It's 2016, most fitizens have stopped browsing this shithole by now, some got married, some graduated and quit lifting, only a few remain, always making threads talking about the "golden era". A new thread is created, an embedded youtube video, you figure it's a troll account, but you click anyway... It starts;
There's en empty field, you hear epic trance tracks pumping in the backround, thunder, and lightning is seen as well, at this point the music stops everything goes silent, and a shadowy figure appears, you can't make it out at first, but as the camera zooms in, you can tell that the silhouette is of the famous pose.
The camera zooms in even more, the bass slowly sounds, it resonates, louder and louder, a song you've almost forgotten, "drawn into the backdrop here you could fade.." the tempo rises, "you could fade away"...
Lightning strikes, and you see a familiar face, hair wild, and 40 pounds heavier from all the goodies in Thailand.
Camera now fades to black, and you hear the familiar voice, "u mirin?'
Red text comes on the screen " Act V: The Resurrection
>>37858441
he died let it go nigger. i was here during the golden era but people dickride zyzz way too much.
Remember when Zyzz use to post on /fit/?
Oh man...
During the Golden Years, I discovered my true potential. A habitual fat fuck i was determined not get gain my freshman 15 at uni. Through the motivation of zyzz and my fellow /fit/ members i lost 55 pounds. /Fit/ has unfortunaltly become lackluster and I agree we need to move on. We must build the new.
>>37858707
He only came to shitpost. No difference from all the shitposts right now.
2010 through to mid 2012 was the best time to be on /fit/. People actually wanted to talk about fitness. This place has since turned into /r9k/ for lonely guys who lift.
We're all gonna make it brah.
desu guys his videos doesnt motivate me as they used to..i was 17 when i discovered him and for the first 2 years i was ultra hyped and motivaed and had a diferent mindset. Now i 21 im strugling with mood swings and im pretty depressed too. Hope the video on August 5th that Chestbrah will release will bring the old hype.
>>37859241
Powerlards have killed /fit/, all the good bodybuilder posters mainly go on misc and fitmisc nowadays
anyone with real knowledge left awhile ago. the remaining circle jerk consists of shitty no lift trips like Trappy telling summerfags basic routine advice and treating it like gospel.
the sticky also doesn't evolve.
we don't do body charts any more.
there is no community here any more, so sense of belonging.
maybe everyone has just taken too many scoops; but it's fitting that a board so intent on self betterment and aesthetics can not find a community built culture that isn't shitposting and shitting all over each others routines.
Good thing that shit is over, it was cringe worthy anyways
What will actually happen
>>37858441
