>people actually believe walking around will get you jacked
You clearly don't understand jokes
>>37909650
The joke went over your manlet head.
Piss off and get back to the gym! NOBODY HAS AN EXCUSE TO BE UNDER 6'2
ITT: fatties who belive it actually will
Oh, the autism
>tfw fatties can't walk around as much since they get blisters on the inside of their thighs from the friction
Maybe it's a power lifter who just needs to cut weight
>>37909650
Where is the nose?
>>37910503
>tfw used to be fat
>tfw I just now remembered that I used to get those
Holy fuck I can't ever go back now.
normies have zero concept of fitness
>>37912128
this a thousand times
>>37909650
In a month and a half
>>37909667
keep in mind normies constantly come out with shit like "i don't want to get too big". as if they're going overshoot their goals and wake up one day with 30kg of muscle which they never wanted
>>37912117
Iktf, it's a fucking nightmare.
I didn't learn until the end of my weight loss journey that you can prevent it by wearing pulled up cycling shorts under your clothes.
>tfw they come out of nowhere when you're far away and have to walk all the way back home
>>37912204
The general uncomfortable-ness of being fat is all I can remember.
>seatbelts never felt comfortable
>my jeans would always fall down because of the weird shape of my body
>blisters from walking around, always had butt sweat
It was truly suffering
>>37909650
Man, I wish there was a game that you could progress in through lifting. Maybe through measuring heartrate or something.
Not for motivation but just for fun.
>>37909650
>I am too autistic to understand satire: The Post
>>37912685
Hmm........
>>37912117
>>37912204
>heat rashes
>acne
>general pain
being an overweight kid was a nightmare.
>>37912128
Fuck off with that normie shit. You're probably fat neck beard.
Until a few months ago I was overweight. Not a landwhale but enough where it bugged me.
I literally spent a few nights reading up on proper diet and nutrition, began starting strength. Started small and worked my way up.
Meanwhile there is this chick I know from back home. For the past 3 or 4 years she has been posting about exercise and diet. Now she is posting about pokemon go making her healthy. I swear every month she writes about how she has lost 5kg but legit hasn't changed in appearance since the day I met her.
I'm not gonna point it out but I'm starting to think she's been posting about the 1 time she last 5kg 3 years ago or some shit before putting it all back on because "mission accomplished"
Wouldn't bug me so much if she didn't act like hot stuff and being "holier than thou" about it. Makes me glad I can't play pokemon go in my country. Hell I don't even post ANYTHING about my fitness online. When I'm shredded I'm just gonna post a pic up casually and when she inevitably asks me what I did to get there I'll say eat pop tarts and jack off to anime 10x a day
>>37912685
>man i wish there was some way to measure my progress like in a video game
literally just lift heavier weights you dingdong. you shouldn't need bright exclamations and "dings" to know you're leveling up
>>37913051
> satire
>the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
>>37912685
fitocracy has a level up system based on your workouts
>>37910503
>>37912117
I started getting them a few years into working out. Fat percentage dropped, but my inner thigh muscles grew. And fucking Christ is it a nuisance.
may reduce bodyfat but not build muscle
>>37912117
I started getting them around a 4pl8 squat again so have fun with that
>>37914902
This is true, but at least not being fat anymore doesn't make walking harder on top of it
>>37912685
Have you ever heard of the sports called "powerlifting", "weightlifting" or "strongman"?
>tfw started doing cardio cause of pokemon go
I worked for 2 years for these gains. I'd better not lose them.
>>37914852
I used that in 2012 then got banned for saying I wouldn't be caught dead at the Aurora premiere of the Dark Knight Rises
pokemon go is god tier for cutting
>walk all day
>catch pokemon
>less time eating
seriously, it's good, even saw girls at the coffee shop playing it.
>>37909650
Real talk I was just at my towns river walk and there were around 100 people along the walk and sitting at the amphitheater
Caught a dratini :3
I'm a 28 year old balding male would it be weird if I started macking on chicks playing pokemon go?
I make 91k a year
>>37916557
why is your age relevant?
you arent 16 anymore
>>37915173
>sport
>>37909650
A lot of fats have a really unrealistic idea of how much "exercise" you get walking. My mom is a fat and she clocks her nightly walk around the block as like 400-500 calories when she's "dieting."
>>37914809
>>37915173
autism
>>37916633
>Olympic weightlifting isn't a sport
> Powerlifting isn't a sport
Literal autism.
>>37916645
Fucking people
When someone is "dieting for the summer" or is "gonna start next monday" you know they aren't gonna make it
>>37916360
Kek
Actually spend time with my husband now. It took a fucking Pokemon app! Couldn't even get him to go to the gym with me.
>>37912117
lube
>>37912588
Post before and after
> be 19 y/o me
> get manual labour job
> think "great now I'll lose wait and get fit"
> contract ends
> still not fit at all
> these days I'm working a less intensive job
> change my diet to something healthier
> drop 15 pounds
Amazing what food can do
>>37910503
I put deodorant between my legs problem solved.
That being said, I don't really count walking as an exercise, but I went heavy on legs yesterday, HIIT cardio this morning, then went pokemon hunting later on in the day for about 2 hours. I'm sore af and my ass is killing me.
I've basically been adding on three miles of walking to all my lifting days. Usually do HIIT, but it's nice and sunny plus now there's pokemons outside!
>>37912685
I use JEFIT app and everytime I make a new PR I feel like I leveled up. Yes I've turned it into a game.
>>37914780
I'll have you know l'm a regular weight neckbeard
>>37915173
>being a fat fuck
>sport
>>37917607
Reminds me of this beta ass book
http://www.respawnbook.com/
A friend just sent me this
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37914902
Ugh I get acne now because of it (240kg squat) 7 years into lifting. My thighs rub against eachother. Its so painful to pop those abscess.
Worse in summer when you're sweaty.
>>37914790
>10x a day
my nigga
>>37917567
I'll look but my computer got wiped a year or two ago taking my progress pics with it.
I'll see if I can find some old pics of me (probably nothing shirtless)
>>37914685
child abuse if you ask me
>>37912588
Never was fat, but before I escaped auschwitz my pants always went up because my waist was so much smaller than my hips
>>37919418
This is more accurate. If you're fat enough to play Pokemon and then start walking around a bunch, your legs will get bigger.
>go fags on my favorite jogging trail because some faggot decided to plant a tree in memoriam of his faggot dad so now it's a pokestop
fuck fuck fuck GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING HILL IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE FOR MY OWN GODDAMN IT GET OUT
>>37923893
Nobody will remember this stupid app in 1 month
>>37909650
the average person actually has enough muscle to look great to another normalfriend, all they have to do is lose the bf% from cardio
>>37921137
Yep :/
Okay, listen here. POKEMON GO needs to stop.
I just can't handle its cancerous nature anymore.
>>37925900
Shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter. Like at all. It's making Nintendo some much needed money and people enjoy it. You're insane if you think any different dumbass.
>>37925956
>Nintendo some much needed money
I fucking hate Nintendo. They're just as bad.
Get out of /fit/
fucking mods
You kid around, but you couldn't be further from the truth. I posted this in a QTDDTOT thread before, but I'll post it again.
>Fat friend stops coming to gym recently
>Claims that pokemon go has given him better strength and cardio results than SS + Couch to 5k has done
>Yes, strength
>Cut off his gym membership
>Did nothing but drink, eat shitty pub food & recently started taking up smoking because he read it makes you slimmer while on SS
>Calls me stupid for paying for the gym when the game is free
I'm not sure if I should continue to call him a friend anymore, honestly.
>>37925900
I enjoy it purely because it triggers you autists so hard.
>>37925981
They have potential anon. The wii is a tragic mistake..
>>37926070
Hahaha I really hope this is a true story.
>>37926113
Sadly, it is.
I don't know why I try to help him.
>Try to get him a decent job that isn't a shitty retail job for crappy pay
>All he has to do is fill out the online form, they'll see his name, guaranteed interview thanks to my reference and recommendation
>"Great, anon! I'll do it!"
>3 days pass
>No application
>"I'm real busy right now, Ill do it soon."
>7 days
>Bosses getting anxious, ready to just pass the position over to anyone who applies
>"I'll work on it soon!"
>11 days pass, final deadline. Bosses are giving me shit because they received no application, had to pass it on and delay the process further
>"why didnt you hold it for me anon?!"
>Applies for the shittiest position at the company, where I'll have to mentor him
>"See anon, I dont need your job, I got one at the same place all by myself. :)"
I don't know how to let go of childhood friends.
>>37926234
Christ. He sounds detestable.
>>37926234
I know that feel. Childhood best friend is now 400+lb and suffers from mental health issues. Sometimes I feel like I could have prevented it if we hadn't lived in different towns for so long.
>>37926103
Greatest ps2 game of all time.
>implying you can prove me wrong
>>37909650
30 minutes of walking is more exercise than the average person is normally getting on a daily basis, of course they're going to slim down considerably upon getting the first exercise theyve gotten since highschool gym years ago but I digress, clearly its fucking satire
>>37926103
The Wii, as stupid as it was, was a success. The wiiu is the mistake, and that's because Nintendo doesn't know how to make a gaming console that 3rd party devs want to make games for anymore. They just got really lucky with the Wii.
>>37909650
>tfw pokemon go has made me realise how unfit 90% of people i know are
>omg i walked 2 miles today for pokemon go i'm going to be so thin by the end of the year
>pokemon go getting people to walk around the park it's a fitness revolution
Since when was walking at a normal pace for longer than 10 minutes considered a novelty? I walk a 4 mile round trip most days just to clear my head and visit my favourite coffee shop, it blows my mind that so many people would consider this strenuous exercise.
>>37927888
Walking is exercise for 90 year olds and people who are recovering for a major illness. Thats basically it.
>>37927888
this. I always thought that the average is somewhat healthy, but pokemon go proved me wrong. If these "long" walks are their whole exercise, i wonder what the fuck is wrong with people
>>37910503
Iktf brah I used to chafe so bad I couldn't walk for 2 days
>>37927888
>gf is constantly astounded that I would walk a mile to my gym and jog a mile back
>"baby, why don't you just take the car? "
>tfw she's one of the people who Pokémon go is finally getting to move around
>went to the park yesterday and walked around until her phone died
I'm thrilled she's finally getting up off her fat ass but sad that it takes an addictive cell phone game to do it.
>>37927888
Yeah the average person considers 10 pushups to be a real workout and they think after doing those pushups that they can eat cake etc because they burned so much fat
The average persons fitness intelligence is beyond ridiculous
this is all you're gonna get playing pokemongo for all the faggots who say they can't build calves
>>37925956
get
the
fuck
out
>>37927888
>tfw living 10 minute car drive out of town with gf for the time being
>tfw I have 2 perfectly good bicycles
>tfw gf thinks the 25 minute bike ride to town is way too far so she just sits around bored all day
>tfw I do it like nothing just for something to do
She complains about being bored but won't bike 25 minutes to get to town so we can do something besides watch TV or browse internet
>>37928050
This man doesn't lie, check out my calfs after just a few days of playing Pokemon GO 8 hours a day.
>>37909650
Unbelievable, are all the people playing this shit unemployed basement dwellers? I get more exercise and burn more calories at work than I ever could working out
>tfw stripping shingles off a roof
>tfw carrying bundles of shingles up a ladder
>tfw picking up shingles off ground and carrying them to the trailer
I could never burn as much calories working out as I do while at work, the average person wouldn't last 15 minutes in the hot sun doing legit hard labor
Guys, how come I only see rattatas, pidgeys, and weedles in my area. How do I get good/rare pokemans?
>>37928113
Iktf bro I'm a brick layer and not many people can last a day at my job because they're so out of shape
>>37928107
Nice blanket faggot.
>>37928150
quit mirin it, they sell em online if u want one of your own
>>37928113
No way, you get to workout AND you get paid $5 an hour to do it?? You are so cool man!
>>37928170
25 dollars an hour, you can't be payed less than 20 an hour doing real work, it sure beats working inside like a beta cuck
>>37928113
Haha this
>mfw bunch of NEETS play pokemon go and think they're getting exercise
>mfw I work for 15 minutes and I get more exercise than they do walking for miles
>>37928170
I'd rather that than be stuck inside all day like a lazy fuck
hi, I go to the gym AND play games
imagine that
>>37928240
I lift 100lb cement slabs 10 hours a day and go to the gym
imagine that!
>>37928251
great
but people seem to think you can only play this if you are lazy
>>37927983
>>37928026
the other day I saw a post about how "depressed" people are feeling better by finally having a reason to walk and socialize, and honestly feel bad for them, once the fad wears out they'll go back to sitting at home
>>37928209
There are some people who think driving a truck for UPS and making $30/hour is a great deal
These are also the same people who are still making $30/hr 20 years later, but hey, it's your life choice m9
>>37928251
Mirin. I tried brick laying and that shits killer man. Everyone who worked there for more than a year was jacked even though they got drunk everyday
>>37928305
Would you rather drive a truck all day or do something you enjoy?
>>37928305
Who the hell needs more than 30 dollars an hour? I make 13 an hour and have my own place and a car and go out all the time
>>37928328
he probably lives in Cali, shit is expensive as fuck over there, I'm sure 60k a year is below poberty line
>>37928337
Yeah fuck that I hate big cities it's way too crowded and theres niggers and pakis everywhere
>>37928303
Honestly Pokemon go is making me depressed
Most of my friends live a few towns away and I can't go out with them always to catch Pokemon. Doing that shit on your own ain't a fun time, plus I'm already behind and don't stand a chance against any of the local gyms
>>37926070
It's only been out a week. How the fuck can he tell it's working better or not?
>>37928337
Shit anyone who makes 60k here is loaded
>>37928209
>>37928231
>samedyel
>>37928326
Not even smart enough to understand the analogy, manual labor suits you
>>37928328
I'm not surprised, if you haven't ever accomplished anything you wouldn't be able to understand.
>>37928328
This
If you need more than 30$ an hour for your lifestyle you're living way too luxurious or you have a bad drug problem
>>37928357
have you tried talking to people? like "hey did you find anything good around here?"
>>37928381
Thanks for furthering this thread.
>>37926234
I have a issue with a friend like that myself. He won't go to the gym with me, he won't go for walks with me (I'm willing to not run so his fat ass can walk the trail) he won't eat healthy, or even choose more healthy options when he goes out to eat. He's going to have a fucking heart attack at 35 and I'm trying to help him and he won't take it.
>snagged this early today.
>>37928400
I have one like that too but he's too far gone all he does is eat junk food and smoke weed all day after work and we're 27 years old now
>>37928383
If I made that much I'd be drunk and partying everyday
>tfw 11.25 per hour
>tfw I'll be making this until I die or minimum wage in ontario goes up
>tfw I'm 34
>>37928328
t. Someone without kids
>>37928501
>going into debt for a shitty kid
great idea anon
>>37928411
I'm sorry to hear that man, We're both 24 we were both fat kids in school but when we turned 18 I joined the Army and he went to college. He's depressed because he's saddled up over $60,000 in student loans, so his depression makes him only want to eat shit and do nothing I guess. I don't know how it works. We've chosen such different life path so it's hard for me to relate to him. But the thing is I love him to death, we finally talked about his weight issue he other day and he got very angry at me and was saying he did not want me or any one else telling him how to live his life.... So like a shitbag I let it go and we went to IHOP he got stuffed French toast covers it with butter and syrup and devours it, when I got two had boiled eggs and a grilled chicken breast.
>how do I stop being a bad friend?
>>37928400
That's cute
>>37912184
Happened to me senpai. I went to bed one night and woke up looking like pic related. DON'T TRAIN MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK. DON'T FALL FOR THE GYM MEME
>>37928511
We were all a shitty kid once.
>>37928525
How'd you find enough to even evolve it?
>>37928511
How old are you? Srs
>>37910503
Is that what im experiencing ? I've got some huge ass boil because I walked around a lot while wearing pants over the weekend. I read it could be a symptom of diabetes...
>>37928580
too many people have kids
kids are fine but I feel like too many people do it just cause its "expected".
we need more good parents, and less shitty parents that do no parenting.
>>37909650
Pokemon Go can reverse HGH?
>>37928617
I used to get pain from walking to much between my thighs. I still do with swim shorts.
Pop it and film it and post the video on fit
>>37912117
That's horrifying. People are ok with this lifestyle or do you just get use to it over time?
>>37928629
Not him but it was willful denial for me. I knew I was chunky but I was always looking for evidence that separated me from other fat people. Like I had pretty muscular thighs and I had decent upper body strength, so in my mind that made me less fat.
The excuses could only do so much. Fat is fat. I was still unhealthy.
>>37926070
I can't believe I'm seeing a putt putt reaction image. 4chan is ruining my childhood cd rom games
>>37914790
>jack off to anime 10x a day
Anon, I...
>>37928618
Age?
>>37916389
Lifted 5 years here but can confirm, met a cutie at the airport but she was team instinct so dropped her. Seriously though guys it's miles outside walking
in the sun you would have spent inside on 4chan, nothing bad about it. Plus you get based pokemon
>>37916389
>Walks 2 miles
>get to coffee shop pokecenter
>"better get a grande sugarto to reward ourselves for our walk"
>"isn't fitness fun?"
>>37918853
I'll take "what are weight classes" for 300 Alex.
>>37928808
>tfw you realize you've become too old for 4chan
>>37928812
I get regular coffee with a touch of milk
fuck the sugar/calorie dense crap
>>37928830
I'm 26 man, just come here for the laughs anymore, nothing else. I feel too old for this place and I've been lurking 8 years. So many kids I don't understand wtf they're really complaining about
>>37912117
I never got blisters, but I got pretty painful raw spots when I was 210+ at 5'8.
I can't imagine how bad it must be for the real land whales out there.
>>37928863
I've been trying to transition to black.
Good news is I can drink a cup of it just fine. The bad news is I can't tell why I drink it. It's not delicious or anything, I just tolerate the taste.
Come at me Bros
>>37928863
That's how coffee is supposed to be enjoyed, light cream. No sugar or any other shit. You can actually taste the coffee. Fucking pleb retards ruin shit with sugars
>>37928881
Am 26 as well.
>>37928899
damn
>>37914876
baby powder works wonders
>>37928899
>>37928899
>>37929080
Fuck off dyel nerds.
>>37929115
I literally play Go after my workouts, go fuck yourself
I honestly don't know. On one hand, I didn't even know my city had this many people, so many fatties who only stay indoors. My nephew is glued to his fucking phone and tablet and now he finally wants to use the bike we got him.
On the other hand, these people are annoying as shit and my nephew is still glued to his phone but now he'll probably get kidnapped by some pedophile with a lure.
Oh no, people are going to buy into the new hip fitness trend that doesn't work, fail, and continue being fat chubs, effectively elevating my status as a potential mate.
>>37929080
Niiiicee bro mirin your zyzz.
Must be raining eevee near you
>>37929115
Lol I've been lifting 5 years faggot
>>37929223
Thanks brah
>tfw fit and actively tell me I just spoof my ass off
>tfw after sets I run through the hundreds of pokestops in Central Park where I spoofed
>mfw they can't tell me I need the exercise so I shouldn't cheat
>>37928899
I'll win.
>>37929315
DYEL
>>37929315
Lol you sure would. Sucks living outside a city
>>37929343
Ya. People in cities have already 5-6k CP Pokemon
1k CP is what you get after like 2 days of casual playing
>>37929367
>Ya. People in cities have already 5-6k CP Pokemon
youre literally making this up
>>37910503
>Never been fat, always been thin
>Thighs so thick that I get mad chafing after running anything over 5 miles
>MFW
>>37928881
same, you guys are cool though
>>37928589
Nigga, I caught him like that
>>37918853
>breaking the limits of physical human ability
>not a sport
? ? ? ?
? ? ?
I find this Pokemon GO shit retarded. You actually need to be stimulated like a fucking can to a ball just to go outside and walk? Can't you normies do something like listen to music no I guess not you all need to have your nostalgia XD pokemans just to fucking go outside. Fuck off normies ree
>>37930738
pokemon go is just some dumb 'nostalgia' trip for hipsters that everyone will forget about next week
>dude in my office who's been obese ever since he was first hired on
>tries to lose weight but hasn't made any real progress
>lose weight and get /fit/ myself
>he asks how
>tell him that it's just a matter of eating smarter while counting calories, drink only water/coffee/tea, etc, along with cardio
>pokemon go comes out
>he's talking about how he's now walking, losing weight
It's great that he's just now losing weight, but it's all for the wrong reasons.
>>37930738
Getting this mad about people who spend time outside and meet new people.
To bad you can't experience it, caus you will get those sweet sweaty palm when approach a group.
>Hey you playing Pokemon Go?
N-no that s-shit is for normies
>What did you say?
*reeee*
Walking is the best cardio for me personally, I can walk for three hours and still stay within my calories. If I do any other type of cardio I always end up eating more.
>>37914790
>I can't play pokemon go in my country
But you can, the .apk is online.
I'm in the us but had it like 2 days before it got here
>>37928084
Why are you together with such a lazy bitch?
>>37909650
I've met more girls in a week of playing poke go than in 3 years of going to the gym. Even got four of their numbers without having to ask
Hi
>normie: "hey bro, i've made some changes to my lifestyle and i'm healthier and happier for it."
>/fit/: *haha fucking normie thinking that what he's done is good enough. he won't ever be as great as i am.*
>>37927944
Go trekking in a mountain and then say that again friendo
>>37916953
>getting married in 2016
>>37922897
your calves will get bigger*
It wont do shit for your thighs
>mfw all these people with dumbass fat stubborn shitfriends
Why the fuck do you bother? If they cant be helped why fucking bother helping? They dont want to be helped, and they're usually straight up assholes and projects when they fuck up themselves. I'd cut the contact fucking instantly
>>37931508
literally anyone with a balanced lifestyle can trek for days
>>37929142
>>37929223
Big P's gonna have fun with these nerds.
>>37930943
Most girls are lazy these days, they go on welfare cause too lazy to work
>>37932128
>le wrong generation
>/r9k/
>>37931450
>normie: "hey bro, i've made some changes to my lifestyle for a fad game that just came out and will drop in less than a month and end up going back to my old habits
ftfy famalam
>>37931508
I backpacked a hundred miles over ten days in the mountains of new mexico with a 50lb pack when I was a chubby unfit 16 year old. It's really not hard.
On a side note I did manage to lose 10 lbs though since my diet and exercise were pre-planned and basically mandatory. I definitely recommend backpacking for anyone who lacks the self control to make it.
>>37909650
What's up with all these dyel nerds invading /fit/?? Go back to v kids, men are talking.
>>37926103
Fucking loved this game
>>37932294
/r9k/ are also all NEET. They're exactly like women
I used to like Milo when he was on the Rubin report and when he fucked shit up during the triggering, then I started actually listening to him and realized he was just a standard issue gods and guns republican who just pretends to not be organizational republican so he can act super gay and acquire the alt right fanbase thats so internet avid.
>>37925956
>Nintendo
>much needed money
get the fuck off my board, you shill
>>37930720
Breaking the limits of how much adipose tissue will fit on a human frame is not considered a sport, sorry bro :/
