>be me
>spend all day reading up on heinous criminals and learn their ways
>wait till midnight to work out because i know it makes normies freak
>sometimes i squat outside in the dark with an evil grin on my face just on the offchance one of my neighbors sees me
>when im not im attacking my giant tire with a sledgehammer ive nicknamed The Last Laugh because i laugh like a maniac any time i use it and it'd be the last thing anyone sees if they tried to interrupt me
>put up a panel of chainlink fence against the back of my house to simulate me climbing up and around a prison cell / mma ring with a bell at the top i ring when i beat my top score (popping water balloons i put on the fence and have to pop in order as i climb and stab with my stiletto switchblade knife
>can tell i'm getting smarter, faster, and stronger every night
>it's only a matter of time before i move on the greater "challenges"
who else /supervillain/ in the making here?
>>37855260
you sound like bubba's next girlfriend in the making don't drop the soap in the showers.
>>37855260
this was so cringey i hope its bait
>>37855260
Cringed so hard it hurts
>>37855260
I knew this was pasta when you said you actually put up a fence around your property.
Pasta no ones ever going to copy
Good pasta
I think I may reuse this as b8 on other boards
>>37855260
>>37855260
Reminds me of the guy who simulated a prison environment for dem gains
requesting the screencap
>>37855260
I don't know what's worse: the post or the txt of that jpg. Every fucking time some stupid fuck actor plays a crazy or scary character there's going to be some bullshit on the internet about how everyone on set was scared or uncomfortable; shit is so cookie cutter and has gotten really old. Jared Leto is a fuck.
not sure if pasta or real autism
>>37855381
jealousy doesnt suit you
>>37855260
This kind of behavior has NO PLACE in our society
>>37855260
>>37855406
if ur going to emulate a villain, at least pick one that's not literally dyel
>>37855260
>training to be a villain
>picking joker
>over lex luthor
Lex is /fit/ he pushes his body the the physical limit of what humans can do, lifts big to be the best he can fucking be, hes a fucking genius and a billion dollar business man...but no...you wanted to be zany joker instead of alpha lex...
Listen, i get it man...i was like that once as well but for gods sake man, grow out of it before its too late.
>>37855374
Bumping for this
I POURED MY MILK BEFORE MY CEREAL, MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!!
This faggots spamming this on every board.
>>37855431
>>37855509
so fictional body goals, villain edition?
>>37855557
which is he?
>>37855260
MOM'S
>>37855509
Nice to see OP is excited for Suicide Squad
>>37855260
please be edgier
My gym is crawling with normies at fucking 1am on a Friday. Its ridiculous I just wanted to squat in peace
