/FIT/IZENS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
shitposting
>>37866355
FPBP
> med school student
>>37866348
Physio
>>37866348
industrial engineer
>working as a production planner
>>37866348
I draw for other people a lot x3
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
I work in a toy store.
Animal control officer and firefighter on call
high school teacher.
>>37866424
HOJOTOHO! HOJOTOH! HEIAHA!
>>37866445
So if someone is lighting cats on fire, which profession do you respond as?
La u la u la u!
GIS technician but heading to uni in the fall so I can be an analyst or manager in the future
9-5 shitposter
>>37866348
I work at a warehouse with performance based pay. Base pay is $16 and goes up by $10 every 100% increase / $1 per 10%. I'm able to pull off around 500% a night but that also makes me lose around 5-10lbs in one night.
>Retail worker
Just kill me now brehs
>>37866518
that sounds fucking awesome. what do you do, just load trucks?
>>37866348
undergrad physics research assistant
>tfw own hours
>tfw boss literally told me to not think I have any obligations other than to learn
>tfw getting paid even though I didn't ask for it
feels like cheating desu
>>37866348
unemployed teacher
>>37866478
Hahaha
I'm a doctor
Game designer/scripter
>>37866788
>what's the prognosis, doc?
>I'm afraid you're screwed
>>37866596
>feels like cheating desu
been there
>>37866445
very nice
Corporate lawyer. $200k/year.
Heir to multi-franchise
>>37866895
This at $180k/year.
>>37866441
Holy shit, why is that picture so fucking funny?
Is it actually for real?
>>37867098
Not official iirc, but real.
Look up TD-5491 Phenix Customs.
>>37866363
>>37866788
I'm on my ten minute break between sections of a practice MCAT right now.
>>37866363
What did you get on the MCAT?
Slave at Walmart
Hoping to finish uni for engineering .. Eventually
First I'll need to find a place that accepts ne
>>37867177
Hey I'm a sophomore rn I'm planning to take it next year. How is it?
Professional greasy burger dispenser
>>37867195
what's that like?
Retail cuck.
I get to hook up with girls at work and some qt customers, so it's not all bad.
>>37866348
I work a shitty job as a pepsi merchandiser. It sucks but the pay is better than my former office job
air traffic control
I am professional Spanish and portuguese linguist, also unrelated but qualified as a prisoner escort/guard, and am also currently a new student in computer science.
>>37866348
Lawyer
>>37866348
nu-male beta virgin mangina cuck web developer.
>>37866596
Same except I'm a chemistry major. Love my job.
>>37866788
>>37867177
>>37866363 here,
I'm not american but I'm considering taking step 1 next year
Carpenter
Skilled laborer
Mechanic
Service calls you name it
Jack of all trades
$30hr
Architecture student on summer break. Got a job working at a small firm as a cad monkey.
>>37866348
WARRIORS!
A-HOO A-HOO
Correctional Officer
decent job, doesn't pay well, but there's plenty of overtime
>>37867351
How does one enter the field? Do you need a degree?
>>37867281
Ditto. Crystallography here. No complaints other than it being boring as hell.
>>37867363
Unless you're trying to get into federal Corrections you don't need a degree for almost every state DOC in the US. It's pretty much an entry level job. If you're looking to enter the field go to your state's Department of Corrections website and find out how to apply.
>>37867402
does that field help transitioning to become a marshal?
>>37866348
University professor. I'm lucky to be working in a country where SJW shit hasn't caught on, or I'd be out of this field and into diet selling/fitness coaching in a hot minute. Probably will do that anyway once I reach retirement age.
>don't correct muh language, it's a micro aggression!
>>37867425
Depends. I would say a year or 2-3 years of corrections experience looks pretty good on a resume if you're trying to get into law enforcement but there's not really any actual way to "get your foot in the door" with LE via corrections. The only reason I'm here is to build a resume. It also helps if you can get onto your Department's CERT team (riot control/institutional disturbance goon squad), that looks pretty good on a LE resume.
Lab tech in the microbiology lab of local hospital.
>>37866480
Degenerate spic
Painting my city's gyms yellow.
crane technician
Pays very well but long hours, dirty and can be pretty stressful
welder
>MIG
>TIG
>Arc
>Oxy-Acetylene
I'm starting a class next week for scuba training so I can then start another class for underwater welding
>>37867506
Is it true that trades are a young man's career? I wanna change careers but I might be too old. 31
Just graduated from pharmacy school, still job searching. Also need to study for boards but I just shitpost on 4chan all day instead.
>>37866348
NEET
Basically moving into the gym
Doctor! Technically resident training to be neurologist
Train Conductor
I make more money than all of you
>>37867534
What? No, that's not true - It's just more ideal if you are young.
I started welding at 25
>28 now
I was taught welding from a 62 year old man
>my boss and he's twice your age
It is a lot like /fit/. Just stay motivated and focused in your goals and you can move the world.
>>37867561
Choo choo
>tfw unemployed
feelsbadman.jpg
>>37866348
>mechanical engineering
Doing some research as my first job ever. Gonna waste all the money on supps and food
>>37867534
Not >>37867506
but most well paying trades are physical jobs. The older you are the more it hurts to put in a full day.
31 isn't kill yourself old but you on the wrong side of 30 if you're gonna be starting something like steamfitting or ironworker.
stocking shelves senpai
I'm NEET
I'm completely lost. Idk brehs, I have a lot of time to think, and the more I think the less I want to live the life we're supposed to. might KMS
Fell for the meme civil engineering degree. literally no job postings for new grads.
good chance ill be neet when I graudate. might blow through my savings then end it all desu ladfams
>>37867796
is that the bridges one
my friend is that and he harps on about it
>>37867773
get a job ya dingus. everyone needs to feel like they have a purpose. you rotting away in your room isn't helping you be happier
I work at Costco. It's OK I suppose
>>37867814
I don't need to for the foreseeable future, and I don't want some lame ass job either, I don't have a degree.
I should probably get a degree but I'm already 21
I tried to get one already but dropped out because I have zero fucking idea what the fuck I want to do or what I'm interested in
I'm just so lost. I look at the jobs people get after finishing STEM degrees and they all seem depressing, and they are in fact.
>>37867885
This bait makes me sad.
>>37867902
It's not bait
whatever
Student and android app developer
flight line mech in the best branch of the marine corps
>>37867885
If you don't need to work, go full NEET. Hundreds of NEETs find meaningful satisfaction, equivalent to gainful employment, in shitposting.
>>37866363
>med school
at least you're not studying applied math
Teacher and wrestling coach
>>37867950
I didn't get this one
>>37866348
in school
unemployed mainly because student visa regulations.
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting
>>37867390
I'm not chembro, but where do you do crystallography at? I'm going to be sending out some biogenic high mag calcites for XRD soon.
>>37867500
Crawler? Tower?
>>37866348
N2theEET
![toddler-sailor-costume[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HmV7icU.jpg "toddler-sailor-costume[1].jpg")
Sailor fresh out of boot camp, in A school to be an IT.
>>37867993
basically my hopes in getting a phd in physics
>study what i love
>go to grad school for free
>spend years learning cool shit
>some of the time I'll want to kill myself but hey
>graduate
>basically a framed piece of paper that says "I'm smart as shit you can hire me"
Tyre Fitter, I fit tyres on trucks and earthmoving equipment. It's a good /fit/ job because you're constantly lifting heavy but I'm only doing it while I study
>>37866478
First as firefighter to put it out, then as aco
Firefighter/Paramedic
Work as a technical officer in a government lab testing roads, soil and construction materials. I'm on $38 dollerydoos an hour with the best benefits I've had in my whole working life
murders and acquisitions
>>37868150
what?
>>37868156
>>37868162
you misquoted the movie twice in one attempt genius
Subway sandwich artist. And shitty pizza place fry cook.
On my way to managing one of them soon and quitting the other. Subway will pay less but will be more procedural so I think will be the better experience. The pizza place would pay a lot more, but the boss is a jerk so being the manager and being accountable for stuff could be a nightmare - I hate being micromanaged as it is, and he's the type that will be pushing me to go lighter on this week because he sniffed too much cocaine to buy supplies. But I guess it's the same in most restaurants.
I've been doing jogging and calisthenics on top of just working a lot. I definitely feel more capable at work since I've started the calisthenics. Gym membership v soon...
>>37868184
In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Anon!
I fucked up
>>37866348
>Half a day Automotive Engineer Student
>The other half I work as a cashier at some Wendy's
Oh boy can I fucking die already please?
>>37868029
University-owned lab in the city. It's basically a big research complex where all of the science departments do their shit
>>37866348
PhD student and sessional instructor for an intro QM class.
>mfw gotta learn C++ on top of Mathematica and Python
RIP social life
>>37867950
Explain please?
>>37866348
Used to tripfag but got fat, I'll go back to it once I'm thin again
>>37866355
FPBP
>>37866348
IT NOC """""Analyst"""""
Lieutenant in the police. Still being toured around the force trying different areas but in trying to get into sime good old plain clothes Criminal Investigation action
>>37867253
what made you decide to get a second degree?
>>37867974
>>37868662
what's there to explain?
I'm studying applied math an it's a pain in the ass
>>37868832
>applied math is a pain
Maybe you're just a brainlet amongst brainlets.
>>37866348
full time shitposter
>>37868832
>applied math
you mean physics?
I build guns
Currently away from work training right now as a helicopter mechanic.
>>37868842
probably
should've went mech. engineering
>>37868868
no, applied math
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applied_mathematics
https://www.math.pmf.unizg.hr/en/graduate-university-programme-applied-mathematics (collage)
>>37868951
He was memeing you. Typical meme that only makes sense for those who's never done any math or physics.
>>37867885
STEM degree grad here (biochemistry). Agree on the fact that all the jobs are depressing, dont do it unless you enjoy sitting alone in a lab all day.
>>37869025
Not that guy but it beats dealing with people all day, sounds comfy af tbqh
>>37867724
This tea bee h familamborghini
High clearance Geologist for Bechtel
:3 no i wont tell you about the aliens living underground
>>37869126
that sounds neat; are you happy doing that, anon?
Mail Man
>>37866348
SALES REP FOR A CEMENT COMP
BOXING FOR FUN
>>37867192
Well they changed it this year and added a few more subjects such as psych and soc. I hear it's now 8 hours long, you can look into it.
>>37868034
Mobile.
Crawler, all terrain and rough terrain
>>37869126
i know some peeps that used to work for them. sounded like a good place to work for
>>37867822
As far as retail is concerned, I heard Costco is one of the best companies to work for.
Currently CNA. Not depressing because dealing with sick people getting better. Honestly something new everyday. Wanting to be a lab tech one day. Mostly for the cash but also for the knowledge and experience.
>>37867253
Eu acho que você mora perto da minha casa então.
Mi portugues es horrible, pero mi espaňol es top-noch.
Programmer.
Noticed no one on sales here
>>37869025
ended up in engineering, wanna do materials science but wondering if all the years of school is worth especially in ur now in college and ur 23
:(
gym clerk
IT student
>>37866951
Enjoying that salary bump huh anon?
>>37867822
If you're going to work retail, it's high class.
I'm a server.
>>37868962
It's called a joke. Have we really just replaced the word joke with meme?
>>37866348
WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED CORE?
>>37869808
underrated
>>37866348
Operations Manager at Financial Technology company
>team leader at a call center
Hospital security at county hospital
shits crazy yo
Tech support
I also work the evening shift.
>>37870038
That's a fancy title for someone who manages Pajeet for a living
>>37870073
We had Pajeet's but they're pretty shit at their jobs - they're fucking lazy and will take any reason to stop working.
Now I'm in charge of qt Korean & Malays, and a greek dude. The asians work real hard but obviously have some language issues, the greek dude won't fucking shut up.
College student and wannabe Marine.
Double major in economics and history(mainly financial).
Currently NEET, since Aug. 2 a grad student. Y-yeih!
>>37866383
>industrial engineer
The job that sounds way fucking better than it actually is
>>37866518
Nice
>>37866518
Cool
>>37866518
Awesome
>>37866518
Respectable
>>37866518
lame
>>37866518
Great
>>37866518
Perfect
>>37866518
Decent
Unemployed student, but i wanna get a job. idk
>>37866518
Homoerotic
>>37866518
Rubbish
>>37868048
Already two years in and I cant wait to be out to use my free college moneys and do shit I like.
>>37866518
Astounding
>>37866518
Niggerly
>>37866518
Gorgeous
>>37866518
Ostentatious
>>37866518
Exhilarating
Working overnights in a grocer. I handle all the liquids, but being summer its mainly water. Usually end up working 10+ pallets a night.
>>37866518
Boring
>>37866518
Beastly
>>37866518
Haram
>>37866518
Exuberant
>>37866518
Delightful
>>37866518
C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>37866348
process operator
aspiring marine
>>37866518
Neat
>>37866518
Gay
>>37870308
Store? Or distribution center?
>>37866518
Exuberant
Any Biology bros here?
Army nurse (LPN)
many qt officer nurses, phew
Stressful. Coworkers pretty awesome. Apparently I walk like 5 miles a day around the ward. Lots of poop and keks.
>>37870359
Store. I used to work in a distribution center building pallets though.
>>37866518
Mediocre
>>37869792
>server
Yo im a server too bruh.
Pic related is me
>>37866518
I work IMS at a wally world in Denver, We've been getting obscene amounts of freight lately (back-to-school shit mostly)
Fortunately our management team is bro-tier, and if we manage to unload both trucks (4500-5500 pieces and a 7-man team) in less than 2 1/2 hours they spring for pizza or burgers or some damn thing. I've been able to dirty bulk like a mad cunt for the past 2 weeks.
>>37866596
You lucky son of a bitch
>>37869808
>CORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Programmer.
I work at Google.
>>37866348
SLAY BODIES (no homo)
>>37868191
I manage a subway and you know what, I genuinely can't believe how much I enjoy it. A genuine comfy job that pays fairly well.
>>37870693
What's so enjoyable about it, m8?
>>37866348
IT security consultant
>>37870693
>>37870722
Asking because I'm considering changing jobs and am looking around
>>37866348
Unit support coordinator at academi.
>>37867506
Where do u live ? I'm doing high pressure welding while doing scuba diving so i can go be an underwater welder myself
>>37866363
Samesies M2
>>37870649
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>>37867281
>>37867390
Nice to see some chemists here.
Currently learning to be a Analytical Chemist. Probably going to specialise myself in chromatography and NMR.
>>37866518
immaculate
>>37866348
I'm a biochemist
>>37866348
Scuba instructor. Actually I teach people to become scuba instructors .
I work in a giant ass warehouse/freezer.
Payed 15 minute breaks every hour and a nice bonus for working there too. Fuckton of hours though, around 50-55 a week, but it works out for me as a workaholic.
Pay is pretty amazing and we get to dick around all the time as long as we finish the job.
Firefighter. Feels good man.
Team leader in an application and infrastructure monitoring department for a bank. Its full of far smelly needy guys who are negative as fuck.
Its hard motivating people who are fat lazy slobs, lads.
Lifeguard
Software dev 110k/yr
>>37866348
statistician
>>37869299
BLUE COLLAR AF SENPAI
>>37870387
Whats being an army nurse like? I'm considering giving it a try, currently work in cardiology
Receptionist at an IT-firm
The only thing /fit/ about it is that sometimes i help customers that come to fetch their shit needs help carrying it to their cars.
Atleast i practice my social skills
NEET
gonna be 23 in a few months. pretty much given up all hope for the future at this point. considering the reason I'm NEET is still as prevalent now as it ever was
>>37871232
NEET at 30
>>37866348
Drug dealer. I'm really bad at it.
Uni student studying criminal justice and working part time as a barback
>>37870806
I actually do chromatography, capillary electrophoresis to be specific
Aeronautical engineering major.
29 years old. Realistically, is there a chance for me to make 300k/year if I drop everything and move to US, UK, Aus, Canada ? Any other country ? What field ? What degree ? What job ?
>>37866348
Accountant
25yo low tier manager in a 500ppl company. Great pay, nice car, nice place but working hours are shit. I there 6 days a week for atleast 12 hours.
I have friends that I never see, I cant hold a relationship longer then few weeks, lost good chunk of hair etc.
I keep telling people its awsome but it sucks....
>>37866348
I shoot feral animals and get paid handsomely by the landowners.
Not sure what you call me. Pest control?
> pic unrelated
>>37866518
Halal
chimney sweeper
9-5 code monkey =(
>>37871485
not really, there are people who make those salaries dont get me wrong but the jobs are not readily available
>>37870376
studied computational bio/bioinformatics/genomics, but now I work for a healthcare software company
pay is much better than anything that would have actually used my major in all likelihood
>>37869808
Its corps u dumb fucking faggot shitter
programmer
>>37866518
adjetivable
>>37868048
little boot bitch
>>37866348
Enrolled in pre-pharm. Hoping to work for a drug company doing clinical trials in like 9 years when im done with school. Im a lifeguard right now.
>>37866518
superb
Sysadmin
Web dev. I get paid to surf the web
>>37873388
Got a degree?
>tfw dropped out of software engineering
>>37866348
land surveyor, still studying though
>>37866383
My nigga
Except I quit as an IE because production supervisors with literally less than a high school education "didn't trust that math stuff" and would ignore any and all the shit I did, so nothing improved.
Now in law school, I guess.
I make salads and shit, and also work at a hospital as a diet technician
>>37873653
Half. Foundation degree
>>37866348
Dentist. Saving up money so I can escape this miserable profession.
>>37866518
enlightening
I'm a baker.
>>37867885
>21
Anon you are young. Start working and maybe you will stumble upon something you like or worth studying for you.
>>37871912
what do you need to know to get into bioinformtics/genomics? or what is good to learn beforehand so it will be easier in school? programming?
I work on a ferry, I autopilot it between ports for 20 minutes, put it into manual and then take it in, stuff as many cars as we can in and go.
Pay is decent, about 5000 USD/month, 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off. 12 hour day when at work.
Also need to do maintenance shit, but it's alright. There's around 4-5 other guys onboard aswell so we spend most of the time talking on the bridge inbetween ports, cooking food and stuff.
>>37874002
to do what
Strategy consultant for the financial services sector.
Pic related
Can be chill as fuck but there's a lot to know and to watch out for, everyday is a new experience, it can also get pretty stressful tho especially with blind picks and steelworkers that don't have the greatest English, love my job tho
>>37874235
Can I get a large fry with that little man?
Business Development for a construction software company
>>37867316
almost the same, i work with my brother though.
Carpenter (me)
Bricklayer (brother)
we do mostly decking and garden related things (built in BBQ's and ponds)
£25-40 hr
>>37874002
Wat. Don't dentists earn a ton of money? What makes it so miserable?
>>37866348
Work in a zoo, in the education department.
I teach kids, do workshops involving animals and do talks with the animals/during feeding and the like.
>>37873976
Damn, I guess I have a "quarter degree" then.
>>37866348
Software Engineer.
>fast food cook
>killmenow.jpg
>>37866348
Manufacturing Engineer, Product Design Engineer.
MSc in Engineering Mathematics.
Currently I work on a product idea. Unfortunately the idea isn't 100% fresh and there are potentially a few already filed patents in my way. Really unsure if I should work on it it any further. I also dream a bit on living from art alone as the engineering part of my job begins to suck out my soul.
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