How do I become good at sex?
Have more sex
That's a nice photo anon. Is that you or your dad?
You can't, you missed your chance growing up. It's already too late
You have to learn what females want, to achieve this you have to get fucked in the ass/suck off about 19 guys.
>>37888641
>That's a nice photo anon
no it isn't
>>37888620
Stretch. also this:
http://www.xvideos.com/video531677/milf_nina_hartley_teaches_how_to_eat_pussy
You can't make your dick bigger or face prettier but you can eat pussy like a champ and be more limber for that there motion of the ocean. If you've been lifting for a while and haven't done a serious hip flexor/ hamstring/glute/ erector spinae mobility routine you will be amazed if you do it.
Also learn a rear naked choke hold for her to remember your doggy style as incredibly rough.
>>37888803
Yeah it is looks like a fun. Thanks for sharing op
>>37888620
Instead of watching porn read these.
They will so vastly improve your sex life, giving you new ideas of stuff to try, helping you identify erotic situations you didn't even know already existed in your life, improving your libido because they're similar to noporn, and are less humiliating for a woman to find than your fap folders.
Intellectualize and mature your sexual self.
Master foreplay
>>37888646
Based Eggy, his black pill video is one of the most based hard truths video I have ever seen
>>37889096
what are you talking about
>>37889102
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>37888675
>Not drinking their semen
>>37888908
>Delta of Venus
ayyyyyy highly recommend, some of the stories are weird, but she is a fantastic author. I wish she'd written more stuff like that.
>>37889111
Christ.
>>37889111
His views are entirely informed by the chans. This shit's fun but you should absolutely not let it inform your views of real life. Simply not accurate.
>>37889237
>>37889111
>>37889102
>>37889096
>>37888646
>>37888842
>"He just passed guard all night and slipped that rear naked choke in so smoothly, his form is unreal."
>>37889278
>passed guard
uhh
>>37889237
Idk senpai, it seems like allot of what he saying is coming from his heart and strangely its hitting really close home for me, although I like to pretend that yeah man, once I get that promotion, I can get that fucking plastic surgery and that sweet merc, once I hit that 2 plate bench, can finally get on first cycle etc etc can't wait for all the bitches, when In reality its just not gonna happen for allot of us here.
Unless we drop our super inflated standards where we start dating average women that we couldn't give a fuck less about in relationships
>>37889111
lol I don't get it, am I supposed to sympathize? This is what living online will do to you, rots your fuckin brain haha
>>37888842
>but you can eat pussy like a champ
What if hes not gay ?
>>37889298
You've forgotten that /fit/ is a normie board. This isn't r9k. Most of us pick up chicks just fine, I know I do.
Also why doesn't he just do what ugly guys have always done and fuck strippers?
>>37888633
/thread
>>37889305
No, hes just telling us how it fucking is out there, we like to pretend that on this website we are not fucking losers, the people on this site only are and only thing we need to do is make a small change and we will make it, when in reality most of us are just fucked since middle school
>>37889111
I want to watch it but the audio legitimately hurts my ears
>>37889298
if getting "all the bitches" is a major goal in your life, you're on the wrong path. Surround yourself with good people, make better (not necessarily more) friends if you lack emotional support and intimacy, treat yourself to cool stuff and experiences like bungee jumping or something. Romance is great, but it's not even the best thing in life.
>>37889321
Fucking strippers is like doing half reps with machines, its just not the same family
also
> Most of us pick up chicks just fine, I know I do.
I want to believe
>>37889359
You can adjust the volume
>>37889363
I think what hes trying to say is that if you have beta fucking genetics, life will fuck you over, you wont get that promotion, you wont get the girl, people will walk all over you, you already lost. He's talking to these characters, that think that they just need to do that thing and they are going to win, when its just not gonna happen
>>37889321
>/fit/
>Normie
It's a bunch of /pol/acks who go to the gym
>>37889340
I think I understand. But I don't think you give yourself enough credit.
Realizing you're a fucking loser is the first step towards improvement. There's nothing wrong with it, in my opinion. It takes self-awareness to admit that to yourself, and there's plenty of people who don't even have that.
>>37889321
>/fit/
>normie board
/fit/ is just r9k with a gym pass
>>37889399
dubs of truth
chad here, being an ugly man is playing life on the hardest difficulty.
but the very least you could do is fuck another ugly woman and have children who would bring joy and meaning into your life.
you will start the cycle over for your ugly children, though. depends if you care that much.
>>37889321
>>37889367
>>37889444
>>37889464
>>37889528
KEK no seriously though.
Normie board list:
/fit/
/his/
/out/
/sci/
/hc/
This is written in stone.
>>37888620
I always say that for most guys sex is like golf, they do it every so often, drunk, and wonder why they suck.
>>37889528
I'm in the twilight between the daylight of normie and the night of autismo. Have been with a few women, can sometimes be super social, but not always.
Mostly just wanted a chance to post that frog pic, it makes me smile.
>>37889111
I feel like the internet should be banned for people with weak minds
>>37889630
Or you could just call Comcast and cancel your service
>>37889568
>/sp/ not #1
>/sp/ not even rated
Wow
>>37889630
Only the strong minded should be able to see the fucking obvious, right ?
