this guy saves your life
what do you do
pic related
>>37859406
Call him a nigger.
>>37859406
slap his boyfriend's ass
>>37859406
thank him later
>>37859406
Thank him, and proceed to run away screaming from the man who just wrestled an aliigator to the ground, and is invariably going to rape me afterwards.
>>37859406
>Y-You too
>>37859406
say "fuck you i wanted to die you idiot"
>>37859406
Ask him if the cookies are ready yet.
>>37859406
Hope he ain't gay, because a guy risks his life for you wrestling a fucking gator, he goddamned gets the blowjob if he wants it. So I pray to God he doesn't want it.
>>37859406
>Putting you fingers in the crocodiles mouth and holding it OPEN
Good bye hands, he aint saving shit
>>37859406
Jeff pls
>>37859741
this desu senpai
>>37859406
This picture proves you really can't judge legs from pictures. Jeff the cookie monsters legs are great but they look nonexistent here
>>37859872
>not getting protein from the source
>>37859406
Rear glute spread
"Thank you Geoffrey"
>>37859406
i succ his dik
>>37859406
Proceed to fuck the alligator as he holds it down.
>>37859406
I thought that was fucking Jim Carrey from the thumbnail
>>37859406
tell him to please leave
>>37859669
perfect
>>37859406
>senor Yeff Seid