what is wrong with me
>>37916931
me
>>37919114
I know that feel. Smart move in the long run.
I have a gf i am really happy with, shes a nympho, literally always wants sex, want to do everything i want, whenever i want it. I am good with women, have women approaching me when i go to bars/clubs etc.. And yet still, sometimes i just really feel like fucking a hooker. I dont know why, but i often feel the urge to do so. I actually did fuck several hookers when i was with my ex gf.
>>37916931
>me
>21
I basically look like a typical Chad and everyone thinks I got game.
Little did they know I'm asperger with 5 inch cock and tight foreskin but too lazy to stretch it for months and too scared to chop it.
>>37919116
Nigger, you look like bootleg Prince Valiant. Cut that shit.
>>37916931
24 kv
trying to pick up studies again to resume social interactions
>>37918967
Military is a valid explanation I guess. Hope youre planning on graduating before 30 tho.
Also still waiting for the one that blows you away at 28 points towards autism (unless were were talking fellatio). I hope for your sake you're not the "no hymen no ring" type.
>>37919141
no hymen no diamond
>>37916931
19 y/o handholdless hugless kissless virgin here. Going on 20 later this month.
I'm extremely shy with huge social anxieties. I only even managed to muster up the courage to start going to the gym by going at night when there's barely anybody there.
I don't know how to talk to people. I'm pretty pathetic.
>>37918547
Im a poorfag and I still did it a lot.
Was also addicted to drugs and lived downtown in a major city. You find ways to budget your money
>>37916931
ME! 22
Indian and 6ft4
>>37916679
You are officially still a virgin if your only sex was payed for.
>>37916931
22 year old kissless virgin here. I have a decent amount of friends. I was the fat, funny kid growing up so I had friends, but I used the humor to hide my insecurity. I'm not so fat now but even in high school, being "that" guy means that women don't take you seriously. That added with anxiety, self-hate, insecurity, and overthinking means I haven't accomplished shit with women. Like if my life depends on it I can make small talk but I absolutely have NO idea how to make moves, make my intentions clear, or how to read cues. You read about all the "cues" women give online, but those never actually happen in real life
>>37919138
>Prince Valiant
That is Chris our god
>>37919188
>>37917317
>>37917261
>>37917260
>>37917259
>>37917085
>>37917062
>>37916969
>>37917643
>>37919151
>>37919139
>>37919125
>>37919116
>>37919114
>>37918996
>>37918982
>>37918981
>>37918816
>>37918565
>>37917934
>all these virgins
I know this board kind of has an /r9k/ vibe to it, but jesus christ
>>37916931
me
19
Got close once but hey I'm only 19 r-right
>>37919342
How new are you?
>>37916931
Ayy lmao it's not that hard lads. Learn how to dress right (just look at how celebrities your age dress- for example if you're fit and in your twenties look at made in Chelsie or some shit). Get tinder with some good photos on it and get swiping, once you get matches just talk to all of them and your game will improve. Then once you get numbers go for dinner and then get some drinks after, and half the time you can just go watch a film at your house or theirs after and you're in.
After losing your virginity escorts and shiet are worthless.
You will find plenty more joy of seducing a woman to do whatever pleases you in bed , other than pay her.
If you have a weird fetish that your gf/wife wont co-op (their fault niga) go ahead and cheat them with an escort and do whatever pleases you once in a while.
If you re virgin I repeat using a hooker is legit.
Knowing what to do will be a huge confidence boost when trying to approach a woman to get laid.
Visiting a new country (Arab,Asian) and wanting to get inside a chick there just for the experience is also a legitimate reason to hire an escort.
Not being a virgin, not having a waifu and wanting to see the experience of paid sex is also a legit reason for a hooker/escort.
The rest are bullshiet.
>>37916679
I can easily get this girl , she's a literal 11/10 but when I think about it i'd rather fap then fuck her even if she wants to sit on my benis.
Am I scared to initiate a move or something? She's literally GIVING me the pussy.
Anyone else get this feel?
>>37919402
yes youre afraid of falling in love, just take the jump you bitch
>>37916931
29 here, just started to get my life together the last few years.
>>37918994
>It's sad to see that /fit/ actually has wizards now.
Can those wizards at least perform magic to lose virginity?
>>37918998
eros.com
>>37919342
Dude, give them a break.
>>37916931
i lost it when i was 19 i think
>>37916679
literally don't have the money to spare
nor the confidence to go through with it
>>37919349
same
I still got uni to fix my life right? r-right?
>>37916931
reporting in (22) 23 in a couple days. couldn't care less, people give me a lot of shit for it. i've turned some mad pussy in the past, just don't really want degenerate sluts.
>>37916931
20 y/o only a few handjobs, I have mild social anxiety :(
Been dating the same girl for the past 3 years.
We're long distance
Aus > Usa
So barely get to see her.
We've done things together just not had sex yet.
>>37919637
We =/= Me.
She prob taken it in brah.
>>37919637
in 3 years you never fucked her once?! ive been in a long distance relationship too in the past, if shes not sex hungry when she sees you, shes been fucking someone else, trust me
>>37916679
They are all ugly where I live
>>37919626
>i've turned some mad pussy in the past, just don't really want degenerate sluts.
>>37919710
>>37919721
Lmfao
>who hurt you anons
I think after 3 years I'd know my own girlfriend. Not a chance.
1) The main reason we haven't is because she lives at her parents place and that makes it hard because when I visit, I spend christmas there (I'm aus, so never seen snow and i like her family) so her family is always there.
2) She's Christian and wants to wait until marriage. When she first met she was very innocent (We are both each other's first relationship/kiss/etc) and has slowly become more and more open sexually. While she still wants to wait until marriage and I respect her she expresses that she really wants to. Like I said we've done other things together exploring slowly and we sext on a regular occasion.
3) She suffers from anxiety, bad panic attacks & also has Crohn's disease. She basically feels sick on a regular basis. Barely leaves the house because of her sickness. She's on new meds to help her crohns but they cause nausea. She's neet because of it. The only place she'd meet someone is online and even if she did she has no way of meeting them without her parents finding out. Her dad is a very strict christian and I'm good mates with him now. He'd definitely tell me if that happened.
4) Not all females are same anon. Just because you experienced something doesn't mean all of them would do that.
>>37916679
Cause then I gotta live with that. Frankly I've had tons of opportunity for sex, multiple willing girls, but I couldn't for various dick related Fuck ups cause by obsessive teenage masturbation. It doesn't stress me out at this point so when I lose it to a qt 3.14 gf I'll be able to look back on it better
>>37916931
Lost my Wizardhood at 32 to a cunning succubus.
That was just over a year ago and I regret it to this day.
>tfw no zap motherfucka
>>37918982
joining a frat doesn't magically make you get pussy although it helps. Acting like a standard frat bro does.
>>37919151
>take zinc
>take vitamin D3
>get on NoFap
>Lift
>read "how to win friends"
Your test levels will skyrocket and you'll have the skills to back that new confidence up. DO IT.
>>37918423
Tfw I'm Hispanic and I don't want to live in a future full of mestizas and niggers. I like my blonde girls tbqh
What's your excuse for being insecure about your virginity?
yes 21 and never tried. Might try when I get plastic surgery to look human
Where can I meet girls after work on an everyday basis?
>>37920058
idk bro, idk...
>>37919114
What is oral sex
>>37916931
19 kissless virgin When some girls have heard that I am unkissed they have asked to take my kiss, but I do not want to lose it that way.
>>37919812
why can't you just find a girl in your hometown for practice dumbass
jeez and still keep overseas girl
>>37920080
you deserve to stay that way, you're fucking pathetic and you' re really missing things on life
>>37920080
There are girls who do that?
How do I find them?
>>37916687
Film it then, porn is legal
>>37916973
The only reason that being a virgin is bad is that it's an indicator that you are socially retarded. Paying for sex is like cheating on a video-game and bragging about being skilled
>>37919342
>being this summer
fit has always been like this you fucking mong
>>37919812
What the fuck does that mean no anal ever with her disease
jesus dude you can do better go to Gold Coast or something and work and play
>>37919637
>>37919812
Where do I find a qt /int/ gf?
>>37920122
I want it to be affection behind the kiss. Not kissing just for losing my first kiss.
>>37920149
I do not really know, I think some girls thinks it is fun to take your first kiss
>>37916931
>>37916679
>Escorts are only a couple hundred bucks.
There's a really high risk of "gratis" for life, even if you use condoms. Thanks but no thanks. I'll rather be clean cherry boy, than std ridden and no virgin. Besides, it doesn't count anyway.
>>37916931
I'm 34, got laid at 16 and been laid quite a lot in my life. I'm pretty much a virgin now though, although mainly by choice since I realised women are a pain in the ass. Who needs them when you have Internet porn?
>>37916931
right here buddy
>>37917260
>guys aren't nearly as needy, irritable, or passive aggressive.
well, guys maybe aren't, but gays are
>>37920095
>my hometown
is filled with degenerates. I live in a very trashy bogan beach town.
I keep her because we have similar interests, she's funny, smart and attractive. I plan to marry her as soon as I secure employment in the states.
>>37920214
It depends. I've naturally read articles on people living with the disease because I wanted to know more about it. Depending on the severity of the crohn's it can affect the sex life. People even mentioned occasionally them engaging in anal. Some had success while others didn't. Not like it's a big deal if we can't do that.
Also I have no interest in others. I'm perfectly happy with my relationship.
>>37920214
Just be more social online? There's heaps of online gaming communities around and such. Talk to people on twitter and teamspeak/discord/etc. You're bound to meet someone who you'd like if you meet enough people.
>>37917324
>$140 a week
times 4 every month. I could buy new graphics card every month for that money. What a waste.
>>37918293
You can always use dynamite or electricity if you're desperate enough.
>>37920268
Different anon here, you're a fuckin queer fella for sure.
It's a fucking kiss matey not your ass virginity.
You sound very young and Asian, am I right?
>>37920378
>You can always use dynamite or electricity if you're desperate enough.
don't give him any ideas
>>37918380
I vouch for the running thing. I did it too last weekend, and I was able to be calm and just myself. I have a second date coming up this weekend now.
>tfw this is the furthest I've gotten relationship wise.
>>37916931
Me. 28yo.
Banged 5 hookers in my life time, but don't count it as successful sex if I had to pay for it ;_;
>>37916931
28 here, 2 years and I'll be a wizard
Leave humanity behind something something
>>37917280
DELETE THIS
>>37917316
You couldn't get it up?
>>37918464
God, I hope so ;__;
>>37917724
No you want your first time to be with an escort, then you'll realize sex isn't all that. Plus you'll know what the fuck your doing for that someone special.
>>37919349
M-me too, anon. D-don't worry, we're still on the safe zone
R-right, everyone?
>>37920378
>>37920394
well, yeah, I was pretty sure everyone would understand it's just a joke, but you reminded me of this fucker. I thought every post of his on misc was a joke. And it wasn't.
Mfw when my first time having sex was anal
>>37920502
You become wizard apprentice at 20 and receive "female repel" incantation. After 10 more years of training you become a full fledged wizard with fireballs, thunders and shit and the world becomes your oyster.
>>37920531
So, you got fucked?
>>37920531
Lol nice. How did it go? Who was it with?
>>37920531
Did it hurt a lot?
>>37920531
Did you stretch properly in advance?
>>37920540
It was 50/50
>>37920542
It was cool, some ex with a nice ass:D
>>37920548
I think for her it did
>>37920591
Yeah she spread her cheeks as much she could so i could fit
Finally convinced a cute THICC white girl to do anal. Most escorts would outright tell me no when I requested
The joys of having a 8in thick as fuck donger
What's like having a girl who is actually excited and anxious to be with you and not just giving you the time of day and pity until they can say they don't want to see you anymore?
>>37920720
i've been wondering that for 25 years
>no problem talking to most girls
>literally every single one has told me I'm hilarious (i got wit sharp as diamond and I'm not politically correct)
>only talk to girls at work/when I'm in a similar situation, never actively seek out girls
>can never escalate from teasing/joking
I just honestly put no effort into getting girls. I don't chase, because i've never seen anyone worth chasing
>>37920743
same, i think too passive and cynical
>>37920743
I know this feel.
But in my case every start at escalation just fell flat. So I decided to just focus elsewhere. I dont even care about being a virgin or not.
>used to be attracted to normal girls
>got fit
>now I just want a chubby chick to push my face into her sweaty crotch
Th-thanks /fit/. You said lifting would make me alpha.
>>37920743
>>37920756
>>37920760
Don't forget to get your fedoras from the dry cleaners jesus fuck
>>37920720
A mixture of pleasure and anxiety, the latter only because I thought I could do better than her at the time. Needless to say I didn't go far with that mentality.
>>37920778
>i dont know what fedora is
>>37920778
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>37920720
>>37920725
why are there so many guys with so much self-pity in this thread
getting a girl to fuck you isnt even hard, especially if you're fit.
>>37920774
chubby girls are terrible to fuck
I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin. I've always been athletic my whole life and I'm not a social outcast. I'm pretty smart and people think I'm a pleasant person. The issue is that I take a while to actually be myself around others; otherwise, I'm not the most exciting person. But I'm getting better with it. I would consider myself to be a pretty good looking guy, but I think my acne gets in the way of that. Hell, my friends were surprised as fuck when I told them I'm a kissless virgin. Back in the winter and when I was on Acutane at a different time, girls would look at and approach me at times and I was a lot more confident. However, my acne came back and things aren't the same anymore. I've lost my confidence in approaching girls, but I can still talk to them with no issues if they approached me. At this point the only thing that girls come to me for is help with science classes, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything and I think they know that so they ask me for help. I probably helped/did over 30 different qt girls' work over the last two semesters with chemistry.
I still went to frat and house parties throughout college when I had time, but I don't drink or do drugs. I think I can just adapt to the situation. I could never muster up the confidence to talk to a girl at the party. I did once, but she had a skelly guy with her.
At this point, I've given up trying to have sex or kiss a girl or whatever until my acne goes away. I just want to get into medical school and get it over with at this point.
>>37920801
>why are there so many guys with so much self-pity in this thread
>Whats you're excuse for still being a virgin /fit/?
what kind of thread did you think this was
>24 years old
>still a virgin
>town is 97% tumblr landwhales
>escorts feel like cheating
>need the money to buy supplements anyways
>mfw will die a virgin because of this shitty town and my refusal to give up any dignity
>>37916679
>couple hundred bucks
I'm poor
>>37916931
just turned 21 and 12% DYEL. Was still fatty this January and I'm a virgin. I think the hardest thing is just thinking about myself in a sexual way. I'm pajeet in southeast USA, so growing up you just always believe you're less attractive than everyone else especially when I was a little overweight. Even though now that I'm looking better, the mental shift in thinking about myself sexually and sexually attractive takes a lot more time than the six months of basic lifting it took me to look like a DYEL.
>>37920819
its needless self-pity as getting laid isnt even hard
you could get laid easily within a year by lifting weights and talking to people, even when I was a skeleton with acne face girls were still interested in me
>>37919898
>how to win friends
Is this book legit or just another shitty self-help book?
>>37920863
it should be required reading for autists
>>37920849
I feel like it's coming though. I go to an engineering school so there aren't many girls around but I'm gonna be more proactive about meeting people this summer and next semester.
>>37916931
me, 20
I don't think i'm gonna make it anymore
autistic semi ginger checking in. if I can, so can you faggots
>>37918663
99% of society you fucktard. Go to a bar to get laid, it really isnt hard
>>37916679
yeah, 200+ dollars is monthly salary here, if i lived in Germany, of amerika. id fucking pay for one...but guess i can only fucking clench my teeth, and finish this college, so i can work in some Germanic state, as they are most stable of all. my first monthly salary there, will most certainly, be used to find a prostitute in Holland.
>>37918981
Im not a virgin and even to me that sounds like a great plan.
I lost my virginity to an escort when I was 24 and the only thing I regret is not doing it before.
18 fresh out of highschool
Look really the only problem with you guys is self esteem. Yesterday i went out with a girl who is about a hard 7 that I went to school with and got to know better at work. I however used to consider myself a 5 but I think that the confidence boosted me a bit. Fantastic first date we made out in my car as a matter of fact she was my first kiss. All I had to do was get the number and we just clicked. I don't know how but as the date went on I got more and more comfortable and in the end I have won so far. I believe in you and I'm sure Zyzz believes in you. We're all gonna make it brah, and I'm almost there. Just get the fuck out there and start a conversation.
>>37919626
Bro nobody cares if you turned down 10 dollar hookers, most people only want to have sex with people who are serious about themselves and their lives, not degenerates.
>MFW it is still nice to fuck women only hours after meeting them.
>>37916679
>wasting hundreds on a gross whore
no thanks, I'd rather be a virgin
>>37918875
Damn son
>>37916931
I'm a virgin because I have no desire. Only the will to train. I game chicks only for an ego boost, but never take it further. Everyone tells me I could be a strong 10 with a scruff. I literally have most of the desirable physical qualities in a man, but alas I'm an introverted narcissistic autistic fitizen. And I'm ok with that
>>37918918
No woman wants to be fucked for 5 hours.
You know you can go out right now and get a girl. The girl might be a fat hag, but nevertheless, she is a girl. You CHOOSE to not go for the fat hag and decide that you are worth more.Loneliness isnāt some cruel conspiracy from Nature; it is your choice. So you have chosen not to be with the ugly fat women. Now that you have acknowledged that you choose the beautiful women, it means you think they are right for you. Even though you might be a skinny socially insecure dork, you believe you have inside you what it takes to get the beautiful woman
>>37919342
/fit/ only pretends to be alpha....remember, you're still on 4chan
Read The Book of Pook and Models, but don't go "practice" or do "daygame" or any of that shit. Live life for yourself, and when a woman happens to show up, there's your chance. If you train yourself for getting girls, you'll just end up putting on a fake personality for girls and then hate yourself after.
>>37923784
This is straight from Pook right?
>>37923695
Where do people get this?
My ex loved literally spending all day in bed with me, we would fuck all day.
>this is what people who can't make women cum think
>this is what people who think having sex is just missionary position thrusting repeated over and over until the dude is tired.
Feel free to give me the money for the escort, op.
>>37923826
I second Models, because the book is pretty basic
>fix your life, don't be a loser
>here's how to dress
>how to talk with a girl
>don't be a loser
>stop being a pussy
Pook is just pretentious
>>37920701
Why do people make shit up? Real life isnt like porn. An 8 inch think as fuck donger won't fit an any girls ass that you have to "convince"
>>37920743
>>37920756
These virgins, if you actually have game it doesnt require effort.
>meet girl,
>get her number
>ask her to come over late
>>37916679
Hookers are even legal here but I don't want to pay for a woman to just fuck me. Yeah, I know that I'm paying for meals and shit too.
>>37916735
Not a real person . No soul . Feel free to cum all over their face
>>37920822
make money and move
>>37916931
This is the saddest post I've ever seen on /fit/
>>37916931
Me, 22. It may sound like denial, but I've honestly stopped caring about it.
>>37916931
Jesus christ
>>37924551
Lurk more faggot
>>37916735
kek
>>37916931
im not a virgin but i had just once sex with a escort when i was 20
now i'm 21
>>37924599
Right? holy shit.
I didn't know there were so many jacked autists walking around. You people are comically sad.
>>37916931
24 kv
>>37919151
You can do it anon. Just gotta start taking to people, always good to start small
>>37924664
It's not really surprising, unless you are extroverted you are pretty much fucked up for getting laid if you don't have hobbies
>>37924664
is this your first time here...
I've got 600 set aside for a tranny escort lad. Gonna punish that asspussy desu
>mfw escorts cost only 40 bucks here and they are top quality with all the kinky services included
i love the third world
>>37920373
His and your thought processes is why you ARE a virgin and he is not.
>>37924721
is there even a point to having sex if you have to pay for it?
why not just jerk off instead and never experience it then you wont know what you're missing out on
Have any of y'all tried tinder? I lost mine a bit over a year ago. Found a sweet qt gf, been together ever since. Just gotta cast a wide net yall
>>37924748
>finding a gf off tinder
LMAO
>>37916735
Reddit: The post
I'm 22, probably an 8.5/10 semi-chad. I've fucked 31 girls and only seriously dated 9s or above.
I think about killing myself every night and I fucking hate women.
>>37916735
I agree
Don't care if other posters mock me
>>37924768
Yeah lol I know. It's always better to try, than not at all. Who knows you might score some puss
>>37924740
Is there a point to buying fish if you can go fishing? A service that cuts out the work you have to do yourself if you're willing to pay for it.
>>37924740
sex is overrated
losing your virginity can be a double edged sword, you can realize that sex is meaningless with strangers and love is even more encompassing, and at the same time fall even harder for some oneitis if you lose your virginity with someone you care about.
I suggest hooking up or an escort so you can experience sex without the love bullshit fucking up your mind
>>37916679
because I'm a dicklet
I've rejected girls and once couldn't get my dick hard or out of my pants because I was so scared of her seeing it
>>37924740
I would never pay for the shit. First off you have to wear a condom with an escort. Jacking off feels way better than condom sex
Does she pee with the seat up?
>>37924803
we won't make it to 2100, lucky to 2050 m8 lol
>>37924910
my pecker is also small
I figure getting fit will make me hate myself less, but I can't make the damn thing any bigger >_>
>>37924057
be honest, how fat was she?
>>37924057
That girl looks perfect in that position but shit in every other. What a pity.
>>37916931
I am. Spent the entirety of my teenage years recovering from the distorted and broken perspective my dad forced upon me.
>relationships are terrible
>sex is good for nothing but reproductiin
>threatened to cut off my balls if he ever heard I cheated on someone
This was before I was a teenager. Needless to say relationships were a terrifying thought for me.
>>37916735
>>37919899
Their not yours, Pedro. You have to go back.
>>37924664
>implying any of us are actually jacked
>Paying for sex
Not gonna make it
>tfw creampieing my sister's slutty high school friends
I've got two down with two to go.
>>37922385
If 200 is average salary, when you live, then hookers are 10 dollars, lol. Still, dude, have some integrity. Do you really need a hooker? Work on yourself and find someone nice..
