/fit/ humor thread
>>37906976
You first.
>>37906976
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your one rep max
not op, but i'll try to get the thread rolling
>>37907154
>>37907162
ALPHA
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>>37907162
>>37907184
>>37907192
fuck i need to organize my folders better
>>37907212
>>37907230
>>37907238
>>37907268
>>37907295
>>37907295
kek
I'm a 5'11 dutch guy and I'd say I'm slightly around average. There's a LOT of tall people here, you can really notice the difference when you go to italy/france etc
>>37907308
that's all i have saved, anons
>>37907295
Oh my God, I just bursted in tears.
>>37907268
I dont get it
>>37907049
Hey, thats a new one haha :DD
>>37907458
>>37907441
>>37906976
If I wanted humor I'd ask your one rep max
>>37907471
>>37907230
hardest lve laghed ln whlLe
>>37907295
Dutch guy, kekked hard.
We regularly laugh at guys around 175 cm. Really quite abnormal for a man. Fucking foreigners are bringing both the average heighth and IQ down however and sometimes dilute the genetic stock as well. Such a shame.
>>37907484
Wow anon you are so funny and original, you should do stand up comedy xd
>>37907486
>>37907527
>>37907049
Kek
>>37907527
99% of the time when I see 4chan references outside of 4chan itself it makes me cringe, but that was nice
>>37907543
>>37907557
>>37907230
What does LONDON mean ?
>>37907585
lurk moar
>>37907585
it means u r a homo
>>37907580
>>37907268
>>37907611
last one from me fags
>>37907585
It's a city in the UK.
>>37907321
>>37907521
>mfw 176cm and from croatia
fuck this existence, kids coming out of middle school are about 6'2'' here
>>37907049
Capped for posterity.
>>37907696
>>37907295
From northern albania, 6'4
>>37907049
hahaha what a gem submitting this to www.reddit.com/r/4chan xD
>>37907184
S A V A G E
>>37907552
>>37907743
>Not sure if neo-trolls or just that new
>>37907797
Reminds me of this thread
>>37907154
not necessarily /fit/ related but reminds me of this
>>37907961
wow, that is some top tier autism
>>37907946
Oh you may not think I'm big,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A swoler hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts lifting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your gains
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the swole at heart,
Their daring routines, and lifting
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are set to go,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of cardio;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a steady form,
Where those of calorie counting,
Will always find their dorm;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any lifts
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
>>37908021
the three lifters
>once upon a time, three lifters encountered a seemingly immovable deadlifting bar
>however, being the three most swole lifters of their generation, they easily used the correct form to lift the bar and its plates
>this angered the Gains Goblin, who had placed the bar to take them to backsnap city
>cheated of his theft, he instead approached the lifters and congratulated them on their feat
>he offered them a reward for having cheated him so thoroughly
>the first lifter, an angry man, demanded gains like no other lifter had seen before
>taking a branch from a nearby ash tree, gains goblin fashioned a needle with roids
>the second lifter, an arrogant man, wanted to rub his victory in the gains goblin's face, and so demanded a routine to help newcomers with their lifting
>taking a stone from the river, the gains goblin inscribed the secrets of broscience onto it
>the third lifter was a cautious man, and asked for a way to avoid the gains goblin wherever he went
>reluctantly, the gains goblin gave the third lifter the secrets of cardio
>the lifters then parted ways
>the first lifter challenged a rival to a competition, with his roids, he could not fail to lose
>he then got drunk and bragged about his almighty gains, and how his roids could never fail to win him a match
>in the night, a dyel took the roids, ruining the lifter's cycle.
>and so the gains goblin took the first lifter
>the second lifter spread the secrets of broscience to his followers, then looked on as they failed to make it, one by one
>in despair, the second lifter never touched a bar again
>and so the gains goblin took the second lifter
>the third lifter used the secrets of cardio, and though the gains goblin searched for him, he was always one step ahead
>when the time came to pass that the third lifter was too aged to carry on, he passed the secrets of cardio to his son
>he then greeted the gains goblin as an old friend, and together, they walked into the land of Zyzz
>>37907230
fucking /fit/, kek
>>37907521
You literally had Dutch men dress up in dresses to protest raping of your women by savages. Don't blame the savages, you bunch are the real faggots.
At least the Afrikaaners aren't fucking autistic like you lot of European Dutchmen.
>>37907230
>the second panel where the dude roars 'LONDON'
>>37907527
>some retard talking to themselves
tip jej
>>37907961
>(bring oil)
lost it
>>37907230
Oh god this was an actual thread too
This classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAj4_1PLLL0
>>37908021
that was good
>>37907961
>>37908191
>>37908191
good lord
>>37908191
Holy kek
>>37907154
>typing out ummm....
I can't over exaggerate how furious that makes me.
>>37907393
Failure
>>37907961
Like usually I feel pretty bad about myself when I think about good things to say to girls but this made me smile because no matter how bad I fuck up talking to a girl drunk I could literally never sink this low.
>didn't realize this was a feel good thread
>>37908191
>my end goals
>>37907184
brutal
savage
rekt
>>37907486
Hahagaga
