How do I become this guy?
>>37806644
>Shitty beer
>can't afford razor
>gf has downs
Why would you want that?
>>37806644
lmao his body is terrible but his face and genetics are 11/10, it's just not fair
>>37806644
Just follow the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
>>37806674
>christina hendricks
>downs
btfo shittaste
>>37806644
I think it's his shirt. Always see guys with girls around their arms wearing that shirt. It's not a tank top......I can't really ID it
>>37806697
Sure she's hot but there's no way she doesn't have downs. Her eyes look in 2 different directions sometimes.
>>37806759
People are rarely perfectly symmetrical, it's why fake faces look so weird to us.
Eyes not being perfectly aligned is normal.
>>37806697
truly the most attractive woman
she has big tits. that's it.
>>37806685
His body's pretty decent by normie standards. He has a good frame.
>>37806830
My grandma looks like that when she smiles. She is 92
>>37806689
This system actually works tbqh.
A GOLDEN GOD
>>37806644
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system
>>37806718
Am I being memed right now?
>>37806685
His body was sculpted to the proportions of Michaelangelos David
>>37806644
>>Because of the implications
>>37806833
>>37806644
Imagine working on set with Christina Hendricks and constantly having to hide your boner.
She's built like a fucking pornstar but at least on set with them they'll fucking expect you to get one.
>>37808518
Well shit i am like 5 weeks cutting away from that body.
Too bad i would never feel satisfied with this level of mediocrity
Literally just be funny. Girls cannot resist funny. That's the guy from Always Sunny, if you're referring to having Christina Hendricks laying over you.
He literally got it by being funny.
>>37808608
>ywn spill your spaghetti in front of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I86eQp4SRkE
>>37806644
This is the kind of mentality that will never land you the girl you desire. Actors are fucking normal people as well, stop being so fucking impressed just because they are famous. Most of the guys on this board worship famous people and it's pathetic. You guys hinder yourself from getting what you want because you don't believe deserve it.
>>37808671
Cringeeee
>>37806644
So Chrsitina Hendricks husband was definitely cucked by Dennis wasn't he?
>tfw you realize who she's married to
>>37808518
>men just have to be billionaires
k got it
>>37806830
MUMMY
>>37809373
Who is it?
>>37809048
She was together with Dennis before she got married I think.
But hell yes she is cucking the guy she's married to
>not planning to have children
lmao
>>37806846
This, they just play it off as a joke because they don't want people to know this
Use >implications and the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
>>37810851
Dennis's character (at least prior to the last couple seasons where he's gone completely insane) definitely based on Glenn Howerton's real life personality.
>Be main character of IASIP
>Therefore be pretty funny
>Be comfortable
>Talk to her
>>37806697
That's not his gf. He meant his actual gf, not the girl in the pic.
>>37810851
>>37810851
>But hell yes she is cucking the guy she's married to
Or maybe she's having a loving faithful marriage? What is it with you guys and that cuck shit.
>>37810815
Him.
