>hey anon me and my friends are going out to an all you can eat at the cheesecake factory are you coming with us?
fuck off normies REEEEEEE
it's "my friends and i" you fucking roastie
>>37851711
YES
>raid the salad bar
>impressive display of discipline
>I'm the chair and they all get to sit
Of course, cause I'm not autistic, but I'm only having a slice.
We live in Chicago, why go to Cheesecake Factory? Why not Eli's Cheesecake or somewhere else that's actually good?
>>37851711
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBBLINS
>>37851756
Boutta go to Chicago
Is Elis the place to go? Wanna get some good food while there.
>>37851734 (You)
kek
>i'll join you girls after, i've got to finish some things first
wow that was hard
>>37851899
>telling lies instead of just being direct
BETA
E
T
A
>>37851711
One stipulation, we going high AF LADIES WOOOOOOOO
Are you guys even aware of how delicious that place is when you're lit? In addition to the fantastic cake, the atmosphere is fucking CLEAN.
>>37851899
Or not even join them after, because they're all <6/10. Seriously, ew.
>>37851711
sure. I'll just eat as much as I like and then do some cardio. I also hate cheesecake.
>>37851795
Lou Malnati's has great deep dish pizza, get butter crust.
Portillo's is hyped as having great food, their food is slightly above average, their cake shakes are godly.
Eli's Cheesecake has great cheesecake.
Superdawg has good hotdogs, order them with everything on them.
>>37851795
You bulking?
GIORDANOS MOTHERFUCKER
>>37851711
fuck, kill, marry, kill, fuck
>>37852107
2 has the nicest body tho
>>37852129
3 has a nice enough body for me.
2's face is hideous, on par with that slant eyed ugly gook
I seriously could not stay hard if my woman was as ugly as either of those two
>>37851711
3,5,2,1,4.
#4 come to the gym with me and I'll take you from the bottom of the pack 3/10 looks to at least a 7/10. You need to stop eating that restaurant shit.
>>37851711
>it's cheat day anyway so why not
>>37851711
3 is okay, might be good even (lightning is weird, it's hard to tell)
the rest are literally trash
IIFYM
just dont overeat
fucking autists, I only come here to shitpost and kek, but you guys are annoying
>>37852223
>IIFYM
>calling other people autistic
you're the autist, retard
>>37851711
All those ugly faces
that jungle asian
no thanks
>>37851994
>tfw left Chitown 12 years ago and haven't had Lou's or a Portillos hot dog a day since
WHY.EVEN.LIVE
These girls are all skinny-fat with no curves except #2.
>>37851711
>and we're rewarding ourselves because we all lost 4lbs of weight this week!
>don't worry, Anon, we will burn it all off tomorrow at the women's section in the gym! ^-^
>>37852223
>iifym
enjoy feeling and looking like you're 40 when you're in your late 20s, fatboy. not to mention that you'll feel like chit.
>>37851711
YOU KNOW I LOVE TO GO THERE
>5 girls in the same pic
you asked for it
>>37852354
fapped, ready to fap again
>>37852354
rawlin
>>37852354
>>37852416
Is this how that works? I always just roll and am like, "Ight, that's the chick I got lmao"; like a weak ass form of gambling.
>>37852260
Where are you now?
>>37851795
Elis is good, debate between Giordanos and Lou however. Try em both.
>>37851711
probable STEM majors KEK
>>37851711
>me and my friends
>not "my friends and I"
pic related
>>37852354
roll
>>37851711
"saddle up you phat bitch"
>>37852354
why not
>>37852354
Rolllll
>>37852149
HOMO
O
M
O
>>37852911
O shit! What if I get 1 again though? Twins?
>>37851711
>>37854234
what's the name of the girl on the left I can never remember
>>37851711
Dubs checked.
I'll pass. Giggly girl talk isn't my thing.
>>37851711
Girl on the very left went to my high school.
>>37851952
3rd from the left is at least 7/10
>>37854262
Do you mean the girl who is standing to the left of the guy or the girl who is in the left section of the picture?
>>37852354
3 or 4, pretty pleeeaaase
The key is when you go to order their salmon and broccoli thing. It's what I normally do.
>>37852354
5-6 pls jesus
>go on vacation to NYC in america
>nearest cheesecake factory is almost an hour by train
>have no friends, no one to eat with
>according to internet search, their menu items are designed to be shared
>decided not to go alone
i-is it weird going alone to that restaurant?
>>37852354
Rewl
meme
>>37854588
the left
>>37854675
why would you want to? Nothing special about it.
basic sluts
>>37852354
5-6 get
>>37855528
wut
>>37851756
I'm about to go to Chicago too. I've been tasked to find good restaurants. Money isn't an issue. Lay it on me, anon, specifically pizza.
Sure
>tfw powerlifter so don't give a fuck
>>37851711
fuk yea my dinner's under the table
>>37852354
no daniel tosh on the left pls
>>37851711
Wait is there really all you can eat at the cheesecake factory? I got down on the Thai glazed salmon and mashed potatos last night.
>>37851711
rolling for that 1-2 qt
>>37856999
Trips mean you have to do all of them, at once
>>37851711
Fuck yeah anon, I just got down on the chicken avocado blt samich the other night with a order of fries on the side, finished off with a fat ass slice of vanilla bean cheese cake too.
>Benefits of being manlet
>eat whatever whenever stay ripped
>lanklets mad they can't eat like us
>>37851711
>Cheesecake Factory
>classy white trash good
I'm gud
3, 5, 1, 2, 4
>>37857073
You must eat at niche little hipster restaurants all the time and write yelp reviews about them, man i hope i can grow up to be like you one day anon!
>>37851711
Are your friends younger and prettier than the bitches I see in front of me or am I being hired as a male escort?
>>37851711
I dont have a sweet tooth, so... thx?
>>37852354
wwwwwwwww
>>37851711
>he thinks a gaggle of average broads will tilt me
>>37852354
swole
not a single one of these chicks has any muscle tone at all, theyre all gonna be fat as fatass within 5 years
>>37851796
you're a cheeky cunt you are
>>37851711
>implying any of them are even remotely hot
>>37851711
No, sorry, I am busy.
>>37852354
henry rawlins
>>37851711
Nah, I don't drink with chicks who are nerds.
>>37851711
>>37851711
Be gone ye foul goblins.
>>37852354
Fine, roll for 1-2
>>37852354
Rollercoaster
>>37851711
Proceed to pick up asian girl and bench her.
>>37852354
test
>>37851711
how come I find none of them attractive. They just look so generic, I don't know...
>>37852354
rolling for a friend
Since when does Cheesecake Factory have an all you can eat? Or do mine just not do that in my parts?
>>37852354
Rolling
Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake
You know I love to go there
Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere
>>37860010
;_;
>>37852354
rollan
>>37852354
Rolling out of spite
>>37860010
>>37860028
plebs
All you can eat gains
>sign me up
>organize small party after cheesecake
>strip poker
>fuck the five girls
>burn cheesecake calories
Fuck ya lets go
Except the asian square-faced one in middle right, you can wait in the car
>>37851711
3 4 1 2 5
>>37851711
wow that one in the middle is substantially hotter than the rest
>>37852354
Rolllll
>>37852354
5-6 get
>>37851711
when the fuck did cheesecake factory start doing AYCE ?
>>37851743
>Thinking a roastie has spent any time learning about grammar, other than her highschool days spent sleeping, smoking, and drinking her way through to social success, the same way she will spend the rest of her life.
>>37860556
>>37860556
Dude really? I'm Asian and 4 is clearly the ugliest
>>37852354
Rollerino
>>37852345
Rollll
First or third plz
>>37852354
rollin the slit machine
>>37851756
What is it about people from chicago and always trying to one up restaurants?
I was on a business trip in new orleans with some Chicago folk and every time someone said something about food a chicagoan had to say something about roscoes on 33rd or ethans at st.clare being better.
>>37852354
Rolll
>>37851711
>all you can eat
>cheesecake factory
pretty sure they don't have those there
rolln
>>37852354
5 please
>>37851941
where you at, lets go do this irl rite now im packing some sticky icky.
>>37852354
rock n rolla
>>37851743
Wouldn't it be "my friends and me"?
>>37852354
rolling
>>37851711
if 3 is coming, i'm there
>>37864159
retard
>>37864159
"I" is subjective, "me" is objective. But nobody knows what that means anymore so the easy way to remember is use whichever one you would use if your friends weren't there. Whether you're the subject or object of the sentence doesn't change just by adding people.
>I am going
> my friends and I are going
>come with me
>come with my friends and me
>>37852354
they see me
>>37851754
>not autistic
>responding to a picture of girls online who are "talking" to you
>>37854675
Nah eating alone at restaurants is fine. I live in nyc and eat at the restaurant bar across from my apt semi-regularly
>>37852354
rolling
>>37852354
gewgewgew
>>37852354
ROLLING FOR FIRST OR THIRD GRILL
>>37867202
YES
>>37852354
roll
>>37852354
oh boy here i go
Hell yeah! Ill pay@!
>>37852354
5-6 incoming
>>37852354
Rer
>>37851711
you must be an Vegemite eating faggot, CCF dosent have an all you can eat option fucktard.
>>37851711
If you can eat a little cheesecake once in a while you're either eating too much or not lifting enough.
>>37852354
qefqfg2g
>>37852354
*unzips dick*
>>37851711
Theyre only cute bc they half naked. F
>>37852354
Rollin for qt asian cumdumpster
>all you can eat cheesecake factory
do not fucking tease me with your lies.
>>37852354
rollo
>>37870505
yisss! winrar
>>37852354
I want 9-0 so bad, my dick is gonna explode
>>37851711
Sure, it's on me.
>>37852354
rolllll
>>37851711
they certainly don't need the calories with those guts
>>37851711
>I KNOW YOU'RE JUST MY MIND TRYING TO SCARE ME
tbqhfam when i was single, it'd turn me off when
>>37851711
i'd go out with a chick and see what food she ordered.no discipline at all and then you have to listen to HUURRRR i don't have time to work out the way you do anon.
>>37852354
roll
>>37852354
rolling morphin~
>>37851711
No you cunt, why you always fightin with me at the cheesecake you know I love to go there, say I'm actin light skinned, why you have to go there? This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney, they don't need to hear all of our business, you whilin you super childish
>>37866230
underrated kek
>>37852354
rolling
>>37852354
5-6, thanks.
