this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do /fit/?
break his plastic face
slap his ass back
Spam low kicks
>I already do 8 scoops, leave us alone!
ask him to jiggle his triceps for me
it's funny every time
ask him if he's natty
Mock his jew nose
throw a tactical Ben&Jerry's on the ground and run away
poke him with a needle and watch the synthol drip out.
>>37900025
For Rich's standards he looks so fkn small in this pic.
yell "CMON" unironically
GOTTA SLAP BIG TO GET BIG CMON!
>>37900401
kek
>>37900025
give him a small push. all his joints would explode simultaneously
>>37900025
>slaps my gf
>Yells: high five!
mfw
I have a girlfriend?
I'd be astounded.
>>37900422
i like
Call the cops and make a bunch of shit up, he looks like a goon so they probably won't look into it too much.
>>37900025
Laugh in his face
what gf?
considering he is an old man who is full of plastic surgery and already proven to use fake weights anyone can easily trow him on the ground.
>>37900025
Slap my GF's ass hard, harder than he did, and not release her ass cheek, but hold it firmly in my hand, then look him in the eyes and say "One day you may."
>>37900802
kek'd hard
