Sleeping Naked
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So last night it hit me....
>why do I insist on sleeping in shorts ?
>or boxer briefs with an elastic waste band ?
>gently strangling my waist?
So I ditched my boxer briefs and gave it a try
>This was one of the best sleeps I've had in a while
>morning wood standing free in the direction it pleased, not straining against underwear
>Woke up and immediatly googled "health benefits of sleeping naked" to find that there are many!
Does /fit/ sleep completely naked? Or do you follow your societal programming that your genitals should only ever touch underwear?
>>37848570
I do often, even when it gets cold outside, it's so good
>>37848570
i sleep in underware
I always sleep naked, why wouldnt you sleep naked?
>>37848570
>sleeping
beta cucks all up in this shit
>sleep naked
>end up trying to fuck the mattress in my sleep
>dick is sore and chaffed
th-thanks.
>>37848570
Yep, tried it once and haven't looked back since. Sleeping in underwear just seems constricting and uncomfortable now.
>>37848570
>Implying I live alone
Yeah,maybe it's better but I really dont wanna risk my mom or sister seeing my dick at the morning
>>37848570
I sleep naked since I moved out from my parents' place
When I live alone, I am at home naked quite often
It's the natural way, baby
I also go commando (no underpants) for the last two years. So comfortable.
I would always wake up with ass sweat when I wore boxers when I slept. When I went for nothing on, all my problems vanished. Highly recommend, OP.
>>37848658
Beta cuck
> putting your dick and ass where you sleep
Cmon
>>37848570
Sleeping naked is the way to go 4 sure. I move around a lot in my sleep too. When I used to sleep in boxers, my duck would always get tangled up in them.
>>37848658
>not wanting to show his dick to his mom and/or sister
Yep, confirmed for not going to make it
>>37848570
yeah i like to sleep naked, i dont like my dick wiggling around anywhere so i store it inside my bf's asshole
nohomo coz our balls werent touching
Why on earth would I sleep with clothes on?
>>37848691
Wipe your ass my child
>>37848691
> putting your dick and ass where you sleep
>Cmon
What, you've never been naked in your bed with a girl, pounding ass?
>browses /fit/
Wait nevermind
>>37848705
>wipe your ass
>constantly for 8 hours
it thinks its ass and dick don't leak juce like everyone else's
I always slept in underwear and a t-shirt. Sometimes I would ditch the underwear, but never the t-shirt.
One day I've decided to sleep completely naked and it was absolutely horrible. I kept tossing around all night, waking up and in the morning I was so exhausted it wasn't even funny. I've tried it once more several months later since then and the same thing happened. I guess I'll be sleeping in t-shirts forever.
>>37848735
if your ass/dick is leaking you should see a doctor bro
>>37848735
lmao you need to seek medical help.
>>37848749
I think it was easier for me because I ditched the shirt first
I have been sleeping in just underwear for years.
The thing that kept me from ditching the underwear was the sexualizing of it
I don't sleep naked because my dog sleeps in the bed. If he's on the floor when I have a girl over I do though.
>>37848570
I sleep in my outfit for that day. Usually underwear, tee, jeans, and socks. I also have my wallet in my pocket too.
I don't want to fill my bed up with rollies from my hairy butthole.
>>37848691
You don't keep your ass and dick clean?
>>37848735
>it thinks its ass and dick don't leak juice like everyone else's
>ass and dick leak juice like everyone else's
>ass and dick leak juice
>leak juice
>juice
when I try to sleep naked I get boners and it distracts me from sleeping
>>37848735
>dick and ass juice
Go to the fucking doctor.
>>37848923
Hol up
Your dog sleeps naked too anon.
So it's free to slather its' genitals all over your legs but you don't do the same?
Your dog probably doesn't respect you.
>>37848735
Greasy diet+STD?
Don't know man your shits fucked, go to a doctor
>>37848570
>Does /fit/ sleep completely naked? Or do you follow your societal programming that your genitals should only ever touch underwear?
No, I follow my personal programming that if I don't sleep in pajamas, I have at best 5 days untill I get sick.
Because I get sweaty as shit, roll around a lot and always end up uncovered, wet and cold as fuck, even if it's hot as shit.
I only sleep in pajamas, like pic related.
I sleep naked on a wooden floor without a blanket or pillow.
Fucking manchildren in my /fit/.
>>37849954
>wooden floor.
I bet you cook your meat, too, you sissy.
>not sleeping naked in a hammock made of human hair
>not eating your meat while the animal is still alive
ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HUMAN
>>37848735
>eveyone's asshole is constantly drooling
>r-right guys?
>>37849974
>not having natural ass juice spurting out every day
Go to a doctor there's something wrong with you... ass juice is natural
I probably leak a cup full of ass and dick juice per hour, always have
>>37848570
>why do I insist on sleeping in shorts ?
I know why I do it. I don't like the feel of my dick flapping around. Also I don't like scratching my bare ass. I prefer to have some material between my fingers and ass.
>>37849987
>throw my dick juice into my pre-workout
This is why womyn bodybuilders can't even compete. They don't get the dickjuice gains.
>>37849936
Fuck, I'd never be able to sleep in that. Looks way too hot. T-shirt and boxers a best, although I've been sleeping naked lately. LA's too fucking hot right now for actual pajamas.
>Not sleeping in a pool of your own dick and ass juice
>>37848735
>americans
>>37848658
Do you share a bed with your family? Sleep in the same room as them? If not, just pass out with your dick out. If they creep on you while you're sleeping, they might as well just mire.
>>37850102
they might try to steal my dick juice tho while im sleeping
>>37848570
I switched to sleeping naked about a year ago. I just fondle my butthole too often
>>37850111
Unless you think painting Rorschach patterns on tissues is a very fulfilling hobby, I suggest you just let them.
Would rather have the skid marks all over my underoos instead of all over my sheets
>>37850148
Shit before bed then and don't eat bad food.
>>37848570
Watch the news more often, cops/swat don't always give you time to dress. And they usually shoot anyone moving too much. Burglars too. Psychos too. List goes on. Wear just shorts and keep a glock near.
>>37848570
I sleep naked. My roommate hates it
>>37848570
> used to sleep in just underwear
> wake up one day a few months ago because my foot was bitten by a giant, terrifying centipede
> now sleep in pants, shirt, socks
>>37850485
Where the fuck do you live, Burma?
>>37850148
Try wiping your ass before you leave the shitting street
>>37850502
you know their skin color evolved to camouflage their dedicated wiping hand.
Been sleeping butt ass naked for 4 years now.
Its the best.
For all the people talking about skid marks?
Ive never even had skid marks in my underwear wtf are you doing after you shit?
>>37850535
flossing.
>>37850544
dude i wipe my ass so good it usually bleeds
>>37850562
thus you've created deep ridges and potential spots for hemorrhoids. your poo hides in these deep crevices and comes out to haunt your underwear.
Because I only was my sheets maybe 3-4 times a year. I'd have to wash them like every week if it was bare ass against sheets.
You know you fart a lot during the night, right? No matter what, you are getting some some shit on your sheets. You won't be able to see it but one day you'll wake up with pink eye and now you'll know why.
>>37850596
you get pink eye from niggers sneezing on your eyeball.
>>37850596
also i love that your reasoning for not sleeping naked is that it's too difficult to wash your sheets at normal adult intervals.
I do it sometimes but it makes me horny
>>37848570
Nope, sleeping naked is comfortable don't get me wrong, but, if there is any kind of emergency you dont have any reasonable time to get clothes on and evacuate.
>>37848735
my side have discovered anti-gravity and is no longer on this planet
>>37848675
your ass sweat is in your sheets now
you are sleeping in ass sweat
>>37850357
Not just shooting invaders in the buff
>>37850584
I DIG dont worry
>>37848735
Problems: The post
I have lots of precum while I sleep. I wear underwear because it keeps it contained, so I don't have to change my sheets every night. Otherwise, I'd have to choose between changing my sheets every day, our marinating in a week's worth of precum. It's just easier to wear underwear.
>>37850596
You should be washing your sheets at least weekly if you don't want acne etc.
>>37850725
>Not running out butt naked so people have ample time to see your gains before the EMTs arrive.
>>37850889
>implying I'm 12 years old
I never have acne, so no
>>37850630
>http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/21/men-wash-their-sheets-four-times-a-year-new-survey-claims-3933231/
Lot's of surveys have been done. 4 times a year is very average for single men. Especially in moderate climate. There is no reason to wash your sheets that often unless you are a flithy animal or sleep naked.
>>37850888
The fuck?
>>37848652
just like fucking a good ol tranny then huh? ;)
>tfw you sleep naked but wake up with shit stains on your sheets
>>37848570
I sleep with fresh boxers every night because i have terrible assne. ;_;
>>37848570
>>Woke up and immediatly googled "health benefits of sleeping naked" to find that there are many!
there are also health downsides like an increased risk of testicle torsion
just to remind you, it's the thing where to cord to one of your testicles wraps around and strangles the cord to your other testicle
this kills the testicle
>>37851185
>tfw you think the dye came off your skin
I find that if I forget to wash my sheets by the second week, I get acne on my body (chest and back) if I'm sleeping shirtless. So I almost always wear a shirt, used to do naked for a while though
>>37851142
You never wake up with a crusty/soggy patch on the crotch of your underwear? Used to happen to me all the time.
>>37849936
You smoke weed?
My GF and I sleep naked a lot. It made great for midnight and morning sex, but now she is pregnant.
I still sleep naked though. Few better feelings than going to sleep with my cock tucked into her buttcrack.
>>37851299
>getting your gf pregnant
Absolute degeneracy
>>37848658
Just sleep with your underwear next to you ffs.
>>37850596
When you fart everything gets into your underwear anyways so you're always sleeping in whatever all you retarded dumbasses are complaining about.
>>37851299
Enjoy paying alimony you fucking retard lmao
>>37848570
always sleep naked, never really wore much in bed but never going back. its so comfy
>>37851299
>Few better feelings than going to sleep with my cock tucked into her buttcrack
This is one of the things I miss most
Naked, because wearing underwears would cook my balls overnight.
>>37851317
>>37851361
Passing on my genes and building a successful future with someone is not in any way degenerate. Enjoy your loneliness, or enjoy banging trash. I found a qt worth impregnating and that's something worthwhile.
>>37850902
Yeah, say SHTF people are rioting and everything your house catches fire you wake up to this, what do? Also say you have an intruder and he takes off with some of your stuff? You gonna try and chase them in the buff? Too many emergency scenarios that can happen while you sleep. Which can vary between 4-9 hours average. Alot can happen during that time.
>>37851396
Sad because your child will grow up without a father
>>37848735
Anon pls...
>>37851388
>tfw you miss using your ex's thighs to warm your dick up at night more than you miss her
>>37851396
You didn't marry her. She's going to ditch your ass for CHAD and make you pay for it
>>37851417
>projecting
Did your Daddy run out Anon?
>>37852185
>cuck keeps denying it
Just remember, we told you but you didn't listen :^)
>>37852283
I'm not him.
You realize some people are capable of having a family and a child right? We're not all cucks.
>>37848570
>not buying some night time dress
that shit is more comfy than sleeping naked.
you feel naked but you are not.
I know how women feel wearing a dress now. and it is fucking amazing
>>37851011
>settling for what the average man does
You'll never make it
>>37848735
>it thinks its ass and dick don't leak juce like everyone else's
Anon I'm concerned for your health
>>37848570
>can't sleep naked comfortably
>moving around pinches my flaccid dick between my body and the bedding.
>if there is an emergency i've already got shorts on ready to go
>if i sweat in my sleep my shorts absorb sweat more than the bedding.
>>37848570
I've been sleeping naked regardless of weather for a couple of years. Feels better, better sleeps.
>>37848570
I sleep naked when I'm alone, sleep in something when GF is home because need that sweat absorbtion or I'm in for a really wet night.
What's the deal with women being hot as coal when they sleep? Must be a hormonal thing, couple of gay friends told me it's never a problem with guys.
I don't like sleeping naked because I rub my cock and ass all over everything and I don't want to wash sheets like everyday. Just feels weird.
>>37851299
>gf
>pregnant
My condolences.
>>37853177
Why are your dick and ass so dirty?
>>37848658
You wot. I've been sleeping naked ever since I've had my own bedroom when I turned 13. If you have a door that locks or even shuts this shouldn't be an issue.
>>37848570
I always sleep naked
>>37848570
I've slept naked recently because my boyfriend did it and fuck it was good. The best sleep I've had for years.
I didn't know why I didn't do it earlier in life. Maybe I'm just a prude.
I sleep naked with my gf. Nothing's better than rolling over and plowing her right when I wake up
>>37848570
>immediatly googled "health benefits of sleeping naked"
woooow
you sound like someone who thinks nofap is real too, just google benefts of nofap xDDD
>>37850016
Pure testosterone, I'm gonna start selling dickjuice
>>37850502
>indian
>clean
>>37848570
I sleep naked
But it started because I'm fat and don't like the elastic of my boxers wedging into my stomach while sleeping.
>>37848658
I'll never understand why people are so uncomfortable with being naked around family.
Your parents made your and saw your junk every day when you were in diapers.
You probably took baths with your siblings.
Unless you fear that seeing each other will cause an uncontrollable sexual attraction and you'll start fucking right there on the spot, you should be fine.
As long as they don't see your boner or catch you fapping.
They know you fap.
Just remember, your were probably fapping with the computer for a while before your learned about internet history.
I don't sleep naked because I share a room with my two brothers
>>37849531
>He doesn't shave his butthole
>>37849874
I had the same problem
Give it about two weeks and you'll get over it
Or fap before bed
>tfw you wipe your ass for 10 minutes, no marks left on the toilet paper
>still get skidmarks from time to time
seriously what the fuck. I feel like im the only human with this problem, can't get a bidet because I live with my family, and im only skinnyfat so it's not like I have a couple of hams for an ass.
>>37851299
How do you deal with morning breath and having to breathe soemone elses morning breath
Started sleeping naked in high school. Became a naked ninja cuz too lazy to get dressed if I needed to piss in the middle of the night.
Slept in boxers in the dorms my freshmen year cuz fear of drunkenly stripping in the wrong place and getting expelled. As soon as I was in an apartment went back to my naked ways. Roommates learned real fast when I said "stop" you kept going at your own risk.
>>37848735
anon you have gonorrhea
>>37851317
>>Making more humans
>>Degeneracy
I don't think that word means what you think it means. I have two kids with my wife, I've given sperm twice to her best friend for children, and given sperm to her lesbian cousin and the cousin's wife three times each. Five people have turned into ten, and I bet you'll call me a degenerate too, and you'd be wrong.
>>37851396
lmao
>>37855590
Created ten, not turned into ten. Wrong phrasing.
>>37851261
Did you have the clap and not know it?
>>37848570
>try to sleep naked
>the sheets keep rub on my asscheeks
>I keep imagine it was someone else groping me
>start to get hard as diamonds
>start playing with my asshole with the lube and dildo I keep near my bed
>start a full anal masturbation session
>don't stop until I cum handsfree
>get ~4 hours of sleep
It always happens.
>>37848570
Been sleeping naked my entire life
I need to be somewhat cold to fall asleep.
A/C full blast all summer
window cracked open in the winter. (Canada cold)
Yup, have slept naked basically my whole life. Don't care about any benefits other than the fact that it's way more comfortable.
>>37848570
wait. WAIT. some people wear clothes, TO BED?
>>37848570
i sleep in loose underwear in the winter and butnakid in the summer
the though of something bad happening and having to rush everyone out of the house wearing just the pajama god gave me sometimes crosses my mind
>>37849896
>TFW you're being cucked by your own dog
Side topic: Who else drools like a Latvian prostitute when they sleep? Really fucking sucks waking up with white crusty dried spit all over my face.
>Sleep naked
>Your sweaty ass is now rubbing against sheets
You sick fucks enjoy your pinkeye
>>37850596
>Because I only was my sheets maybe 3-4 times a year.
Probably the most disgusting thing I've read this month.
>>37856662
are you that fag who cleans himself with two towels, after a shower, from a couple of years ago?
I've never slept naked in my entire life
I don't even like going to sleep without a shirt on
>>37856726
>putting cloths back on after sweaty musky lovemaking
im sorry if its the alternative
>>37850596
Man I sleep in full pajamas and I still wash my sheets weekly and my pillow case daily.
>>37848644
This, been doing it for years
>>37856715
I wash my sheets once a year
For all of highschool I didn't use sheets and just slept on the bed naked for 5 years. Still have the same bed and it's almost 15 years old
>>37848691
Confirmed for being a dirty fuck face
>>37848691
dude I take my dick with me everywhere
>>37856780
kys yourself you disgusting filth
>>37851288
not the guy you replied to but i smoke weed :3
>>37849896
Lol
>>37850596
Damn dude, I change my sheets twice a week.Don't sleep naked but might try tonight.
>>37848645
baka desu senpai
Holy Shit.
I started this thread when I woke up this morning from my first naked sleep.
Felt good about it all day
then I came back and saw this thread again. I lost my shit laughing.
I'm about to have another naked sleep. So pumped. Good night bros.
>>37856828
kek
>>37856992
Post the bulge that your cock makes under the sheet
Gf doesnt like to sleep naked so the other day i was kinda drunk, NOT heavy breathing sweating type of drunk, just kinda frisky.
>Kinda force her to get naked under the sheets cuz she thinks were going to have some.
>Get her naked and turn away and say goodnite.
>She lays there confused and mumbles something like "whatever".
>Wait till her guard is down.
>Imagine something in the likes of the TV show vikings, with all that pillaging and rapin'
>Creampie
>And now im sleeping on top of her.
She told me next morning that it was pretty hot stuff.
good luck with zika after you get buttfucked by a bunch of mosquitoes
Honestly... If I had my way I wouldn't wear clothes during the day, either.
Clothes suck. You constantly feel them on you and shit. Hate it.
The only time I'll wear underwear to bed is if I just came, as I don't want semen dripping out of it as it gets flaccid, though sometimes you just can't help but just pass out after sex.
what the fuck does this have to do with fitness?
>>37857264
It's good for your health.
>go to bed with t-shirt and boxers on
>wake up completely naked
Why does this happen? I've heard of this thing called sexomnia, like sleep walking but strictly sexual stuff. It's fucking weird.
>>37857292
You might've just been overheating or found it too restrictive.
>>37848735
>it thinks its ass and dick don't leak juce like everyone else's
>cat likes to sleep on me
>if i'm named and cat kneads claws she will scratch me
>if i have clothes on she just kneads the clothes
>also am disgusting tranny and don't want parents or anyone to see my disgusting tranny tits and shrunken dick
>>37848645
speaking of, how does one have a sleep schedule that's compatible with the rest of the world without using drugs?
>>37851475
I suffer from extremely cold extremities, so I can relate to this
>>37848735
>leak juce like everyone else's
Sure, keep telling yourself that. Why don't you sleep in a diaper instead?
I've been sleeping in the nude for about 5 years and am never going back.
>>37851981
His kid would be Chad's wife's son
>not cucking Chad
>>37858004
>without using drugs
That's just it though, the rest of the world is on the drugs to maintain their usual sleeping schedule.
>>37848645
It's a proven fact that sleeping removes all gains you've made on the last 40 years and you gain 2000% more fat, you might as well be eating pure lard if you sleep at all. FUCKING NORMIEEEEES SLEEPING AND SHIT GET OUT OF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!A RÈEEEEEEEEEE
>>37848658
Mate, you just keep your door locked.
Don't the females in your family respect your privacy?
>>37848658
Fucking weak fag you got to assert your dominance whip your dick out while they are eating and put on their food.
>>37857959
post pics
I've slept naked for the last 13 years. If I'm ever at a place where I can't sleep naked (example out on a camping trip with friends) I don't sleep anywhere near as well. I don't understand people wearing clothes to sleep in, very uncomfortable. Then again, I spend most of my time with as little clothes on as possible, especially if I'm at home I never have a shirt on
>>37858335
P.S: I've never had pinkeye
>tfw have to piss constantly throughout sleeping
>doesn't matter if I don't drink anything for hours, I'm gonna be waking up pissing
>keep my boxers on just in case I need to get up and take a piss, roommates might be up, my room isn't right next to a bathroom so got to go across the living room to get to one
>don't really want to bother putting clothes on each time
>still want to sleep naked
>>37848735
>it thinks its ass and dick don't leak juce like everyone else's
I got some bad news for you, anon...
>>37858357
You should probably get checked for diabetes.
>all this denial ITT
You probably think that jews invented boxer briefs to cuck you huh?
It's literally objective, undeniable fact that by rubbing your fucking asshole, no matter how clean, for 8 hrs onto some material it WILL stink. You are changing your sheets often? Cool, but the bacteria that is in your fecals and smell will sill bleed into the matress and covers. But if you enjoy sleeping in your feces like a pig, go ahead, just be aware that you are not fooling anyone except yourself.
If you werent aware of that as well, we also wear underwear when NOT sleeping to prevent our sweaty assholes from rubbing onto your jeans the whole day. I know this might be a lot for you to take and you might experience heavy cognitive dissonance, so take it slow, sport.
>>37848570
I tried it because of this thread, got pretty sweaty around waist area and my mushroom tip kept grinding against shit when I had a boner.
Would not recommend
>>37850562
This is why Americans need bidets. Im Korean and when I talk about bidets my Americano friends think Im some weird disgusting alien pervert, baka
>>37858357
Go see a doctor.
Also, maybe keep a jug in your room for pissing at night if it's that big a problem?
>>37859438
Wait, are you cut?
>>37859536
BUT ANON, IF YOU TOUCH YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE THAT MAKES YOU GAY!
>These people don't wash their assholes when taking a shower
>>37859432
clean people don't have dirty assholes btw. and i usually shower before sleep unless passing out after being out somewhere which means that i showered before i left and haven't shit
>installed $30 bidet from amazon
>can't get over that I spent 20+ years of my life just using toilet paper rather than fully cleaning the balloon knot
it's fantastic having a clean hole that i'm never worried about smelling bad if someone wants to go down on me
>>37860569
straight men don't really have good hygiene down there and then wonder why bjs become a rarity in their relationships. girls don't want to smell the shit you took 3 hours ago that lingers around your entire groin. clean yourself fuckers
>>37860625
>GF frequently comments on how clean my junk is
>Says I have the "tastiest" dick she's ever seen
>Get BJ's all the time
>Will just be putting clothes on after taking a shower and she'll just start suckling on it a bit
>>37848570
Enjoy the fecal matter all over your sheets.
>>37860678
know that feel bro
ex said i could have bjs whenever i want (initiated them herself all the time too) as long as i kept my dick clean
i miss her brehs
>>37860523
no, but when I have a boner the head can peek out a little
I always sleep naked
Never slept in underwear unless I fell asleep by accident.
>>37850596
>>>37850602 >>37850630 >>37850889 >>37851358 >>37856715 >>37856756 >>37856873
wait... how often am i meant to be washing my sheets?
I think my mother taught me some very bad habits...
>>37856615
>drools
>white crusty dried spit
sure m8
