>be me at the gym
>load up 3pl8 on the bench press
>see some scrawny DYEL in the corner curling the bar (lol)
>tell him to come over and give me a spot
>"I-I'm n-not sure I-I can, y-you b-better ask s-somebody else"
>tell him it's bullshit and he just needs to support me if he sees me failing
>begin set, pump fast 9 reps
>pretend to struggle on the last one
>hold the bar on my sternum and begin to gasp
>whisper and whimper: "Help. Me"
>watch him panic as he tried to pull the bar up without realising I'm resisting and holding it down
>couldn't even move it once inch up
>I'm still pretending to be choked to death but in reality about to burst out laughing
>as he prepares to put all his strength into lifting the bar, he moves his head closer to me
>I quickly lift the bar up with all my power, smacking it on his face
>I get up and yell "what the fuck man you almost let me fucking die here"
>he looks like he's about to cry, blood begins to run out of his nose. Apparently I broke his glasses too
>tell him "obviously you're not a team player, you should get out of here and never come back. We don't need assholes like you here"
>report him to the PT who's a close friend of mine
>he gets his membership revoked with no refund for inconsiderate and life threatening behaviour towards other members of the gym. Which is a major offence in my gym
How did you assert your dominance today, /fit/?
>>37802424
>dominance
>massive insecurity
pick one
I made up a bullshit story and posted it on 4chan because I need constant attention as if I was a woman.
A-Alpha!
>>37802446
Hey, sorry about your glasses bro lel
>>37802424
>Never happened.
>>37802459
Gotta get them (you)'s
>>37802446
you have fucking autism bro
Did you fuck his mom later that night?
>>37802424
man for the sake of the kid I really hope this didn't happen.
Top kek fampailam, reminds me of this time I bullied this dyel Asian kid into sucking my dick in the sauna in front of all my bros, we were fucking dying of laughter
>>37802424
I bet you ride a Harley
>>37802515
Shut the fuck up you beta faggot.
>>37802424
>load up 3pl8 on the bench press
What? How do you keep that balanced? You'd have two on one side and one on the other.
Do you just have the equivalent of 1.5 plates on both sides?
*sniff*
Smells like summer in here
>>37802544
>he thinks 3pl8 means on both sides
I bet you count the bar weight in your stats as well
>>37802544
Lol are u srs? You dont lift do you
>>37802424
>The stories posted here are...
>>37802424
Haha nice bro thats one for the books. May I post a story happend recently at my gym.
>be me tall and fit
>finished my chest workout so im ready to curl
>walk over to the freeweights area
>see this one ultramanlet with his fat buddy
>this cant be more /fit/-relatet
>they are doing benchpressing with 20kg dumbbells
>LMAO do they even lift?
>Walk over and ask them if they need these dumbbells anymore
>the manlet is like yeah we got 2 sets left each
>not with me little fellow
>I start laughing at the manlets face and kindly push him to the side
>grab the dumbbells from the rack and start curling in between them
>the manelt gets intimidated and stutters b-but we need them i said
>lol what a bitch
>ignore him and continue curling
>now i´m blocking the dumbbells by sitting on them on the rack
>fat guy bertstares all the time doesnt know what to say
>the manlet is now trying to stutter some words out i didnt hear bc in-ears
>give him a rich piana death stare
>soon after both leave and never be seen again
Later the qt receptionist told me she saw it and had to giggle. Eventually we go on a date on friday
>>37802617
Cool story hansel. Then you woke up in a warm puddle of shame.
>>37802424
If this wasn't fake I'd call you a cuck. But considering it is because no could be this insecure about themselves I'll just say stop shitposting.
