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>"Did you know that exercise is actually bad for you? *sips big gulp*
It's the vernal equinox
laziness
>i don't have any time
>I'll go tomorrow
>I'm tired from work
>the gym is going to be busy this time of day, i'll be waiting just as long as I will be training
I've struggled with this myself
>i've gotta suck 10 dicks before the day is done
>>37830428
>not understanding the concept of an "excuse"
>>37830413
>I'm too tired from work
>>37830413
I don't want to get too big
We'll all die one day anyway.
>>37830413
>I don't want the people at the gym to judge me!
I hear this from all my friends.
I need new friends
>>37830478
It comes with being new to gyms. I had the same fears, but everyone quickly gets over it. People are scared of being mocked or shamed, but only the lowest of the scum of this earth shame people who are fat or weak in a gym
Lost a lot of respect for Milo for that tweet making fun of a fat guy working out in a gym recently
>tfw big toe won't grow back.
>I DO exercise! The 711 is 2 blocks away, and sometimes I'm not up to drive.
i just want to tone bro just gonna do a couple pushups
>>37830496
Yeah, I get that. I was scared at the start, too. But maybe I should've clarified; my friends who don't want to be judged judge themselves the most. They hate having belly fat or no muscle structure, and want to change, but lack the courage to go out and change it. They'tr just lazy hypocrites, I suppose.
And I agree, Milo really irked me when he took that cunty gym photo.
My personal excuse is lack of sleep, if i´d have to set the alarm clock or if I cant sleep the night before and wake up in time but am dead tired I do not go and it happens more often than im okay with.
I got bad knees. All exercise involves knees, so if I exercise my knees will explode, and I'll die.
>>37830516
going to need a story lad
>I'm not fit enough
I have heard this once and I just lost all hope for mankind.
>>37830441
>>37830461
I use work as an 8 hour warmup
>>37830413
Ah you wanted to train today? Nah sorry man I just ate like 3 hours ago I'm over it.
>>37830450
not that guy but a lot of people just straight say theyre too lazy
>>37830443
beta afraid of asking to share detected
![IMAG0194[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6D4k7Kl.jpg "IMAG0194[1].jpg")
>>37830576
>offload cargo planes.
>pulling 3300 lb container towards main door.
>foot gets stuck somehow.
>container eats my boot.
>took my big toe off with it.
>blood errywhere.
Lucky it didn't snap my foot in half but it's taking forever to heal.
>>37830413
>I don't want to
How dare people not want to do what I think they should!!!
>>37830677
JESUS FUCK BLUE BOARD
Hungover
>>37830677
KEK
God fuckin damn anon ow that looks brutal
>>37830677
are you suing them?
>>37830693
Sorry, how do I delete image?
>>37830722
The first two days sucked but you get used to it.
>>37830726
Don't need a lawsuit.
Personal injury claim against the insurer is what you're thinking of.
And yes.
Bros give me feels
>>37830677
X
Sorry, none of our audience said "Eradicating big toe in multi-ton container debacle".
>>37830743
In that case you're going to win a couple hundred thousand aren't you?
So from the picture what I can tell is that the bone is still there but the flesh got completely rekt off? Did you feel anything?
>>37830756
Say, here's something even better, a (You), you trippycunt.
>Theres no prize for best looking corpse
My one friend actually says this whenever I offer to bring him to the gym with me.
intelligence
>>37830766
Damn.
I'll just wait til' it happens to the next idiot then.
>>37830771
>couple hundred thousand.
Maybe if my lawyer is Shekelstein Goldbergerowitzkyman.
Its just a toe so somewhere around 15 g minimum, I hear.
I've yet to talk to a personal injury lawyer because I want to see how it'll impact my walking.
I'm a couple weeks out from that.
>>37830588
this is great
>>37830815
Surely you must have a convincing retort, though?
Also,
>My one friend
>one friend
>one
>friend
>>37830425
Underrated
>>37830815
>people believe the gym is only about aesthetics and not the pursuit of better interacting with the physical world
I DON'T WANT TO GET HUGE ANON I JUST DO A COUPLE CRUNCHES EVERY DAY TO WORK ON MY ABS
>>37830743
Don't delete it, pussy.
But seriously, F
>>37830833
Sorry to hear it anon. No way I would give up a toe for 15k it is such a tiny amount of money.
5 mil is the least I would take to give up my big toe. Money ain't shit.
>the very moment you stop working out all that muscle turns into flabby skin and you end up looking like shit
>>37830425
i got that referrence
I just want to get toned, bro.
I just do pushups at home, I dont want to be a freak, I just want nice arms and chest. A couple dozen pushups gets me super sore, but I make sure to have a protein steroid shake after, I bought some sick Muscletech protein. Im thinking of adding in crunches, but I don't really care about having a six pack.
>>37830833
Will this not curtail your enjoyment of any sports?
One things for sure, it hasn't effected your dubs game. (nor mine, check 'em)
>>37830861
My dad always says this to me.
I just ask him why he thinks I'm gonna stop lmao.
>>37830879
>Toned
Every time I hear people use this word I die inside a little.
>>37830879
Holy fuck, these newfag tripfags are so rampant it's not even funny, it's just summer.
Read the sticky you mong.
>>37830815
so why take showers, brush teeth, cut hair, or wear nice clothes? are people just afraid of sustained effort?
>>37830677
Fucking hell
>>37830898
wow, you know about summer culture and say 'fag', you must be immersed in the culture and well deserving of a trip. Teach me O great self aware one.
>>37830431
> I'll start Monday/next month/next year
>>37830413
Danse macabre
>>37830858
I'll try to get as much as I can because why not.
I'd still want to at least work at my same company because 401k and very cheap medical.
>>37830881
Officially, no military for me because they don't like people with pieces of their foot missing.
However, I talked to a podiatrist and she said because I'm young and fit (you too...) I should be able to play sports just the same.
She didn't mention anything about falling forward on squats or deadlifts though.
>>37830938
It happened six weeks ago in a few more weeks I can reclaim my lost gains.
>>37830920
There are types of sustained effort people are not really interested in taking
>>37830840
Yeah, he goes super tryhard in his classes so I usually joke back that there's no prize for smartest corpse, either. Also,
>friend
Sorry, I forgot that we don't have those here.
>>37830898
>not even reading the original post
>>37830743
Regarding the insurance, file your workers comp claim sooner than later.
If you report it too late, you may be SOL.
I work at an insurance company.
>>37830920
Yeah I agree, its a completely invalid argument.
>>37830963
Sure, but by his logic, there's no point in doing anything with your life because none of it will matter when you're dead.
>>37830994
I've been on workers comp since the very next day and have already received three paychecks.
I haven't had to pay for anything yet, which makes me wonder if that'll make my personal injury claim a lower amount.
>>37830425
Kek
>>37830542
Or it's
> Im on my feet alot at when so I get enough exercise
>>37831090
Fuk I meant work
>>37830588
Same, work in a factory loading boxes onto pallets. When the line speeds up and I'm moving as fast as I can just to keep the line from shutting down, that's part of my cardio.
Also nice dubs.
>"exercise doesn't actually help you lose weight"
>"I don't have time"
> "I don't want to get big I just want to be toned" *
> "I get bored at the gym"
> "my weight is fine though'
> "no one will go with me" *
*women say this more often
>>37830413
I have too many dicks to suck later.
>>37830766
ahhhh sensible chuckle
>>37830677
hahahaha, im laughing because now you can fuck bitches with ease
>hey HEY! you, yes you, the stupid blonde with giant tits, come here
>"urgh what do you want creep"
>you... wanna see some serious shit?
>"omg you are so fucking weird what the hell do you want"
>takes mutilated toe out and waves it in her face
>"omg fuck me now!!!!"
thank me later you lucky bastard
>>37830413
im crippled
>>37830425
kek
>>37831640
I just sent this picture to my gf, and she's out at a restaurant with her dumb friends.
Pretty autistic of me, she's not even mad right now as I can tell...
>>37831640
I do love me some giant tits.
If my toe does get me bitches I'll make sure I make manlets on /fit/ jelly over it.
When I started I was afraid of being made fun of for having bad form.
>>37830413
>ohhh my favourite TV show is on, hooo wee! i love me some Tyler Perry
>Dang fields aint gon til themselves spud
>me so twired, me no rift today, me eat noodles and rank dick
>omg, like lifting weights is like, so totally difficult, it like makes you sweat and stuff. Gross
>I-i want to lift but m-maybe someone would bully me, and i wouldnt want to be in the way
>No time. Gotta work. Gotta think money. Gotta business. Gotta go fast. Zip Zap Zum.
>>37830833
>Go to nearest synagogue
>Measure all the noses
>Pick biggest one
It's not that difficult anon. You'll retire with billions
>>37831791
>local man's big toe bankrupts entire airliner.
Sheit, and here I was putting points in strength and constitution when all I needed was A-rank luck.
>>37830898
Back is feeling a bit tender don't want to risk an injury
>it hurts
>I like how i look now
said by a dadbod
>>37830588
Fucking like you style Cobba!
>>37830468
This one fucking infuriates me to no end.
Yes we will all die. But in the meantime how can you be happy feeling like shit?
>>37830713
Absolutely fucking valid, comrade!
>>37830576
>You'll spear her vagina through the ebony pillows of her butt cheeks
>>37830879
is working out at home really that useless? I'm ~240 pounds and I just started eating better and working out again, but I use DailyBurn at home workouts right now. I definitely plan on getting back in the gym and running again but at this weight I'm afraid I'll bust my knees or have a heart attack.
>>37831716
the gym at my college is full of asians of various swoleness.
>>37830677
Glad you're okay, anon. I'm really sorry about your toe but I'm happy you can still walk.
> The only muscle I need to train is my brain. I'm too busy making brain gains.
literal quote from a friend
>>37830413
>I don't like people looking at me
>>37830425
>yep, I fucking knew it. Sorry bro
>>37833138
Thanks buddy.
Can't wait to go back to the gym.
I'll have an excuse for skipping legs for at least a little while.
>>37830443
>not going to gym at 3 am to avoid as many people as possible
>>37831665
fucking lol
>>37830425
I lol'd
>>37830851
>this
underrated
>>37830677
That's fucking metal dude, you're literally a skeleton.
So what, the bone is all there, can the flesh regrow around it? Did they need to cut the rest of it off?
Is it possible to have the skin heal but still have the skeleton poking out? That would be a fucking riot at parties and on Halloween
>What's your costume, Anon?
>Oh, nothing impressive... except you can SEE MY SKELETON AAAAAH
And then wiggle the bone around
>>37830677
>having your foot so close to the door and container
Sounds like you were really toeing the line there.
>>37830425
can't do legs today
>>37833198
>thinks the brain is a muscle
Needs to train his brain harder, tbqh
>>37833973
>literally a skeleton.
2spoopy4me.
My toe was stitched back on to see if some skin could be saved.
It was amputated about two weeks ago so now I have half a toe.
Look at your thumb pointing straight up then bend it.
That's essentially what my toe will look like after it heals.
I'll have a stump that I can wave around though.
>>37833993
You can say I was about a foot away from disaster.
>please clap.
>>37834057
Ayy, I like the jokes, at least you can laugh about it. A lot of other people would think it offensive and get cold feet.
>>37830443
TOO ALPHA TO SHARE
>>37834069
Toetally.
Arigatoe.
it's gonna be fun going back to the squat rack with lmao9.5toes.
Do I get a weight modifier for being crippled?
>>37834125
Pretty sure missing a toe qualifies you for the para-olympics since you're an amputee
>>37834150
Sheit I used to be pretty good at volleyball.
I kinda got it easy mode though.
You know...I don't really like those people who visit the gym regularly
>>37830559
I was so scared of the gym that I spent a year doing bodyweight exercises before joining the gym so I looked decent when I joined.
>>37830677
FUCK DUDE. I'm glad you're okay. Thats really metal
I just ate
>>37830413
>I'm still sore from my last workout
I almost fell for this, then forced myself to go
>>37834384
I went almost 2 and a half hours without pain killers because the hospital I went to was okay with me bleeding all over their floor.
You'd think going to the ER would be a brisk affair, right?
Thanks Obamacare.
>>37830677
Damn that's hardcore
>>37830413
jealous girlfriend
> offer to workout with coworker who has problems with strength for PT tests (military)
> "your routine is a little advanced for me anon"
> routine is balls simple, only variable is weight
youd be surprised exactly how many people in the military are massively lazy cunts
>>37834425
Fuck American jew hospitals.
>if you feel like you're about to have a seizure push this button
>had 8 grand mals in a 24 hour period
>started to have a seizure. My mom and friend go to nurse
>"hello anon is seizing"
>oh no he's fine, we gave him a button in case he has a seizure *goes back to diddling on computer*
>my mom and friend had to yell and start slamming the counter to get their attention
I should have sued them for malpractice. Just a reminder American health care education is just an expensive memory game. Even the RNs are fucking retards. I don't feel safe here anymore after that. Not to mention my neighbor almost died prematurely from lung cancer because instead of giving her the right pain meds they put her on Percocet at home. Their insurance company even tried playing the "you're muslim not native to this country, were gonna try and avoid paying for the correct therapy". Thankfully her daughter that's my age had the second highest gpa in our class and out smarted the insurance company so her mom is still alive but almost died.
The jew conspiracy might be a conspiracy but... Yeah. Those for profit hospitals are fucked up places man.
>>37830898
r u retart
>>37830413
>I heard on Dr Oz that working out too much is bad for your muscles
>>37830430
>It's the fifth post
Wow
This is the lazy faggots excuse for everything. 2 hours on Facebook/twitter/4chan, but they won't lurk philosophy threads or read philosopher quote Twitters. 1 hour commute, but they don't have time to red a book? You'll watch cat videos or shitty reality TV, but you don't have time to watch informational videos?
And my favourite.
2 hours at the bar after work but you don't have an hour for the gym. You'll infect your body with alcohol, have shitty conversation, but you won't perfect your body and discuss philosophy with me at the gym.
The fuck is wrong with people.
>exercise? i thought you said extra fries
>I was sick with bad allergies
This was mine on Monday. I made it up by lifting on Tuesday, however. I-is that okay?
MUHTABOLISM
>>37836590
>youd be surprised exactly how many people in the military are massively lazy cunts
Former armyfag here, can confirm
>I had too many protiens today, i'm gonna shit myself if i go to the gym now.
>to intelligent to workout
>>37836832
Fuck off Frank Yang
>>37830593
excuses are what people use to avoid saying theyre simply too lazy.
"im not lazy, but i ____"
>>37830413
can we expand this thread a little by also suggesting eachother possible effective counter arguments, so we can safe our gf's and moms from going reverse progress?
>I just like being with my friends more than going to the gym
Literally taken from a nu-male cunt in a buzzfem video.
>>37830425
Best post
>>37830677
Do you have 3 balls?
>>37836832
I take a 2 hour bus ride total + some biking to get to the busstop. People should stop using that as an excuse and do something meaningful while travelling.
>>37830677
>>37830570
Tfw your knee LEGIT bugs you (meniscus tear) and you still work out around it upper body though and not running but occasional swimming. I really need to swim more but fucking gym pools duck up my hair and eyes
>>37830413
I'm too intelligent to lift.
>>37830413
"I'll do it tommorow"
>>37830413
>I don't want to look like a steroid user!
>>37830425
>vernal equinox
explain pls
>>37839007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS-oRydlnCE
>It's much easier for people to know why I'm depressed and alone right away and not talk to me, than have people be surprised that I'm depressed and alone and then wanting to stop talking to me.
>>37830588
gonna make it
>>37833198
>Not listening to audiobooks in the gym
Stay pleb
>>37830898
>makes fun of newfag tripfags
>is a newfag tripfag
>>37830413
It's leg day
>>37836832
Philosophy is just a fancy word for navel gazing
>>37830425
top lel
>>37831791
Fucking lmao
Because then id have to take creatine and be a roided out monster, creatine is bad guys.
>>37830430
>"i don't have any time"
>logs hours on WoW, Overwatch or Counter Strike every day
>>37830413
>I'm a girl
>>37830413
Too old
too weary
too late
"I wanna get toned before i start working out." < this was actually said to me
>>37830516
>>37830677
>>37830951
>>37833327
>>37834057
>>37834069
>>37834187
> be lazy af today
>about to skip day
>came here to find some motivation
Your story and your attitude made me move my ass and do normal workout.
Bless you anon, get well and be back to the gym asap
>>37830413
I'm not a douche and actually have a working mind that i'd rather workout in the library than working out my body like a caveman at the gym, or as I've come to calling it, the douche house
>>37839039
Man I love Dom. I want to have his kids.
>>37830449
>"Perfect, half of thise guys are gay anyway."
>>37833993
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS!
I eat to much for it to matter
>>37830413
not having ever had the person you love break up with you
>>37830677
>bone sticking out
>>37831342
>>"exercise doesn't actually help you lose weight"
but it's true, diet is for losing weight
>>37836866
Plebbit pls
>im not gonna go and become a GYM ROBOT FAGGOT that those PT's are trying to turn me into
my dad actually says this almost every week
>>37845552
exercise fixes your fucked up mitochondria so you don't regain the weight. also you tend to burn more kcals exercising than you get hungry for if you're overweight.
>>37836832
>discussing philosophy
Pretty soon you won't be able to go to the gym either with your complete lack of a sustainable job.
Engineering is where it's at. Id rather discuss how I'm going to create a device for a better future for the kids of tomorrow than discuss the fucking political views of some dudes from thousands of years ago.
i just blew my load all over your moms face and then made your dog lick it off my asshole with a straw
>>37846288
underage b8
>>37830461
>t. A person who has never worked 12 hour days doing construction
>>37830677
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>37846288
prole
discussing historical political philosophers has been how western society has tried to create a better future for centuries (no longer tho, were all too pleb)
>>37830417
>Can't work out, bro. My dick hurts.
>>37830516
>>37830677
You can now change your name to Rippedtoe and begin your new life.
>I don't like lifting
my girlfriend
>>37847754
Top kekerinos
>>37839049
>Booh hoo hey everyone look at me i feel like shit every day. Dont talk to me!
i don't want to get big and gross
>>37830441
I am tired after work..
That's why I go at 5 AM when the gym opens. I know I'm sure as hell not going after work.
>>37830687
yeah, fcking hypocrits
>>37831342
women... fucking casuals in everything they do
>>37830413
I dont want to get to big.
I can't sleep if i work out late
>>37830413
>I have been 2 months with a strange shoulder front impingement and I don't want to do anything until it fully goes away, even though the doc scan showed nothing and physioterapy does nothing
>>37848940
this makes me want to shoot them in the fucking face. it's like people trying to make gains struggle, what makes you think you will if you're just trying to trim a few pounds?
fucking degeneracy
