nice pasta op
thank you for this quality thread!

shit pasta

kill you're self etc

>>37872164
kill yourself

>>37872164
Getting your test up before they can bring it down is your imperative. Once its up high enough, you can use your newfound power to bully them into submission. Which will allow you to retain your test and even increase it. I suggest you taking a holliday somewhere and just resting a bit.

And then no matter what, you should maintain it once you get back.

Be louder than them, be more annoying than them, bully them into submission.

>>37872780
>Be louder than them, be more annoying than them, bully them into submission.

You're right. I'm going to start a cycle of tren/test/mast and leave needles all over the house for them to find to assert my dominance

>>37872847
No I meant like increase their stress, their cortisol by being a dick to them. That way you can recover yours, and they will lose theirs. Once you break their platous, it will be easier to keep being dominant.

Because that is what they are doing to you now and they are winning. Its a war about stress and you are the loser right now.

>>37872873
Damn I never thought about it that way.

How do you suggest I stress them out? I've done it before but they told me they were going to kick me out quite sternly.

>>37872921
That is probably going to be difficult, as any change to your environment has to be gradual enough to slip under their radar, and it cannot be traced back to you.

But it could be small things like fucking with their alarm clock so that it wakes them up in the middle of the night.

or perhaps (if you are an ameriturd) you could fuck with their morning shower by sabotaging something.

Why not remove a little bit of gasoline from their car so that they dont have enough to get to their jobs?

Ultimately, you could also poison their food in a non lethal way, but in a way that it would give them a lot of gass, or non harmful stomach ages.

be creative anon, you can do it.

>>37872991
I started stealing their food slowly and stockpiling it in my room incase I get kicked out I'll have $1000 worth of food to eat

>>37873012
Thats not good enough anon, you need to increase THEIR cortisol so that yours may decrease.

Find a way to bring stress to them, but while maintaining your carefree position at home.

Have you ever seen those autistic people acting all retarded and useless and their mother needing to restrain them?

Do you think that they suffer cortisol problems?

Fuck no. You need to bully your parents.

>>37873046
I'm worried I'll get kicked out

Last time i tried to increase their cortisol I went too far and made holes in my wall by throwing a pull up bar at the wall kek

This must be b8

>>37873061
Well if you dont like the bully method, you could always try to use the more subtle method.

What your parents have is a supportive alliance with eachother most likely. They help eachother to keep their cortisol low. That is why they may be able to deal with you and your bullying.

A person with a lot of stress is less capable of doing that though.

So try to subtly first try to reduce their test, and increase their stress with other methods. Like the gas taking method, wouldnt they be stressed out if they were stranded on a highway? What if they were sometimes bloated and has stomach aches? They may lose some sleep.

Do these things, and once they are stressed enough, you can try to bully them again. Chances are they may not have enough energy at that point to oppose you.

Also, try to reduce their union. Dont you have some good looking friends or something? Let some anon try to seduce your mom or something. That would surely get some friction into their cortisol management dynamic.

>>37872164
Stop being such a victim-mentality piece of shit faggot.