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Ignorant shit about /fit/ related activities that makes you laugh
2016-07-12 04:05:24 Post No. 37892224
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Ignorant shit about /fit/ related activities that makes you laugh
Anonymous
2016-07-12 04:05:24
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Enough rage /fit/, let's hear the funny/goofy stuff.
>Wannabe PT coworker talking about deadlifts while the rest of us try and fail to tune him out
>"They really are the best leg exercise to balance out squats"
>Other coworker who lifts chimes in; "What about your back? Deadlifts are great for your back"
>Wannabe loses his shit
>"No way dude, if you're engaging anything but your glutes and hammies you're doing deadlifts wrong"
>We're all listening now
>"Really wannabe? What about after you get three or four plates on the bar?"
>"Nope. That weight is incredibly dangerous anyways. The only people doing that much are gear heads."
>Wannabe pt coworker comes up another day
>"Anon, you lift, what's your routine like?"
> He's going to try and foist some bullshit men's health garbage on me
>Tell him I just bench every day man. Like every day. No need to work anything else.
>"Dude, that's so bad for you. Let me get you on a good machine circuit before you fuck your shoulders."
>Tell him I'm good
>"No really, they're so much safer than barbells."
> Walk off chuckling to myself
> He still believes me
>Watching Ufc 200 with friends
>Silva vs Cormier
>Silva has a 10" reach advantage
>6'5" skeleton starts to explain to the rest of us why Silva is fucked because long arms are "a big disadvantage in fights guys, it takes you so long to wind up for real"
>Group can't contain their laughter for more than a couple of seconds
>Tfw when this isn't the first time he's brought it up
> Old ex sees me squatting at the gym
> "Anon you're going to blow your knees out going that low"
> Tell her I'll be fine, going below parallel is ideal anyways
> "Well my master sergeant back in ROTC told us so. He was any expert."
> Tell her he was probably full of shit
> "Nope. He blew both his knees out squatting when he was still active. So I think he knows more than you."
> Wat.jpg
