Congratulations you can pick one food to eat that won't ruin gains no matter how much you have
I pick McDonald's fries
What do you pick
>>37916659
pussy
>>37916659
Do i need to BUY this food? or is it magical (infinite/I can have whenever where ever)
Pizza
>>37916678
It's free
If the rules imply its neutral and wont help or hurt me I would make it icecream
If I can get the potential benefits in the food but not have any downsides it would be fried chicken
>>37916659
Shit load of fucking tacos anon. With shredded beef, not that ground up bullshit
Does this circumvent allergies?
If it does then I would love to be rid of my gluten allergy.
Crack
If I am going to say pizza, how many toppings can I have?
>>37916659
heroin
or o
>>37916721
Allergies are gone
>>37916749
As many as you want
Semen
>>37916760
Then pizza. You can put whatever you want on a pizza. It's just bread, sauce and whatever I feel like eating.
just fuck my stomach ulcers up senpai
>>37916659
Choclate chip cookies
>>37916659
Grilled cheese my nigga
>>37916840
my nigga
>>37916840
>>37916854
Yeee niggaaaaas
>>37916716
Tacos aren't even unhealthy, you can eat those now. They're just a tortilla, veggies and meat lol...
>>37916770
you only get to choose your pizza toppings once though.
I'd go for burritos I think.
>>37916865
Pizza isn't even that unhealthy, you can eat that now. It's just some flour, dairy and tomatoes lol...
>>37916659
Nutty bars. No, zebra cakes. No...has to be nutty bars.
>>37916716
>>37916868
What the fuck are you niggers putting in your tacos/burritos that makes them so unhealthy?
>>37916873
Why would pizza be unhealthy?
>>37916682
this
more specifically Lou Malnati's thin crust well-done, extra cheese, half pepperoni, half sausage/onion.
>>37916659
Deep fried butter
>>37916873
>>37916889
I see your point, but obviously pizza has a shit ton of cheese and carbs that are not present in Mexican food, so please explain to me what is so bad about tacos and burritos.
One corn tortilla has ~60 Calories and 12g of Carbs, and one flour tortilla has ~120 Calories and 20g of Carbs. Other than that, every other ingredient is reasonably healthy except cheese, but unless you put a shit ton of cheese in that's not bad either.
>>37916659
Cheese
>>37916865
>>37916933
Are you fucking retarded?! Mexican food is unhealthy as hell with all the fat and sodium from the cheese,meat and fried taco shell.
chicken wings
>>37916998
Every decent mexican restaurant I've been to does not put a ton of cheese nor will they give you fried taco shells, they serve soft tacos in baked corn tortillas.
soda
Fried chicken or you're not a man
>>37916877
I endorse your decision.
BEER. (Oreos second place)
>>37916677
It's already good for you tho
Ice cream. I dont know why i have the tastebuds of a 30yr old woman but damn i fuckin love ice cream
>>37916659
Pasta alla norma (tomatoes, fried eggplants and an italian cheese called ricotta salata)
>>37916754
If we get to pick drugs then this.
BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREAST
>>37916902
Won't ruin gains no matter what?
Skittles
Milk.
I already have a liter of milk a day, might as well take away the downsides.
>>37917252
Pasta alla norma? More like pasta alla normie
![oreo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/emWdYWQ.png "oreo[1].png")
https://youtu.be/T4r91mc8pbo
One of these
BBQ ribs
God I fucking love ribs, when I was a fat shit whenever I ate out I would always get the ribs. Haven't had a good rack in more than a year. Can't wait til I get my weight down enough so I can bulk.
>>37917730
how long do you think it would take to die if you only ate this?
Seriously? Mcdonalds fries.
You must be a burger.
I think I would choose mangos, but they dont ruin gainz anyway.
>>37917730
Man thats a lot of sugar
>>37917676
Holy shit coconut macaroons are my thing !!!!
Sugar.
>>37916659
>picking potatoes
>>37916659
Poutine, with extra gravy and cheese curds. And it would have to be from the place down the road from me that closed down due to health violations. I still talk about the one time when I was sick as a dog and had a XL poutine, double cheese and gravy delivered. Shit came in a medium, foil lined pizza box in two bags because it was leaking all over the place. I ate that thing over two days. Easily the most disgusting I've ever been.
>>37917811
Then what would be the point? SO stupid, you must be a yurop.
>>37916998
>implying fat is bad
>implying salt is bad
>>37917870
To be fair it's like the crackwhore of potatoes
Alcohol.
Hello sweet ten beers a night and still killing the gym everyday.
Cheesecake.
Sunflower seeds, I'd eat a kg a day if I could.
>>37917876
Poutine is so fuckin delish.
If I say ice cream, is that for all kinds?
>>37917967
It would be extremely gainful
>>37917967
Ofc even the ones that got brownies and cookiedoughs and shit
>>37916933
Bruh how come everyone thinks cheese on tacos is bad? Queso Fresco son, that shit is cash and decent macros.
The only rightful answer
>you will never experience devouring a whole bag in one sitting again
>>37916659
Cocks.
>>37917977
For you.
I could eat this all day
>>37918018
What are you talking about?
This is /fit/.
Nobody's gay here.
The very notion is preposterous.
>>37916659
so say i choose chicken with sauteed spinach and garlic, would i still have to eat the excrutiating amount to reach a calorie surplus, or would this magically not ruin my gains by providing enough caloric content easily? because that shit is fucking amazing, but I've always been underweight
>>37917977
for you.
because that's your choice, and that's what this hypothetical situation dictates
>>37916897
>>37916897
Going to a deep dish place and getting things crust is likr going to a brothel to get a hand job with a condom on
>>37918032
Nothing gay about sucking dicks anon
>>37918011
i would have last night if i could stomach it. parting party for coworker with coworkers and boss, the latter whom provided movie tickets and snacks. i even passed em around. but Ive got at least an eighth left, and felt full/close to sick towards end of bag
>>37918060
Oh yeah, I forgot it's not gay as long as balls don't touch.
>>37918069
Everybody feels sick when you get close to finishing the bag
Only those truly dedicated to destroying their health, body and life munch on despite the horrible nausea
>>37917914
It is bad when it's saturated fat dipshit
>>37918127
Wait what?
Is trying to finish a whole bag of M&Ms like trying to eat two bananas?
I've never had one of the large bags, so this is new to me.
goldfish crackers
>>37918060
It's like the gayest thing you could possibly do besides squatting with an ass plug.
Chicken tendies familia
>>37918172
Pray tell how having another man shove his thick fat juicy cock inside your throat repeatedly is gay.
>>37916659
"perline au chocolat " cake
>>37916897
>thin crust well done
Absolutely disgusting
>>37918190
How the fuck is it NOT gay you closeted fag?
>>37918243
Just answer the question bro.
Y'all fucked up. It's Checker's fries you want.
I'd also take slurpees. One of those will satisfy like ten cravings at once.
>>37916897
Oh damn I loved the deep dish here when I visited Chicago last month, but I totally prefer a Mystic thin crust pizza from where I'm from.
>>37916659
Milkshakes, for sure. My friends and family already know of my love of ice cream.
>>37917921
This is the obvious choice. Alcohol with all the fun and non the health issues? sign me up
>>37918658
nobody cares.
Krispy Kreme donuts.
>>37916659
None because that's just an excuse and I don't need excuses.
>>37918941
What's an excuse?
>>37918011
>you will never experience devouring a whole bag in one sitting again
Man, when I was swimming 2-3 hours a day in my teens, I could eat ridiculous amounts of sugar and not see any noticeable fat gain. Shit was a fucking dream.
>>37918011
I mean, you can have a whole bag like once a year if that's your favorite thing, it won't have any real effect on your body.
>>37918959
They could have a whole bag once a week if everything else was on point.
>>37918975
How big are those bags? Doesn't sound like the best idea unless they are really small, but I guess he could...
>>37916840
With cheddar and slathered in fucking BUTTER.
>select all bread
>>37917797
10-20 years, diabetes would kill you pretty soon
>>37917921
This x1000
>>37917797
Few weeks cause of nutritional deficiencies and electrolyte imbalances.
Probably spaghetti. Honestly any pasta would be good enough.
>all those carbs
>>37918029
The only right answer here. It's fucking everywhere!
>>37918860
Stfu, I care
>>37916659
'go 'za
>>37916659
I agree with OP about the fries. That or like a 5 guys burger w/ bacon and cheese. Bruh
>>37918020
>>37918045
no, then you say
youre a big guy
and THEN its
4u
>>37918860
Well what about you, anon? What food would you go for?
My grandma's from scratch linguine, with some extra virgin olive oil, grated parmesan, and a splash of her homemade tomato sauce.
Honestly, I'd give anything just to have that now, no matter what it'd do to my gains.
>>37919502
I want /ck/ to go
can't believe no one posted this
literal dessert of the gods
>>37916659
>choosing literally worst fries
wow
>>37918941
>not eating your excuses
>cant eat wheat
>cant eat sugar
Alpen is the only thing i really fucking miss ;_; I can do without everything else.
Tendies
Cake batter
>>37916659
Beer
HSPs
>>37917730
Invisible % intake on sugar.
What the actual fuck burgerland?? Is that common?
>>37921539
Lol dude that's pretty healthy by most diets measures. Wtf kinda eating disorder diet are you on anyways?
>>37916659
Quebecois Poutine.
>>37917730
>Murica
Just need 2 of them and you have all your vitamins
>>37916998
>implying actual tacos have cheese
>implying actual tacos have fried "shells"
Lemme esplain somtin to you gringos
Corn tortillas and any masa dough are nixtamalized, meaning the corn has been broken down in some kind of acidic product and is now healthy as fuck
add your choice of protein and some veggies and it makes up pretty much all your macros
This is why injuns did well with their old diet, then ballooned when introduced to a western one
>>37916682
you would be a fool not to choose pizza, considering how many varieties there are, you can essentially eat anything you want as long as its on a crust with cheese and never lose gains. pizza = infinite wishes
>>37916659
>McDonalds fries
>Food
Pick one
Alcohol senpai
>>37922092
go to sleep bro. Solid choice tho
>>37916865
>wheat and corn
>not unhealthy
Do you even nutrition bro?
>>37922466
What is it then ? C'mon tell us, finish your joke.
>>37916889
Because a pizza is made from bread, tomato sauce and cheese.
>>37916659
pizza, and if it has to be specific, costco pizza
>>37916659
Black tar heroin as long as it still gets me fucked up enough to not feel anything
Pasta. Lotsa pasta.
Doritos or Smartfood popcorn
>>37918018
post boipucci
>>37918018
S-source?
>>37917715
Whats bad about milk?
>>37922878
>Smartfood popcorn
YESSSSS
