Has anyone on /fit/ been to an asian massage parlor?
My backs kinda sore from deadlifts.
>>37840197
Get a ball and roll your back and glutes with it.
I just did it 5 minutes ago and the tension/pain I had in my back is gone.
>>37840217
Go to an actual physio
>>37840197
learn to abdominal brace, faggot. deads shouldn't hurt your back.
>>37840245
>He's never had spinal erector DOMs
>>37840242
Don't need to. My back was just tight because I was a bit sloppy when arching when I benched today, and I have a spot that flares up sometimes.
Besides you should roll your muscles anyways, it's good for you (although you should be careful around the lower back).
>>37840256
>thinks doms hurts
>>37840197
Why the fuck would Kutch fuck prostitutes when he has Mila?
Rrreeee What chance do I have.
>>37840363
no matter how good the pussy is, there's always someone already fed up with it. that's life.
>>37840363
ever seen her without makeup?
>>37840197
I went to one last month. First time
>3am wasted
>walk up to door and knock
>no response so turn to leave
>hear knocking on glass and see someone lookin thru
>door unlocks and i walk in
>small late 30s asian milf type
>7/10
>"hi baby! What u like, u so cute'
>30 min massage please
>"ok baby! Hop in shower!"
>get in the shower wondering wtf im doing right now
>have a gf
>panic when i cant open the shower door easily
>oh no she locked me in im about to get robbed by triads
>she comes into the room and unlocks it giggling
>shes lookin at my naked body up and down
>6'2 190lbs natty gains
>"you so handsome"
>"body perfect."
>i lay down and she sits ontop on my ass rubbing my traps
>keeps repeating how cute i am
>whispers in my ear to turn over
>"i give u very good massage handsome man"
>starts suckin on my nipples outta nowhere and moaning
>moans are cliche as fuck but its turnin me on
>pop a chub and she goes right for it suckin me off
>amazing bj with swirlin tongue etc etc
>i start taunting her a bit and slappin her ass while she blows me
>ya u like suckin that white dick eh
>ya suck that dick etc etc
>i nut in about 1 minute flat lmao
>turns out she put a condom on me and was too drunk to notice
>she lifts the condom up over her head and points
>"your babies. Lots of babies" and giggles
>pretends to be a baby bird about to eat the used condom for some reason
>i laugh and start puttin my clothes on
>feelin up my chest as i dress, staring at me
>"you come back you my favourite"
>ya sure whatever bitch
>pay her 100$ and leave
Good shit
>>37840363
She's amazingly hot but I don't get the meme about her. There are more attractive women out there but people pretend that Mila is a goddess.
>>37840197
Real talk, only reason to have a GF as of now (in my life) is for dem' free massages; haven't gotten a massage in ages (u kno wut that meens lmao >tfw no gf huehue).
As of now, I watch those lame ass massage/asmr videos on YT to somewhat imitate the experience. Wish the parlors weren't so fucking expensive, shit's ridic.
>>37840363
totally different experience..
a girlfriend/wife can never give you the experience of a total stranger giving you a relaxing massage and finishing with a happy ending within 30 minutes of meeting each other
>>37840407
Insane. Whether true or not, I feel that to a very high degree that I will never get to have life experiences like this. I am on track to making it, right, both financially/socially/physically; but all of this shit seems like fantasy.
Like seeing this green text play out in my mind was a straight up cinema, nothing in my existence could even be relative to this.
I used to have a decent social life, and even at that rate, things of this caliber were pretty much fuckin' mystical (never heard of).
>>37840569
Dude, all you need is 100$
Its true lol believe me
>>37840600
Droppin' a Benji just for a massage (even with happy ending) just isn't in the wallet right now.
... But we gonna make it eventually boys perhaps in the future $100 won't even be a drop in the bucket.
That's dope af though homey what an experience, and on the real she did you a favor by sliding on the condom, she's a champ lmfao
>>37840658
Oh ya thank fuck for the condom
Im gonna try another one in the future but next time im pickin my asian, not just takin the first one to greet me.
>>37840197
>Has anyone on /fit/ been to an asian massage parlor?
>My backs kinda sore from deadlifts.
These two things are COMPLETELY unrelated.
>>37840719
>tfw you have a barbershop relationship with your asian hooka
mocking people who actually like women
when you visit gay bathhouses for rusty trombones
lolololololol
>tfw licensed massage therapist at the student health clinic for free
I'm guessing this is one of many reasons why tuition is out of control for everyone not on scholarship.
>>37840197
If you're actually looking to help your back go to a real masseuse. All you'll get at a sketchy massage parlor is a body rub and handjob from a middleaged asian woman.
Damn she aged really fast. Too much partying and dicking I guess.
>>37841835
Meant to quote >>37840363
>>37840197
go swimming
it helped me
>>37840407
Nice.
>>37840363
You just know she's a massive frigid bitch irl.
This is your massage therapist tonight
Would you give her the tip /fit/?
>>37840363
Have you seen her without make up/photoshop? I dont blame him
>>37842953
She still looks pretty cute.
>>37840407
>"your babies. Lots of babies" and giggles
>pretends to be a baby bird about to eat the used condom for some reason
LOL the fuck
>>37843001
your definition of cute is completely fucked
>>37842939
i'd let her blow me
>>37842939
Don't think I'd give her a tip of any sort, regardless of service quality.
>>37842939
Nope
Theres plenty of massage parlors near me with qt 25-35 yr old thai girls that will do "everything". I cant settle for a older mamasan.
>>37842939
>pass that fucking sake, I'm gonna need it
>I'm chinese not Japanese
>Japanese wapanese
>>37842939
>>37843072
brehs ive heard that if they wear these short dresses they're dtf. Anyone know if this is true?
>>37843001
>tfwywncomkf
>>37843001
>OLE SENOR WE HAVE BEEF TACO CAT TACO AND DOG TACO AREEEEEEEEEEEEEBA
>>37843053
I'd let you blow me
no homo
>>37843125
I charge to card yeh?
>>37840407
>$100
THE FUCK
>>37843136
Kek
