/fit/izens that have a big butt, have you noticed anything different compared to when your ass was flat?
do you attract more girls/guys? how is pants shopping? etc
honest concern coz i was thinking about getting a bigger ass
Well my gf loves my ass.
A flat unshapely ass looks stupid on anyone.
You don't have to go full oly lifter mode, but get some shape there at least.
>>37846865
>GLOOTS FOR THE SLOOTS
>What are preferences? It's like they're human.
Some women care, some women don't care
>>37846874
wtf is that pic, that is a bunch of lies. if it was true im sure someone wouldve opened a human milking factory already
that is my fetish
>>37846865
Women like a nice ass, read a survey on what attractive features women notice first on a guy.
>height
>smile
>hair
>ass
feelsgood.jpg
>>37846939
that survey chages depending on the source tho
>>37846865
>squat and deadlift regularly
>obtain a massive ass and thick back
>wear tight-fitting shirts and shorts
>flaunt assets in public
>still not molested
What gives /fit/?
>>37846959
Are you fat?
Cut till you see abs
>>37847025
Nope, have a flat stomach.
>Cut till you see abs
Do I really need abs when it's all covered by my shirt when someone gropes me in public anyway?
>>37846865
every time I get fat the fat concentrates on my ass and hips
I'm a guy and its horrible
Does anyone else feel insecure about their butt? Feels kinda gay when there are men arouns but i could easily ealk infront of a female confidently
>wear some dumb fuck costume with essentially tights for pants
>people staring at my ass
>people touching my ass
>people talking about how big my ass is
utter torture
>>37846959
>>37847100
>still not groped
Have you tried riding public Japanese transport or hang around faceless old men?
>>37847169
>he thinks the faceless old men were real
Lol they're mythical creatures only documented in picture books anon
>>37846865
Girls now squeeze my ass
I don't know if I dig it or not
>>37846865
My girlfriend loves my ass, she often says she wish we could switch asses and she constantly grabs it, be it public or at home. Its actually nice. Downside is i get my glutes from squats and deads so my quads and hamstrings makes it shite to find fitting pants...
Girls like small tight asses with narrow waists. Not beefy ones.
Yeah my ass is pretty good front ATG full-cleans (like power clean with front squat)
>cute white girl at bar pinches my butt
>Is this real life
>pinch hers back
>she asks me to watch her purse
>say "what's it worth to you..?"
>make out
Yeah she was trashy as fuck. She also smoked. And was super dumb. Needless to say it didn't work out lol.
Anyway it was pretty cool
>>37847272
From*
Not front
>gf said the first thing she noticed about me when we first met was my ass
>is a total ass fiend
>has tried to convince me to let her rim and play with my ass
>dont want to have a revelation that i like it up the ass
>ask her what she wants for her bday, says she wants my ass
>mfw bust the biggest load with her eating my ass out
>>37847272
Why you guys always display the inferiority complex within three words of a greentext?
>>37847334
What do you mean inferiority complex?
The "is this real life?" Part?
i have only had 2 nice things happen as a result of my nice butt
1) while rockclimbing in fairly tight shorts i got stuck and a male friend of mine said that 'at least i have a nice view from down here'
2) my butt got groped while i was in a large crowd on the High Street a few weeks back. I didnt see if it was a dude or a girl doing it thougj.
>>37847324
That is incredibly disgusting.
90% of millenials are deviant hopeless scum that deserve nothing more than a public stoning Tbh
>>37846865
I sure hope they like it because my ass is stupidly big compared to my strength and size, so it better have some value.
>>37847375
Lmao, you may wanna read up on a gang called the Romans before you start talking about how disgusting the millenials are.
People have been dirty for ages, it's nothing new.
>>37847423
The romans already received their punishment from God.
>>37846865
Drunk girls always mention it or slap it
>>37846865
I started getting my ass slapped by girls at parties which gives me an opportunity to slap them back
It's pretty nice
>>37846865
Got mistaken for a lesbian back then by some strangers.
Pants shopping blows. I can't use the cellphone pocket on my cargo pants anymore, my thighs bulge too much when I sit down.
>>37847375
>2016
>sticking to cumming only with your hand or orifices not trying other stuff out
why live?
how to get a nice bubble butt?
>>37847272
You watched her purse?
In the meantime she gave some other dude a blowjob. At least you scored a make out. Congratulations Anon.
>>37847324
Getting a rim job feels awesome. No need to feel ashamed.
My gf now slaps my ass and sometimes lifts my shirt to have a better look at it.
>Yesterday
>Walking away from gf
>"Anon, don't move"
>"What?"
>Looks at and grabs my ass
It's a mixed kind of feeling but when I started I almost had negative ass
For the pants part: I now fill them better and don't need a belt
>>37846874
So the solution is to drink my own semen?
>>37847951
no, you won't get enough semen, take it from other bros instead.
>>37847967
How do I convince them to give up their gains?
>>37847996
rub their balls, get them to want to give you their gains.
>>37848014
this is what no-fappers dont get. it doesnt count if your bro needs his daily semen intake
>tfw hockey goalie, constant squatting whole life gave me amazing ass
Feels good
>>37847100
Cutting more helps bring your jawline out and shows vascularity.
>>37846865
My butt's always been big. I often get groped in clubs, my ass and my chest, mainly.
It's a confusing kind of feel.
>>37846874
this isn't true, i looked it up. one ejac is like .03 protein
>start doing heavy hip extensions three months ago
>pull holes in my underwear because of the extra force I have to use to get it over my ass
>rip jeans
start doing hip extensions faggots
especially if you sit in a chair all day, you have weak and inactive glutes
it will help your deads and squats tremendously
my behind blew the fuck up after I started doing them
>>37846865
Girls rape me with strapons now :(
