Welcome to Pepe's Gym
> 43 squat racks
> protein dispensers in steam room (no homo)
> tipping front desk girl optional
Taking suggestions!
Whites only
>steam room
>not a dry sauna
enjoy your fungal infections
>>37885325
Janitors have to be spics otherwise it'd be too expensive, although in a whites only gym you probably don't need to clean things everyday... really makes you think.
>>37885314
GOMAD Mondays. Like Planet fitness' pizza days but with a gallon of milk for each member.
And drinking it is mandatory
>>37885314
protein dispensers will get mucky. better be protein in some solid form like soylent bars or the roach protein bars from snowpiercer.
we need like shower curtains around each squat rack since you've got so many so people can do whatever they want without incurring judgement from the incredibly judgemental fitizens that will populate your gym.
>>37885325
Goddammit you made me laugh.
>>37885325
fist post best post desu senpai
>>37885325
God tier gym right here
Could Ronnie Coleman be the only honorary token Black member?
>whites and only spics and asians that are 5'10 and over
free crab legs and a rack to leave your pet eagle when entering the gym
>>37886028
that just means whites only
>>37885993
No. Kali Muscle.
>>37886245
Good
>>37885314
>bowl of complimentary activated almonds at the front desk
>is in London
>lets you rent essential equipment like weightlifting belts, straps, or squat plugs
>>37885379
Fuck yes
>>37886270
I find this incredibly ironic coming from someone who feels the need to have an identity on an anonymous image board
>>37886270
>summer tripfag
>never heard about or saw him contribute anything to board
>tells people to go back
meanwhile in bizzaro /fit/
> oats dispenser by towel rack
> supermong face targets in urinals
> scooby's massage parlor next to locker room
> all cardio equipment somehow not working
>>37885325
but laughing at dyel pajeets is part of my ab routine
