ITT: post your ideal partner's body.
>>37808419
Disgusting
>>37808424
better go see a doc for low test.
>>37808437
High test men are attracted to women with feminine faces not fatasses you fucking retard
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/18755192/
>>37808419
You're a failure to fitness.
>>37808476
That was a study of facial attractiveness.
High-test men are motivated to fuck more women than low-test men are.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11534996
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17316638
>>37808419
Too much flab.
>>37808434
Great ass and legs but no tiits.
>>37808443
No pronounced waistline and long torso, also can't see legs and ass.
>>37808504
Not bad, but she seems to be a womanlet.
No 10/10 so far.
>>37808554
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>>37808554
Nice thickness but that face...
test levels off the charts
>>37808587
We're talking ideal bodies here
>>37808594
back to /r9k/'s belly gf threads with this one
>>37808547
>High-test men are motivated to fuck more women than low-test men are.
No shit sherlock...
>>37808419
my ex
>>37808658
What happened?
Idc bros. As long as its a body.
>tfw no gf
I would actually quite like OP's, but that's just me.
>That guy who goes through these threads and rates every post
why?
>>37808670
lotsa shit. it was pretty mutual but I still yearn for dat puss
>>37808682
Its called discussion.
>>37808694
>Discussion
>"6/10 would not bang" is discussion
okay buddy
>>37808606
jelly
>>37808703
Where did you see "6/10 would not bang" itt?
>>37808711
>autism intensifies
>>37808587
>>37808595
what's wrong with the face?
she's cute
>>37808681
>>37808638
>>37808636
Fit girls asses are too firm and not enough jiggle and squeeze
>>37808419
t. femanon
>>37808744
do you actually like tats like that?
>>37808764
I think tats are degenerate actually.
>>37808719
Looks bloated, maybe just not my type.
>>37808686
>dat puss
Oh come on that's clearly not a puss
>>37808419
l share these tastes frlend0
>>37808476
I just want to say it saddens me deeply to see that the high test meme was misinterpreted to such a point that these days there are autists actually citing studies to try and argue about it
And just like that I realize that it's not just a joke, some users here really DO have autism.
>>37808929
>>37808419
You both are going to make some fatty happy one day.
>>37808943
Fuck off I like thick women too but this nigger posted a fat chick and acted like she should be in a high test thread
>>37808419
>>37808967
yesssssssSSSSS
>>37808419
I threw up in my mouth a little.
>>37808638
I came
>>37808907
Why are you posting pictures of yourself again?
>>37808443
prequals poster. Would not smash.
Yes, I am being unironic.
This is true high test
>>37808419
I dream about dating a petite skinny girl and having her try and keep up with my diet and turning into a chubby little girl which I can tease and grab from behind.
>>37809283
That ain't me tho.
I just picked the most attractive person I could find on cbt desu
>>37808419
>implying puppers are the ideal partner
Man's best friend, desu senpai
>>37808967
>tfw no cute faced big butt nignog gf
>>37808967
Would be better if the colors were inverted
Such a qt
>>37810346
This a sfw board you dipshit. No one wants to see this tub of lard anyways go to /s/ for that.
>>37810371
So mad
>>37810319
based mister two
>>37808594
Reminds me of this
>>37809297
Tfw my daddy did this to me except I didn't get chubby, just gained weight in all the right places
>>37810319
but mr2s are slow.. TT supra would be better
>>37809296
Brehs
>>37810359
degenerate
>>37808726
>for you
>>37808907
Fuck off balconyfag
>>37810302
>Barbella
>all these low test faggots in this thread
>>37810599
who are all these absolutely dogshit trips?
>>37810475
Kek
>>37808658
Is that a lil dicku i spy?
>>37809296
We have all been lifting heavy ass weight for a reason. This is our moment of triumph. It is our time to do what others could not and slay that booty.
The one with the glorious pecs would be my dream cute bottom bf.
>>37809329
Here you go, anon!
>>37810132
the only correct answer. Angie is a goddess
>>37808594
Blood sugar levels off the charts
it's all about face senpai, when you shitters gonna learn.
>>37810724
>tfw no radioactive nigger gf
>>37810767
This thread is all about the body you fucking retard kys my senpai
>>37810767
desu for girls it's all about FACE, HIPS and TITS.
>>37810724
I would. Spooky negress sex would be the bomb.
>You will never fuck a massive negra with spotted bra and an anime diadem with fake horns and cow ears.
>>37808419
>>37811221
What race is this women? She looks black
the prophet wills it
>>37811096
Faurk. Woodberry breh
>n-no negro
thoughts?
>>37811341
She is like, 1,86m, and seems sweet as fuck. If I was a nigger would berry and have gigga niggas with her. Or not because porn actrees.
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I wish I could post a picture, but I know the man who has the most beautiful body to me.
He has unbelievably broad shoulders, a small waist, strong thighs, a thick, long neck, huge hands and even though he's on the skinnier side with just a bit of muscle poking through, he still looks incredibly powerful.
>tfw you will never even touch someone born with such perfection
>>37811357
Looks like a tranny with that face and those man hands aren't helping. Nice butt, though.
>>37809296
>she will never sit on your face
End this life.
>>37808419
I'm more of a face guy...Fell in love after seeing gif related. Her smile just gets me.
>>37811627
Not even gonna front.
I really like girls with this body type. I'm too ashamed to date them though.
>>37811767
find one that's a stoner, not a crazy christian or sjw. those are the only three flavors that body type comes in
>>37808419
>>37811736
>>37811664
>>37811808
ayy lmao
>>37810780
Kek
>>37811767
Who's the blonde qt you're talking to in messenger? Post more of her
>>37810515
I mean that makes hella power but it's really heavy and takes a lot of suspension/brake as well as a good driver to corner well.
An MR2 is like a RWD go-kart.
dont you niggers judge me
>>37811813
Is that cheekie?
>>37808443
>no hips
U gay nigga?
>>37811944
this bitch is crazy
>>37808547
And their standard for least attractive is therefore lower because they're thirstier, hence the interest in "thick" girls. Jesus are you people dense?
>>37810112
Thanks mr skelton
>>37811944
>sexing an anime baby drawn on some mentally disturbed woman
Unless you're trolling how does one even begin to find this arousing? Any answer that doesn't involve how messed up you are in the head doesn't count.
>>37808419
A beautiful girl with a flabby belly like that is really my dream. The thing that really kills chubbies for me is that most of them put on weight on the face as well so they literally "look" fat.
That 1 in a 1000 god tier fat distribution where the woman has skinny neck, arms shoulders etc. and put all her weight around the belly, waist and thighs, coupled with a beautiful face is what I live for.
I've seen it once and had a shot at it too but blew it, now I have to wait another 10 years for another to appear.
OP doesn't count because she's chubby everywhere, that fucking triple chin.
>>37811767
TFW no SJW GF to peg you and yell things like "down with the patriarchy", "men are inferior".
fuck ideals, I'd be happy with any sort of woman (provided she isn't one of the extreme cases of being anorexic or a ham galaxy) that would accept me.
>>37811328
>sipping coffee
>see this
>tried to spit coffee back into cup before I spit it on my monitor
>splashes out of cup and into face and keyboard
Thanks Guy
>>37808419
>>37811767
disgusting
>>37811808
Oh shit I think I know this chick. Her name is Michelle
>>37811886
Girl I used to be friends with when I was younger. Were going on a date tonight tho
>>37810724
>mfw no negative zone gf
>>37812190
That's pretty cool, like one of those weebo aniems. Good luck bro, don't fuck it up.
>>37812021
>messed up you are in the head
Oh my god it's 2016. How can you still call people this for having different taste? I mean, it's 2016 and I literally can't even right now
>>37808566
tits are overrated
>>37812009
thirsty thirsty betas pretending to be alpha
>>37812310
Might be a trap. Don't take my word for it tho.
>>37808419
>>37812042
>>37812057
This.
>>37812310
Fucking revolting.
>>37812310
nigger that dick isnt even feminine
>>37812265
Good luck man, I hope it goes well
I want a /thinspo/ bf to dominate
>>37812461
I just escaped that mode.
>>37812201
10/10 would squat all over that slav
>>37812461
Looks like me except my arms and shoulders are a little bigger
>Tfw no gf to peg me
>>37808419
Why work so hard on your body to end up with a fat chick?
>>37810767
anybody have a pic of the shirt?
>>37812371
lost it
>>37812632
don't be low test bruh
>>37811701
But that's exactly what would happen if she sat on your face anon
this desu
low test 4lyf
Because I'm a hardcore fat fetishist, I'm into Sara Aikawa-tier bigness.
Been into fatties my whole life. I love the irony.
>>37808419
This is around where my gf is now. She started 40lbs heavir than that, I motivated her to go to the gym with me, we cook together, both improving on our physiques
true high test here
>>37808744
>>37808907
>>37810599
>>37812461
No.
>>37810719
>>37811240
Yes.
>>37812632
To revel in the irony and taboo of liking a fat chick when you yourself are buff and thin.
>>37812974
Who is this grill
>>37813689
goat
>>37810336
brehs...
>>37813689
Literal perfection.
>>37813689
Needs more ass-fat but other than that, nice.
>>37813965
fuck you, chubby chaser
>>37813978
Technically I'm a true fat fetishist, the real unmasked deal.
>>37812559
Hnnnng post body.
>>37812632
The contrast between a hard body and soft one is the best.
>>37814038
Enjoy, faggot
>inb4 clean mirror
>>37811719
>her
>>37808594
sauuuuce?
>>37814136
disgusting twink
>>37810767
>it's all about face
>posts a picture where you can't even see the full face
>>37810780
>>37810112
desu same senpai, I don't know why but I find scene girls hot
>tfw you feel like a degenerate teen for it
>>37814187
Thanks, you too
>>37812165
She's my sister.
>>37813689
wtf why didn't she take her shoes off she's going to get the carpet all dirty
Fucking women man
>>37808419
that is strangely sexy its probably because im a individual with a high volume of test
>>37813689
Why are pictures of girls wearing just converse ridiculously hot?
>>37814136
You look like a friend of mine who just escaped skele mode, but he's covered in tattoos
I've always wanted to suck his cock tbqh
>>37812973
oh gosh darn it not again!!!
>>37812930
Only on roids would you be so horny to want to fuck OP chick.
>>37812461
>tfw thinspo bf
>tfw he's getting into fitness and is trying to bulk
I'm going miss his bony body
actual ex
>>37814772
More?
>>37814984
except for her smug face this one is pretty damn proper
>>37814772
She's my cousin.
>>37815090
smug face makes it better
>>37814984
Speaking as a bisexual male, she has the ass I wish I had.
>>37814984
>she
Why do trannies always have nice bodies?
>>37810302
the only real answer in this thread desu
>>37810319
HNNNNGGGG
>>37814136
Thanks, anon. I didn't think you'd actually deliver since most guys never do when I stalk skinny threads and such.
You have a cute tummy and I'm sure you'll find a nice gf to peg you one day.
>>37815128
Ah, so there is hope for my butt.
>>37808967
nigger lover plz go
>>37814802
This bitch is probably fake af, but damn shes a qt
>>37812105
her age is showing, but I'd smash her all the same in a candlelit room while blasting the lord of light theme song
pro tip: search for "Nessa massage" if you wanna bust a nut with a Melissandre'ish chick
>>37811767
disgusting
>>37815504
xin xon win won kawasaki uguu kawaii
>>37808419
>>37811767
Just do it. You like 'em big, go for it.
>>37814538
>>37815603
I guess if we're talking ideal...
Rosie with a fatter ass / thighs.
>>37810336
>>37815422
Dem crazy eyes doe
>>37811328
Kek
I'd murder to have a chubby gf I can help into bulk season.
>>37811767
Bruh if you can't confidently date who you want and pretend haters aren't there, how do you ever expect to make it?
>>37811779
This
>>37816073
Don't respond to bait, kids.
>>37816111
>what are God-tier fetishes, /fit/?
>>37808638
Casey Anthony?
>>37813093
Wish I could stay 19 forever just for girls like this... fuck. Why even live past 25?
>>37810319
Fuck you. Now I'm missing my MR2 again.
I just want to drive through the city at night listening to Jamiroquai again.
>>37816073
My my, she does look gluttonous.
>>37811779
Holy shit man, you're fucking sharp. Witty. I'm stealing that line
thighs are too fat and torso too tall but otherwise ok
Left
>>37812795
i didn't notice that shes wearing a sweater
>>37811240
Saved
>>37808424
virgin faggot detected
>>37813689
this would be the perfect body if she had a nice big full bush
>>37814938
Would pledge half of my current and future net worth to.
>>37815982
Man, is that a man?
>>37813689
great now im fired
>>37816936
Don't look at porn at work.
