It's 2014. You meet Elliot Rodger while walking in the park. You become his friend. How do you stop him from committing the shootings?
tell him to stop taking creatine.
squats and oats + GOMAD
NO ISOLATIONS
he will then become a big fat t-rex and his arms will be too small to hold the gun.
>>37827625
>How do you stop him from committing the shootings?
Why would I stop him? I'd join in.
>>37827625
Fuck him in the ass
Post cream pie on bb.com
>>37827625
Kill him
>>37827625
Yeah, cause I'm gonna have Asian friends that I go to the movies with. Good one OP.
>>37827823
tyrone pls it's ok to have asian buddies
it's 2014 man
I would honestly take him to a brothel and tell him to stop taking PUA advice.
>>37827625
>Stop him
Show him 4chan (not /b/) so he can see how cringey he is
I get pissed off because I feel cringey for being friends with a cringey fuck like him and get so angry I just end up shooting a bunch of people myself
>>37827963
heh
Hm. Possibly just report him to the authorities. I don't need that shit in my life. Whiny cunts can be a real drain.
>How do you stop him from committing the shootings?
I don't
>>37827625
Since I'm in the same boat as him only younger I convince him (and myself) to leave our lives and family behind and get a one way trip to europe. While there we go on adventures with/in girls and live like we've got nothing to lose.
>>37828075
He did get reported to the authorities. The cop went over to him and he acted completely normal.
>>37827625
Teach him to be less of a fag and then find him a girlfriend
>>37827625
Make him my gym bro and enjoy mad gains together
>>37828495
Fuck I don't know then man. I don't want anything to do with him but I don't want people getting murdered over some loser being a loser.
>>37827625
Introduce him to your mom
Two birds with one stone
>>37827625
Fuck his boypussy and make him feel loved
>>37827625
Hire an escort to date him. He doesn't know it's an escort. Expensive but it's the only way.
>>37827625
lift with him.gains=happiness
>>37827625
You don't, you join him.
Teach him how to cocoon mode properly without wanting to kill himself
>>37827625
Introduce him to a test and dbol cycle
>>37827625
Throw him in the oven.
>>37830131
He was totally fuckable...he would have made it.
Introduce him to my buddy Tyrone
Let him get his booty popped by nigger cock
Not a virgin anymore
He now has the confidence to talk to women
>>37827625
Fuck him
>>37827625
I don't you can't stop stupid .
>>37828700
The Mike Tyson way huh?
>>37830235
>>37827625
>join
Help him make hisbplan better. He barley killed anyone. Help him get better weapons. Have him suck my dick. Fuck his boipussy. Rape his sister. Blow my brains out and return to my current timeline to see how much better his rampage was.
>>37830219
He's not the worse but he was good at finding his good angles.
>>37827654
Criminally underrated post.
>>37827625
>2 in the chest, 1 in the head
