You're stranded on a desert island for 2 years
If you make it out alive you will receive $25 million and a lifetime supply of supps and free gym memberships everywhere
The catch is you can only survive off the last thing you ate and beverage you drank
How fucked are you, /fit/?
Also, what would your exercise routine look like?
Ramen and water, ain't too bad. I'm assuming there isn't any weights so a bunch of running and push-ups most likely
Pork stir fry with broccoli, peanuts, water chestnut, rice and peanut satay.
Drank water with my meal.
I could probably survive for two years off that without too much trouble.
>>37856605
Oats and milk, pretty solid.
>Pizza with onions and mushrooms
>whole milk
I'll probably be okay
Corn and Water, I don't even like corn
Wasabi peas and red bull
>mfw
Pizza and a 24 case of miller lite
>water and a proton bar
Solid.
>>37856605
>quadruple baconator combo with triple thick chocolate milkshake with chilli from Wendies. With a pack of cigarettes.
I'd probably be dead within the first few months
Double meat Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos.
Bottled water
This should be interesting
Water and McChickens
Easiest survival of my life
>>37856605
fucking orange thirst quencher gatorade
and wheat-thins
fuck
not the worst but could have done way better
>>37856605
Grilled chicken and shrimp with firecracker sauce, Kale salad with vinegar sauce and water.
>>37856605
Sweet. Two chicken patties with cheese and green beans, cottage cheese, and a tall, cold glass of crystal light.
Routine would be picking heavy shit up and putting it down. Bodyweight, too.
>>37856605
>veggie+chicken+brown rice+coconut oil stir fry
>mango+pomegranate+guava+raspberry+blueberry fruit salad
>huge ass mug of ice water with lemon and lime slices in it
How'd I do, /fit/? Am I gonna survive for 2 years?
Nutella firecracker and diet Dr. Pepper.
Subway chicken sub with tons of veggies and water. I think ill be okay
>>37856605
Went out last night
Had a cheeseburger and water before i went to bed.
Ez 25 mill hit me up call me billy banks
>>37856605
Cheese Pizza + Mixed Greens Salad with spicy Thai peanut dressing and sunflower seeds + Beer
Let's do this.
>rice, veggies, chicken + chicken broth with an egg and more chicken
>water
feels good bruh
I would just do bodyweight fitness: pull ups, chin ups, push up, squats etc
Spaghetti and a protein shake. Gonna be a long bulk brahs.
>tfw cheat day
>tfw smashed everything at the buffet except dessert
I think i may be ok
ramen noodles and a glass of water
I am ok with this.
exercise would be body weight squats and push ups.
it does not matter how lame the exercise is because when I get the money I will hire a doctor to prescribe me the best steroids money can buy.
Penne pasta with vodka sauce and water with lime juice and mio mmmmm
>>37856605
>mfw last thing I ate/drank was homemade pork soup
Does that count as food or a drink? And desu I can survive on that for 5 years if I have to.
>>37856682
TOPKEK
Coke zero and grilled chicken (lemon herb marinade) on couscous pilaf with green onions and cherry tomatoes.
Not ideal fiber wise but I think I'll be alright.
>>37856605
italian susej, eggs, peppers, onions, and farro. and a brownie for dessert. I could make that work if I only ate the susej every now and then. if I ate it every day I'd probably get heart disease. but if I was on a desert island I would probably just kill myself.
....Chocolate covered coffee beans. I only ate a few and now I regret it, thanks op.
2 scoops milk and PB
c'mon
>Chicken breast
>BBQ pork bhan mi
>Chocolate whey shake with 1% milk
Fuck brehs I'm gonna get a vitamin deficiency.
And I guess my routine would be to dig up rocks and lift them in various ways.
Rock OHP.
Rock floor press.
Atlas stone lifts.
Rock squats.
Rockbell swings.
>>37856605
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chili cheese fries and monster, it's a cheat day.... Id just off myself on the first day lol
>>37856605
12 inch footlong on flatbread with salami, pepperoni, and ham. American cheese, lettuce, oregano, oils, vinegar and mayonnaise
And a strawberry banana milkshake with protein powder from Starbucks
Brah I'll be making mad gains on that island
Body weight and running obviously
Pull-ups in trees etc etc
Water and steak
Whole milk and pic related. Probably a bit vitamin deficient, but a good mix of protein, fat, and carbs.
>>37856605
Chicken
Steamed squash, broccoli, potatoes, and carrots
A cup of Lucky Charms with 2% milk.
And water.
>>37856605
Last thing I ate was an in & out double double
Last thing I drank is an ice cold guinnes pint
I'm ok with this
>>37856605
Mediterranean meatballs and milk. I think you need fruit/vegetables to live so I might be fucked. but the meatballs I had did have a little onion in them so maybe that would hold me over.
Chicken, brocooli, corn, peanut butter on whole grains & seeds toast. Chocolate milk.
Fuck I eat this every single day for dinner already, I got this no prob.
Hot dogs and beer
>t-thanks for having this bbq bro
>>37856886
Lol
>>37856886
>hot dogs
>bbq
Fuck outta here
>>37856605
>tuna with mayo and diced onion samwich
>liquid yogurt
i can live with that
>fried eggs with sauteed onion and a whole avocado and horseradish
>Vodka + water + lime
Very Drunk
Turkey Chili and black coffee
I'm ok with this
>>37856901
>uses a mop and bucket to apply sauce
Only in Tejas
Ginger ale + vodka, cookie dough quest protein bar.
Fuck.
Here's hoping there's a fresh water source.
Brown rice, beans, mixed vegetables, sausages, water. I'd be fine.
>>37856886
Fuck guys I'm at this bbq and just as I was done replying to this thread some older lady asked me what I was doing and I started to explain what /fit/ was.
>fitness advice
>threads where we share stories and pictures about fat people
>anonymous users but some people use names and are called tripfags
>kings of fit like zyzz and Scooby
I even tried to explain the scoops meme.
She just walked away and started to talk to other people while suspiciously looking at me. Alpha as fuck... right? They miring...
Oats, apple, and water. I'd survive. I need to build up my cardio anyway.
>>37856605
Chicken, milk, and nachos. I'll not only survive, I'll be a shredded monster when I get off.
>>37856605
Damn dude. with milk and bananas i would be set untill i slowly dehydrate
Tobasco Pickles and nonfat milk
Fuck
>>37857290
wew lad
>chili with Tostitos
>budlight
I'm fucked
>>37857371
How will you dehydrate with milk and bananas
>>37857290
please be bait
the level of autismo is off the charts
Half lobster, 6 oz steak medium rare, fries, whole green beans, red and orange peppers, tuna tartare, sourdough bread with butter, cheese, water, white wine
>>37857474
Were you at a wedding?
>>37856605
Pizza and water
Mac n Cheetos and everclear
That's uh, that's no hydrating
>>37857482
Went to a steakhouse with a lobster summer special.
>>37857474
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
What would you do to train in those 2 years?
>Mangoes and water
>watermelon
>water
Chipotle double chicken bowl with guac + two scoops whole milk and pb
Time for that bulk
A bag of dicks.
>>37856605
Water and a bean burrito
I'm fuckin set dude
>>37856605
Steak, corn, broccoli, homemade bread, and water. Bretty good.
>>37856839
The universe is trying to tell you something. You ought to listen.
>>37856605
Milk and apple crisp pie with ice cream. Where do I sign up?
>>37856852
at least eat yourself to the point of heart disease and diabetes and have fun for a couple months faggot
>homemade beef and bean burrito with avocados and sour cream
Haha yeah this ain't too bad
>SunnyD and Vodka
RIP
>>37856688
why did you eat a pack of cigarettes man?
Guinness and Shepherds Pie, not too bad
LC pizza & 4loko
Kebab and Coke
Not too bad desu, kebab has some pita, some meat, some salad, so reasonable enough
the coke is an issue though, might end up with diabetus
>>37856605
Sugarfree energy drink and cannellini beans...
>oats with yogurt and banana
>water
>>37857806
they fit my macros after they've been activated
>>37856605
Extra creamy full cream milk, with milo
And a ham and cheese toasted multigrain sandwich, could be better, could be a lot worse
I am fucking gold. Just ate a mint chocolate organic protein bar (nohomo) and some water
>>37858066
>inb4 you die of potassium poiosnoning
>>37856605
>qdoba burrito and beer
Sign me up mate.
>>37856605
>Pizza
>water
I think I'd live. Just have to exercise the pizza off. All that cheese will probably fuck me over, though.
>>37856605
Chili / rice and gatorade. Seems ok
omg tortilla chips with zheese dip and jameson
>water
>homemade rolled pork belly
Living like a king for 2 years.
>>37856605
a double quarter pounder with cheese, some fries and orange hi-c.
I'll probably be fine, just gotta workout hard every day
Milk and biscuits
Fuck my breakfast, I'm going full Santa mode
Pita bread with tzatziki, chicken, feta cheese, peas and salad. Drank water.
I think I might get some vitamin deficiency at some point but YOLO it's $ USD 25 million bucks dollars.
>cup of coffee
>cocktail franks in mini rolls
Send help.
>Drank water
>Ate fish
Guess I'm fucking saved
Beef Wellington, with a walnut based sauce, red whine, and a grapefruit, I should be fine right? Thank god its not the mac& cheetos from the night b4
>>37856689
Haha what is Whataburger real? I thought it was fictional
>>37856605
water and sandwiches with a disproportionately large amount of ham and cheese
i'll be fine senpai
4 oz. Steak, 1 cup brown rice, baked zucchini, pan fried onions and water. See you in two years fuckers.
>>37856605
water and kielbasa with sauerkraut. not bad I guess
>>37856867
>carbonara
>whole eggs
Green tea
Japanese curry with chicken katsu
>>37856605
stir fried broccoli, cashews and brown rice with sesame seeds on top. water.
i'd get sick of it but i'd make gains
>mfw my dinner was salman burgers with fucking veggies and kompot
>I then gave into my weakness of BBQ lays 2 hours later
J
U
S
T
Chicken,Rice,Bell peppers and blackcurrant dilute
1 homemade burrito with beef, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper, red beans, corn, and chili spices.
and a fucking diet coke.
ah fuck
Sandwitch with egg and mayo, another one with PB, and a cottage cheese to that
>mfw im set
>>37856605
>last food rice + veggies
>last drink protein shake + supplements
I got this
Strawberries and water
>>37856605
Turkey sandwich and bottled water
sounds good but I'll need some fruit to keep me sane
A greasy chorizo burrito and whiskey straight
I'll be dead in hours
>>37856867
>carbonara
>cream
pick one
>>37856605
Shabushabu :)
Oatmeal with milk and water.
Fuck you the milk counts as an ingredient to the oats.
>>37856605
hot wings and wild turkey
non stop masturbation till i die
>>37856605
Beer and Haribo fuck yeah I'll make it.
>burritos and black coffee
That was close; it was almost burritos and Zzzquil.
I'd swim a lot.
High protein, zero fat cheese and almonds and water. Perfect.
Chicken pad Thai and water. I'd do ok
>>37856605
Corn-dogs and Mt.Dew
...I'm absolutely fucked, but I'll swim until I die.
>water and tuna burgers
depends on the mercury in the tuna
probably dead
potatoes and milk
w/e
>we irish now
>>37858421
Yeah, it is, and It's amazing
steak and eggs and oj, not too bad i guess
Water and Korean BBQ. GOAT
>grilled chicken and semen
Alriggt
>>37856605
>>37856605
Wheysin blend hydro builder shake.
Brazil nuts.
Well then.
Ceviche (fish, yams, onions, lime juice, and corn) + water for dinner last night.
I think I'd be pretty safe. Except for the mercury.
Spaghetti, eggs and chocolate milk. Breakfast of champions
>>37856605
>How fucked are you, /fit/?
Rice with soy sauce, fried chicken breast seasoned with powdered garlic salt and pepper, a coleslaw made from a carrot, apple, celery sticks, a bit of lemon juice and some chives. Seasoned with salt and pepper.
I can live of of that.
>carrots and tap water
I'm fucked
>>37856605
1/2 cup of oats
tablespoon olive oil
4 eggs over easy
24g protein shake
multivitamin
arginine supp
vitamin d3 supp
yea I'm fucking set
literally all essentials in one meal
would get sick of it real fast but the protein shake is like dessert
u mad
>>37856605
semen and cheesecake
i wouldnt exercise maybe some yoga
Salad and water ._. RIP gains
salmon with potatoes and salad + water
i would propably deadlift a rock or some shit
>>37856605
Romaine and spinach salad with grilled chicken, feta, cranberries, walnuts, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers without dressing and water to drink.
Won't leave humanity behind but I won't have gout
>>37859930
How do you drink cheesecake?
>>37858421
Hell yeah brah, love me some waterburger
Oats, strawberries, cherries, blueberries, 1% milk, vanilla whey and white tea. I'd be OK for a while but most likely diabetic by the end
>>37856605
Spaghetti, salad and iced green tea. Literally ez mode and my workout would be a lot if body weight training with mild cardio thrown in.
>>37856605
Eggs and water
FUCK, I hate eggs
>>37856605
>the last thing you ate
Whole wheat bread with dry turkey lunch meat and Nutella
>last beverage I drank
Sparkling water
>that lean protein
>them complex carbs and fiber
>okay source of fat, but too much saturated fat
Could do better but at least I'll enjoy my stay.
>>37856605
I had jambalaya for dinner last night, and just drank some coffee
I'd say if I can stay a bit hydrated I'll be just fine. And I get delicious delicious coffee
>coffee and a cookie
I will be dead in a couple of weeks
Spaghetti, white sauce, cheese & water. Fuck yeah lads, we doin
K E T O
E
T
O
>>37861469
>spaghetti
>keto
Choose one
>>37856605
water and oats with milk
based af see you in 2 years when im rich and jacked Lmao
>>37861469
Keto with pasta ? Nice one dude.
>>37856605
Protein pancakes with bananas with water
Could it get any easier?
Coffee, french toast, eggs, water
let's get it
weisbeer with vegetable and cheese omelette. maybe i'll survive
>>37856605
Bruschetta (bread, tomato, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and basil) and water. I'm pretty sure I could survive on that, though protein would probably be an issue.
>>37856605
>Greek Yogurt with oats and peanut butter
>Black coffee
I can dig it
I drinked watter and ate eggs and bread
Salted caramel quest protein shake with a jelly sandwich on a bagel like thick bun and grahm crackers. Think I'd live
>>37856605
>cashew chicken on rice with onion and okra pieces
>water
I think I could do it
>>37856605
M&Ms and crystal light (and they are the gross kind of M&M too- chili nut)
no I would die.
>protein shake
>protein bar
You guys have no idea how long 2 years will pass. Especially when you are stranded alone, it will drive you insane
>>37862547
Nah, I'll just get a wilson
Apple and Tuna in Olive Oil, glass of water. I'm fucking golden
Just woke up.
Had 2 sleeves of these and half a bottle of jack.
>>37856605
Tuna salad and water. Wheres my money bitches?
>>37856605
Can of green beans and tomato juice.... Can I fish?
>>37856605
black beans, grilled chicken thighs, avocado and cheese + glass of seltzer
i'll take my rewards meow
>>37857290
You're good bro. I bet she's really self conscious about not doing 4 scoops, 2-3 times a day.
>>37856605
pelmeni and water - bring it on cykas
>>37856605
A fat breakfast burrito with some milk
Shieet im good
Fruit and milk. I'm all set if I don't become lactose intolerant.
>>37856727
my nigga. same thing but turkey sub instead
cashews and water
ehhh. maybe? i probably wouldnt die but...
Bison Burger Deluxe, French Fries, and water. Pretty good desu
Water and a chicken wrap with kale, spinach, and honey mustard sauce. I think I'm going to be just fine.
Oreos and water
>>37856638
not fucked at all, last thing I ate was a soup of chicken, brocolli,lens, sparragus, avocado, spinach and bread. Could get jacked only with that alone.
Water and tuna. Just put two behind my head instead. My life is a total failure anyway
Apples and black coffee
I'd probably last a couple months.
>ramen, chicken breast, and water
Come at me
>>37856605
sugar free energy drink and kiwi
pretty fucked I guess
>>37856605
>ate
House chicken and fried rice+egg from chinese fast food place.
>drank
High quality H2O
Hopefully all the sodium doesn't kill me.
>>37856605
Caesar salad and water. I think I'm gonna make it just fine.
>>37856605
chicken breasts with tikka masala sauce
broccoli, nuked (ChefSteps recommends)
white rice
half a banana
xboxhueg glass of ice cold water
I guess I'll be fine
>>37856605
>Last thing I ate
Chocolate whey + Oats
Roast Chicken
>Last beverage I drank
BCAAs
You might as well hand over that 25 mil
>>37856605
Coca cola and pretzels... yeah im dead
>>37856605
Green tea and chicken breast with potatoes
Tuna salad on toast and water. Not too bad
Fuck yeah
>>37856605
Sheeeeeet
In N Out Burger Protein Style and Fries with Ketchup instead of the spread no salt and raw onions and water
>>37865507
>If you make it out alive
Does it count if you're not human anymore?
So scramble eggs and rice and muscle milk
I'd do laps around island and tree trunk chests and leg presses
>>37856706
Mmm I envy brah
>>37856605
A five guys burger, fries, and water
Actually the burger wouldn't be bad since it had lots of tomatoes, veg, and some mushrooms on it. Lack of citrus would probably be a problem. I would definitely focus on having a good shelter and finding fruit to supplement my low vitamin diet and avoid illness.
>>37856846
Shit city bro. At least you'll have plenty of fertilizer
>>37856605
>eating Egg whites, oats, and fruit for two years
not bad senpai
>drinking nothing but pre-workout for two years
shiiieeet
77g leftover fried chicken with broccoli, corn, pick de gallo, bell pepper, and avocado. Water to drink. Pretty complete meal, I think I would do well.
>>37857683
I wish I had a bag of dick in my mouth it would be so yummy wammy
froyo
ddr to failure
>>37856605
>Teriyaki and water
i guess it would work? but this is really just a trick question, you would get horribly sick from eating the same thing over and over again for that long.
>couch foam, peanut shells, and jim beam
>>37856605
Eggs and coffee
routine: vibrating X F
Salmon with sweetcorn, peas, and broccoli, with a side of wholegrain bread, and water.
I'd probably be better off than I am now desu
>>37856605
A nectarine and concentrate juice with water, I'd probably just run or not exercise at all to reserve energy
>>37856605
Barbecue..
some beef, some chicken, some pork, some veggies, some beer, some coffee..
Holy shit I'm doomed
>>37856763
whats vodka sauce senpai
Salmon, rice, caesar salad, and water. I'm fine tbqh
boiled eggs and water,can you survive 2 years with just that?
>inb4 egg overdose
Literally shredded wheat, milk, and chicken filled with spinach.
>>37856660
A 2 year /fit/ bulk on that would prove once and for all that Rich Pianos physique is attainable natty
Literally bread and water
At least it's wholegrain bread I guess
>>37856605
Does actual food count or the absolute last thing I ate period which was lemon merange pie and one of those chocolate covered cherry thing
I had real food before that and it was a turkey, provolone, parm cheese, bacon, mayo, and pepper sub from wawa
Last thing I drank was krystal light, dont know flavor but its red
I have no idea what the routine would be
>>37866825
Lemon meringue and cherry cordials confirmed top tier diet
>captcha: select all pies
>Water
>steak/rice/kale/carrots... Do I get all four?
kek.
Chipotle bowl and water. I'm fucking set.
>>37856605
Giant York Peppermint Patties and Coffee. Oh boy!!!
Beer and cheese and crackers.
Seems like heaven desu senpai
>>37867184
dehydrated and dead within a week.
>>37856605
Chicken, macaroni salad, steak, cheese, some beans, and a sierra mist. Pretty fucked. I die within days because my meal didn't last beyond the first day.
Peanut butter and water it is then senpai, ez moni.
>>37859883
lol at least youll have something to do all day
>>37862547
That's true mayn.
But this thread gave me an idea, imma go to hollywood and talk to the jewish overlords, they finna set me up with a 2 year challenge where ill get 10 mil for sitting on a barren island alone for 2 years. shiet maybe theyll even let me get a hot bitch to stay with too
>semen and dr. pepper
fucking lel, I lose
>>37867517
Semen is filled with protein, just better hope you don't get dehydrated with the pepper.
Lamb, rice pilaf and romaine lettuece.
Could be worse I geuss.
chicken, mixed greens and milk
>mfw
Cottage cheese and water.
Would you die trying to live off of cottage cheese?
Pizza and Arizona Green Tea
I think I'll be okay
peanut butter and fanta ill have diabeetus but at least ill be fridge mode
>>37856605
>Beer and NY Strip
Easiest 2 years ever
Pb&Jam and water, doesn't seem so bad
Fuck, I scrolled over this earlier, and with great pride I knew that I could easily survive off of fish and water. Now I have just finished eating a whopper and dq blizzard, I'm really fucked.
At least I worked out for five hours today.
2.5 hours boxing
2.5 lifting and sauna
I'll be alright
water,
lentils, rice, olive oil, malt vinegar, pepper flake and hot oil sauce, kimchi.
do I live?
>>37856605
Bread, nutella and water.
Can a man really survive off of this?
>>37856605
water and a cheese and lettuce sandwich with horseradish on dark bread
I dont know if that would satisfy all my nutritional needs long-term desu :/
and swimming. lots and lots of swimming.
>>37856605
>$25 million
>giving a shit about a free gym membership and sugar pills
>>37856605
Oooo, grilled chicken teriyaki and white rice with that new chili shrimp from Panda Express? Plus some good ol' water? Sounds good.
>>37856605
Fries and vanilla frosties.
Yeah I don't think $25 million will help with the medical bills for the damage I did to my body
>bacon cheeseburger
>mac n cheetos
>icee
Im fucked mates
pasta and water
well... meh
KFC Zinger box and V's. I will do fine. Plenty of Carbs and Protein in the chicken. Take it easy on the V.
>>37856605
Pita bread stuffed w/ curried ground turkey & water
Prolly just some calisthenics and cardio
>>37856605
HAHAHAHA, I'D BE PERFECT.
Last thing I ate was grilled beef w/ bellpeppers, and the last thing I drank was my protein shake.
Fucking easy
>>37856682
>when da taurine hit you
Gin and juice. This is good
Pea soup with lots of veggies in it and a side of pickled veggies with a slice multigrain bread. And a glass of water. Rip vitamin b12.
chicken breast, brown rice, 3 eggs and 2% milk. I'm golden bois
>>37856660
You would be rescued after massive dump trucks worth of digested oat and milk remains started washing up on the coast. They'd follow the trail of shit all the way across the ocean and a couple helicopter pilots would see a huge hairy, ragged man squat walking across the beach spraying HELP onto the sand with his violent ass emissions.
Chicken breast + tomato and cheese toasted sandwich + whey mixed with water
Not bad, but holy fuck would I be farting like a madman
>>37865507
Still waiting for someone to top this
After two years of eating only this surely your kidneys and liver with give up, right?
>>37870484
Kek
Fried rice mixed veg with tofu and beans + water. Take me to the island.
>>37856605
water
Eggs with cheese, chicken, ham and siracha
with a side of greek yogurt
I think id make it albeit a bit vitamin deficient by the end.
>>37856605
Pasta Fagioli, Garlic bread, baked ziti with italian sausage, and water. I don't think I'm missing any critical nutrients.
>>37856605
Two large plates of potato salad and lots of meat from the buffet (Cousins graduation Dance last night).
Im fine with it
Vit c + multi dissolved in water.
Iraqi meal that is pretty much mince aubergine garlic tomatoes and cheese. Eaten with proton bread.
At least getting protons won't be hard dunno about carbs though
Black coffee, carrots, eggs and dried reindeer heart. Run in the sand and do callisthenics. I'll be ok.
>>37866155
PUT VODKA IN TOMATO SAUCE IVAN.
GAINS COME OF FAST
