>100g
>16g protein
>1g fat
You have exactly 23 seconds to explain why you are not cutting on these little gains molluscs
money
weird
no
/thread
>>37897822
I'm not weird.
>>37897829
>>37897842
>it's weird to eat animals
I'm not French
>>37897822
>being french
not even once
>>37897857
>>37897863
>you have to be french to eat snails
because it's fucking gross dude
c'mon man I'm trying to eat runny eggs here
>>37897854
yeah it is. i only eat my own shit because that way its self sustainable and environmentally friendly
see i can do it too
You guys are such faggots EW ITS DIFFERNT I'LL PUT DRUGS IN MY BODY I GOT FROM SUM GUY AT THE GYM BUT NOT EET SNALES LUL
I've had it before and would continue to eat it if it were easier to come by. Escargot is kind of expensive because I'd have to travel to get it, but it tastes a lot like any other shellfish.
>>37897822
>>37897902
You wanna delete this thread, or do I have to go get a mod (3day ban)? Your choice.
>>37897916
wtf are you talking about? This isn't my thread if that's what you're insinuating. Even so, it doesn't violate any rules you pleb.
>>37897916
kys my man
>>37897822
I like them, but it's like $4 for a tiny ass can of them and impossible to find them fresh around here.
Good treat for every once in a while.
>>37897939
>Good treat for every once in a while.
Exactly
Post calories nigga
because they would make me ill most likely
>>37897822
Don't know any recipes for them
Anyone care to post one?
>>37897916
8/10 if bait. Kill yourself if serious.
>>37898107
Put them in a pan with butter and pour white wine in it at the end
>>37898007
50
>>37898107
What's wrong? Can't handle some snails?
>>37897822
Chicken has better macros, is way cheaper, and not gross
Kys
>>37898305
>50
That's impossible you night. 1g of protein = 4 calories so if it has 16g then it can't be only 50 calories
>>37897866
no you have to be a subhuman. those just happen to be commonly found in france.
>slimy
>disgusting
>expensive
I literally have no idea where to get them, must be quite expensive in my country anyways
Can't I just eat them from my garden?
There's always a ton of them dicking around
Because I'm not a garlic scented surrender monkey
I've always wanted to try them tbhee. When I escape NEETdom I'll buy a can of escargot to celebrate, since I can't get them any other way. If I won the lottery I'd actually try to farm snails. Also, those snails in the OP are Helix Pomatia, generally regarded as the best ones.
>>37897898
you're fucking retarded
>>37899129
no, see below
>>37897822
mostly because they are pricey and hard to get because thier have to be fed a special diet for months to be okay to eat. Besides being hard to get, it's a bother to cook them and they always taste the same.
Also I consider them insects, so I need to know how much of their body is their digestive track (i.e. shit filled)
What sad generation of coddled picky eater chicken tendie pussies. You won't even try it even though it's safe, healthy, and possibly delicious?
When jesus spoke of the meek he wasn't referring to you fags.
>Not eating big
Not gonna make it
>>37899929
bet it tastes like chicken
>>37898305
how do you deshell them?
do you deshell before cooking?
>all these cityboy cucks crying about how they're expensive
can't do anything but shake my head
>>37897916
Low quality bait, but /fit/ is shitty enough that it might be real so have a (you)
>>37897822
not enough fat
>>37897829
hahaha I lol'd at this so much and I don't know why
>>37897916
>I own these chans nigga
THere are a lot of them after a rain near the park where I walk about stalking bitches. How exactly does one cook them from being alive. FIY I'm the faggot that moves them out the way of pedestrian traffic and into the grass, but would eat 10/10
>>37901410
>I'm the faggot that moves them out of pedestrian traffic
Glad that I'm not the only fag who does this
>>37901410
Please don't become "that weird guy that eats snails in the park after it rains"
>>37897822
Insane amounts of cholesterol and sodium
> mercury poisoning
>>37897822
some anon from/b/ just put snail inside his ass and then continued to glue the snail to the wall with his shit kek
>>37899075
Kek
>>37897822
Prawns:
100g
15g protein
1g fat
70kcal
Snails:
100g
15g protein
1g fat
130kcal
snails are for fatties
>>37897822
Too expensive.
>>37903051
Link?
>>37904961
and prawns taste better
>>37897822
I love snails but they only really shine in a garlic, parsley/thyme/rozemarine butter-based sauce. Some Gruyere on it and bread for dipping... It's great but also calorie-dense as hell.
My backyard actually has hundreds of African snails in the summer but a bunch of them have parasites so that's reason enough not to be eating random snails.
>>37897902
>EW ITS DIFFERNT I'LL PUT DRUGS IN MY BODY I GOT FROM SUM GUY AT THE GYM BUT NOT EET SNALES LUL
>>37897898
A poo is not an animal.
>>37904961
>Loved prawns
>Ate them all the time
>Was one of my favourite seafoods. I generally don't like seafood.
>Was at a family member's wedding once.
>They were serving prawns.
>Noticed that there was black shit in some lining/tube on the backs of the prawns
>Ignored it and ate it anyways
>Later had diarrhoea for a week
>Found out that the caterers neglected to remove the fucking intestinal tracts
>Have been put off of prawns since.
How can I like eating prawns again, /fit/?
Whenever I see them, I think of that traumatic night where I got diarrhoea from prawn shit.
>>37897822
Because lean chicken breast has 24g protons / 100g weight
What's Ash? Some kind of fibre?
>>37907298
Actually it's 31g
>>37907255
Just eat them, theyre so good
>>37907255
Your digestive system sounds like a faggot. The prawn's intestinal tract doesn't need to be removed for it to be edible.
>>37907255
Do you peel the prawns yourself when you eat them? Because you should be removing the poop tube yourself. Sounds like you've been reading prawn shut your whole life and didn't realize
>>37907352
Poop tube is full of nutrients
>>37907390
More like pootrients
>>37907462
Right lmfao
>>37899129
>>37907255
Stop being a crybaby faggot. The intestinal track didn't give you diarrhoea.
>>37906904
Depends on how much you ate.
>>37897916
>You wanna start doing your work, or do you want me to tell the teacher on you?
>>37907340
It's certainly recommended.
>source: caught and eaten prawns all my life.
>>37897822
Chicken breast
>100g
>23g Protein
>2g fat (which is not bad)
>Cheap
>Tasty
Easily the BEST source of meat-protein
